Hello?...FUCK!!!

[1995avatar]

Go to fucking voicemail already!

[PwnerzHugo7825]

This vid was funnier on Tosh.0

[Bizzored]

that was by far the best "sheeeiiit" ever spoken

[WDWsBiggestFan]

Hello?....Fuck!

[iBangGOODMusic]

Roflllll

[DripShadow]

WHY DIDNT HE PICK UP AN IRON

[cyezak]

damn I saw this in the old days on youtube. tosh.0 just reminded me of it. awesome

[VROOMCRF80F]

he grabs the dust pan and talks into the brush and listens with the pan haha fuck!

[iRunMpls]

YO CHECK IT OUT DUUUUUUUUD I GOOTTAA NEEWWBOONNNGGGG

[Kingcobra752]

SHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYYYYEEEEEEEE­TTTTTT!!!

[Omnywrench]

Bonjour? MERDE!

[Slash1997]

CHYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[purplevenom1000]

Its funnier with the bleeps

 HELLO? *bleep*

[KnochsAnimal]

You'd think it would go to voicemail by now

[rubydiablo]

y didnt it go to voicemail XD

[dandamanzxcap212]

bad luck to open an umbrella indoors...

[PedloProductions]

Oh my christ its ottis toole

[spaziscrazy1]

I THINK ITS FUNNIER WITH THE BLEEPS

[DiseasedOmelette]

I like the part where he said "Hello? Fuck!"

[DayLeeOwn]

the end of the video shoulda been an actual item that he picked up really was a phone.

[PedloProductions]

Was the second thing he picked up a bong

[Rayvenlunatic]

Yeah, this is old, but I still find it hilarious. xD

[iIIegal]

Descendents poster.

[sweet58441]

is this guy even alive still?

[TIROFO]

I remember this from almost ten years ago. It's been around for a long time. My favorite hello is when he answers the banana's.

[blahblah2018]

haha i saw this on ebaumsworld 5 years ago

[SUp3rB4D145]

sounded way funnier when it was censored

[bembry3000]

i like the part when he says "hello..... FUCK"

[legoboy3298]

its more funny when its censored i dont know why

[hornick18]

@legoboy3298 I thought that too... strange...

[AZytkowski12]

Sheeeiiiaat 

[ujustgotdropped]

@starrocker229 yeah, he can say SHEEEEIIIIITT!

[joehainn]

Yo check it out dude I got a new phone.

Shiiiiiiiiiit.

[Microman451]

Anyone else remember watching this from ebaumsworld back in the day?

[ronmann606]

@Microman451 ya man thats where i saw it first a looongg time ago

[WildJill2011]

lol....



[dakevinboyo]

what the fuck kind of phone rings that long

[JIMBOtheJERK1]

can someone please make a quick video from 1:28-1:35 ? label it

SHHHHIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!

[w18ftw]

super nintendo controller :D:D:D:D:D

[missshortie5646]

What the hell did he pick up at 22 seconds?

[rawr345]

@missshortie5646

It's one of those water purifier pitchers

[hollandpunx123]

@missshortie5646 At least not his phone...

[DaL4stAL1VE]

Lol Its funnier when its cencored.

[8Lking09to10]

at 0:36 look at his nipple wait their is none

[Dgkkid26]

DUDE I GOT A NEW PHONE ! SHEEEEIT !

[Xxryebread2511xX]

the dust pan is my favorite



[wrellYEA]

That is one.long.ring.

[AwesomeDBS]

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[Vassili093]

1:11, I found the phone.

bottom right corner of the desk

[MrBeto2020]

Saw it on tosh.o xD

[XxDeadsoulz]

@starrocker229 He said "Sheeeeeeiiiiiiiit" at the end :3.

[blahblah2018]

sooo old, saw this on ebaumsworld way back when

[TheRoach95]

i like the part when he says, hello?

[mdubthesk8r]

element feathe light!

[That17thGuy]

I like the part where he says "Hello?... Fuck!"

[levipwndHD]

lol

[positivevibetech]

lmfao dust pan gets me every time... also the way he says hello to the super nintendo remote.

[kjetils1]

why do you have so manny bananas inn your beed dude...

[MaJoDo]

"yo check it out, dude. I got a new phooone."

"sheeeeiiiiitt!"

[katietwotone]

hahaha, the umbrella gets me everytime!!

[platinum87103]

a bong would be a good phone replacement

[williamvcloud1]

@platinum87103 lol i agree

[ALFAALFA45]

hello fuck

[chewyloc]

wats the song at the end?

[Heimy22]

@chewyloc

its called Let me clear my throat by Dj Kool

[JasonAbad97]

Censored.... Funnier...

[gellodaskater]

What's the censored video called???

[bloodyvideo123]

wow.. the views were increased since in 2006 it had over 1,000 views because of Tosh.0 that brought you guys here..

[nsaman77]

up this if you saw this years before tosh.o said anything

[YourStrangeNeighbor]

@nsaman77 Dammnnn when was this vid made then? Lol.

[juggaluggalo92]

@nsaman77 my bro showed me this a long ass time ago least 5 yrs ago

[BlueCrayolaMarker]

@nsaman77 I'm with you man. I don't even watch Tosh.0 (Because I don't have cable. lol)

[watdoejebigtime]

@nsaman77 im afraid i have to down this sir.

[LeVaughnX]

@nsaman77 I saw this on Ebaumsworld years ago.

[NeonFoxLetsPlays]

0:55 - poor Mittens!

[grafter123]

This is some oldskool shit RESPECT

[irock1100]

I think I kinda like the censored version better.

[DUBstep5241]

hahahahaha omfg this is hilarious!

[Chucoishighoncoke]

whats the song at the end

[cl0vvntiem]

Such a great punchline.

[GavinMF77]

it's better on censerd mode

[davidjmanufan]

@GavinMF77 cuz of the beeping sound right

[GavinMF77]

@davidjmanufan no cuz tosh.o beep is berrer lol XD

[AtomicSeal]

@GavinMF77 I totally agree that it was better censord.

[CallOfStudio]

@GavinMF77 Totally! Censored much funnier!

[MetallicMarshmallow]

all you losers arguing over stupid shit need to grow the fuck up and stop thinking you're cool by fighting with another loser that you don't know. other than that, hilarious video

[SlickWilly74]

i thought it was funnier when it was bleeped

[EMANDaGreat2055]

you would think the answering machine would answer by now

[LadyInTheRadiatorrr]

Descendents AND pixies poster? NEW BFF.

[izzbiz12]

that's a loong ass ringer

[vancouverdogdowncast]

picks up shoe (cough) "hello? fuck!"

[LoneSWarrior]

This is why you shouldn't get wasted the night before someone calls you, kids!

[cruzcisco948]

Lmfao i saw it in tosh.0 xDD

[KACYisHOOCH]

haha i saw this on tosh.o like 2 mins ago and had to youtube it lolz

[666hades666]

@KACYisHOOCH He just discovered this video? This is so old.

[KACYisHOOCH]

@666hades666 haha i know right!

[Only1WithAnE]

lmmfao!

[codetalker187]

this video always make my day

[skateboarding176]

SHEEEEEIT thats funny hahahaha

[skimboley]

see mine on my OWN version ON MY channel

[xDOLPHINTV]

@skimboley no

[skimboley]

@xDOLPHINTV why.. :D

[xixheartxmuzicx]

I thought it was really funny when he pick up a banana and then a who bunch of bananas xD

[quindim17]

strange sense of humor...

[JIMMYUSO114]

you would think his voice mail would've picked up lol

[lejdcool]

saw this on tosh, I think it sounds funnier with the bleeps

[NJKIDDRICO973]

One of the first viral youtube videos. Applaud. 

[moepippy]

I gotta new phooooooooooooone

[fightaman7]

Anyone no the song that it plays when he finally answers his phone?

[tinman111587]

@fightaman7 Let me clear my throat by dj kool

[iLiKeRoFlZ]

Lol...0:56! He drops the tank on his cat. I think that the cat died.

[Morfh158]

Wow masterfsomethin... It's a bong you dumbfuck

[Rangerfan194]

Hello? Fuck!!!!

[masterofsomthin]

0:19 Is that a penis pump?

[ShiiUsagi]

@masterofsomthin bong.

[JarodTreParmenter]

@masterofsomthin Nah Its a weed bong.

[SharksIncorporated]

@masterofsomthin That would be a bong ._.

[NIRVANA961000]

i want that nirvana poster!!!!!!!!!!!!

[F4tLip]

Shoulda picked up some phones and still said FUCK!

[AgeCousins]

i saw this on Tosh.0

[TDITDA2009]

@ 0:38 You would of thought that his voice mail would of picked up by now.

[strifeknight]

Ha this is when the best things on youtube were this and the guy with the crazy hair that was beatboxing, the days of ebaumsworld and newgrounds haha

[ultamatebeatlefan]

The Descendents poster = win

[andy4sythe]

ahahahahahah everytime he says fuck i crack up so bad. hahahahahah i cant stop laughing lol

[legendofzeldas]

its not as funny without bleeps

[antigov92]

FUCKING HILARIOUS! hello?...FUCK!

[myfhs]

SSSHHHHIIIIIIIAAATTTTT!!

[jimmymastiff]

i love the chest hair...i cant stand the men that get rid of it

[crazyjd64]

the end is so funny

[LilSaint624]

Haha da second thing he pickedd up was a bongg haha dats a good one haha

[DeezDaDon]

Thumb up I'd tosh sent u here

[KCJOHN08]

Hahaha I just seen this in tosh.o lol

[Vest223]

Lmao . I like the part when he says hello ? Fuck ! . That's the best part .

[antigov92]

@mzirkle60, thats the point, hes trying to say he likes the whole thing

[metalhead876543210]

It's funnier bleeped out

[mzirkle60]

@metalhead876543210

yea kinda but its still fuckin funny

[DanCro09]

I like the part where he says "Hello? Fuck!".

[mzirkle60]

@DanCro09

he says that the hole time dumb shit

[ChefAid87]

@mzirkle60

trollface.jpg

[helrazer101]

@DanCro09 I liked "Fuck! Hello? Fuck!

[kittehLORDZ]

shiiiaiaatt!!!!! :D

[ChiefsFan581]

ah, I lost this video long ago, and finally found it again! :D SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTT­

[BlackWaltzX]

Ya'll dumb.

[SUPERSONIC9991]

up this if tosh.o sent u here

[shinfan2]

@SUPERSONIC9991 i jsut say that like 3 minits ago

[twizz420]

@shinfan2 lern unglish yu dump mudther flaucker



[shinfan2]

@twizz420 learn to get a gun and pull the trigger in your mouth asshole

[twizz420]

@shinfan2 wow it took you a whole 3 months to come up with that comeback? GENIOUS!

[shinfan2]

@twizz420 nope i was bored and i was going through my old coments ind i found u dipshit

[NNHSwag]

@twizz420 Twizz your just as dumb for waiting 3 months for a reply

[twizz420]

@NNHSwag Wow, you must be fucking RETARDED because SHINFAN waited 3 months to reply. Fuckface.

[NNHSwag]

@twizz420 That's cute, you can cuss. Grow up brah.

[twizz420]

@NNHSwag Wow, I proved you wrong and now you're going to whine about me cussing? You're a fucking LOSER

[NNHSwag]

@twizz420 you must love the word "wow" kid, you use it every time you think you have a comeback. First of all, your a dumb-ass. you WAITED, eagerly i'm sure, for SHINFAN's comeback which took 3 months, which explains the day's length reply between you two. Secondly, no i'm not whining about your use of profanity, I just find it immature, something a fifteen year old-wannabe scrub would say. Thirdly, I'm almost never wrong GF and Lastly, your flaming on YouTube, of all places.

Educate yourself.

[twizz420]

@NNHSwag Explain to me why I would wait 3 months for a reply to something that wasn't a question? Dumb bitch. Just trying to find something to say? This wasn't even about you so I don't understand why you're talking in the first place.

Shut the fuck up, nobody cares about you. Get over it. Faggot.

[NNHSwag]

@twizz420 Expecting to make a "clever" comeback because of his absence, dumb hoe. I know i have nothing to do with it, I was just pointing out your stupidity and own fault. Your still a joke kid, but thanks for the laughs.

Educate Yourself.

[twizz420]

@NNHSwag Well, you STILL don't know how to spell "you're" so EDUCATE YOURSELF. Fuckface.

[Shadowfury]

@twizz420 ahaha good job dude, I was reading NNHSwag's sentences and he doesn't know how to use "you're" and uses Your like it's "my", that's not implying "I'm, he's, she's" He must be the biggest fucking moron alive. Don't blame his shortcomings though, he sucks at trolling and needs to GTFO. Jokes on his faggot ass for getting owned. Clearly he needs to get some education, he can't even spell, let alone use proper grammar.

[Shadowfury]

@NNHSwag Really now? You should check your grammar again and make sure you know how to spell. You used Your instead of "You're" which is the short version of "you are". Dumb-ass is spelled Dumbass. Come on now, you're a grown up now and don't know the basic fundamentals of English? Please learn to use some propper grammar. You're basically saying "his a dumbass" instead of "he's a dumbass" or "his flaming on youtube" instead of "He's". Go back to school and educate yourself for once. Yea you.

[pyredgs]

@SUPERSONIC9991 Saw this video a long time ago. Tosh.O reminded me of it.

[matt785luvsG4]

@SUPERSONIC9991 i just saw this on Tosh.0 and thought I'd look it up without the bleeps

[anolisporcatus]

Im surprised they left so much out of the video on Tosh.0

[KBploys]

fuck tosh.0. They didn't show the ending which is the best part....fucking comedians and their lack of knowledge

[Rush1013]

this was just on tosh.0

[twizz420]

@Rush1013 WELL NO SHIT, ASSHOLE

[Rush1013]

@twizz420

umad?

[zetakid6]

hahaha lmfao a broom and dust pan... wow =)

[LamboViola]

hahahaahahahahahahahahahahahah­aha

[jonabig]

lol my friend reminded me of this he was getting the phone and he is like "hello?" then he said fuck cause they hung up and im like "omg i forgot about that video!!"

[AlexTheDudexxx]

WHAT A DUMB ASS LMAO!

[KingOfScreams]

pulls out a bong 2nd time... that basically explains how this video was made haha

[134Isa]

0:49 is the best hahaha

[nxtkoston]

lmfao its been like 6 years since i first saw this on ebaums and its still HILARIOUS

[JaviLova15]

lmaoooo. dude picked up a fukin super nintendo.

[vinniusmaximus]

haha

this shit is funny

[chromaticsynergy]

isnt the second thing he pulls out a bong???

[easy2foley]

@chromaticsynergy yess..he also pulls an airtank

[Daniel55556]

he takes the computer hello fuck lolololol

[zeritic]

what song is that right at the end???