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  • Some excellent cinematography right there. There's no WAY this could be Michael Bay. It's too good. lol

  • hilarious!

  • God damn it...

  • or wait Star Trek music FTW

  • Lord of the Rings music FTW

  • Damn neighbors, always standing between me and my mail. Go on Michael Bay, tell it how it is!

  • do tim burten...NO stephen spielburg....please

  • WOWthats alot of mail

  • lol

  • Throw in some doves and a Mexican Standoff and this can easily be "John Woo Gets His Mail"

    Or throw in incredibly slow pacing and a plot twist and this can easily be "M Night Shyamalan Gets His Mail"

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  • Standing in the middle of the road screaming and shooting made me think of Boondock Saints

  • @GrimNitrate THERE WAS A FIRE FIGHT!!

  • All of the mail were his bills that he needs to pay because of all the damage he ever caused.

  • I'd love to see Michael Bay getting groceries.

  • Funny...this vid is more imaginative, interesting, and thrilling than any of bays films

  • Good! He got my letter!

  • Is that the soundtrack from Lost?

  • @Hippiehater1683 Star Trek, same composer though

  • Well directed, just get a good cinematographer and you'll be on your way to your own bayhem

  • 0-0 well... you don't want to get in his way... and what will he do if you try to steal his new paper? A killing spee!

  • This is more of a Clint Eastwood movie.

  • I`d hate to live near Micheal Bay,I`d almost be killed everyday.

  • There should be only one piece of mail...

  • damn that granny got booty.

  • This is really funny, dude! The TP roll was priceless. Bay movies stink haha

  • Music? Name?

  • dang... where the heck is this nice neighborhood at and how'd you get all these rich old people to agree to it? lol

  • Needs more, EXXXplooosionsss!

  • p.s. i wish every moment of my life could be this epic and dramatic lol

  • No babies were hurt in the making of this video.

  • 48 people live near Michael Bay

  • Needs more american flags.

  • This deserves more views.

  • Make one with taking out the garbage! :D

  • I almost died when he pulled out the guns.

  • what movie have I heard this music in before?

  • @Beecels I think it was used in JJ Abram's Stark Trek.

  • @royalewithcheese2803

    yes! thats it at the very beginning thank you

  • Search "Bin Laden, Bin Dover" hillarious Michael Bay spoof!

  • make more of these jesus hahahahaha

  • Donno... The cereal vid was way better. This felt more like Shawshank redemption than Bay...

  • @Lardawan

    Yeah a lot of people have said the same thing. I was trying to mimic those overly serious moments in some of his movies, rather than the badass stuff.

  • Which reminds me, I gotta renew my subscription to Explosions Enthusiast Monthly.

  • Shit just got real.

  • His neighbors are like, "Oh god. Not this again."

  • hahahaha

  • Holy crap that's a lot of mail. I bet most of those are late notices.

  • LOL nearly the whole video is in slow-mo

  • You really should check your mail more often, it's piling up quite a bit in there.

    (side note: don't know if I'd ever go guns-a-blazing with a S&W Sigma...that awful trigger would get to me.)

  • this was better then 'the king's speech'

  • damn bro... that's alot of mail.

  • Perfect but needs explosions everywhere, every 10 seconds. The picture was a nice touch =)

  • HAHAHA! HILARIOUS!

  • wait wait wait wait wait. was that a PICTURE of an explosion at 0:36???

  • "Micheal we want ideas not special effects."

    Micheal Bay"I don't understand the difference"

  • Wait a minute...that's not Michael Bay!

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  • saw this video, thought WTF

  • MANLY GUNGASM!!!1111

    ...and now, I will RUN for the mail, which will form a great, epic CASCADE of CREAMY WHITE GOODNESS onto my face.

    Michael Bay: it's porn, stupid!

  • Beautiful... just beautiful

  • I would hate to live in his neighborhood... O_O

  • I hope that mail tasted better than the cereal

  • Moral of the story, don't get between a man and his mail.

  • i must say you did a good job, i saw all the pokes at MB

  • wtf was that hahaha...bad ass

    

  • Looks more like "John Woo Gets His Mail"

  • @Kersey475

    That's what I was thinking, with the dual glocks and all.

  • @Kersey475 John Woo is ten times better than Michael cheap-ass Bay.

  • @tool619

    So true. Unfortunatly, John Woo stopped making his iconic "Heroic Bloodshed" films in favor of making historical dramas. Heres hoping he gets to make at least one more "Heroic Bloodshed" film before old age catches up to him.

    BTW if this were "John Woo Getting His Mail", a flock of doves would scatter as he runs out the front door, he would use a pair of Beretta 92F (John Woo's favorite pistol), and then he would get into a Mexican Standoff with himself.

  • @tool619 SHUT UP

  • @tool619 Cheap ass? Explosives ain't cheap.

  • I think my favorite part was the picture of the explosion hanging on the wall.

  • should make a prequel: Michael Bay, my new neighbour

  • Mail just got real!!!

  • AWESOME

    But the man doesn't wash his hands after bathroom? Ew.

  • This is actually better than a Michael Bay film.

  • I really felt moved when the mail was finally reached.

  • That was fantastic.........

  • that was amazing

  • WHYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!! WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE VIEWS?!?!?! DX

  • Made me wanna get mine right now.

  • Damn...I wanna cry, give 2 thumbs up & a Academy Award to getting that mail.

  • thats a lot of mail.....

  • ...Wow... I think I shed a tear as I watched this... Why can't my life be a Michael Bay Production?

  • Haha i saw netflix lol

  • Imagine the papercuts on his face.

  • AWESOME

  • lol! Bay is only cool in a spoof!

  • no letter bomb?

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • love these vids

  • Dude hasn't picked up his mail for like a month.

  • Michael bay never uses a static shot, the camera's always in motion

  • If only there were some way to liquify or synthesize Michael Bay and create some sort of "instant-epic spray." One application daily makes everything slow motion and comes with its own orchestra that follows you around.

  • @NukSooLang Its Called HYdro Ill sell you some

  • thats the score from star trek :D

  • Soooo epic.

  • i cant believe how intrigued i was by this for 3 whole minutes

  • LMFAO!!

  • So awesome hahah

  • you have some cool neighbours :)

  • u should do quentin tarantino's or tim burtons!

  • my only qualm is that you use a song that i associate with the great Star Trek movie to belittle a terrible director. Of course, I'm sure the song is from something else that is actually much more culturally significant then Star Trek. But I'm nothing if not a hypocrite.

  • @ButteryLobster I believe the word your looking for is fucking awesome director. 

    Cause without bay the world would be 45% less explosiony! AND WE NEED OUR EXPLOSIONS! btw, this video is missing him exploding the neighbors house up.

  • Nice video, but to be like michael bay u hace to put Super Sound Effects.

  • lol i love it. nice work

  • Perfect soundtrack selection; gorgeous piece of music.

  • Lmfao someone's electricity wasn't on that night. Look at all those bills

  • I'm a huge Michael Bay fan, and I still thought this was funny.

  • on the 10 second mark, I know it's suck

  • Awesome, just needs more random slo-mo shots of American flags in the wind. There was one, but that was just drive by patriotism.

    Love it !!!

  • so accurate

  • I can see the next sequel now, Michael bay Jazzercising.

  • the running out guns ablazing is so typical him.

  • Poor neighbors probably have to put up with this on a daily basis.

  • this is nothing like a michael bay movie, except 1 shot

  • Add some doves flying in the background and its a John Woo film !

  • @PachecoD1988 but John Woo has actually made good action films like face/off whilst michael bay never has.

  • @Allistar123 have you ever watched The Rock ? Awesome Micheal Bay movie !

  • @PachecoD1988 the only movie that don't cause a headache. Everything Bay directed is a mindless crap. period

  • Explosion enthusiast! I love it!

  • hahahaha explosion enthusiast

  • nice work....

  • he runs like will smith in bad boys lol

  • that was hilarious!!

  • fucking amazing

  • Brilliant, man

  • ZOMG that's not really Micheal Bay! I am so disappointed!

    But seriously, hilarious vid.

  • favouriting!

  • Music is from Star Trek, opening scene

  • Wouldn't the shots all be very shaky as well?

  • Honestly, this feels more like "Steven Spielberg getting the mail." But still very well done.

  • lol there was a netflix movie in there :p

  • What movie have I heard that music in??

  • ha ha! you should do a zack snyder version lol

  • You should do a video on how M. Night Shyamalan gets his mail. Or is it even mail he's getting?

  • That would be great...

  • LOL!

  • I'm pretty sure Michael Bay has a picture of explosions in his room, lol.

  • Wow this is sort of a reinvention of Michael Bay since his movies are all about stuff blowing up and no explosions seem to happen here. Not even any car chases? I ff thru half of it though since it's so edgy it had to be shot all in slo mo, even the non action portions. repackaged cheerio vid, wont be checking out any others

  • Garbage Day!

  • Ok, that's hilarious.  What a great comparison.

  • @ChrisCapel1998 roflolololol

  • @ChrisCapel1998 please make that!!!! Blow up the garbage truck, detonation films is ur friend :D

  • @DerSchnurrbart That made me laugh so hard.... LOLOOLOLOLOLOL i literally rofled.

  • that was freakin awesome =)

  • LOL! AWESOME!

  • Excellent.

  • I laughed so hard when he pulled out the guns

  • SERIOUS BUSINESS YOU SAY

  • funny shit

  • lmao

  • as a subscriber to Explosion Enthusiasts myself, I must say I loved this video.

  • ive got an idea how about michael bay goes to work

  • It would have been more Bay-ish if there were helicopters on the horizon and if the average shot length was half a second. :p

  • Absolutely exallant choice using that song from American Psycho

  • Its from Startrek.

  • LOL

  • I never would have thought of having a framed picture of an explosion on the wall. Pretty cool.

  • GARBAGE DAY!!!

  • YES! omg.. garbage day gogogo!

  • I find this video highly appealing to those who like over the top action.

  • haha that's so awesome

  • Where's the music from. It sounds so familiar, like I've heard it recently, but I can't place my tongue on it. :(

  • It's from the Star Trek soundtrack, it's called Labor of love ;)

  • In the description, I would put filmmaker in parentheses.

  • u mean quotation marks?

  • @sk8rhippie me no gud at engleesh

  • THAT...WAS...AWESOME!

  • I am impressed with the camera work. What did you shoot this on?

  • You should do one "michael bay answering the phone"

  • lol but not as funny as the original

  • dude... you forgot to wash your hands

  • You have no idea how hard it is to make realistic explosions and aliens. He's just making do with whatever he's got.

  • u know wats really pathetic? ur ego

  • epic

  • I like the guys arms in the first one better!