Yeah a lot of people have said the same thing. I was trying to mimic those overly serious moments in some of his movies, rather than the badass stuff.
So true. Unfortunatly, John Woo stopped making his iconic "Heroic Bloodshed" films in favor of making historical dramas. Heres hoping he gets to make at least one more "Heroic Bloodshed" film before old age catches up to him.
BTW if this were "John Woo Getting His Mail", a flock of doves would scatter as he runs out the front door, he would use a pair of Beretta 92F (John Woo's favorite pistol), and then he would get into a Mexican Standoff with himself.
If only there were some way to liquify or synthesize Michael Bay and create some sort of "instant-epic spray." One application daily makes everything slow motion and comes with its own orchestra that follows you around.
my only qualm is that you use a song that i associate with the great Star Trek movie to belittle a terrible director. Of course, I'm sure the song is from something else that is actually much more culturally significant then Star Trek. But I'm nothing if not a hypocrite.
Wow this is sort of a reinvention of Michael Bay since his movies are all about stuff blowing up and no explosions seem to happen here. Not even any car chases? I ff thru half of it though since it's so edgy it had to be shot all in slo mo, even the non action portions. repackaged cheerio vid, wont be checking out any others
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good vid but not as funny as i thought it would be. I thought there would be explosions and people dying as he fights his way through like aliens and stuff not pops off 2 clips and pleasures himself with the mail. It was well done just like his movies the slow mo and stuff just not what i expected with the magazine and poster before he goes out side
Some excellent cinematography right there. There's no WAY this could be Michael Bay. It's too good. lol
jjkmovies 9 hours ago in playlist More videos from ChrisCapel1998
hilarious!
RamoneTalarico 5 days ago
God damn it...
hjhjhhjhjhjhhjhjhjhj 1 week ago
or wait Star Trek music FTW
hjhjhhjhjhjhhjhjhjhj 1 week ago
Lord of the Rings music FTW
hjhjhhjhjhjhhjhjhjhj 1 week ago
Damn neighbors, always standing between me and my mail. Go on Michael Bay, tell it how it is!
Annihal101 1 month ago
do tim burten...NO stephen spielburg....please
giratina4950 2 months ago
WOWthats alot of mail
megagangster321 2 months ago
lol
stefysjg 3 months ago
Throw in some doves and a Mexican Standoff and this can easily be "John Woo Gets His Mail"
Or throw in incredibly slow pacing and a plot twist and this can easily be "M Night Shyamalan Gets His Mail"
Kersey475 4 months ago
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mmaven89 4 months ago
Standing in the middle of the road screaming and shooting made me think of Boondock Saints
GrimNitrate 4 months ago
@GrimNitrate THERE WAS A FIRE FIGHT!!
mmaven89 4 months ago
All of the mail were his bills that he needs to pay because of all the damage he ever caused.
AcidTik18 4 months ago
I'd love to see Michael Bay getting groceries.
jwagner7000 5 months ago 5
Funny...this vid is more imaginative, interesting, and thrilling than any of bays films
jason34us 5 months ago
Good! He got my letter!
JerrysFunhouse 5 months ago
Is that the soundtrack from Lost?
Hippiehater1683 5 months ago
@Hippiehater1683 Star Trek, same composer though
ShortRound24 5 months ago
Well directed, just get a good cinematographer and you'll be on your way to your own bayhem
TheUndeadAmerican 6 months ago
0-0 well... you don't want to get in his way... and what will he do if you try to steal his new paper? A killing spee!
randomfan15 6 months ago
This is more of a Clint Eastwood movie.
MrROBINB72 6 months ago
I`d hate to live near Micheal Bay,I`d almost be killed everyday.
meshachmh 6 months ago
There should be only one piece of mail...
saps0809 6 months ago
damn that granny got booty.
liquidpersuasion 6 months ago
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My geeting the mail is better lol check it out on my page
NicacioFilmz 6 months ago
This is really funny, dude! The TP roll was priceless. Bay movies stink haha
jedi1991 7 months ago
Music? Name?
zoraluigi 7 months ago
dang... where the heck is this nice neighborhood at and how'd you get all these rich old people to agree to it? lol
nowaydudewtf 7 months ago
Needs more, EXXXplooosionsss!
JerrysFunhouse 7 months ago 7
p.s. i wish every moment of my life could be this epic and dramatic lol
Nevrix123 7 months ago
No babies were hurt in the making of this video.
Nevrix123 7 months ago
48 people live near Michael Bay
scagish 7 months ago 3
Needs more american flags.
h0rtensy0 7 months ago
This deserves more views.
Amoney521 7 months ago
Make one with taking out the garbage! :D
Megarith1to3 8 months ago
I almost died when he pulled out the guns.
SolGratia 8 months ago
what movie have I heard this music in before?
Beecels 9 months ago
@Beecels I think it was used in JJ Abram's Stark Trek.
royalewithcheese2803 8 months ago
@royalewithcheese2803
yes! thats it at the very beginning thank you
Beecels 8 months ago
Search "Bin Laden, Bin Dover" hillarious Michael Bay spoof!
jazzritz36 9 months ago
make more of these jesus hahahahaha
TheBoogerHumper 9 months ago
Donno... The cereal vid was way better. This felt more like Shawshank redemption than Bay...
Lardawan 9 months ago
@Lardawan
Yeah a lot of people have said the same thing. I was trying to mimic those overly serious moments in some of his movies, rather than the badass stuff.
ChrisCapel1998 9 months ago 4
Which reminds me, I gotta renew my subscription to Explosions Enthusiast Monthly.
willydru 10 months ago 2
Shit just got real.
tbehmer7 10 months ago
His neighbors are like, "Oh god. Not this again."
IreneAdlerCrazy 10 months ago
hahahaha
alphaotakux 10 months ago
Holy crap that's a lot of mail. I bet most of those are late notices.
AngelOfDarkness1311 10 months ago 2
LOL nearly the whole video is in slow-mo
mrjimmyos 10 months ago
You really should check your mail more often, it's piling up quite a bit in there.
(side note: don't know if I'd ever go guns-a-blazing with a S&W Sigma...that awful trigger would get to me.)
zchris87v 11 months ago
this was better then 'the king's speech'
emaimon1 11 months ago
damn bro... that's alot of mail.
TheLeg3ndaryHooligan 11 months ago
Perfect but needs explosions everywhere, every 10 seconds. The picture was a nice touch =)
qwsd6 1 year ago
HAHAHA! HILARIOUS!
ColossalProd 1 year ago
wait wait wait wait wait. was that a PICTURE of an explosion at 0:36???
TheBlueHandOfDeath 1 year ago 3
"Micheal we want ideas not special effects."
Micheal Bay"I don't understand the difference"
YourSource4Gaming 1 year ago
Wait a minute...that's not Michael Bay!
Aarownd 1 year ago
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etentertainment 1 year ago
saw this video, thought WTF
joeyriv1 1 year ago
MANLY GUNGASM!!!1111
...and now, I will RUN for the mail, which will form a great, epic CASCADE of CREAMY WHITE GOODNESS onto my face.
Michael Bay: it's porn, stupid!
BlacknWhitesAlright 1 year ago
Beautiful... just beautiful
mommasboy27 1 year ago
I would hate to live in his neighborhood... O_O
EliteHaloForce 1 year ago
I hope that mail tasted better than the cereal
RhubarbedWire1 1 year ago
Moral of the story, don't get between a man and his mail.
VinceOmega 1 year ago
i must say you did a good job, i saw all the pokes at MB
travisblackwell 1 year ago
wtf was that hahaha...bad ass
DeadlyNinja1702 1 year ago
Looks more like "John Woo Gets His Mail"
Kersey475 1 year ago
@Kersey475
That's what I was thinking, with the dual glocks and all.
VinceOmega 1 year ago
@Kersey475 John Woo is ten times better than Michael cheap-ass Bay.
tool619 1 year ago
@tool619
So true. Unfortunatly, John Woo stopped making his iconic "Heroic Bloodshed" films in favor of making historical dramas. Heres hoping he gets to make at least one more "Heroic Bloodshed" film before old age catches up to him.
BTW if this were "John Woo Getting His Mail", a flock of doves would scatter as he runs out the front door, he would use a pair of Beretta 92F (John Woo's favorite pistol), and then he would get into a Mexican Standoff with himself.
Kersey475 1 year ago
@tool619 SHUT UP
sueet240able 1 year ago
@tool619 Cheap ass? Explosives ain't cheap.
MegaDOubleRainbow 1 year ago
I think my favorite part was the picture of the explosion hanging on the wall.
sagaofbluewing 1 year ago
should make a prequel: Michael Bay, my new neighbour
Ahamster1 1 year ago
Mail just got real!!!
DXslilgangsta 1 year ago 3
AWESOME
But the man doesn't wash his hands after bathroom? Ew.
ziggaLeal 1 year ago
This is actually better than a Michael Bay film.
adhlx7608 1 year ago 2
I really felt moved when the mail was finally reached.
Mordancy11 1 year ago 34
That was fantastic.........
CarpeGuitarrem 1 year ago
that was amazing
Dizzylittlelord 1 year ago
WHYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!! WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE VIEWS?!?!?! DX
thegamerzadvocate006 1 year ago
Made me wanna get mine right now.
KarasuNoGoh 1 year ago
Damn...I wanna cry, give 2 thumbs up & a Academy Award to getting that mail.
AcademyMixtapes 1 year ago
thats a lot of mail.....
andrejdace 1 year ago
...Wow... I think I shed a tear as I watched this... Why can't my life be a Michael Bay Production?
mynameispieyum 1 year ago
Haha i saw netflix lol
fearme1012 1 year ago
Imagine the papercuts on his face.
Degamaman 1 year ago 21
AWESOME
mentaldeedeedee 1 year ago
lol! Bay is only cool in a spoof!
henkman00 1 year ago
no letter bomb?
teptetep 1 year ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
PuddinStix 1 year ago
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....where's all the explosions?
realfighter40 1 year ago
love these vids
LegitMos 1 year ago
Dude hasn't picked up his mail for like a month.
Stumoo 1 year ago
Michael bay never uses a static shot, the camera's always in motion
JD1010101110 1 year ago
If only there were some way to liquify or synthesize Michael Bay and create some sort of "instant-epic spray." One application daily makes everything slow motion and comes with its own orchestra that follows you around.
NukSooLang 1 year ago
@NukSooLang Its Called HYdro Ill sell you some
theogusobus 1 year ago
thats the score from star trek :D
SullyIsPrime 1 year ago
Soooo epic.
trekfan92 1 year ago
i cant believe how intrigued i was by this for 3 whole minutes
domboughnique 1 year ago
LMFAO!!
MrClanzO 1 year ago
So awesome hahah
FiZiX1g 1 year ago
you have some cool neighbours :)
deesies 1 year ago
u should do quentin tarantino's or tim burtons!
FeloFilms 1 year ago
my only qualm is that you use a song that i associate with the great Star Trek movie to belittle a terrible director. Of course, I'm sure the song is from something else that is actually much more culturally significant then Star Trek. But I'm nothing if not a hypocrite.
ButteryLobster 1 year ago
@ButteryLobster I believe the word your looking for is fucking awesome director.
Cause without bay the world would be 45% less explosiony! AND WE NEED OUR EXPLOSIONS! btw, this video is missing him exploding the neighbors house up.
chrisw443 1 year ago
Nice video, but to be like michael bay u hace to put Super Sound Effects.
Cascaradecacahuete 1 year ago
lol i love it. nice work
yipyipmingow 1 year ago
Perfect soundtrack selection; gorgeous piece of music.
TheSchaef47 1 year ago
Lmfao someone's electricity wasn't on that night. Look at all those bills
TheTanahashi 1 year ago
I'm a huge Michael Bay fan, and I still thought this was funny.
FastlaneProductions1 1 year ago
on the 10 second mark, I know it's suck
xppower2001 1 year ago
Awesome, just needs more random slo-mo shots of American flags in the wind. There was one, but that was just drive by patriotism.
Love it !!!
Trumppet 1 year ago
so accurate
pactedesfous 1 year ago
I can see the next sequel now, Michael bay Jazzercising.
Zanryu666 1 year ago
the running out guns ablazing is so typical him.
dborhem 1 year ago
Poor neighbors probably have to put up with this on a daily basis.
7hat1guy 1 year ago
this is nothing like a michael bay movie, except 1 shot
al28283 1 year ago
Add some doves flying in the background and its a John Woo film !
PachecoD1988 1 year ago
@PachecoD1988 but John Woo has actually made good action films like face/off whilst michael bay never has.
Allistar123 1 year ago
@Allistar123 have you ever watched The Rock ? Awesome Micheal Bay movie !
PachecoD1988 1 year ago
@PachecoD1988 the only movie that don't cause a headache. Everything Bay directed is a mindless crap. period
Boshetunmai 1 year ago
Explosion enthusiast! I love it!
threeseriesftw 1 year ago
hahahaha explosion enthusiast
sloth96cky 1 year ago
nice work....
ToughSpots 1 year ago
he runs like will smith in bad boys lol
howiescream 1 year ago
that was hilarious!!
DarthKozil 1 year ago
fucking amazing
casdeanandsam 1 year ago
Brilliant, man
FriedEggsInTheSky 1 year ago
ZOMG that's not really Micheal Bay! I am so disappointed!
But seriously, hilarious vid.
cotss2012 1 year ago
favouriting!
Whattheheck136 1 year ago
Music is from Star Trek, opening scene
Yakotala 1 year ago
Wouldn't the shots all be very shaky as well?
AiR1890 1 year ago
Honestly, this feels more like "Steven Spielberg getting the mail." But still very well done.
Director705 1 year ago
lol there was a netflix movie in there :p
Flypig777 1 year ago
What movie have I heard that music in??
YourAverageJo 1 year ago
ha ha! you should do a zack snyder version lol
howiescream 1 year ago
You should do a video on how M. Night Shyamalan gets his mail. Or is it even mail he's getting?
thehigh5films 1 year ago 79
That would be great...
Ralhill 1 year ago
LOL!
McMahon4Prez 1 year ago
I'm pretty sure Michael Bay has a picture of explosions in his room, lol.
GunShard 2 years ago 4
Wow this is sort of a reinvention of Michael Bay since his movies are all about stuff blowing up and no explosions seem to happen here. Not even any car chases? I ff thru half of it though since it's so edgy it had to be shot all in slo mo, even the non action portions. repackaged cheerio vid, wont be checking out any others
toothbeaver 2 years ago
Garbage Day!
DerSchnurrbart 2 years ago 37
Ok, that's hilarious. What a great comparison.
ChrisCapel1998 2 years ago 3
@ChrisCapel1998 roflolololol
salshasam 2 years ago
@ChrisCapel1998 please make that!!!! Blow up the garbage truck, detonation films is ur friend :D
NickWeber333 1 year ago
@DerSchnurrbart That made me laugh so hard.... LOLOOLOLOLOLOL i literally rofled.
IMAFISHYAY 1 year ago
that was freakin awesome =)
mrk1190 2 years ago
LOL! AWESOME!
iFoamy 2 years ago
Excellent.
mirinator 2 years ago
I laughed so hard when he pulled out the guns
CarterCinema 2 years ago
SERIOUS BUSINESS YOU SAY
MistaDizzyOne 2 years ago
funny shit
Jerrk64 2 years ago
lmao
MrJizzimz 2 years ago
as a subscriber to Explosion Enthusiasts myself, I must say I loved this video.
dooickouski 2 years ago 3
ive got an idea how about michael bay goes to work
luisgapro 2 years ago
It would have been more Bay-ish if there were helicopters on the horizon and if the average shot length was half a second. :p
Fredvdp 2 years ago 7
Absolutely exallant choice using that song from American Psycho
Godzilla52 2 years ago
Its from Startrek.
joem4888 2 years ago
LOL
SinisterManiac 2 years ago
I never would have thought of having a framed picture of an explosion on the wall. Pretty cool.
Riflemanm16a2 2 years ago 2
GARBAGE DAY!!!
nusua 2 years ago
YES! omg.. garbage day gogogo!
dkrypto911 2 years ago
I find this video highly appealing to those who like over the top action.
Saru129 2 years ago
haha that's so awesome
shrederiffic2380 2 years ago
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WTF? This video is so pathetic!
thebearisoverhere 2 years ago
Where's the music from. It sounds so familiar, like I've heard it recently, but I can't place my tongue on it. :(
xeleion 2 years ago
It's from the Star Trek soundtrack, it's called Labor of love ;)
mrjimmyos 2 years ago
In the description, I would put filmmaker in parentheses.
KillJoy9001 2 years ago
u mean quotation marks?
sk8rhippie 2 years ago
@sk8rhippie me no gud at engleesh
KillJoy9001 2 years ago
THAT...WAS...AWESOME!
dc2vegas 2 years ago
I am impressed with the camera work. What did you shoot this on?
ChicagoZee 2 years ago
You should do one "michael bay answering the phone"
GuitarHeroSupreme666 2 years ago
lol but not as funny as the original
15kalas15 2 years ago
dude... you forgot to wash your hands
ztrapwn 2 years ago 27
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good vid but not as funny as i thought it would be. I thought there would be explosions and people dying as he fights his way through like aliens and stuff not pops off 2 clips and pleasures himself with the mail. It was well done just like his movies the slow mo and stuff just not what i expected with the magazine and poster before he goes out side
greifdealer 2 years ago
You have no idea how hard it is to make realistic explosions and aliens. He's just making do with whatever he's got.
funnyman117 2 years ago 3
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u people are fucking tools hes not ripped...gawd u people are pathetic...
flaxawoniebasic 2 years ago
u know wats really pathetic? ur ego
theultimate999 2 years ago
epic
mitchellmakesvideos 2 years ago 2
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Music is too light. And what's with the shooting man?! Anyway, fun stuff ^^
Johnson0118 2 years ago
I like the guys arms in the first one better!
cal082479 2 years ago