The Destiny Ring

[owluver9]

song @1:28 is the best

[Tristan5524]

l0ve the b0x striping and the ribb0n getting th0ng t0ss

[margarita2227]

WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SAY "HEY BOYS AND GIRLS...!" HOW DO YOU KNOW IM NOT JUST AN ALLIEN?!

[BreAnna5392]

First time seeing your video....your lucky your cute....just subbed:)

[thedudwiththehat]

2:22  ADHD?

[IslaIsHotToTrot]

i freekin love candy

[stephanie20131]

"And so I cry sometimes when im lying in bed just get it all out whats in my head, Yeah! feelin a little paculiar...and so wake in the morining and I step outside and take a deep breath and get real high and I scream at the top of my lungs whats goin on! And I say! Heyyeahyeah yeah yeah!" That song always makes me laugh XD and so does Swifty ^_^

[stephanie20131]

@ MoonsongTheFirst

I know right XD

[MoonsongTheFirst]

At 1:28 I peed my pants XD

[xxcxhxexlxsxexaxx]

0:21 fluffin the hair. sexay.

[LambsOnLimber]

Oh no!!! You went 4 non blondes on me!! ... is it bad that I love it?

[MetalTom01]

1:28 WHAT THE FUCK LOL

[PendonPwnz]

You guys notice that....youtube slider for the video time...it looks like a snowflake...you guys see that too right?

[briandkatymeeper]

Tim and eric ftw! xD

[Peaceoutcat1]

SWIFTY I HAS A QUESTION!!!! Are you afraid of the Tooth Fairy.....like me O_O

[xxcxhxexlxsxexaxx]

so i checked my pants. . .and i found this sweet package. SWEET PACKAGEEE<3

ya. . .that would be my version. . .even though i'm a girl.

[cholagurl14]

you have really pretty eyes ^_^

[XxpandaxXxgreenxX]

can i have one i wanna be a pony

[shannonlassie]

lets take the clothes off you o.o

[AlexxPie]

you need to throw it in mt doom! D:

[PwnedByCoke]

I was the 999th LIKEE!!! XD

[coons1212]

Oh shit. Swifty is a Broney...

[wafflezyumyum]

love how he says mail, he says it like,"mel" :D

[Cynthia5014]

lol THANKIE PANKIE (however you spell that)

[Superawesomeiknow]

at 2:22 it is something i would do. Why are you so cool. huh. thats right because youre Matthew and all Matthews are cool so yeah...pie

[newget546]

Why Oh Why Have I Not Found You Before... I Feel My Life Might Be Better. Why did i capitlize the first letter of each word up there^^ IDK Why am i talking to meh self via comment? IDK Why did i spell capitalize wrong? Its a mystery Why do i love swifty so much? Cuz IM AWESOME AND HES AWESOME. THERE FORE ITS DESTINY. Why am i so silly. Cuz im just all like that.

[Bambileehellsson]

im gonna lick you, so no one else will want you, and then ill have you all to my self HERPHERPHERPHEPRHEPR :D:D

[AlexaMonique14]

hey! i have that same pendant :)

[bowiewondergirl]

swifty if you were pandora you would fuck us all...

[MrsJoeyJordisonxoxo]

wtf was the ending about lol

[Jaden1914]

1:28 lmfaoooo

[1000steps2go]

...thanky panky :}

[edward2641]

Hey. You're fucking hot. And have the most unique eyes ever.

LOVE YOU, SWIFTY!

[MediocreMichael]

Your importance and notoriety on YouTube was "swiftly" taken away from you. Enjoy your inactive box subs.

[911Superzzz]

@MediocreMichael LOL what the fox are u talkin about. Matthew will always be the greatest. The original. The one. The Neo of Reality :O

[downhamjordan]

wow thats a sweet package ohhh he was talking about a box my bad

[snoopyluv28]

Tim and erics totally awesome show? Is that what's it's called? Well that's what petite feets from! Hahaha ya I watch that too...

[abyssoffortitude]

It did make me laugh when you first walked off at 2:58 ... I was like, wait.... that sounded weird.... NOW I know WHY!!!!!!

[abyssoffortitude]

what?! Were you wearing HEELS, Swifty?!?!?! ....mmmmm... XD

[dmant552]

It's wendnesday.

[evaisepicful]

Every YouTuber seems to be sponsored by jewlmint. xD

[zIHAZARDOUSz]

at 2:30 you reminded me of Doofy from scary movie 1 XD

[sometimesbutrarely]

you are a pretty sexy pony...

no beasty.

[clairebubble7]

<3

[Tribelilsis]

OH MY GOD YOU AREE SUPEER FUCKING HOT! haha just saying ;)

[xXeMokiDXxMCRXx]

Haha this was so funny, naughty boy opening someone elses mail!

[17AlexDanni]

lmao i adore you <3

[0Mihxxx]

1:30 perfect song choice

[MrKiwiMadness]

I like pp



[Baygoesrawrr]

LOL "thanky panky" xD

[bigc00kie]

Woah what?~ O.o Jordan moved out?? Why??

[welcometobreathless]

Dear Swifty, I love you. You changed my life. Thank you. Sincerely, your lover. LOL JK I'm just a fan.

[escapedisaster]

2:57 is he wearing heels

[Krautboy7]

what song is that?

[Simsplayer5]

You are one gorgeous individual. And this made me laugh my ass of, as usual.

[GreenDay1129]

lawl.

[megabluebarry]

blue eyes...NOM!

[DoctorRamen]

How stoned were you when you made this video?

[OceanSkyeable]

It's funny. Cept that he just committed a federal crime. Opening someone elses mail is a huge crime.

[rick92rr]

all videos uploaded yesterday are stucked on 300 views, just take a look at other famous youtuber's videos from yesterday =O

[RandomTaco359]

you must of been REALY bored to make that hilarously weird clip about a magical animal ring

[fallingslowly13]

So you seem to be a little schizophrenic. life must be pretty sweet, SUHweet, SWEET!

[mp4at010197]

I DON'T GET IT

WHY ARE THERE 776 LIKES AND 31 DISLIKES

BUT ONLY 301 VIEWS

[swiftkaratechop]

@mp4at010197 do u believe in magic?

[alyoung2015]

@swiftkaratechop in a young boy's heart? is that the way the song goes? right?

[reukinoisemolol]

@swiftkaratechop Well that depends. Do you believe in the penis fairy? ._. because I totally met him.

[MzJuice1313]

@swiftkaratechop IN A YOUNG GIRL'S HEART

[Juanpa00000000000007]

@swiftkaratechop so true

[deadkitn]

@mp4at010197 I'm tired of hearing this comment from every fuckin' body who can't think of anything original!

[RenateRainbow]

@mp4at010197 because not everyone that watches it remembers to pick one.

[KiTyGoEsRaWr]

@mp4at010197 some people watch the vids on fb or any other sites u can upload vids and liek them. only thing i can think of

[fluffekitty]

@mp4at010197 becsasue people like the video before they evn watch it like me ;)

[RydiCrepsley]

I love your voice!! You could be one of those guys which presents those new movies which comes to the cinemas "This fall, something uncredible is going to happen, it will be something you have never seen before. You do not want to miss it. In cinemas December" :'DDD

Can you pleaaaaaase make a video like that? :))

ps. How on earth you have such bright blue eyes?!? <3

[swiftkaratechop]

@RydiCrepsley :o i stoles dem :o

[marxipanlol453]

i have that ring..

[mysterysunglassgirl]

Oh God! You're so Hot! I love you eyes!

[ZOLEE94]

That's one clever way to use your green-screen...a green background :D

[swiftkaratechop]

@ZOLEE94 lol

[TheRockergirl82]

@swiftkaratechop Merry Boners! :D

[relaxgonuts6]

why doesn't jordan live with you guys anymore?

[chamelondrew]

Thanks... back to the reason I subscribed to you...

[GioUrzica]

lack of ideas today? :)

[TakeTHEmistake]

blehhhhh shun the non believer! shhhhhhhhuuuuuuunnnnnn!!!!!! SHUNNNNN!!!!!

[missemilyellen]

1:29 = awesome

[xXsexyscenekidXx]

Gosh! Your HOOOOTTTT! ;D

[torrenttheif]

best unboxing ever :P

[rockerxchick313]

Poor Jordan.. lol

[JohnJohnsonTV]

Swifty are you still using SwiftyPwns channel? Please reply thank you.

[itsmejunky]

I like it when a slightly chubby girl hasmt eaten all day and gives me a sloppy blow job. When there hungry they really get into it. Then i bust out with a neck chop to there neck and BAM!!!! Thats right bitch you got owned!! i tell them. Usually they start crying and threaten to call them cops or whatever but so far the cops aint been a called. So i just keep gettin BJs from chicks and after i bust i give em a nice chop to the neck and kick em the fuck outta my house like "bitch get out"

[Wowee2012]

Your face was on a Gypsy Vanner horse!!! XD love em

[ShangoTower]

nonono... The power.... of RELIGION!!!

SNI ftw

[StrawberyCheeseKAKE]

You know if you wanted to you could look like a young version of Sirius Black :D

[TheJazzyK]

I was so distracted by your fringe gap the whole time.

[rick92rr]

all videos uploaded in the last 20 hours are stucked on 300 views o.O

[rick92rr]

HOT

[MissAussieGurl1996]

oh thank god theres a new vid!

[allisonmacswanXD]

Omg I loved that episode of tim and eric!!! "petite feet, this is what it sounds like when a man walks. DUM DUM DUH DUN DUM!!!" lol

[Rnbowbne]

You're not funny at all anymore....like not even a little bit...unsubscribe

[bvbloyal292]

i was waiting for him to scream into the camera SABER TOOTH TIGER

[paigekathy]

you never fail to make me laugh :)

[Demonatedwolfgirl]

I would keep the box...... just the box.

[MainstreamDnB]

Lol youre turning into sxephil, cutting after every sentence it seems.

[FcuknGabbana]

Missed your face.

[ubercasanova]

What Do You Do For A Real Job? Btw How Old Are You? And Why Are You The Only Guy That Can Act Immature And Still Be Hott?

[Ektambo]

You're a funny head. XD

[TheSOurSweetGOne]

you are a sexy beast

[aliciakeyfinch]

Ian with long hair

[Catz228]

You're going to send the package back right? :( I had neighbors keep my packages before :( It's not fun.

[swiftkaratechop]

@Catz228 lol yea if he wants it, ive actually been talking to them about sending him a new product ;P

[snazzydee15]

Hey Matt, if you see this, could you say hi? It would mean so much!!

[SKYRIMxNERD]

Dude im so glad u came out with another video. I kept checking ur channel everyday and was like wheres my Matt :(

Ps im not gay

Pps ( haha i said pp) lol

[StephanieSunshine14]

Marry me.

[FaLlEnWiShEs123]

Bah! I miss the old you.

[xellac13]

I really like your old stuff better. You kinda were annoying in this video

[PWDRULEZ]

I'm sorry Swifty, but I really miss the old stuff. ):

[LyssGotSwag]

When she gets a response and i do not -.- 👇

[Tattgirl64]

Swifty, you're amazing ^_^

[rqura1]

when you said doing blogs at first i thought you meant videos of you jacking off. but then i realized that's not what you really meant and now i'm depressed lol jk

[OMFGory]

fix your god dam vagina bang fuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[angelleslie10]

i'd bang him.

[sexychicks8951]

will u marry me?

[ImNotOkayTBP]

Omg.3

[vilmALikeShane]

you look soooo much like jared leto it's freaky

[xXAulexanaKissXx]

Are you having a rough day? Do you not one to talk about it? That’s alright because somehow you got directed to this extremely crazy swifty video. And he’ll brighten up your day. Or not, who knows. [=

[LOWENnotLORYN]

You should propose to me WITH THAT RING xDD

[johnnylovers]

Your awesome I love you

[AwesomeSirTim]

Awesome Tim And Eric cover dude... GREAT JOB!

[peacelovehapines456]

What happened to your accent? D:

[swiftkaratechop]

@peacelovehapines456 its all over my alternate channel: matthewbrianbrown lol

[peacelovehapines456]

@swiftkaratechop You responded to me .... o__o my life is complete.

[OperaGhostess]

@peacelovehapines456 It's still there, it's just not as strong as when he lived in the South. :)

[Mywakkyworld]

this makes my day

[NeverShoutNilsa]

WHY ARE YOU SO AWESOME?

[crystalzip2002]

Lolz epic as always

[mazzabrittany]

You are funny

[sunshineface777]

omg my friend just did this :P

SWIFT: heyy boys and girls :D

MY FRIEND: omg i'm so popular!!!! i'm a girl and he said hi to me!!! see but he didn't say hi to you.

ME: last time i checked i was a girl to just saying :)

MY FRIEND: oh yah (in a depressed voice)

[BreAnimal7]

Freaking gorgeous eyes! Lucky haha :P

[Taytay92115]

Back in high school I did this thing for one of my classes to raise money for a charity and our group name was The Sabertooths ....hahah I don't know why, someone randomly said it and it stuck .

[freehugs420lol]

302 view yeeeaaaaaahhh

[OhhhSpagett]

I like men now

[hayde108]

You sounded so depressed when advertising for the company at the end:')

[WatchuLaughingAt]

LMAO. made my day -3 you honestly, never fail to do that (L)

[shinigav]

Oh god I spat water all over the floor when that He-man cover came on. xD

[tampwns4eva]

THANKYY PANKYY!

[MITCHELLPWNSNOOBS]

I SAY HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYEYYYYYYYYYYYYEYEYEYEY

[counterfitthis]

>.> Dude that's a horse, not a pony. XD

[DefByPaf]

THAT WAS MY PRESENT SWIFTY!!! MY FRIEND SENT IT TO MY OLD PLACE INSTEAD!!

Just kidding...

[tonykuklok]

he will open your mail then he will go to jail

[swiftkaratechop]

@tonykuklok lol

[JClucky13]

swear you look like this guy from my school. act like him too! but you cant be the same cuz he doesnt have a beard.

[iloveujace]

lol i saw the vid of you getting pranked XD it was funny and kinda gross :P

[JustMaddi7]

hahaha xD

[ShanaeEskimoFace]

wow.

[xxxWolFangxxx]

Get a P.O. Box!!!!!!!!!! So we can send you shit and you can make mail videos!

[swiftkaratechop]

@xxxWolFangxxx i need to :o im gonna go soon and check it out! :D

[xxxWolFangxxx]

@swiftkaratechop :D that would be awesome!

[AnniekaaRooos]

I would totally ride you if you were a pony swifty.

[nutscentedalien]

is that necklace from forever 21?

[Jimendrix]

If it is a destiny ring that only means it was destined to be with you... from that deterministic perpective it's not your fault that you opened the package n__n you were meant for the ring and we were meant to see you as a crippled centaurus... o_o disturbing lol.

[swiftkaratechop]

@Jimendrix lmao

[lindz111]

goofy ass heheh

[sha2424]

Woah!!! WTF was with the product placement at the end???

[ashleyxofashions]

Tim and Eric are awesome! I've never known anyone else that likes them though. And I'm super excited for ask swifty!

[RedPandaKamille]

yay back to normal:3

[CelenaGBaker]

Thanks, Swifty for making my day!!! It was nice coming home from work to this. Also, what is your necklace made of? It looks like it may be amethyst!?? Again, thanks for the lolz... xD

[KaitlindClementTV]

Funny! lol :D

[link5634]

where have you been all my life!?

[TheLittleEmelie]

I still love you, even though you rarely upload videos :) <3

[link5634]

@TheLittleEmelie He uploads more videos on his alt channel

[NevermoreBG1]

I love candy hahahahahaha

[DELlirous14]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that was funny as hell!

[amanthasayspeaks]

"JewelMint?!?! I LOVE CANDY!" hahahhahaa

[emoskeleanimal]

yayyy im so happy you made a video on this channel i love you Swifty<3

[SwitchfootCobra11875]

OH MY GOD.

I had that song stuck in my head for ages a long time ago...

HEYYYEYYYYEYYYYEYEYYY

HEYYYEYYYEYYY.

I SAID HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?!