Blackadder - The French.mp4

[HokutoDynasty]

I'm French, and I affirm that this is absoltely not the way we see Napoleon in our country XD

[animelover5076]

@HokutoDynasty lol we all know this isnt true but its still funny as hell XD

[cryptmonkey]

we will be slaughtered the minute we mince up the hill X)

[vonkiki1]

Hahaha 1:07 OOooOOoouuuh euh !

Vive L'empire ! :)

[eirefrance]

Ah, my people, ever the butt of the world's jokes. That's okay, this is making me to laughing.

[MeesterFeely]

for reasons unknown to me i cannot reply on my own page to other peoples comments....

[HipHopLived]

I would think marching to Moscow and starving to death for *GLORY* is actually pretty manly, if stupid.

[OneBigRetard]

@HipHopLived

Only if you win

[crapatev]

Simon Russell Beale's finest role.

As any watchers of QI will know, the most successful army in modern(ish) historical times, by no. of battles won? The French!

[OneBigRetard]

@crapatev

Er... How the fuck did they work that out?

Britain won almost all the battles in the American Revolution yet lost the war.

[crapatev]

@OneBigRetard Beats me. It sounds like a bean-counting approach. Like deciding who has the most powerful army by counting the number of tanks.

[MrROTD]

What in blazes is this? where's hugh tony and rowan? boooooooooooo

[Fanhouse07]

I thought I would'nt laugh until the end! ^^ The little jump was perfect XD

We like English (I LOVE english)

The ones I dislike are americans because they think they're the master of the world! Just watch the movie "Independance day" and you'll know what I'm talking about!

And please, be kind to us, that's not because we eat frog's thigs and snails that we are bad!

(And I have to add that your jelly is awful! I will never eat that again XD)

You can criticize Napoléon, he was an ass.

[gunterdak]

@Fanhouse07 I see how it is: the French and the English can get along fine so long as someone mentions that Americans suck! Fair enough, I suppose, with all we've done. But with your history, who are you to judge! And is Independence Day the best example of nonsensical American arrogance in film that you could think of? haha! You should watch Red Dawn!

[Fanhouse07]

@gunterdak I'm not used to watch annoying movies but maybe I will give it a try! ^^

I don't feel much concerned about the bad in our history, because I wasn't born.

I 've never said americans were evil and french good, I think we're both grey! And I will never judge somebody because of the history of his country that's nonsense.

And yes, Napoléon, Louis XIV, Maréchal Pétain ect were all asses I know, nobody will get proud of them, don't worry.

Now I feel it's up to us to write a good History

[animelover5076]

@Fanhouse07 and we english love the french! lol we have had our problems in the past but we are past all that, we do like to mock each other but both the English and the Frence can take a joke. (and i agree with you about Americans, their idea of International News is whats happening in the state next door. they know nothing about the rest of the world and that is just ignorant) x x

[VisualAssault2011]

@animelover5076 yes, shame on those ignorant Americans for bailing out the French and British in not one, but two, world wars... LOL it's always the Surrender Monkeys that like to talk sh*t...

[animelover5076]

@VisualAssault2011 lol couldnt agree more. Americans talk big, but they have achieved nothing more than creating sh*t food and annoying accents lol do you think they know how much as Europeans point and laugh at them? lol i doubt they can even point to us on a map XD (oh and the Americans take credit for most of our victorys too when it was us who were getting our hands dirty and doing all the work)

[VisualAssault2011]

@animelover5076 1- you need to have someone capable of understanding English read and explain my previous post to you 2- Americans with intelligence don't give a crap about Europeans laughing at them 3- you really do need to pick up a lot of books and read them, providing of course someone can point you toward a bookstore or library 4- there is nothing worse than British "cuisine"

[animelover5076]

@VisualAssault2011 wow that was rude. and just so you know i have studied an A level in literature and currently have a part time job in Waterstones so i think i can find my way round a library thank you very much. and when i was talking about getting our hands dirty i was'nt talking about Britain, i was talking about Europe in general. if you are going to be rude about my intelligence, i would learn all the facts before making presumptions about people.

[animelover5076]

@VisualAssault2011 oh and in all you intelligence have you ever heard of a thing called sarcasm? its quite a common thing, maybe if you picked up a book you might find out about it.

[Fanhouse07]

@animelover5076 Peace and love friends XD (and about WW, americans were late.... twice. The war was fucking up their economy otherwise, I'm not sure they would have come, so it was win win for everybody except the germans ^^)

Btw, I love how Blackadder can create discord between Frenches, Americans and British XD

Now, gonna eat some frogs.... YUMMY !

[gmaureen]

Do the French make as many jokes about the British?

[calogria]

@gmaureen Not so much about the British as about their food. ;-)

[Crylon78]

@gmaureen

actually no. Allmost none (except for their food and weather). we make a lot of jokes about ourselves and americans (sorry) (and also Belgium: it's a tradition). But not about British. England is really appreciated in France (more than the USA). When I first went to England and discovered how many films and series make fun of us, I was quite suprised, because I'd never seen the same thing against them in France.

[Fanhouse07]

@Crylon78 You forgot their "flegme britannique"! Tea time gentlemen! XD

[Crylon78]

@Fanhouse07

that's the one thing I appreciated there ! It's just so pleasant to have a nice hot tea at 5 PM. I keep doing this now.

[Fanhouse07]

@Crylon78 Yep REAL tea! England made me like tea! Before going there, I put 2 sugar in my tea because otherwise, it was just coloured water ^^

[Mindsore]

@Crylon78 Don't take it to hard, we English only take the piss out of countries we like, sounds strange but it is a form of respect, if we didn't like you we wouldn't bother coming up with ways to irritate the hell out of you lol

[Crylon78]

@Mindsore

I believe irritating the hell out of each other's country is one of our most beloved traditions in Europe (XD).

However, thanks for your comment.

[IAmCaptainMarvel]

@Mindsore

I suppose that makes sense why we don't take piss out of Americans, much.

[yatter1]

What is this from?

[MeesterFeely]

@yatter1 Blackadder Back & Forth

[leeham991]

@MeesterFeely

THe only thing I can find with that name is a behind the scenes documentary.

[Atheist88mphPirate]

@leeham991 Here you go pal, /watch?v=Ptm8agr5DV0 this is part one of it on youtube. Just finished watching it myself BRILLIANT!

[yatter1]

@yatter1 I just watched the whole thing, bloody brilliant, cheers.

[HomleandSecurity]

Every time a Frenchman dies, the universe rejoices

[TheHabbadasher]

@HomleandSecurity So I've heard it claimed, however that is merely a correlation and correlation does not imply causation. As such it may well be that rather than the death of frenchmen causing the universe to rejoice it is the case that the rejoicing of the universe causes frenchmen to die.

[ProNorden]

@HomleandSecurity ... All True Europeans are very extended Family. Solidarity Forever.

[EalhwineScholar]

And then, the time machine crushed Wellington....perhaps he was right, no?

[JohnsonLobster]

I'm French and the cannon did make me jump effeminately.

[ploavit]

@JohnsonLobster You arse! xD



[Fmariette]

@JohnsonLobster I'm french and i fuck you ^^...si t'es englais t'es aroguant si t'es américain t'es stupide allé vlan!! ^^

[AillilDaineCobre]

Big girl's blouses ! xD

[essia30]

Their women all have big beard. heh.

[33348347713]

*boom* ohhh!

[TheAnimateor]

nice