Learn the Basics of Handwriting Analysis : How to Analyze Handwriting in Signatures

[XiloveKoRnX]

I laughed at the "dollar sign" money thing.

Just...LOL.

[peace4aIl]

I personally do not find this to be scientific or accurate :S It seems to be a load of .......................

[actsing411]

Ok I get SOME of this stuff, but some of it im lost. OR MAYBE THEY JUST LIKE HOW IT LOOKS

(Just a thought)



[whatanightmare1]

I had my handwriting analyzed several times for fun....and the conclusions were different every single time, except for the one common trait of "spontaneous" or "fun loving" that was "diagnosed" in all of the analysis' I had. One of the many differing results indicated that I was conservative financially, and my husband will tell you that's a lie :~)

[kluboski]

Pseudoscience at it's best!!

[kluboski]

More hocus pocus...LOL.

[mlakhani20]

This is bullshit.

[Nemosisa]

Or maybe they did the ""dollar sign"" coz it's pretty.

[hooligan2005]

She is amateurish in her presentation. Handwriting is representative of the patterns of our mind. Our personalities are conveyed through handwriting. If they weren't we would all have the same handwriting.

[MerlilithProductions]

She does not know what she is talking about at all, its more difficult then she shows.

[TYTENSCHLICHKEIT]

Hello Mrs Carmen Lynne,

I have a very dynamic t stem on my handwriting.But i am never selfish.....you must be mistaking there.However i am woundering how you come to that conclusion?

[rustedme]

what a fool

[darkAngelLuna]

im trying to cross myself out..? 

[Adolphsson]

@darkAngelLuna Yeah, I don't understand why she doesn't just read what is written on the right side. We are apparently selfish, but I just do it because it's time-efficient with all the f:s ant t:s in my name. Same for you?

[sivadfa]

Handwriting going up = optimistic = bullshit

handwriting going up = right handed, not moving their shoulder = plausable

[danilove1985]

this is such bullshit lol

[rocstastudio]

I'm totally missing the science part in this, I'd give this theory a chance if professionals would demonstrate it in a proper way and not amateurish like this.

I'm missing the REASONS and RELATIONS to real psychology and human science, because everything she said can be put into a different light. If she says the person is confident because the person writes really big I can give an counter-argument and say maybe the person is arrogant, and the person with the smaller handwriting is humble.(?)

[jposh707]

This is a right load of bollocks.

[jposh707]

So if we all start to underline our names we will be taken more seriously? I'm going to try this and get back to you.

[yawenalice]

That is a lot of bullshit. If that's her real job, then I feel like her whole life pretty much wasted.

[epicsorrow29]

She laughed at the end, she knows it's total bullshit

[millichamp27]

wow... what an amazing amount of bullshit

[Honken]

Handwriting is usually a function of conscious and deliberate practice guided by a tutor; the personal touch is a matter of style, ease and beauty, not personality.

"This wide capital letter indicates that this person has IBS and a tendency to hyperextend his lower back during foggy weather."

[metalic699]

this is so stupid .. I suppose Abraham Lincolns signature would suggest that that he is a unifier

[zooplankton1]

Interesting signatures but what a load of mumbo jumbo homespun unsustantiated rubbish.

PS it's Elizabeth the SECOND

[jposh707]

Haha, I'm American and even I caught that. This woman needs to have an audience with her majesty, post haste.

[zooplankton1]

@jposh707

Ha Ha. Off with her head!

[Tiahur76]

is she a witch?

[ScotsmanRS]

I liked some of the signatures, but they were spoiled by the bullshit that was dripping out of that woman's mouth.

[Koraben]

fuck u, what are u doing with my signature.

there is my signature on there!

[thatoneguy1020]

hahaha!

[SatchmoSings]

Carmen Lynne is very, very beautiful.

[AKingJohnR]

i believe there can be possible truth or information gained in signatures and handwriting. but not the way this bitch is going about it. sounds like a crock of shit. it seems like its on a whim. its seems very unscientific.

[shakyraalynna]

Depens how you feel in the moment you sign in that particular day

[lazy24zzz]

Fuck, you know the last signature, my dad signs like that.

[smellslikechildren1]

Your dad ain't perfect.

[Irisheyes77christy]

I sign using almost everything she mentions here. I put scrolls on either side of my name, I sign my name on a slant, If signing quickly I like to be overly dramatic with my letters so I have the long lines (like the T she shows) and some of which could be construed as crossing through other letters. I just like how dramatic it looks.

[Irisheyes77christy]

Other times, I like to my signature to look very neat and legitable, and looks completely different that the signature I use in a hurry (which is my artsy signature, lol).

[samuils]

How you feel and express in your writing may be correct, however just because you stop writing in a certain way isnt really going to change the issues you are struggling with.

[mongodongo148]

this is the most fucking ridiculous thing ive ever seen in my life

[Scarakon]

LOL is there any scientific proof for your 'analysations'. I mean they are completely ridiculous and seemingly plucked out of the air.

[chalki3]

what if you don't have one?

[ObeyBunny]

What does it mean when someone always draws a picture next to their name?

Like this:

/)_/)

(*-*) Michelle

L(")(")

(well, the picutre is usually a cat and usually on the right hand side of the name.)

[1CaptainAustralia1]

I think it means they're a wanker, or a douche.

[xiquiripat]

Ha! Handwriting Analyses (or graphology) is such crap. Consider the fact that graphologists are not allowed to testity in a court of law concerning personality traits or mental state and are only qualified to indicate if their handwritng is genuine. Examine the Carroll v. State (1982) debacle for an example of the kind of testimony these "experts" provide.

[watchmaker37]

Someone who wants to "cross themselves out"? What the fuck does that even mean?! Like suicidal or something? Be descriptive.

You can tell it's not science because she can't even articulate her own methodology.

[daughterofrurouni]

Ok, maybe not the best choice of words, but she meant cross themselves out in terms of the signature. They're writing over their own name. If you read the notes on the side, it says mistrustful, etc. By crossing themselves out, they have something to hide, something they want to obscure about themselves...

[psb1964]

@watchmaker37 Quite true. In Europe Graphology is commonly thought to be a science, but not in North America. There are two different schools of graphology. These were tested by giving both adherents multiple samples of handwriting. As expected both delivered a different personality analysis of each sample. But the designers of this test had the subjects take the MMPI. Neither schools produced analysis that aligned with the MMPI. Graphology is Bull

[tacorific]

@watchmaker37 I think it means that you have something about yourself that you would like to "Cross out" as she says but that would just be an assumption

[PopMami]

I think that some handwriting can mean something about the person, but i think these celebrities just wanted to make their signature look fancy, not that theres something wrong with them. I do the dollar sign looking thing because it looks pretty lol!

[NickelodeonFour]

THIS IS DREADFUL RUBBISH!

[ngaulin]

pure bullshit.

she lost me with the money/dollar sign thing.

[paintedmusic]

*laughs* She lost me way before that. She lost me when she said that the first one sloped up was trying to SEEM optimistic, which meant that he was probably very depressed -- but the next one down, which was ALSO sloped up, was a very optimistic person. *rolls eyes* She should make up her mind and stick with it.

[Irisheyes77christy]

Ditto. I was confused there too. I had to rewatch that part 3 times, trying to understand what she meant.

[DobermansRock]

its for real. nuff said...

[zskar]

BULLSHIT!

[VivaLaFizz]

at the end i think she just smelt someones fart, or her husband naked... "huuugkh!"

[sn00pystar]

sounds like she had a hairball lol

[VivaLaFizz]

rofl

[NaughtyBwoi]

listen to her final laughter (hhhughhhh)

[31christieroad]

hahahah

[NaughtyBwoi]

lool - huughh!

[kingkillah1990]

lol, thats all you said