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  • American comedy doesn't seem to differ much. They're TV shows are probably much better than the British (take it back to ten years ago with shows like Fawlty Towers and Blackadder then this is wrong) but today with American shows like Curb Your Enthusiasm, America is much funnier. American stand-ups just don't cut it though. They're funny don't get me wrong but they're just not on the same level as Brtis with a possible exception of Reg D Hunter.

  • 'better than any american comedian i've seen'?? you clearly haven't seen any american comedians... if i started listing how many americans were funnier than russell howard, i would literally be here in 3 days, still typing in names... you could pick a name at random in phonebook and that person would be funnier than russell howard...

  • @zombievomit cock eyed? He has a lazy eye and it isn't his fault, if you were born with a slight facial issue, I don't think you'd like to be called cock eyed. And a lot of mock the week jokes fail, they just cut them out, aaand why the fuck did you bother watching this, you knew what it would bring.

  • These failed jokes are actually quite common on shows like this, they just didn't decide to cut this one.

  • That was a joke I didn't get it but Russel Howard is a good comedian and he doesn't just make stupid faces and stuff, I love the end of his Russel Howards Good News when he puts in a really nice, heartwarming story

  • I'm proud in the fct that I watch a wide range of comedians, you name of i've probably watched them on stand up at least once. I randomly watch various stand up comedy shows (live at the apollo etc) and if they make me laugh (whether a bit or a lot) then their job is done.

  • Russel Howard is pretty good but I just don't like that type of comedy. For jumping about like a chimpanzee comdey, he's quite good, but I prefer more 'subtle' humour, you know where the comedian just walks about with the occasional action. I've got to say though, I nearly spat out loads of juice when I seen this on TV.

  • Okay, that isn't one of Russell's best jokes, but you complete and utter snobs saying nasty comments is just pathetic, being a bully is pathetic..I mean making people sad just to make you feel better actually reminds me of some of the bullies that bullied me in primary school. and making fun of his lazy eye.....well that's just going too far...

  • Thumbs up if you wanted to hear the rest of Frankie's joke instead.

  • That's how I react to all his jokes. Cock-eyed retard.

  • I just feel awkward watching this...

  • Saw Russell Howard LIVE last night and he was fantastic - barely stopped laughing bar the break. Id definitely see him again and if people think he is PG rated remember that he is on TV adn restricted on what he says - at his LIVE shows he is not.

  • @sammykaye18 I saw him too!! He is sooo funny!!!!

  • ... open your docking bay and prepare to be boarded!

  • I didn't realise Russell Howard was so hated seems like a nice funny boy to me. Tonfa4brutality is doing the "hate him" side no good at all by generalising like that and calling what he does PC bullshit, shame to see a couple of morons have even thumbed up such a moronic comment to begin with. Oh well, just paints my side as the more intelligent ones at the end of the day I guess, well done Tonfa.

  • @Badthoughts90

    I know which side you look like! The BACKside!

    DOHOHOHOHO!

  • Funny how the only people who defend Russell Howard's insipid, PC bullshit for cmoedy are teenage girls. All he does is shout, make stupid observations which a 6 year old could, talk about wanking and then rinses and repeats.

  • @Tonfa4brutality Oh? Really? I'd like to see you do stand-up in front of hundreds, and make jokes funny enough to make people clap after he says them. I'd like to see you with your own Tv show, which has been re-posted several times all over youtube. I don't see you accomplishing that. I wouldn't recognize your name in a conversation with people who haven't even met you. When you become as accomplished as Russell FUCKING Howard, you give me a call and let me know, yeah?

  • @Kitty37341 Did I ever CLAIM I was stand up comedian you stupid twat?? What a completely dumb argument. Russell Howard is only successful because a bunch of gormless teeange girls eat up his crap and immature excuse for comedy. No one above the age of 25 would actually take this clown seriously. His jokes are ones which a kid could tell. Of course he gets a show on the left wing BBC who'll hire these student type wankers.

  • @Tonfa4brutality I think russle howard is shit funny and i don't fancy him.

  • @KneeVAwesomeness you're still a teenage girl though.

  • @Tonfa4brutality HE'S THE BRITISH DANE COOK! o.O

  • @Tonfa4brutality If you don't like Russell Howard then why watch his video? Fuck off.

  • @GriffsUp

    Because we enjoy watching him fail?

    If you like him then why did YOU watch this video?

  • @Tonfa4brutality That's what a comedian is... They take the piss out of everyday situations and their own life stories, or make interesting/weird/funny remarks about them... I think he's better than Lee Evans, who just shouts and makes stupid faces; He's certainly better than any American comedian I've seen. But that's all in my opinion. You are, of course, free to have your own opinions, but I wanted to clarify that you just described what a comedian does.

  • @grizelda1986 lol, you pwned the hater.well done young warlock <3333

  • @grizelda1986 He's better than any American comedian? Bill Hicks, George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Chris Rock and Louis CK would shit all over him. Open your mind a bit.

    But yes, Lee Evans is shite

  • @grizelda1986 I'm not really taking sides here, but how can you condemn Lee Evans for "shouting and making stupid faces" when Russell pretty much does the same thing? And Lee Evans DOES fit your narrow definition of what a comedian is ("takes the piss out of everyday situations") ... so I don't know, you've negated yourself twice in less than 500 characters and it seems far more a case of "I like Russell, therefore he is funny".

  • @grizelda1986 Right, are you talking about Russell Howard? Better than any American comedian you've seen? How many is that then, none I presume? Let's sort this now, Louis CK..George Carlin...Bill Hicks. Enjoy!

  • Bearing in mind theyre all put on the spot to make up jokes for a random topic, theres bound to be some really shit ones, but most of them wont make it past editing. to be honest, with the amount of time the shows been on for, im suprised we havent seen it sooner :/

  • @WeaverDudeSkater You do know its all rehearsed and its not all on the spot.

  • I love this vid, he's SO SO SO SHIT!!!!!!!

    I can't belive he is actually defined a 'comedian'

  • I actually found the Scotch Egg joke funny. Does that make me weird?.... :?

  • The funniest thing about this video is how it ends with "this is the federation of gay planets"

  • @lfcizdabest open your docking bay and prepare to be boarded

  • SCEW YOU AND KEEP ON LUVIN RUSSEL!

  • @ashleelmb So true

  • @ashleelmb Wrong answer.

  • @mkobismee In order for there to be "wrong answer", there needs to be a question to start with and there wasnt one. Wrong reply, back atcha pal!

  • @ashleelmb And to make a comment like that, you have to have some judgement and basic evidence to back it up.

  • @mkobismee: Every human being has the ability to judge and I have seen enough of the shows to make a judgement on Mr Howard after a reasonable amount of time viewing him and my first comment here was based on MY judgement of him. I dont need evidence. But as youve mentioned evidence, this is the perfect video to start with...what the hell was this about...? DELETED LINES FROM STAR TREK - "Which one of you ate my scotch egg"...pathetic. Relevance...? There wasnt any.

  • @ashleelmb That's the POINT you humorless fool.

  • @mkobismee: What? Im humourless because I dont find this idiot funny? Lol. Hes about as funny as an aids awareness advert.

  • @ashleelmb This argument is actually getting funnier than him if I'm honest... its so pointless

  • @mkobismee: Exactly, so why did you bother replying to my comment. If you'd have just left it and not replied you'd have not even have had this pointless conversation would you?

  • @ashleelmb Mate, Russell Howard is F*cking cooool and funny!!!! You clearly don't have a good sense of humour.

  • @deadrevenge6666: I'm sorry, I just dont agree. He's pathetic.

  • @ashleelmb Come on, he is not pathetic. He is funny to me at least. :)

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  • There was a hestitant laughte rbecause they thought something else was going to follow guys. Seriously ;.

    I found it funny XD.

  • Yeah, that deserved the bomb. It was pretty awful.

  • @A7XShadowzx so's your face.

  • @PhishcakeZOR Yeah nice comeback there. Completely shows the intellect of Howard's audience.

  • @A7XShadowzx I wasn't going for witty. I have an IQ of 126, do you really think that's the best i've got? That's not the best anybody's got. If you don't like Russell Howard, don't look him up. Don't click on the link with a picture of him. It's really not that difficult. Otherwise i will come to your house and take a steaming turd in your mouth while you sleep you cum-guzzling cock-goblin.

    That last sentence may have lowered the tone a bit XD

  • @PhishcakeZOR The funny thing is, I was watching videos of Frankie Boyle and I saw this on the side bar. I was rather compelled to watch it, and I was simply stating that it was a pretty pathetic and cheap attempt to make the audience laugh. Which it clearly was, otherwise there wouldn't be a video on Youtube entitled "Russell Howard Bombs On Mock The Week."

  • @A7XShadowzx Oh, that's what we were arguing about? I just realised i don't really care. XD

    Not sure why i bothered replying at all tbh :S

  • @PhishcakeZOR Your sarcasm proves your lack of intelligence.

  • @A7XShadowzx The fact that i wasn't being sarcastic shows yours.

  • @PhishcakeZOR You need to go get laid.

  • @IVIaster0fIVIuppets I got laid yesterday. Honest to god XD

  • people like him cause he is adoreable!!!!

    and he is funny... in an adoreable way!!

  • Russell Howard is the worst comedian on Mock the Week, almost none of his jokes are funny. I'm amazed that some people like him.

  • @MallarRallam

    CONE OF SHAME FOR YOU

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  • @lSparto1 You're saying that because I don't find an unfunny comedian funny I must only like racist and violent jokes? Your reasoning is very illogical.

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  • @lSparto1 'If you don't like Russell Howard it means most likely you like Frankie's jokes best' That's stupid, there are other comedians on MTW other than those two, and a lot more comedians in the world other than those two. Just because someone doesn't like immature and weak jokes like the ones Russell does doesn't mean they like racial and violent jokes.

  • @MallarRallam WTF all I said is Why don't you like Russell's jokes any need to get serious xD

  • didn't really get the joke.. I'm dutch that's why

  • Uhh thats the whole point of the joke... it's ironic because it's such a random thing to say. Jeez louise papa cheese!

  • People laughed because it wasn't funny. Go to an open mike and see it first hand. Happens all the time.

  • he didn't bomb...people laughed at it christ are you deaf

  • I'm just surprised it took people till now to realize he's not funny.

    All I needed were two functioning ears and eyes.

  • i dont get it?

  • @doubleendeddildo i love the description! lol at your name!

  • i don't get it!

  • @bloodypedant exactly lol

  • Crash and burn, crash and burn

  • dont get it...

  • thas was no that good but he is till really good

  • I died when I watched this! He makes me laugh every time! I don't see how you can not find him funny! And @metalrulezU his being 'immature' makes him funny! I don't have a clue what you mean about 'nomnomnom' but there we go. Anyway, yeah I love you Russell!

    x

  • Not a fan of russel if I'm honest he has a very immature nature and that constant nomnomnom thing he does really pisses me of. The bbc throw one of the grestest comedians out for being risque (boyle) and keep russel just cause he appeals to little girls and pubescent boys, sry if my comments offend but I'm a fan off comedy not immaturity.

  • @metalrulezU totally agree

  • @metalrulezU just learn to laugh man. You might as well have had a daily mail shoved up your arse when you wrote that comment

  • @NUFCMMA101 I'll learn to laugh if russell learns to be funny or hit puberty

  • @metalrulezU frankie is funnier but there ain't a need to hate just cos you don't find him funny. Like i don't think that micky flannigan is funny at all but i don't go on his video's and start slagging him off, just click on a frankie video and piss yourself man

  • @metalrulezU I was going to reply but i'm just a 16 year old girl. Oh no, wait I live in England where I have just as much right to an opinion as you do. Your saying Russell Howard isn't a good comedian because he is immature and doesn't appeal to the older audience. Well isn't that the same as saying Frankie Boyle is a bad comedian because he is bitter and doesn't appeal to a younger audience. Neither is true and immaturity is form of comedy sorry if your too old and bitter to laugh.

  • @CassidyLL1995 yes your 16 and truly entitled to your own opinion (which I respect), but boyle appealed to all ages because his form of comedy whilst being extremely dark could be immature, x-rated, witty, completely bongers and down right offensive, its this variety of comedy he provides that was mock the week, but russell (who obviously has some form of talent or he wouldn't be) is continual with his penis jokes and bananas, I think MTW's viewing figures since boyle left tell a story.

  • @metalrulezU I know what you're saying, and I personally haven't watched MTW since Russell left, as Andy annoys the hell out of me and Dara and Hugh aren't enough sustain my interest for a full show. My point is that Russell appeals to the younger generation, he left mock the week and got his own show whereas Frankie left and near enough dissapeared.

  • @CassidyLL1995 Frankie is deemed somewhat a liability due to his risque humour and as a result he dont get much work, Russell howards good news is appalling and when it first aired it was just russell going through the weeks news, this was very boring and he was struggling to make it entertaining so the show was changed clips and guests etc where added to help make it entertaining but its still absolute crap,Frankie is a legend he is a non comformist and 1000 times funnier than russell howard!!

  • @metalrulezU Plus, my Uncle likes Russell Howard, and he is in his forties. (I'm not trying to start up another dabate by the way, I just wanted to chip in). ;P xXx

  • @CassidyLL1995 *You're

    

  • @ooshee1988 Sorry! You're* a cunt

  • @metalrulezU i know what you mean, but i think russell's immaturity is quite funny :) just saying.

  • fail...lol

  • I find the caption of this video funnier than the video itself...

  • I LOVE RUSSEL ;)

  • love mock the week but i have never laughed at this bloke

  • it's not in context really. he didn't bomb it was just a weird joke. hahaha i found it funny.

  • i don't geddit...

  • this is the federation of gay planets..open your docking bays and prepare to be borded

    or summat like that

  • @camcoolgames correct :P

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  • @deadrevenge6666 no..i am frankie boyle!...did that work?? if not..yes i have

  • I didn't get it, anyone nice enough to explain? x

  • @xxxLittleMexxxx Slut.

  • @OoLs13oO well thats not nice is it

  • @kookykiera that's*

  • THES ES THE FEDERATION OF GAY PLANETS

  • I think, the thing that makes it more funny is that fact that the audience are just like: O_O;

  • he isn't funny

  • @MBGamingLegends

    He really is. get his DVD from his gig at brighton, its hilarious

  • Russell Howard's jokes are either really funny or really cringeworthy...

  • This is the federation of gay planets. Open your docking bays and prepare to be boarded.

  • TATTYBOJANGLES.

  • I hurt for him.

  • TATTY BO JANGLES!!!

  • @MrGooseberries Your a twat.

  • awww russell is so sweet !!! he thought no one was gonna laugh at his joke!!

  • @ilovecelebs9 Well noone did, so at least we can credit him with some sort of Intelligence, humour, we cannot.

  • @ilovecelebs9 And no body did...

  • The lack of laughter immediately after Russell's line is due to the fact the audience thought there was going to be another line to follow it up or something. But once Russell started to walk away, the audience realised that the line simply was 'Which one of you stole my scotch egg" which they laughed at because it is such a normal/average and unexpected thing to say in Star Trek, hence the hesitant laughter. I am sure the intelligent portion of Youtube commenters would have realised this anyway

  • @danutcase66 no i think they laughed at the buzzer after the dead scilence xD i did anyway

  • @danutcase66 well if thats the case he could have said anything, which wouldn't have been funny, why try making an excuse for a CLEARLY shite joke geezz

  • @metalrulezU

    Watch the 2005 film 'The Aristocrats' and you'll realise what a twat you've made yourself look from that comment you made.

  • @danutcase66 why? thats got nothing to do with this joke its shite end off.

  • @metalrulezU

    Yeah, you're right. A film that is entirely about humour, audience reaction and jokes IS nothing to do with this joke despite the fact its intent is humour, the context is of the video is based on auidence reaction and it is a joke. So it is nothing to do with this joke in as much as it has everything to do with this joke and jokes in general. (I apologise for this upcoming "witty" statement but I had to). You're the joke mate. END OF, CLEARLY, SHITE, GEEZZ to quote an idiot.

  • @danutcase66 So now your clearly the idiot, so your saying that this film shows how people should react to a joke, means that they clearly have it right and I'm wrong, when my reaction to this joke is (its crap) but clearly I'm wrong cause this film states I'm wrong (WTF!), Comedy is about preference and every bodies preferences vary, You like russell good for you, doesn't mean I have, MTW's ratings have went downhill from frankies departure, says alot about preference to me.

  • @danutcase66 Also on a different note completely do you know anything about the BBC? You do know all their comedy/satire programs are all staged, so the audience might have heard this a few times before they got the final take which kind of hinders my statement of it being crap (cause they've already heard it) and also yours (thinking there would be another punchline) but I thought I'd throw that in cause this argument is getting rather good and U seem to be a bit annoyed of simple utube banter

  • @metalrulezU

    I think you have Annoyed/Sarcasm confusion my friend. I am enjoying this "argument". I am well aware about the BBC, how multiple takes occur and how alot of these shows are staged. We a told this throughout the Scriptwriting for TV and Film course I am studying at Uni at the moment. Also I participated in an audience for an upcoming comedy show. However it is usual that these 'joke' rounds have one take per joke otherwise they wouldn't be very good comedians. PS: I live for banter

  • @danutcase66 Thank god you cleared that up for me, your a living sherlock holmes!

  • @SweatyGB

    I didn't realise he was dead.

  • i laughed!!

  • frankie says : This is the federation of gay planets, open your docking bays and prepare to be boarded.. (unlikely things to hear in star trek)

  • How is this NOT funny? He's saying something that would be too mundane to be on a fantasy sci-fi like Star Trek, it's hilarious!

  • I don't find him funny. Except his face.

  • @jacksawild shut the fuck up mate dont watch it unless you actually like him. The title clearly states his name.

  • @nyxdoll14 You wouldn't be a cunt if this was called a praise section, but it's called a comments section so you are. A cunt that is.

  • @jacksawild learn to use proper language then come back to me. good day.

  • @nyxdoll14 You tell me to "shut the fuck up" and then complain about my language. Life is unfair, isn't it? Additionally, cunt is in the dictionary; alongside your picture.

  • @jacksawild well sorry but you just called a 14 year old a "cunt" how nice you are.

  • @nyxdoll14 If you don't like grown up language, don't use it. It really is that simple. Now, stop filling up my email inbox.

  • @jacksawild surely you're the one that had to look the word up in the dictionary to find the definition o.O

  • @ouiseylou It's called sarcasm. Just like this: "You really are very intelligent"

    See.. good isn't it?

  • @jacksawild i struggle to believe that you dont think i know you were being sarcastic when its obvious i wasnt being serious either

    i also struggle to believe that i am in a cyber argument after trying to defend someone who was defending the video on this page especially after getting after annoyed reading other people's arguments with strangers on youtube. that's why i shan't deign to reply to any more of your hate filled comments and simply tell you that i hope you enjoy your hate filled day

  • @ouiseylou thank you for defending me :) thats if you were. Sorry its late and im tired :P

  • One in every one thousand jokes Howard has gets a laugh... except when the audience is comprised of women, in which case the guy can fart and get a laugh.

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  • lol i love russell :) x

  • the funny thing is, this is probably one of russell howard's better jokes

  • i don't think he bombed. i think it took people a little to get that it was the joke, because you'd never hear that on star trek, would you?

  • @lavane26 Exactly: he didn't bomb, it just took dumb fucks to fail to comprehend the joke thus he gets abuse. Russell Howard is hilarious; moreover, he doesn't need to be funny 'cause he is so sexy :p

  • poor russell. i thought it was hilarious.

  • That was funny

  • LOL

    The representative of the federation of gay planets is quite bold.

  • ...i thought it was funny...

  • He really isn't funny.

  • I don't get it??

  • @johnbr59 just like your mother

  • that is quite tragic. it's just completely irrelevant. i like him normally.

  • ...Well I found it funny

  • I've got an Idea. Don't watch him.

  • aw bless :)

    i laughed xx

  • i'm sure you have. Please don't judge russell on that joke though. The fact that there's one video of him bombing shows how consistent he tends to be,

  • To sum up,

    He didn't bomb it.

    It wasn't that funny though.

    Also, Frankie is not the only funny one, there is also Hugh.

  • I laughed

  • to be fair i laughed even more at frankies line at the end without even hearing the full joke

  • And that goal, made ME laugh! I can see your point - it's a hell of a build up - Classic Frankie!