Daddy Long Legs, Who Did Name You? (3:32am)

[me2525]

Where waz mutha nacha? Maybe sleeping? Or waz zee coughing break?

[TheSeedyROM]

This is observational comedy taken to its logical conclusion. Congrats Mr. DJflula.

[mikeyfatstrings]

i like him

[Trickmaster6]

his is funny

[russianman07]

Cant tell if serious, or troll.

[randyortonrko85]

@NooklikesPIE Good one!

[apicard1420]

Sour krout.

[Amberlinism]

You know what djflula? I totally agree.

[DasQuark]

haha, "coughing break" - ich liebe dich, flula ;)

[paulthebob]

Indeed it is an unusual name for which I have no answer.

What I do know however, is, that in German, there are 6 ways to say 'the'.

I think as far as crazy words and languages go... Du gewinnst!

[BigVlondi]

Wait.

Isn't this the guy from the Mc Donalds Prank calls?

[juicylucy937]

is this supposed to be funny? does he think he's clever? this guy should kill himself.

[NooklikesPIE]

@juicylucy937 Is your comment supposed to be funny? Do you think you're clever? You should probably just go wrap your own head in duct tape. No I won't say kill yourself, because that's rude. Tell your crack whore mother she did a terrible job raising her kid. Much love!

[101mathsucks]

When I'm up at 3:32AM I'm like that too xD

[annarikjerosenthal]

In Deutschland sagen wir aber doch auch "Opa Langbein". Kennste dit nich?

[A2Z11tree]

who is naming this daddy? hahahahahahahaha

[hokage64th]

Father Longlegs forgive me for I have sinned.

[Lefcukq]

Most vital question to life on earth ever asked:

How does....how does se daddy long legs...make se...make se life?

[sreynoldsbros2]

just wait till they take over the world then you will know

[MiamiBlueeee]

Pholcidae - is the real name of daddy long legs.. people just named it daddy long legs and over time every uses it as the name for it.

[zeitgeistermann]

Oh, God this is so bloody amazing. :D

[zp9898]

...... ive watched all your videos..... r u on crack or something? i come from a german family who speaks german ect.. my grandparents even understand the idoms, ballsto the wall? srsly? it means work hard or all out you know? andlthe childrens song...... idk man u on something

[bobbyrox321]

@zp9898 its a joke noob

[jonathantheuma]

OMFG You are amazing. u killed me with laugher

[Belieberswagify]

legend :)



[wgwgajnbdkvajqwd]

r u serious man u r so dumb and u r so funny:D

[DemonShadow2]

a daddy long legs is not really a spider, it is closer to that of a crab that you would eat at red lobster.

[Ebroglio2]

Daddy Long Legs: 1

Germany: 0

[Alpinex105]

Forget the holocaust German people will now be known for this.

[legr8est1234]

German Jason Bateman?

[Vamptastic27]

We have this great letter in America - it's a c.

[JCMJFCM]

I believe it was named after what a young child would say when they saw it.

"Daddy! Long-legs!" a child might say while screaming because they're scared of it. Probably not, but that is what comes to mind off of the top of my head.

[swiftonik]

You and Karl Pilkington need to hang out.

[SomeOne247]

"It's like a furry ball with some stick that come out of it" AHAHAHAHAH OMG I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS! XD

[ABipo1arCat]

Forgive me Father Long Legs, for I have sinned...

[natedawg947]

woher kommt er?



[cloggingthroats]

I thought he had icing on his nose or something but then I realized it was cum on my screen from watching Jenna Marbles videos last night

[peaceandsecurity2]

I don't.....ffffffff....Idon't know!

[pauline895]

that is so funny!!

[iloveyou4ful]

Made my day!



[Dixie707]

I played this video every day, sometimes several times a day, just to laugh until I cried, especially during my "coughing break!" 

[xPurpleKraze]

HAHAHA my tears are like reaching my knees

[Dumbsomebitch]

sofa king stupid

[Juventuz500]

hahahahaahahahahahahahhahahaha­hahah 'how does a daddy long legs make...make a life?'

[jpblauert]

That is not like a grasshopping

[taro4012]

@jpblauert I cried

[pumpkinprotecterz]

@sonetlumierre12345678 or watever: it's a bug. Chill out. Flula is hilarious :)

[RainbowCheeseLover]

carpenders? wt*? OMG U MAKE none of the sence but i still lov u. that is why u can only luv him. because hateing is bad. lol. @_@

[sonetlumiere12345678]

I hate this guy! Fuck you! It's called a daddy long legs because it has long legs!!

[badellinger]

my comment has over 100 likes, why is it covered up?

[shorething13]

I dont, I dont.....VAT????

[Yumdat]

horsing?

[morgangaw65]

The daddy long leg is not venomous, that is an urban legend haha

[alyssarocks247]

I love you! XD

[theredgear12]

FROZEN SPIDER WEB LEGGIES OMFG hahahahaahahahahha what the actual fuuuuck

[theredgear12]

it's like a furry ball with some sticks that come out

[blueberrymuffinzzz]

how the fuck does he not crack up

[slh86]

@blueberrymuffinzzz he doesn't crack up because he treats it seriously.

[aliderynbell]

'well it is like ...maybe a qtip....head...wis some...wis some....frozen spider web leggies.......GREEAT.'

[BBbub1]

Did you know that daddy long legs are the most venomous spider in the world but they don't have fangs or teeth

[ChrisMarie93]

hahaha i love you so much

[corbydavy]

We name a cockroach, cockroach. We name a horse a horsing.

[BeldakSwordhand]

Daddy long legs don't eat other bugs and they have venom

[Jay17GSY]

If you turn transcribe audio on you get a discussion on daddy longs making a knife

[jarelynmonroe]

that indignant noise he makes at the end lmfao

[alexskegs]

this guy is too awesome

[supack78]

Oh my goodness. Flula, I will help you understand these idioms. "Leggies".. Hehehehe.

[FiendishPickle]

He seems incredibly disturbed by Father Longlegs.

[CuMbUsTeD]

Coughing Break? hahaha

[KamakazC]

Skwisgar?

[MufasaKing1000]

hahaha!! Father Long legs XD

[chrizz123]

grasshopping



[clycoo5276]

Bruno is that you?

[beyourself266]

sounds like some people i know when they're stoned :P

[DaveDFFA]

I'm DYING. "Some in America wiss wiss... insecting" "I don't like that" "We name a horse a horsing" "That is not like eh, eh, grasshopping" "It's like, who is building the daddy long legs?" "Maybe a coughing break?" "It is like maybe a cuetip, head? With some frozen spider web leggies!"

LMAO

[akalashay]

awwww he is soo cute

[hokage64th]

This guy is hilarious and right, it is a dumb name lol

[JoyGarratt]

grasshopping oh mY GOD

[Kokirikid101]

Well, time for my coffing break.

[RumbleRawrsArmy]

I love it when he says "leggies"!!!

[Scythemantis]

Yeah, it's a silly name. People use "daddy long-legs" for several different animals. Another word for "daddy long-legs" is "Harvestmen." They're non-spider arachnids without any venom or silk glands, and will eat vegetation as well as other bugs.

Also every word of this rant was hilarious.

[canuckss16]

Does it have a head?

No

[TehSexualDeviant]

frozen spiderweb leggies. genius.

[oggiedoggies]

You'be gone viral. Prost. Can't wait go see your career grow to TV or film comedy. You have "it".

[bloochoo]

my daddy has long legs! what are you on about german man!!!

[CazyWazyWooWoo]

Ahh i lost it at "Q-tip head" pahahaa

[SlanderCage]

Are zee nature cahpenters making daddy longs legss?

[MrFoxInc]

But come on now, Flula! You know very well that in German, we also have the term "Opa Langbein." It's essentially the same, except "uncle" becomes "grandpa." So we're just as ridiculous!

[TheBfutgreg]

Uploaded on my birthday

[thazlett144]

He has a point.. it's a stupid name.

[KooolKarr]

THAT THAT.... THAT IS NOT GRASSHOPPING!!!!

[JollyMe08]

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.

[Horrikou]

"Iz it ze coughing break?"

[DoWork05]

that is not like a grasshopping...

[ssidao12]

JAY T REMIXED THIS ITS FUCKING INSANE!

/watch?v=tESwZUTjUo8

[JeshhKahh]

Amazing soo funny

[josephmoore77]

By end of video... I have english that bad :)

[Stahllion]

i watched this on my coffing break..

[isawhale]

this is just great!

[racecardriverdude]

The like bar is like the leg of a daddy long legs. who is naming that?

[Sento35]

Who is this dude

[timkillzu]

dudes got a point, its nothing like a grasshopping.

[SuperMeanshit]

Daddy Long Legs is not an insect. its arachnid, a spider. and Daddy Long Legs is just a Nickname it is actually called Pholcidae. Boom!

[MrZombiegasm]

@SuperMeanshit a daddy long legs is NOT a spider. it only has one body segment. like a Mite. Boom!

[drgwbrucel]

@SuperMeanshit

In Europe Daddy Long Legs is a crane fly, an insect in the family Tipulidae.

[MrGermanator8]

Man du bist ja einer!!;) deine videos sind klasse!! keep it up

[michaelgrella]

I named it Daddy Long Legs, because I'm the boss.

[turtleslippers]

It's like a furry ball with some sticks that come out.

[BWoodJunkie]

this guy's english isnt as bad as he pretends it to be. how many foreigners are there whose english is as weak as his but still know words like "abdomen" and "daddy long legs" and say "cahffee break"?

think about it!

[ToWakeTheDead]

Du

du hast

du hast mich

du hast mich gefragt

du hast mich gefragt, und ich hab nichts gesagt

[sarababyy5]

"grasshopping"

[spikerbota]

little does he know daddy long legs eat other poisons spiders

[adjam1991]

Yeah daddy long legs are not their actual name. There is a group of arachnids called harvestmen. It is these which are referred to as daddy long legs.

[wo0kie86]

ladies and genlemen we have a real Ricky Jervais Gervais in the house

wo0t!

[vibarona]

Leggies... Oh, I love this. 

[snaphappy7530]

what does he keep looking over at?

[YvonneE1994]

i love how he gets sooo pissed

[mmmMANDA]

how does a daddy long legs make a life??

[LostGreying]

@mmmMANDA HAHAHAHA

[MaggotLlama]

Your english has improved!

[trudal987]

Does this guy ever sleep? Some of his vids are 7 in the morn, this is three in the morn. No wonder Germans almost took over the world.

[hawejhriuewrh]

grasshopping

[ILoveYou8173]

This guy is so distressed... over daddy long legs...

[guardian040]

Well it's Oma Langbein in German which means Grandma Long Legs.

(As I just found on the net it's supposedly also called Opa Lb. / Grandpa L.L.)

[keepyourguns]

~datty llong llegs~

[swimmersrsick1]

HAHAHAH "its not like a...a...a grasshoppping -.- haha

[mattbeaudoin1]

forgive me, Father Longlegs, for i have sinned

[CazyWazyWooWoo]

@mattbeaudoin1 this is honestly the best comment i have ever, seriously ever seen on youtube

[LostGreying]

@mattbeaudoin1 HAHAHAHA

[zactastic4life]

forget Ants on a Log!  meet the new Daddy long leggies on a frozen popsicle with syrup.

[TheDeathrae]

WHAT AH YOU DOING?

[sabrinasabrina2010]

he can say abdomen and thorax but he can't say grasshopper

[ChristianCBallard]

Whats up Dolph Ziggler.

[carlosspicywiener916]

does he sleep

[ZimFan87690]

A true visionary.

[Wanddog]

roger federer look-alike?

[ItsjustDylan1]

"Is it the coughing break?"

[TheWatsonPie]

Marry me, Flula.

[technonickhun]

I sink it is le shit....

[RangaAndProud]

nature's greatest failures: daddy-long-legs, earthquakes and beiber.

[300melody]

u seem really concerned of this matter…

lol ur 2 funny

[omahenct]

That little Q-tip sized spider is actually one of the most venomous spiders in the US (if not the world) - however, its fangs are incapable of puncturing the skin of humans. Don't mess with daddy long legs ;)

[TheAdminty]

@omahenct False.

[kaasiits]

@omahenct You shouldn't spread knowledge if you have no idea what you are talking about.

[ALEX1010321]

@kaasiits Actually, this person is correct. 

[ALEX1010321]

@kaasiits It's capable of creating a "very mild, short-lived burning sensation." Sounds like an STD. Stay away!

[gggooodddyyy]

@omahenct First off, its not a spider. It is an arachnid, but its called a harvestmen. Secondly, no it is not venomous at all.

[MaggotLlama]

@gggooodddyyy .. "Daddy Long Legs" are one of the most venomous spiders on earth, their teeth are just too small to penetrate flesh.

[gggooodddyyy]

@MaggotLlama No. Thats an urban legend. seriously, they dont have venom sacs, nor do they have hollow fangs.

[MaggotLlama]

@omahenct Dude. I just said that SAME thing.

[BlueBellyfluff]

Thanks for the rant...i'll be having my coughing break now.

[xoxelo]

This guy should do stand-up comedy.

[rockstar658143]

we dont care bout daddy longs. and btw who named u no one names there child FLULA

[zarufx1]

'horse'? you mean uncle long face?

[tiphoonvG]

Ich weiß, was du meinst, hab hier in den USA auch einige Probleme mit den Sprichwörtern, aber ich kann mich daran erinnern, dass wir in Deutschland Daddy Longlegs - Opa Langbein genannt haben?

[ncurlz]

he takes everything way too seriously! ahahha

[BrownMagicTM]

This shit is funny as hell! heyohhey-Well said bro. Americans are so insulated. Funny because I was saying the same stuff about german sayings they have some weird stuff that makes no sense as well. I live close to where this guy is from in Bavaria.

[heyohhey]

Funny (pathetic, really) how whenever a German accent arises Americans invariably attach a Hitler ( e.g. "Führer") reference. We're inexorably sheltered from the rest of the world. Signed, An American

[katemiroface]

@heyohhey, you do know führer is father in german, right. so it was "father" longlegs. not "oddly-timed reference to hitler" longlegs.

[TuneLoony61]

HAHAHAHAHAHA USA.

[Hugebull]

Ja mein Hans.

nein mein Frans

[piprell90]

I completely.. agree with you. I honestly don't get the whole 'Daddy Long Legs' thing either XDD they're freaking CREEPY >.o

[DoctorJay184]

I can't believe I actually sat through this.

[optimize12004]

The male long legs are 'Daddy Long Legs' Why aren't the females 'Mommy Short Arms' ????

[Muhozi125]

THIS DUDE IS A GENIUS! LIKE!

[PazzySpazzy33]

does anyone else kinda think of Julian Smith here?

[LiesandLegendBlog]

I am crying, this is genius