I'm in tears my dear Sika, how could I have left out the most important reason I fell in love w/you...your singing voice...never stop singing my darling! By the way, do you know how long it takes to boil a rabbit whole...pretty darn long. I was worried the packages would not make it to your office, wasn't sure if I put enough postage on the packages, & they were leaking a bit, plus all the fuss about shpg animal parts abroad...what a hassle!
I have a great idea, since you, Lunki, have one of AX Artist's magnificent original pictures hanging on your wall, I will contact her & ask if she will join me on this quest & be Lunki's official stalker! That way she & I can plan a trip to see the two of you in person! (that is of course if she'll be kind enough to drop all charges against me & lift the restraining order!
I don't mean to be unkind to Lunki, but I am indeed stalking you & you alone! However, I'm sure 1 day, when he reaches your level of beauty & intelligence, he too will aquire his own stalker. Tell him I'll look around in the meantime & try to find him one (I don't want his feelings to be hurt).
Sika, you are indeed a magnificent specimen of manhood, but I fell in love with you not just for your beautiful body, but your soulful eyes, your intelligence, your quick wit and humor.
I'm in tears my dear Sika, how could I have left out the most important reason I fell in love w/you...your singing voice...never stop singing my darling! By the way, do you know how long it takes to boil a rabbit whole...pretty darn long. I was worried the packages would not make it to your office, wasn't sure if I put enough postage on the packages, & they were leaking a bit, plus all the fuss about shpg animal parts abroad...what a hassle!
kateberger1 2 years ago
I have a great idea, since you, Lunki, have one of AX Artist's magnificent original pictures hanging on your wall, I will contact her & ask if she will join me on this quest & be Lunki's official stalker! That way she & I can plan a trip to see the two of you in person! (that is of course if she'll be kind enough to drop all charges against me & lift the restraining order!
kateberger1 2 years ago
Maby I already am....
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axartist 2 years ago
I don't mean to be unkind to Lunki, but I am indeed stalking you & you alone! However, I'm sure 1 day, when he reaches your level of beauty & intelligence, he too will aquire his own stalker. Tell him I'll look around in the meantime & try to find him one (I don't want his feelings to be hurt).
kateberger1 2 years ago
Sika, you are indeed a magnificent specimen of manhood, but I fell in love with you not just for your beautiful body, but your soulful eyes, your intelligence, your quick wit and humor.
kateberger1 2 years ago
Heh, Very funny! Keep up the good work! :)
dan56997 2 years ago
Thanks, glad you like it!
lunkiandsika 2 years ago
Really funny! And what good taste in art you have.
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axartist 2 years ago
The end is pretty hilarious. 5*
ReelHumor 2 years ago 2