Paulie Walnuts on personal hygiene

[DJNewEra1992]

I love Paulie

[Dabs84]

"Bacterial virus"?

[PRE1959]

Paulie is priceless. I'm glad they never killed him off.  The expression on his face when they told him to STFU!

[pedinoway2]

iv been in women's bathrooms. let me tell you, they arnt any better than men's bathrooms. dont ask me how i know that, giggity.

[FOUGEDDABOUDIT4509]

OH SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!

[Vidinotes]

0:35 Chrissy reminds me of Larry from 3 Stooges

[1darkmesiah1]

LOL Paulie 

[LongDieseldog]

I really like the quality of this video, I'm seriously not being sarcastic. This video seems to a more vintage 90s like quality; I like that.

[Ojf119]

@LongDieseldog i thought that too, it makes it look like a classic gangster movie

[khunthate]

@LongDieseldog funny, i noticed/liked that too

[TheWheelerOne1]

LMAO

[PRE1959]

Paulie has always reminded me of that little gangster with the big hat from the old bugs bunny cartoons.

[texasB666]

HAHA pause 0:55! You can see Furio thinking: "What the fuck is this guy talkin' about?"

[Vidinotes]

image having Paulie as a cell mate in prison?

[brightlights456X]

@Vidinotes

He'll make the time pass quicker:D

[647416]

Talk about bad timing

[cekinxxx]

lol he was on fire

[cekinxxx]

at the end he looks at tony as if, you heard what he said to me?

[mariella13579]

1:04 paulie's face hahaaaahha

[ThaaWhiteShadow]

Paulie is wrong about ladie's rooms, they are consistently more messy than men's rooms

[rsxzx6r]

@ThaaWhiteShadow no way....i take it u havent been 2 alot of mens rooms...

[AllNamesTaken123456]

@rsxzx6r

She's right. I was at this big retreat in France, and part of the deal was contributing to maintaining the place. I got toilet duties. I couldn't look at women the same way for a long time after...

[rsxzx6r]

@AllNamesTaken123456 there are exceptions...but majority....mens will always b worse...we have 2 aim to piss...and u kno we miss sometimes...on purpose 2

[AllNamesTaken123456]

@rsxzx6r ha, I know. Especially after a few drinks...

[cekinxxx]

ooh shut the fuck up- LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Dabs84]

"Bacterial virus"?

[VoodooPicnic]

We had this same discussion last Thanksgiving at our house.

[Militaryman10094]

@VoodooPicnic thats great

[thestranger4812]

Lady's toilets are not nice. Most of the time they are far worse. I used to work in a nightclub and would clean it afterwards, including the toilets. Let's just say that if you think that women stay home during their periods, you're wrong...

[solidsnakev12]

@thestranger4812 Very true, my buddy that bounces at a very upscale night club says that 90% of the time most fights are started the woman and always the ladies room looks like splattered death. Lol

[crabsign]

love this!!!

[ItsFrankieBoy]

The way he says "why would they be wet?" makes me die of laughter. LOL!!

[PumpkinEskobarr]

@ItsFrankieBoy He's right about laces dragging around, who knows what's on it. HEHE.

Paulie always had some interesting lines, some smart and others just ignorant. hehe, He's a 20 watt bulb in a 100 watt socket.

[Leviathan987]

"he's asking me, I'm telling him"

[2010VinnieR]

Great scene! Lol Miss these guys big time

[mulehead126]

With his background, I don't think the guy who played Paulie had to act too much, just play himself! "Your average men's shithouse is a fuckin' sewer"...damn, I had no idea lol...

[mulehead126]

Love it when Sil's finally heard enough..."Oh shut the fuck up"...it's not so much the lines but how they are delivered that makes it funny...

[zrhinier]

This is better than stand-up.

[Hashpotato]

even the faces he makes are hilarious, one of the best characters

[JoeThibodauxx]

that shit is funny

[fatstack1186]

end... AW SHUT THE FUCK UP!... best ever!

[Boobalopbop]

I don't know what ladies rooms he's been to... They are usually disgusting. My college was 96% female students, and they will leave bloody pads on the floor, piss all over the toilet. I don't even know how you manage to pee all over the toilet, unless your'e doing it on purpose.

[AussieRedneck09]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL!!!!! ONE OF MY FAVORITES ON SOPRANOS. Gets me pissing myself laughing everytime.

[lololol36]

You know when Furio is just eating quietly, some shit is about to go down.

[CitySkin09]

He makes an interesting point. "The lady's john, you could eat Maple Walnut ice cream off the fuckin' toilet..."

[wobrien007]

@CitySkin09 That's freakin' hilarious....

[unclepauliewalnuts]

I gotta watch TV to figure out the world?

[henkiestan]

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

-sad face :(

:)

[revolver3838]

what episode is this?

[andrealoveseugene]

"Oh, shut the FUCK UP!"

Silvio.

<3

[Brunstar123]

What's funny about this is women re more likely than men to not wash their hands.

[C0LL1N]

fortunately most of the wetness in public bathrooms is from morons who splash water all over the god damn place

[b4rn35y]

@C0LL1N it aint

[porkstorekiller]

lol maple walnut ice cream

[krazygreen]

OH SHUT THE FUCK UP! *Paulie face* 

[TwelveBridges]

lol, they go around gunning people down, breaking bones, extorting money, seeing blood and brains splattered all over - but they can't handle eating and talking about piss and shit hahahaha

[carollann26]

Furio is hot like seriously :o

[lightningsmokerXx]

HE'S SO RIGHT THO!

[misitalian]

hahahahah o shut the fuck up hahahahlmao!

[Bostiboy]

hahaha wiseguy with obsessive-compulsive disorder

[tigernorthnorth]

I gotta watch TV to figure out the world.

[TheBootyBandit72]

Eating a 5 course dinner for lunch. Fricken cannabals.

[BLeSSeDoGkUSH420]

@TheBootyBandit72 you do know a cannibal is someone who eats other humans right? not 5 course dinners for lunch

[tryandlisten]

@TheBootyBandit72 Lunch is the main meal in Italy for most families

[mrtundra45]

@TheBootyBandit72 Thats how italians do... good food and lots of it !!

[rsxzx6r]

@mrtundra45 every culture has that

[1053857]

@TheBootyBandit72 Technically you're supposed to eat bigger meals at lunch and a smaller meal during supper time. This is also a big thing in Europe, where these guys originate from. (at least in the series)

[goYankees19]

notice how Furio doesn't care, he just starts eating while paulie runs on and on about messed up bathrooms...every damn bathroom in italy is like that

[richter75]

@goYankees19 Well he aint Italian at all ;)

[goYankees19]

@richter75 who? Furio or Paulie? Furio is Italian, Tony brought him back to the states in season 2 when he went to Naples with Paulie.

[richter75]

@goYankees19 Ye, u stayed in the movie i went outside ;)

[goYankees19]

@richter75 ah, right, i see where you're going with this. damn i feel retarded...

[BENGLETON]

@goYankees19 yea i noticed that too, but i also think its also that Furio doesnt really understand what Paulie is saying most of the time.

[ElderMasana]

People need to listen to this man he knows what the hell he is talking about. Maybe he isn't so good with the timing though...

[ASSBANG6969]

There eating Pasta, and Paulie's talking about wet pissed shoe laces...Comedy at it's best....

[Whyrweherereally]

its true

[rottweilerdog10]

"your average mens shithouse is a fucking sewer" hahaha no shit genius!!! love this cat

[mahavishnuxc]

@rottweilerdog10 this reminds me, why does pissin, shittin and fuckin all happend between a 2 inch radius?

[TonsofFun777]

@mahavishnuxc Everybody asks that Paulie .. there's no answer for it

[rottweilerdog10]

@mahavishnuxc coz they're all sources of pleasure haha. excpet im not a fag

[genericaccounr]

The low quality of the sound and video makes it look like a scene from an old 70s movie.

[Whyrweherereally]

@genericaccounr lol, it actually does

[donbear1983]

Maple Walnut Icecream?! Wow you'll never see dialog like this on tv again for a long time!

[MrSteamboatWillie]

My name is Clarence

[kesh8181]

Chriss: you seen this on tv?

Paulie: i gotta watch tv to figure out about the life?

what a character!!!

[mexicanbysa]

@kesh8181 i think he said : i gotta watch tv to figure out the world"

[friend5001]

@mexicanbysa

Maybe is : "Ain't gotta...."

[havik206]

i luv silvio

[farmermaggot91]

"You wanna kill yourself? Go tie your shoe laces and then eat some Bourgool"

[MrDenizen]

lol @ Silvio finally snapping at the end :)

[StyrbjornStarke]

Pauly should be minister of national health and hygiene or something :)

[mobboss83]

true but

[ancalites]

Paulie was a real gangster. Awesome

[hobokendago]

I gotta watch watch TV to figure out the world?.....nice

[pauly288]

Classic! Paulie's a legend!

[chizmeat69]

Hahaha Good old Paulie

[RonnieSixx]

One of the best Paulie Walnuts scenes ever!

[deggis4]

Loved this scene

[slapjaxx]

paulie should get money for a no show job from the new jersey were loafershealth dept

[BelfastAtheist]

@slapjaxx

wut

[Celticboi69]

Sometimes I questioned Paulie sexuality. There are there are some scenes from the series that kind of make you wonder if he is half a fag.

[evilmm80]

@Celticboi69 Half a fag,t hat's what Paulie said about the guy that wanted him to model for a poster lol The scene where he's getting a manicure come's to mind.

[BelfastAtheist]

@Celticboi69

Because all fudge packers wash their hands ALL the time, the basically do nothing else.

[floydmayweatherjr1]

@Celticboi69 Yeh also how he goes on about how much he hates fags..i also think philly was a closet fag or was gay in the jail....

[word2burg]

Paulie iz the fuckin man

[MrWAR424]

Thank you Sil!!

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[FullHouseFanatic]

LMFAOFAOFAFOAFOAFOAFFA

[PANTERA619]

I love silvio lol, he seems like a mild mannered older guy in some scenes then in another he's beating a hooker and fuming, looks young here

[kingb3r]

"moth ball cakes" lol

[ofpeter]

i like american expression : Shut the fuck up.

[marathon1974]

"You could eat maple walnut ice cream from the toilets". lol

[StanWin09]

paulie is such a funny guy. on the one hand hes a cursing, brutal acting mobster, ont he other hand he talks about hygiene, goes to nail bars and uses skin cream. what a compensation!

[Lex2see]

@StanWin09 - That is so funny and true.

"Let's go with the satin finish"

[serviceisntfreea]

hahaha wow this is so funny

[guytoncm19]

thank god...i thought i was the only one who thought this was a great scene...not that many people appreciate his rants...Murph...ur a dumb fuck...stop being stupid...its a show that seems to be far over your head....

[serviceisntfreea]

ya i know its a fucked up world out there. i mean all these things that i think are gr8 ppl dont even get it. every1s different.

[wolfeste1n]

aww shut the fuck up....LOL =D

[suprchrgr]

Platinum scene.....put it in the Library of Congress for Significant Scene to American History!

[ThugMotivationTV]

god damn i love this show

[Chim510]

Paulie's extended rants are the best part of the show.

[vishy]

Amen to that ... I miss the Sopranos so much.

[ILoveRavenc]

yes Murph you see we have this little term for such things.

it's called life ; ].

[MurphGiovanni]

that's gross...eating maple walnut ice cream off of a woman's toilet?  i know he's exaggerating..but damn, that is a nasty image...especially considering all of the fat woman that drop deuces in public restrooms

man, paulie was such a weird dude...he was a crybaby, but he was also a ruthless killer..actually, tony and chris fit that description too

[beppeevola]

va scassacci a minchia arrusu! sucaciolla!:-)lol

[jwillborg]

haha Silvio :D

[breaktrap0307]

SHUT THE FUCK UP LOL

[Newbpwng]

wow a 90s vcr quality

[Protizmenos]

why 90s??

[Newbpwng]

@Protizmenos bc when i was a small kid we used to watch movies from VCR like Predator Terminator all that and thats exact quality of image we used to get, im not saying its bad but it sure brings back memories

[EldestSauce]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

[rottweilerdog08]

YEAH, what he say? 'if ya wanna die, tie your shoes, and eat some brasole'

[MyOldiesButGoodies]

fucking funny

[illouie]

LOL just follow Silvio's face, priceless

[jayzit0]

it's funny because you can see that sil is getting pissed hahahaha

but paulie got a point there, women's bathroom are like paradise some even have sofa and the men's room are really fuck up

[johnnyamorrison]

oh shut the fuck up!!!!!!!

[MrSoprano0125]

Does he have to talk about germs, toilets, bacteria and viruses and shit while everyone is eating?......

[ILoveRavenc]

i don't know about the others but Furio sure looked pissed.

[huntergatherers]

i love how only sil and tony would be only to tell a captain to shut up so until sil does, everybody just nods in silent agreement like they wanna talk about mens urinals over lunch XD

[mishutit]

Such a brilliant scene. One of the many that made me a fan of the show.

[ILoveRavenc]

wish i was there eating with them... : ]

[tickedoffnow]

Paulie's actually kinda funny sometimes XD

[highwind8124]

Furio (aka Vegeta) is present. He's eating. He's currently not destroying shit around him. It's fucking amazing.

[wel999999999]

LMAO why u call him Vegeta???

[trueballa32]

lol average mans shit house

[NikeAurrs45]

steve van zant couldnt hold it back 'YOU COULD EAT MAPLE WALNUT ICE CREAM' lol at 0:45-47 just look at him when paulie says it

[AGDAKING]

Paulie is cool as hell, but dont fuck with him cause he'll turn ugly in a minute

[salacca]

This cracks me up every time.. this series is brilliant

[ventuno24]

0:39 - 0:41

What the fuck did he say over there?

Wish i could say that! :-)

[kanguesso]

i think he said something to the effect of "your average man shithouse is a fucking sewer". that's what i think i was able to make out.

[ventuno24]

You could be a man amongst men.

Thanks!

[kanguesso]

no problem.

[NC403Firefighter]

"Oh shut the fuck up" LOL Sil!!!!!

[wolfeste1n]

@NC403Firefighter I f*ckin love that part =D

[NC403Firefighter]

@wolfeste1n: haha I know it's the best!!

[fredintr]

"i gotta watch tv to figure out the world"

[jasiuss]

This video skips hillarious part where Tony makes joke: Wanna commit suicide? - tigh your shoes and have a bite of bargeo  lol

[myusernamesaregay]

"paulie's like a grandma that kills people" quote my dad hahaha

[chupachupben]

Even if you keep your shoes tied? Where was Paulie going with this?

[orduni90]

fuck man, Paulie is a gacyarone

[orduni90]

"You look at the ladys johns, u can eat maple walnut ice cream form the toilets!!"HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Depplover21]

My favorite run throughout the entire series right here.

[xwutangkbx]

Lmao @ Paulies face after Sil says shut the fuck up.

[hamstenator]

I love that expression :)

[79274333]

OSTFU!

[w201w124]

Haha - "I gotta watch TV to figure out the world?"

[erolish]

That was a valid point i fucking laughed at it!!

[shaftmantdot]

lol.......that was hilarious.....the ideology of the sopranos is genius because they blend comedy, drama and real gangsterism.

[Ruudboy419]

@shaftmantdot well said

[elweffa]

It's funny when Tony says later on "You wanna kill yourself? Tie your shoes and eat some pasta." LOL

[vartsniffer]

tearing from laughter

i completely forgot about this scene

fuckin sopranos...best time ever spent in front of the tv

[ZeroZ06]

hahahaha paulie, what a fucking classic

and sil at the end aswell!!! classic

[shawnthavirgo]

maple walnut icecream!!!!!!

[itsthejoint]

Paulie Walnuts has obviously never been in a women's bathroom!