In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale - Long Fall

[gamul312]

This is funny :D

[noisepuppet]

I'm afraid that Mr. Boll will hit me in the face.

[CultureClasher]

You what i think was going on in Jason Statham and Ron Perlman's head:

Statham: WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOIN' HERE?!!!

Perlman: WHERE'S MY PAYCHECK YOU GERMAN PRICK!!!!

[sereda008]

This does not look like a terrible movie now.

[lukaspukas1]

@sereda008 You sir, are an idiot.

[sereda008]

@lukaspukas1 Well, in my opinion that is improbable. It seems more likely that indeed you, are an idiot. State your reason for insulting me.

[lukaspukas1]

@sereda008 Even though I said what I said, I'm mostly calling your opinion idiotic; not you. If you're saying it's good because its so bad, then I respect that.

1: You do realize that this is from Dr. Uwe Boll...the man will always make shit

2: The movie is about an hour longer than it needs to be.

3: The cinematography/shots are laughable.

4: Acting is horrible and the cast constantly chews up the scenery .

5: It blatantly plagiarizes LotR; and Boll thinks it's better than LotR.

[sereda008]

@lukaspukas1 Indeed, I agree with what you say here. But you appear to have failed to notice the "Now" at the end of my sentence. I was talking about this individual scene. I know that Boll made this movie and that it is considered the worst in history. This scene does not look any worse from most films.

[MrNerdyreviews]

did he put the zip line in reverse?

[Inquiescent]

LOL  @0:31.. UUUHHH!!!!

[Inquiescent]

1:31 of course, not 0:31!

[MegaKioma]

@Inquiescent

why lol ? can't seem to find something funny

[Inquiescent]

@MegaKioma 1:31, the sudden wail could shatter barriers. Don't you think he sounds terribly funny?

[JacobSheppard]

lol, Ron Perlmans scream as he starts going across has been a kind of running gag between my brother and I since we first watched this.

[ludriks222]

lol @ 1:31 haha his voice sounds fucked up hahaha

[captpan6]

I love how Farmer just runs away while his two friends drown in the river.

"Okay the movie just got shitty. I better get out of here before I lose my career."

[knightofhell7890]

you have to play the original dungeon siege game to undrstand whats going on and the game is really good.

[Aussieroth7]

.....I'm so sick of Boll, he's ruining too many good VG's. That had John Rhys-Davies and Ron Perlman... Not even they could rescue that Movie.

[TonyAlmeidaisalive]

1:31

[ludriks222]

haha LOL , if u mena his voice , i noticed that when i saw the film 2 i started laughing like hell :P

[bethanyjane96]

this i the best film ever an this bit is halarious

[AgentPopcornGirl]

loool, this movie was funny at how they actors tried their hardest, and the script was funny as well

[masticina]

wow...I mean the actors try their best I know but what an incompetence of the story and the script!

And tim burton? You gotta be kidding me!

[Lonewolve222]

That music in the scene just made it worse, simply deplorable... It jokes around with itself...

[BloodElf19]

Why the hell would Ron Pearlman degrade himself by acting in this?!

[BloodElf19]

Perlman* oops, no "a". I do want to see Hellboy 2: The Golden Army.

[Aussieroth7]

I think he, along with Rhys-Davies, tried to rescue the film... they failed, as you can see.

No one can rescue a Boll film. Not Ben Kinsgley, who tried valiently, Not Ron Pearlman... Hell I don't think even Christopher Lee, who has a rep for rescuing films single handedly, could rescue anything Boll related. Uwe, as always, made it horrible on purpose... The usual bull****... Or rather "BOLL****"

[JOHNCHUYOUTOO]

glad i didn't pay to see this shit, uwe boll should be dragged out and shot for making this garbage

[M1330]

Uwe boll sucks donkeys balls

[SorapakGR]

crap

[EidahageFeroe]

Did anyone notice that thing running away into the forest as they sent the horses running? I thought it was just the three of them and the horses?

[clarinetsweetheart]

It was one of the horses ;)

[EidahageFeroe]

ahh! you're right, I should count the men/horses better lol. It just looked funny with one so far ahead

[maleman247]

This movie is ruining one of the better PC RPG's of all time.

[stene93]

Seriously what kind of goddamn special effects are these, it looks like some 80's flick. But actually even worse. I might understand the blue/greenscreen technique, but then the acting and dialog is also so shitty...

[SakyuuSousha]

Wow... I actually do not think this sucks...i think it's pretty average...Uwe boll has gone from PURE suckage, to just plain suckage

[AsianKill3r]

wow. so cheesy it makes ghost rider look awesome.

[Ick200]

Postal might not be shitty, the trailers look pretty good. This movie is absolute crap.

[Chrispat8]

Oscar winning film

Best poorly written dialouge

best amature directing

Best rip-off of LORD OF THE RINGS

Best worst assumble cast

...The List goes on and on.

[Slew63]

the worst movie ever.. dont even bother to rent it movie rating : 1/10 complete failure

[TeamCarbos]

hahahaha... lol

uwe boll should be assassinated.

[lordbumbi]

Oh... my god.. *note to myself* NEVER EVER WATCH THIS MOVIE

[dubzy81]

hahaha the music and everything, fucking awful.

[crypto457]

holy crap its hellboy the big guy with the grey hair

[buddha131]

wow...that's eh...that's quality filmmaking right there

[OceanbornAngel]

What happened to Legolas? He suddenly turned into a whiny twit. :p

[joster285]

That's not an elf, it's a human, u basement dwarf!

[DP715]

The movie tanked, both critically and commercially, so we won't be seeing anymore big pieces of crap from him for some time now. Thank god something good came out of this! I just hope his upcoming films will tank enough to get him out of the film industry for good!

[Bamnesio]

actually he has 7 movies planned for the future :p

[DP715]

By big, I meant big budget pieces of crap.  He won't be using big names for some time now.

[MoonIMover]

"Dungeon Seige" is a big name? It was the first computer game to be made by it's studeo, and personally I became aware of it from pulling it out of a bargain bin at Best Buy.

[beejornk]

big name actors, not necessarily big name video games. although dungeon siege was pretty known, especially in the hack & slash game community. i think it was billed as the 'diablo 2 killer'.

[Aussieroth7]

Though this will never happen (Thank God) but it's still an example: If he did something like Metal gear Solid, Final Fantasy or Halo: Expect a public crucifiction. XD

[TrueEvilBob]

I'd love to see him to Metal Gear Solid, his version would probably be far better than the garbage storytelling the latter parts of the series had, and better than any "serious" adaptation of it.

[NightRanger77]

Whoa whoa whoa.

[captpan6]

A Final Fantasy movie was already done, though it didn't do so well.

[Aussieroth7]

Spirits within I know... I thought it wasn't bad. Wasn't AMAZING, but it's still good fun. However, i meant Uwe making a Live-Action one...... Ugh, I don't want to think about it! I HATE BOOOOOOOOOOLL!!!

[Chrispat8]

@captpan6 That was better than anything by Uwe Boll

[igloodude11]

lol, I don't think he's made anything that wasn't a piece of crap

[kingofthekrill]

The evil sorcerer looks like he's in the mob. Why can't the producer just come up with fresh new ideas for movies. Is he just hoping to make money off the poor suckers that keep getting lured to these kinds of movies. For Statham's sake, at least he got paid, but I hope he's in something better next time.

[jdog039]

that evil guy was is goodfellas.

just thought you'd want to know

great movie by the way. goodfellas

[pritishsai]

is that nick nolte on the side?

[RuneMVs]

this is great. stfu.

[mordred612]

i'm just waiting for batman. that movie is going to rock.

[Eirik2005]

Haha, looks amazingly bad! Just like every other Boll movie...

Why does even people want to work with him?

[Hughezy]

i take it that Toilet Boll has been watching his Lord Of The Rings Boxset.

and is Uwe Boll fucking crazy? making a YouTube account?! the internet HATES him, and we can say whatever we want on this whereas we get censored on IMDb.

[Volleyjeff]

I'll probably see it, being a fan of the game and all, but I can tell it's a pretty bad film. Plus, I haven't seen Leelee Sobieski in anything in a while, and she looks pretty good.

[mordred612]

damn this movie is going to be a turd, but nothing else is coming out that weekend so it will make millions.

[Hughezy]

or else people just won't go if they have any brains

[mordred612]

we're americans...we don't have brains...people tell us what to do every day. we the sheeple of the united states of america.

[Hughezy]

well, in Americas' defence (i'm not American btw) Uwe Boll films ALWAYS bomb in America.

[mordred612]

because people tell us not to see them. thank god for those who tell us what to do.

[Hughezy]

are you going to see this film? don't you think it looks really bad?

[mordred612]

i think this movie looks like it is going to be terrible. burt reynolds and ray leiota aren't our best actors. claire forlani is hot. hellboy is in here it looks like. it is going to suck so bad it may be interesting to see how terrible it is.

[Hughezy]

wana know something interesting about Uwe Boll? NONE of his films have ever been released over here in Northern Ireland.

this is the type of film that i'd be willing to wait for it to come on TV for me to see.

[mordred612]

top of the mornin to you. i'm part irish too. what's good about this time period is that all the big films came out over christmas and nothing is coming out in the near future that looks interesting except cloverfield which i think will tank at the box office.

[Hughezy]

Jumper looks pretty good.

[DePaashaas84]

This might just be the reason why he actually makes money! People are just interested in how bad his movies can actually get! I mean, we are here, watching his you tube movie, discussing his film! Although he's the worst director ever, he manages it to get our attention.

[StiffyStuff12]

okay, is this supposed to be a comedy? if it is it sure as hell aint funny

[ikoas]

Wow.....

[bluedestiny88]

Wait, so let me get this straight...the guy's name is "Farmer" but in the game you're humble beginnings is being a farmer. That pretty much sums of the creative mind of Uwe Boll. He's a nameless farmer...let's name him "Farmer"! There goes your career, Statham.

[IceVallejo]

*laughs*... that made my day.

[redbishopii]

I'll see it cause I played the game and it has Statham in it, but it looks like another case of f*ckupedness like Eragon.

[what356]

cant get more gay than that!

[Tallacus]

my gosh, if thats the band that going to kill the evil sorcerer then by all means the sorcerer already won

[Isaac1st]

Another Uwe Boll film=fail

Ron Perlman should never be in a crappy movie like this. NEVER

[claymenrule]

Ummm... wow. This is gonna be a pretty bad movie.

[henrik6754]

Haha. This is going to be Uwe Bolls best movie. No doubt about it. Cant wait!

[kadamora]

looks shity

[ikoas]

LOL WOW. These actors must be pretty poor to stoop so low as to do a movie for uwe boll

[sckg]

nah... it looks nice

[BrassMO]

yeah, what a shit! Reminds me the old hercules episodes :D

[walnutfilmer]

haha, that's great :o)

[bitcka]

gee, does anybody else miss the days when Ron Perlman was one of the actors with the good dialogue? looking less scruffy would also be nice, i may be one of Perlman's biggest fans but this movie will be crap. thank god for Hellboy; the Golden Army, now that is a movie i'm going to go see.

[GhaleonStar]

This movie looks like ass.

[christensenct]

Perlman and his associate proceed down river to a waterfall, where they fall to their death. Statham says, "Oh shit, I killed those suckers," runs off into the woods, never to be heard from again.

THE END, credits roll.

[cleocatra]

Oh dear =3

[sonic3305]

Oh man, ROFL at the wacky music queue when Jason first slides across.

God, this movie is going to be horrid.

[skill13815]

awful

[BigAngeloSantorini]

lol. Stupid and funny

[DP715]

The only good thing that I can say so far is that Ron Perlman is always put in the right roles. At least Uwe Boll "seems" to know that not all ropes are going to send you down....I think......

[ymk89]

Ron Perlman has no shame.

[christensenct]

Oh man, that made my night.

[aaront596]

lame!

[PocketCofee]

ha ha ha! I hope to see the film soon! Ron Perlman is my hero!!!