Junior Christian Science Bible Lesson Show

[kraqore79]

Gawd dunit

[JaemzStar]

I'm an atheist but I gotta say I kinda like the song xD

[JamesBeethree]

This is a brilliant parody, yes, but also an extremely accurate (if exaggerated) audio/visual essay on the corniness and lack of design-sense in Christian shows of this type. For a group that respects hard work and effort the way they do, Christians sure are half-assed in their attempt to make quality entertainment.

[hobo1975]

look up "The Insanity of Christian Zionism!"

[newandjune]

goddammit why do all the goddamn puppets have the same voice!!

[falloutfr3ak]

So this is what Richard Cheese used to sing about...

[Boognish89]

Christian and Science shouldn't even be in the same sentence together....wait, oops.

[foreverdakota1]

david liebe hart is a show buisness god

[morksatan]

Oh dear,funny tho



[keith91778]

At first I thought is this real? I thought this was another one of those dumb ass Tim & Eric shorts. But after doing some research I found out that this was a legitimate public access television program out of LA.. Which leads to my next question: WHAT THE FUCK!!??

[SuperGeniuse]

so this is where tim and eric recruit their cast members

[pixeloid]

How can anything be so disturbingly creepy, and yet so boring and pointless?

[firegirl5954]

'Chip The Black Boy!' Lul.

[izwald1]

lol Tim & Eric

[cellofingers]

What moron did this. This is in no way to Christian Science.

[CognosSquare]

What is this bullshit?

[Boognish89]

@sozzled if you don't mind me asking....do you think you might have OCD? I feel like I've gone thru some of the stuff you're talking about so I'm just curious

[Boognish89]

1:38 creeped out guy wondering why he's still working on this show.

[Boognish89]

You have to admit....even if this was one of the worst shows ever made....for more than one reason..its the most entertaining weird shit you'll ever see. I would drugs and watch this Hahaha.

[oldman6688]

@Sozlled

Man, one time when I was a kid my dream was swirls of red and black and demonic singing/chanting.

I remember also most of my hallucinations were like of my blanket's patterns moving up and down and in and out and scrolling. It was terrifying for some reason.

[oldman6688]

@Sozlled

z0mg me too. I saw weird colors, strange creatures and uncomfortable feelings.

[Sozlled]

@oldman6688 I actually still get some sort of feeling that reminds me of it, these are called "tactile hallucinations" as opposes to "visual or auditory hallucinations" The main one i got as a child was the covers were too big, even a small blanket or duvet cover was MASSIVE and it was terrifying, can't explain it any further than that.

The other tactile one that i still get today feels like the softest cotton over the hardest jaggiest rocks you can imagine, it's horrible.

[Sozlled]

@oldman6688 The "auditory hallucinations" i used to get that i have had as an adult is music but HORRIBLE HORRIBLE completely chaotic music and again, it's just awful. The only time it "stops" is when the "music" (if you can call it that, it's hard to explain) becomes perfect, it's not chaotic any more and the hallucination stops.

Very weird and hard to explain to anyone who hasn't experienced these kind of delirious hallucinations that are NOT drug induced.

[oldman6688]

Chip the Black Boy?

CHIP THE BLACK BOY??!?!?!?!???!??

THAT HAS TO BE THE MOST HILARIOUSLY RACIST NAME I'VE EVER HEARD!!!!!!!!! xPPPPPPPPPPP

[lloorr11]

READ THE REAL TRUTH~ about what they believe~~IT WILL BLOW U AWAY~~THEY BELIEVE IN WORLDS - NO ONE ~HAS DICOVERED YET~~and they believe all souls came from there~~and something like reincrnation~but its NOT~ ITS WEIRD ~~

[Sozlled]

This is truly nightmarish, it reminds me of the hallucinations i used to get as a child when i had a high fever, really does.

Those puppets are demonic.

[geffel]

David Hart can still be seen performing after just about every Hollywood Bowl show on the ticket concourse. It's quite a sight.

[Aaronius24]

Chip, "The Black Boy"....OMFG! LOL

[Darconda90]

And now I can't sleep, thank you very much

[ICgoateee]

Ths is a joke......... Right!?!?!??!?!

[ICgoateee]

@ICgoateee WAIT!!! THIS IS TIM AND ERICS AWESOME SHOW!!!!!!!! =D

[TheJcanno8]

Oh that's creepy--that's really bizarre.

[dhoerst]

Preacher's been in the mescaline again..

[fuelburningoracle]

Just when I thought religion could not get any scarier.. .it does.

[MrStankabutt]

Is it ironic that an alien is singing about god?

[JasnoGT]

@MrStankabutt

1. Wow! you get the joke congrats! (for the sake of this vid)

2. 17 people that thumbed up are idiots because they dont understand number 3

3. God is real. He is an interdimensional omnipotent form of energy and in the multiverse lives in harmony with higher entities, including aliens.

[MaximoMachismo]

@JasnoGT My cat is kinda like God then.

[booboowilson10101]

It's James Quall!! Tim and Eric definitely know where to get there people

[U0ykcuf]

This show genuinely scares me.

[devilshomie]

Wait the black puppet's name is "Chip the black boy" wtf

[devilshomie]

I'm surprised that guy didn't run out of breath

[devilshomie]

I thought Christians didn't believe in science or aliens

[ChocolateTheif]

So many space angels

[TUBULARRRGH]

HAHAHA!!! The dude in the chair at the opening song is like, "Are you FUCKING done yet???!!!

[ChristianU2ubeh]

667 comments. Shit.

[hellafreshsonn]

It's what the Corinnians say.

[evilwatches]

Aliens praising God? What's next? Bigfoot leading a church choir?

[barret2378]

LOL. where in the bible is any of this found xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DD

[julio13wrathchild]

This is bulshit.

The best way to learn the Bible is Metallica's Creeping Death.

[jimmybloodyjimmy]

mommy, please make the alien stop singing.

[bananaannutmuffinful]

Its like he is hiding the face in a lower area

[DejectedPanda]

Is DLH in a cult, or starting one, or something?

[0ct0parr0t]

stonervision.

[thepirates1990]

this show would be better if it was a fuzzy screen. this just makes me want drugs

[theColombiano11]

"My son chip just passed away. He was stolen from the Dicksboro Apartment the other day"

[SESdisciple]

The scary thing is that the only reason there's an alien puppet is because the show's creator believes he was abducted.

[MrTrey93]

Creepy... Just a lil bit...

[poofsru]

Chip the black boy????

[snoristerlison]

The puppet is david lieb hart from tim and eric awesome show great job

[AlexJSimps0n]

I do not find this hard to masturbate to :)

[Ayowutup]

This is program is made by Christian Science churches, which is a Christian splinter religion. It has nothing to do with any of the three major branches of Christianity. The book of Enoch, for example, is almost universally considered non-canon, even by other Christian splinter religions like Mormonism or Jehovah's Witnesses. Just clearing things up.

[gubgubthestupidalien]

13:43 - 14:40 I'm 26 and I don't know what this mean. HOW THE FUCK is a child supposed to understand this?

[AudballXcore]

@gubgubthestupidalien I KNOW RIGHT? I mean the whole concept doesn't even make sense to me and I'm 19 !!!

[lildread1]

why on earth would an alien believe in any human religion.

[93Chinaski]

The alien stops singing at 7:41...

[shannonbriggs100]

Wow, Who ever made that show was High and just came back from Church...

[jonny12384]

They are just such dumbasses it amazes me!

[TheSololobo]

Can you imagine walking into a christian science church when no one is there and seeing that puppet in one of the back rooms, then running to the door to find it locked and hearing him sing that song in the background. goose pumps

[simonpdiddy]

1.44 space angels? did i hear that alien right?

[mumucachu366]

Thats what Christianity does to people...

[LabMama8]

@mumucachu366 This has NOTHING to do with Christianity.

[LabMama8]

@mumucachu366 This has NOTHING to do with Christianity!

[crsini520]

This made me suicidal.

[iVenge]

james quall is just a dick. 

[thripsys61]

if that's a goblin or a troll singing a christian song, then this video makes way too much sense

[Gobear1]

Why is Bat Boy singing this awful song?

[rohanwotan2]

What's with the demon puppet singing at the beginning? Or is that L. Ron Hubbard? Hell, the whole vid can be summed up as : WTF?!?!?

[Lindelamare]

I'm sure any kid whose parents made them watch this is disturbed for life. Genuinely.

[valkitten]

this is definitely NOT Christian. this is... this is just... i dont have words. it just gets weirder and weirder

[RollsRules]

It's like it grabs you by the balls and screams "LOVE GOD LOVE GOD, LOVE HIM NOW YOU LITTLE DRUGGY TURD"

Captivating.

[Drboogerson]

08:11 "chip the black boy!" LOL

[mrfairport]

I'm pretty sure this is the work of Sata

[mrfairport]

satan*

[AnimeAspieFanatic]

ACID AND SHROOMS O_o

[TheFurthur]

this is hilarious!

[TysonKiba]

omfg this is totally freaky

[jesskat]

yeah no i can totally see why kids would love this show...

[mcardle1]

iam scared:( some 1 hug me

[ironflange]

What was that? Really, folks, just what the hell was that?!?

[kornyhags79]

TIM AND ERIC AWESOME SHOW GREAT JOBS CREW IS IN THIS SHIZ!

[curtiswcole]

SCIENCE AND HEALTH!!!

[Kincajou]

Who the hell came us with this?

[dechha1981]

Looks like a cross between an alien and a demon. I thought theists hated those things.

[edpeterson1]

Now I'm scared :(

[jakegolden1]

JQ!

[droidwarf]

All hail lord Xenu???

[neosoc]

I gotta stop smoking... whatever the hell it is I'm smoking that's giving me these visions.

[redwerr]

Chip the Black Boy???? LOL

[mytunes]

this...made me atheist

[959chris]

@mytunes welcome to the fold

[InDreamsITalkWithYou]

4:56 check out that face

[InDreamsITalkWithYou]

what the actual fuck?

[joesmomisdead]

Spaghetti and Meatballs

[NATHAAAAAAN]

ok ...... this video clearly proves, there is no god

[MoMan711]

i'm going to have nightmares :( i feel as if that alien is going to abduct me

[MrKiaiand]

Ok has anybody noticed that the ailen is just making up words about life on other planets and space angels and shit. I want this guys weed.

[MissInformati0n]

James Quall can barely read.

[MultiTrollHunter]

I've always wondered what an LSD trip is like. Thanks to this video i now know without having to touch the stuff!!!

[shcocky]

mainstream television is vile. this show is sublime.

[ChrisDK10001]

You heard it here first, kidies: Aliens worship a Christian god

[velvetsunflowers]

WTF is with the special effects...just makes it scarier LOL

[booboowilson10101]

James Quall!!!!! and the puppet guy!! tim and eric=awesome

[Montork]

wait why do they put science in the shows tidal?

[diddykongfu]

LMFAO i love weed and christian aliens

[Timmoux]

I thought christians didn't believe in Aliens...

[curtiswcole]

@Timmoux No...Aliens don't believe in Christians.

[mrtomyates]

You'd think with all that 'alien technology' they'd be able to rustle up a tv show that looked less like some mental patients with no experience in broadcasting found a camcorder and decided to put on a show about what the voices in their head where saying...

[neurocidesakiwi]

.... okay space angels.

[neurocidesakiwi]

.... okay

[tokando69]

0_o

[mariotaz]

So aliens believe in god?

[Venomous9]

Is this a parody?

[nflfandean1]

this is the funniest thing ive seen

[ServantOfAllah0264]

this is absolute shit

[TheCandisandi]

I fear for the sanity of any child who is exposed to this...it is frightening and schizophrenic, and I can't imagine an adult who would allow their kids to view this!!

[deadthelma]

I turned it down a little bit when he said to turn it down a little bit

[WolfyKron]

that is james fucking quall

i never realized they believe in aliens and jesus and god and all that jazz.

incredible

[WolfyKron]

that is james fucking quall

[heyfootballhead]

anyone else only find this because of screenwipe?

[1997wah]

holy fucking god i think that the alien gave me a minor heart attack!!!!

[StopNWO11]

For My people are foolish, they have not known Me. They are silly children, and they have no understanding. They are wise to do evil, but to do good they have no knowledge. Jeremiah 4:22

[CosmicApe2]

This is like that red room on TWIN PEAKS.

[kearaluvsjustin]

@CosmicApe2 Both are creepy as hell.

[wanderwonder1]

Planet and talent don't rhyme.

[Linka70]

I think these participants and contributors may be on the Asperger's spectrum.

[aaronzvz]

They should read the parts about god commanding the Israelite's to kill all non believers and all the incest committed by Noah and his family, Good wholesome values.

[mm1aa1x]

@aaronzvz get the fuck out of here christfag

[aaronzvz]

@mm1aa1x Lick a shit covered dick ass whore.

[aaronzvz]

So this is where they are from..... I heard they did a lot of public access in cali before TIm and Eric.

[RevoShaggy]

JAMES QUALL AND DAVID LIEBEHART! MY GOD!

[bebepopsr]

DUDE ! its david liebe hart! haha wut

[tiramisuwho]

HAHAHAHA I HOPE THIS SONG IS 20 MINUTES PLEASE

[SmapAttack]

Omg, I'm at the 3 minute mark and WHY IS THE ALIEN STILL SINGING!!???

[russian879]

@SmapAttack because its sweet dude

[BacklTrack]

Chip The Black Boy!

[bottlecapbill19]

Space angles???

[rawheadrecks]

Bill Bob Thornton, Gary Coleman and a Gremlin share the word of God ladies and gentlemen!

[AstridAsteroid]

HOLY SHIT TIM & ERIC GOLD!!!!!

[SilvioFavorites]

Why woud an alien in an orange bra come to LA and star on the oddest public access show since "Videodrome." Why why?

[Danowar1990]

i literally just started and i already have to ask: why the hell would an alien give a damn about christianity? for that matter, why would christianity give a damn about aliens? my understanding is that jesus came to save gods PEOPLE, as in HUMANS. but then again we are talking about christianity so I don't expect it to make even a lick of sense.

[StopNWO11]

@Danowar1990 "i literally just started and i already have to ask: why the hell would an alien give a damn about christianity? for that matter, why would christianity give a damn about aliens?"

Why would you have blind faith in scince? Do you know there are aliens? Do you know the universe is infinite? Or do you BELIEVE and haver FAITH in this doctrine? You are so lost!!!!!!!!

[SilvioFavorites]

Come of folks. this is brilliant weird art. You have no humor!

[SilvioFavorites]

I think this is the most utterly weird f*cking thing I have eve seen. Its creator is either new David Lynch gone utterly DAMNED insane, or he should be apprehended tomorrow and sent to the nearest star. Truly truly f*cked up. Yet I'm so glad I saw it!! It is very very strange Art.

[JonasClark]

If you ignore the video part, it's got a nifty 80s vibe and doesn't give you the jibblies.

[rumrunner777]

like i'd ever watch 20 minutes of this shit

[orchote]

The scariest thing about Christianity is not this show, but their dogma.

[rob32909]

This is basically Tim And Eric Awesome Show without the intentional irony.

[dabigua]

David Liebe Hart, and James Quall. When TIm and Eric were still doing wedding videos.

[KRuggable]

lol you don't have to read the Bible in a British accent.

[MiHiVidz]

When did Xenu become a born-again christian?

[ILoooooveCamels]

Am I in a cult now? With Panthro and Chip the Black Boy?

[hollow334]

13:40, Soulless Eyes + Religion = Creepiest Shit I've Ever Seen In My Life

[NielsShoe]

I dont know what tickled me but I just started crying with laughter tears in my eyes cant see.

[megathria]

this is honestly th closest thing to a nightmare...that i've ever seen.

[lukas316815]

the part at 7:50 WTF!!!!

[dirtybadger17]

truly horrifying

[HealingScienceToday]

Too bad!

[GameVoid]

This is actually the trailer for Half Life 3

[noisydope]

theres no way kids would watch this, i mean, picture yourself, 10 yrs old, trying to watch this. could you? i know i couldnt. power rangers wouldve kicked this guys ass 10 times over.

[keith91778]

holy FUCK IT IS JAMES QUALL!!! And that David Leibe Hart doing the puppet voices and puppets. haha they're both from Tim and Eric. And David Leibe heart created this i bet.

[geffel]

Genius

[theycallmelefou]

What a terrible puppeteer

[ShallowtheShameless]

who cares about religion? This thing is jus amazing... I mean... I can't believe it!

[philthedirector]

Any video that starts with a singin alien is win.