Ask Swifty - Ask Swifty - The Love Guru

[AnaSaraviaify]

who is she?

[ladymc98]

Rainbow, flying, jizz, ball, volcano, snot,... Puke. Hahahahahahahahahaha XS

[xmusicxloverxNSN]

Are they dating?

[thebubblearmy]

Who was dat gurl?

[Furball6677]

ROUND HOUSE DICK KICK!!!!!

I just looked retarded doing that. XD

[Fuhlishiz]

Pretty sure everyone would've loved Twilight if they used Swifty and CourtneyPants.

[dudderjohanna]

courtneypants! She is aaaaawesome!

[themissacakes]

This chick kinda makes me want to kill myself.......and a few babies.....

[Thecomputernerdet]

he is like shane dawson and mitchell davis mix i like it :)

[DrPenguin4280]

Just answer the questions please!!! You are really funny when you answer the questions!

[Aerials135]

i actually found this really funny. i think a lot of people are being too hard on swifty, and they'd understand if they watched his other channel. :)

[wordlesess23]

eei its courtneypants!

[iSellHappinessInJars]

hey, swifty, make some more vids without this Courtney chick and stop making 'em themed... also.. wait... HOLY SHIT! you haven't made a new ask swifty since APRIL 28?!?!? DUDE, WHAT HAPPENED????!?!?!??

[sadisticyellow]

swifty, i don't think they should be themed. i don't know, i mean... ask swifty's always been just random questions, that's what makes it funny. so if you theme it... idk. it won't be the same anymore.

[sadisticyellow]

lol, the chick seriously ruined it for me, big time.

[Dreverda]

Wow, he's gone downhill alot :(

[Thecomputernerdet]

he kinda looks like shane :\

[psychostink]

well. i can honestly say. this is a sad state of affairs. i watched EVERY EPISODE in one sitting and they've lost their magic. about halfway through the second season. he lost it. go back RIGHT AFTER THIS and watch episode one. youll see what i mean. its sad :(

[hatredness]

is it just me or do you answer far less questions than you did when you started ask swifty.

[cutiepie7121]

where is ask swiftyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy D:.

[baerderek13]

Make a new video or you will never get to eat a baby again

[Ayden123able]

Youve got courtney but where is uncourt

[whispermumblesigh]

Where'd Swifty go? This guy isn't Swifty. Sorry to be a douche... but idk:(

[chickenbeforeegg]

Oh hai there, Matt Smith. :D

[babibubbles5676]

Funny, but that girl kinda ruined it.

[TheReelSlimshady1]

you best be making a new video soon...

[TheGar15]

AWESOME

[KaraShono]

Edward Cullen styled hair?... LMAO xD

[thekenn33]

if your mom was hot would she give you a boner

[SOAD525]

changed his hair, changed his funniness

[STxEmpyre]

Haha this video got a couple of dislikes and Matt gave up.

R.I.P. Ask Swifty

[KallumMcKeeTV1]

swifty are you going to make us wait 4 moths for another exciting episode of ask swifty

[SparklingCookie12]

this is one of my favorite episonde of ask swifty

[xoxmusicismyworldxox]

are you guys dating? if not you need to be.

[Truesoldier000]

I unsubbed over a year ago because it was going down hill, every video has less and less humor in it. I see it hasn't changed.

[solarboydingo]

@Truesoldier000 Cool story, bro

[Truesoldier000]

@solarboydingo lol good one, bro :S

[yunanagisa]

Thumbs up if you tried to click monkey sex and you though your computer froze.

[B0Ka3]

Chuk Norris'es cum-shot... defendedly Chuck Norris'es cum-shot

[Nakikki]

the chick ruined it for me.

[MrJordanport]

"From now on I'm gonna make AskSwifty very themed"

Do one about anything, though a guest each episode would be awesome

[madmelidy31]

Omg, i never knew you and courtney did an ask swifty together. She's so funny, and random.

[falloutgurl247]

i dont like this girl

[crazzichyk]

1:18.....FACK??(:

[leoreoosh]

Swifty can you do a video about how to tell i guy likes you? thnx

[Liss150]

I miss the 2008 Swifty. Back when it was all about A Beautiful Lotus and masturbating. (Well it still is) But STILL! I miss those days also :)

[TheNeonWafflez]

@KnottsDon I don't find this funny I find it to be fucking hilarious

[KnottsDon]

He's so fucking annoying... can someone please tell me they don't find this funny...

[roflmaohaxorz]

i miss the old swifty. you suck

[jashepo]

@roflmaohaxorz yeah man he changed.. still funny but not like he used to be

[NarutoHinataFan555]

I don't understand why people are like "I miss the old swifty" He's the same. Just with a haircut, get over it >.<

[hayleystarstruk]

@NarutoHinataFan555 and with longer and more professional videos. :D

[onestepshadow]

DOUBLE RAINBOW ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKY

[deathmattkiller]

the theme should be 2008 swifty.

[TheSingingBei]

Have you ever considered a spray tan... including on your dick?

[Telekesify]

Hey, you should make new ask swiftys..

Pl0x <3

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh,

When was your firsst mcflurry?

[LieutenantEO]

What goes on in swiftkaratechop's head? Absolutely Nothing.

[SkylerBFMV]

you dont really even answer questions anymore

[BubblyNinjaFart]

i want you to talk about Norwegians..

[Dimi3Infitive]

Swifty, who design your background and can you/them design a background for me?

[callmecboy1]

the theme shall be rape ! i call upon the gods , all the mighty gods ! I ASK THEM ! OHHHHHH I ASK THEM ! THEY SAY ! WEEELLLLLLLLL the theme shall be rape ...what it hapend !

[callmecboy1]

i did mouth to mouth with this wierd looking girl and now im pregnant , what do i do ? ( im a guy )

[callmecboy1]

if you had a daughter who was a really hard sleaper would you f*ck her when she is sleeping ?

[katiekat1688]

random stuff like always dick fuck



[TerriHogan1]

ANSWER THE FUCKING DOOR! hahah



[JoiiinG]

DAAAMN :D you are so crazy :D i love crazy... i don't know whether do it.. ..do it ?? :o OMG !! i don't know.. sorry ._.

[jimmyjr12]

hey swifty, do the truffle shuffle and ill give you a cookie

[sark331]

When r u going to make another ask swifty, dammit!!!

[ohyoucrazy]

why has he stopped making them?

[sark331]

Hehehehe... You should go by the theame...NAKED!!!!!!...heheheh­e

[kaylaamarieex]

What would you do if........................ANGR­Y BLACK MAN! D:

Just kidding. He's not angry. He's asleep.

When you strip, do you wear those little things that cover your nipples? 

[klairwilson]

what would you do if someone tried to sell you a barrel of dicks

[Msluvpomz]

if your penis was a narwhal, would you still fuck a girl?

[WUZZUPmyNIJAH]

this was the best video ever lmao

[4141blink]

If a zombie came & flashed itz penis at you..wat would u do?

[bieberbiscut]

uhh.. is it bad that all I do is sit in my bed eating Ben&Jerry's ice cream while watching your videos? o.O

[mrwtfmate100]

how about you theme the show after somthing good, that would be nice

[ayjaytayx33]

YOUR EYES ARE BEAUTIFUL <3

[tedoctorspangle]

The next theme should be my little pony and bronies.

[kennednina14]

I wanna touch your hair....

[pyromaniac204060]

i remember thinking you were crazy, back in like 08, but i now see you have completely lost your mind

[corrinechildress741]

employees needed now -- careerstarts.info --

[Jessiqua9253]

I think the next theme should be hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

CHICKEN !!!

[shetokko]

She is funny...



[nerdyscenechic]

im confused is that L from deathnote? and why did you cut your hair

[smileymanstan]

AM I LEZBIAN BECAUSE I LOVE WOMAN!?

[TheBlondes137]

WHY IS COURTNEY PANTS IN YOUR BED ROOM.... BUT I LOVE YOU GUYS ANYWAYS:)

[vampkare1]

I find that part where you say "im pretty sure i looked retarded doing that" with picture of a person who has down syndrome EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE >:S not okay swifty..

[ToleratedLovee]

:D You're AMAZING Swifty♥

[ASHLEYwithANe]

you looked like russel grant before but now you look like robert pattinson

[ltpepper44]

I HAVE THE SAME UNICORN DOLL!!

[ScaredKid321]

WHO GIVES A FUCK IF SOME PEOPLE DONT LIKE YOU ANYMORE?!

Your real fans love you! Make more ask swifty!!! D: i miss you along with all your other fans ):

[msmaroonage]

I love it how the link for his twitter account says "stalk me" :D

[maru93th]

I just don't get why people doesn't like Swifty anymore! He's still a bad ass!

And a big ol' DICK!

[elly791]

i love her... js

[YouDunGoofd007]

Do a theme about Awesome Sauce :DDD

[bootworked]

hot girl

[jamie420711]

Which one of you has a bigger penis? You or Courtney? :3

[angelcfd1]

If you press number 8 over and over super fast, swifty looks like he"s doing the retarted dance. I have nothing against retarted people.

[ivyleamonkey]

@12345iheartvampires yeah it is i say it all the time :D

[vampireznbearzrox]

Dear Swifty, Do you think Rainbows and Unicorns are manly?

[DecapitatedGumiBearz]

What happened to the Ask Swifty videos? Make more Ask Swifty videos!!!

[DakotaDidYouGaming]

make johnny thore a facebook page , id do it myself but i would rather you do it cause he is your character

[PolymerCWonderland]

When are you going to do an other ask swifty.. i miss you

[MrDestroyer893]

dude im still watching u but man with ur hair gone its a little hard since i was watching u for alot of years with ur old hair so its kinda akward and its like ur a diffrent person

[MiniPatticakes84]

Dear swifty...how are your room-mates or neighbours not freaked out when they over hear you making an ask swifty... you happen to be epic btw

[MiniPatticakes84]

Dear Swifty. Your awesome

[RedRippedSkinnyJeans]

Dear Swifty...How do you feel about elephant abortions??

[xJessiGirlProx]

haha she acts just like him but its just too weird cus shes a girl

[TheDeathkngiht]

I remember a swifty in season one siting in a cornor in Alabama. What the FUCK HAPPENED!!!!!

[blue1234654]

I never laughed at this once.... What happened...

[nicksurckla]

hey swifty how many miles long is your dick???

[Wafflesrock15]

its already july, WHERES THE NEXT ASK SWIFTY EPISODE!?D;

[BeautifulTori]

rainbow flying jizz ball volcaneo snot puke.. xD

[kcatbat52]

courtny pants should tottaly do her own ask courtny like this

[alexalovers]

i didnt like his hair, i made him look scary, 2 me

hes really cute now!

[alexalovers]

i didnt like his hair, i made him look scary, 2 me

[ivyleamonkey]

Swifty can you say shelepatoo again please :D ?

[DjShadowAngel1]

Theme: why ask swifty changed from funny to....BARREL O DICKS!!!

[YOURLOCALLUNATIC]

THIS GIRL.~

[msmaroonage]

Harpadarpdarp!

[sasorikun98]

rainbow flying jizz ball volcano snot puke! :)

[MrDestroyer893]

WTF HAPPEND TO YOUR HAIR!?!?!?!

[evarulzzz345]

i want 2008 swifty back. I remember that band a beautiful lotus. :P

[PenguinsBadBladder]

@evarulzzz345 Then go watch the 2008 videos... That was THREE years ago, he's not gonna act the same as he did when he was like 19

[tweetylova09]

i think he looks better with his short hair.

[alexalovers]

@tweetylova09 same here

[CrookedDarkSlide]

Christmas BONERS

[zorges8]

homosexuality and bisexuality

[blossomndbuttercup]

i love ur hair! ur sooooooooooooooooooooooooo sexy(;

[UnicornMegaLove]

Why Did You Cut Your Hair?!?! I Missed The Old Swifty!!!

[softball3163]

I think u should get ur accent back:) it was the cutest thing ever :)

[ladydie1234]

WHO ELSE PAUSED TO SEE ALL THE PICTURES!!? THUMBS UP!

[WatThebuk]

He didnt answer any questions and its called ask swifty WTF

[PlagueTheSick]

shes hot XD

[tyty13000]

@cody11096 R.I.P. Funny Swifty is right next R.I.P. Funny Shane. They died together..

BTW Your comment is not spam.

[maddyalyse]

This made me want a sandwich....

[MusicManiac483]

so I just watched every ask swifty video and I feel accomplished XD Best way to spend my day!!!!

And now a question... how is your relationship with Jill doing?

[Drizzable]

Swifty, who's your favorite youtuber?

[darrenpage2]

whos better r2d2 or c3po

[lala345ism]

dear swifty, how wood u react if you react if you woke up and courtneypants was next to u smoking weed and u were dressed as a retarded unicorn?

[thatsnotsogood]

DEAR SWIFTY:

Choosing between Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, and Selena Gomez, who would you fuck, marry, and kill???

Second question for you:

DEAR SWIFTY:

What would you do, if the world was invaded by zombies? Would you taek over with some freaky electronic mind control or be the badass guy who always wins? Or both??

[rachelannen]

round house dick kick

[ScarletteSixBVB]

Dear Swifty, If you were a girl and got pregnant with Chuck Noris's baby would you get an abortion?!

[MareBear12261996]

Can we see you reaction to the video Obscure by Dir en grey???? :D

[kendallzlove]

when is there goanna b another episode??

[DoubleAA1713]

Dear Swifty,

If you woke up next to Destery from DesandNate, and you were a narwhale, how would you react?

[NootyNought]

he has already said he hates doing these videos... and some people enjoy these, if you dislike them then don't watch them.

[SirLancedHerLot7]

who is that gorgeous babe? and the girl with him?!?!? hahaha.... swifty is the best!

[nevershoutbethh]

was that the first time you have had a girl in your room? :3 hehe. awww swifty is growing upppp! *tear*

[AntCoolston]

whats the video when he pops a boner on her back

[NinetiesYouth]

They'd make a good couple

[NESSAZ38510]

Dear Swifty,

Has Jill ever cheated on you?

[PhoebzOF]

-_- Is that his girlfriend...?

[LEYLA90]

does anyone else think that the girl does not belong in the video, she just makes it bad-er

[KristenIvyHaynes]

i still love you swifty even if some ppl dont like this new you. i do :) <3

[cody11096]

@KristenIvyHaynes No you don't

[KristenIvyHaynes]

@cody11096 yah i do....

[KristenIvyHaynes]

i hate when ppl say "i miss this, i miss that"

dudes im sorry you didnt get older along with swifty.

he's a grown man now guys.... im sorry

[XxTY5697xX]

@KristenIvyHaynes i agree, if most people dont like his new videos, then they are kinda stupid, its still the same old Matt, hes just older

[franesBlamescheezytv]

you look like nerimon

[aOHtechnology]

Does the way you order your coffee relate to your taste in woman in any way?

[brianajuh]

soo uhmm dont wanna make this akward but can we just skip to the part where i do you ??

[IluvChrisDakota]

Hey Swifty i watched the boner vid and im sorri but it looks so small..........lol but it was probaly cuz of ur pants being so tight but still i love u and want to fuck the shit out of u............Can i say that on here? Well idk but i said it.....big secksy ;) lol imma perv but u,shane, and destry have all taught me so fucking well.........love u and nice boner dude

[ChelseaRawrrx]

@IluvChrisDakota .....what the-----?

[IluvChrisDakota]

@ChelseaRawrrx Lol theres something wrong with me lol........Fyling penis O.o heehee

[ChelseaRawrrx]

@IluvChrisDakota O.O

[bbllqt219]

U look like edaward cullen after he finally went through puberty

[wtfx10000]

the girl in this video is fucking hot

[HinataChiru]

no theme... ask swifty has made people smile and piss themselves how it is :(

[AskMeToDoIt]

Theme- Peanut Butter Nazi Ninjahs!

[Hotsttuffa]

Dear Swifty, if you had to choose...which would you rather have a 3some with?

A zombie & a unicorn? or two clones of you?

Love ya! <3