Darkfall Online Beta - Extreme Base Jumping South of Ymir's Tear (Dwarf Territory)

[Spartan007George]

Can someone build a city on the highest peak? Wouldn't it be awesome?

[KeikaStrife]

I guess the first thing I would do after falling from an extreme height and surviving fully functional would be to publicly masturbate too.

[Incogneatus]

That's right.

[BlahBlahYouWho]

Hold! I RECOGNIZE that jumping stance.

It's from Morrowind. Excellent!

(Fun Fact: A clever joke is hidden in the sentences above, can you find it?)

[Spartan007George]

you pervert lol

[BlahBlahYouWho]

*Heavy Breathing*

[OblivionKnight457]

I dont see any other players

[schill009]

No offense to darkfall but darkfall is something , how you should NOT do it. There skill system, there gear vs skill system, there design = in my opinion very wrong and very badly designed which leads to a flawed system which leads to immersion breaking and eventually to the point that it's game breaking

look on mortal online instead they trying even more to get a realistic game

[DJStry]

wow did you go to every darkfall video and post that?..

[vanyok]

DFO is a snadbox game - MO isn't.

Even if MO graphics will be superior DFO gameplay will still be better.

[surferc7]

MO is a sandbox fucking moron.

[vanyok]

Now that you're so tough so read MA FAQ:

"You don't begin the game as a specific Class, although you may choose from different presets to get some help along the way to become one. Classes are managed by special Guilds in the game (meaning "traditional" labor- or profession-guilds like merchant-guilds, blacksmith-guilds, thief-guilds and so on) where you have to apply and get accepted to get the specific Class-title..."

This is not a sandbox game fan boy.

[tryforse]

dude loo kat the gameplay u can do cooler things in mo

[sirachman]

The future says: MO sucks, imagine that

[masterofbattery]

@vanyok lmfao you are soo fucking stupid. i like df better but mo is a sandbox

[wKeldir]

fly damage is capped

[jacobtaube]

dwarves walk retarded.... i gotta feelin im gunna have alot of funny moments leveling one

[Incogneatus]

With our inflation rate, it's going to be over $9000 next year.

[eagledude4]

did you say... OVER 9000?!?!

[Incogneatus]

I crushed my scouter.

[taateli12]

duh the monthly cost is 11 euros and 14 dollars.. the game costs 40

[Schismhead]

smoothest ive seen the game run

[bunya333]

THE GAME ROCKS but IM NOT GONNA PAY 42 EUROS FOR IT

[Incogneatus]

42 Euros?! Damn! That's like $640. I'll just have to wait for Dragon Age or Diablo 3 to get my fix.

[DarvonMitsumura]

Actually its 50 bucks or roughly that much like any normal game :P

[GameDesignStudents]

no video game for console or PC is ever going to cost $640... 42 Euro's is more like $50-60

[Incogneatus]

You didn't really think I was serious... did you?

[SillySnake72]

was pretty cool but the characters need some work

[gadzy]

Well.. It's a dwarf... on a widescreen monitor running a non-widescreen resolution. of course he looks weird. :D

[Incogneatus]

the aspect ratio is proportionate. The dwarf really looks that squashed.

I should have run past some humans, but you can tell the dwarves are actually all squished like that if you watch other darkfall videos on youtube.

[bowserhunter]

lol he runs to slow :P

[gamerdeemer]

HE LIVED?! WTF... seriously

[Incogneatus]

I bet fall damage has been uncapped for the release. Imagine all the poor suckers jumping to their deaths...

[ApexArlex]

Lol yeah was thinking the very same thing. haha

[timma797]

The graphics are beautiful!

[bludkraze12]

absolutly awsome except for the character animations

[Incogneatus]

Just so everyone knows, the beta period is over. I don't know if I'm gonna play this later or not. I might mess around with the free month though, no guarantees.

Just go click on the link to the DFO forums if you want to know more. Don't ask me about it.

[Chocolate6mac8]

5mins up, 5secs down .... lol

[HARDCORESKELETORN]

omfg i tryed to get in on beta for this, how long does it take for them to reject or deny u?

[gamemasterdakii]

if u dont get in they wont send a email that says so, but if u get in they will send u an email.. and the game is coming out 25th

[DjMontana42X]

this is a stupid question, but do i need a subscription to this game? y'know do i have to pay in every month?

[gamemasterdakii]

yeah u need to sing on in their website the 25th when the game comes out, pay to play game. Dont know how much but it should be like wow

[DemonDarke]

Yes you do.

[0blivi0n0bsessed]

Hey, Guy you should totally tell me what server etc your going to play on so we can hang out :P

[MarseJDj]

dwarfes are fugly

[Umbranox90]

Ouch! The game looks great, wish I had the oportunity to try it

[CharlesBeefy]

Wouldn't even have this shit were it not for ol' Cheezo

[Incogneatus]

'Twas fun. Now it's done.

[xSheens]

Nice dwarven buns, Cogs.

[Incogneatus]

You should have signed up for the Beta earlier with me and cheezo. This thing is only fun with gangs of people.

[xSheens]

I would've probably sucked at it anyway, and you know it!

[Incogneatus]

Yeah and Cheezo accidentally hits me with his godamn polearm 60% of the time when we're out there killing stuff. B<

[CharlesBeefy]

I don't use a polearm anymore. I use a two-hand sword. GET THE FACTS RIGHT, MAN

[Incogneatus]

He's lucky I didn't have FRAPS running when he got pummeled by that giant skeleton. Bahaha!

[dano0098]

game looks like total shit

[Riipto]

haha nice u got in a beta man =P

[CameronHainesDemo]

wow you should of actually posted a video of you DOING SOMETHING other than walking around.... couldnt you of fought shit or something?

[Incogneatus]

They disabled a bunch of monster spawns after the last patch. There were supposed to be monsters there. Go watch some of the related videos if you need to fap to guys ganking each other.

[moeezS]

Haha, barely any fall damage!

[Tom110]

You're in the Darkfall beta?! Oh my god man you should upload some more videos im dying waiting for this game

[Partizanas86]

fall damage needs to be rised. Atmospheric video. Like it.

[twistedtomsky]

This looks kinda boring :\

[Incogneatus]

That's a good thing. Someone could have easily killed me while I was running out there alone without armor.

[SirTowly]

stupid how u didnt die

[GreenGuy1990]

Why does your weapon look more like a lute or ladle than it does an axe?

And why did the dwarf jerk off after landing at the end?

[Incogneatus]

It's a buzzsaw blade stuck in a club. It's quite a shitty starter weapon, but I had it in case someone out there ready to kill my ass for wandering alone.

He's the public masturbator of Ymir's Tear...

[ados9569]

lol you should make a public masturbator vid in fallout 3 either in dukovs place or talking to nova in megaton haha

[Kag001]

Think they need to put in fall damage. :)

[qwertyMrJINX]

Ah! What is this, and why does the little fat man look so out of place?!

[kingdemon815]

it has the graphics of City of heroes/villians

[thomaspvh]

Lol, start putting ze Easter Eggz in ur vidz.

[thomaspvh]

Interesting, I might pick this up.

[SilentRussell]

Looks like morrowind with a WoW interface.

[Incogneatus]

and the combat system and monster AI of Two Worlds.

[azn3000]

the animations are kinda weird :P

[thomaspvh]

Ya.

[neepsh1942]

So is this game like, the bastard child of oblivion + WoW? Or what?

[Incogneatus]

I dunno. Go on their site. The game's made in Greece, and I'm fresh outta Euros.

[Incogneatus]

Before anyone asks, no. I will not be making any DFO machinimas!

[Incogneatus]

I can't play every game out there~

[twistedenjoyment]

haha didnt think u of all people would make a vid of darkfall, good choice man!

[Incogneatus]

I got really really bored. DFO kept me somewhat entertained.

[twistedenjoyment]

ya darkfall seems kick ass, 4 more days and its out!!! me and my pal tom (Akmanra96) have been waiting almost a year for this game to come out

[Incogneatus]

the only involvement I have with WoW is RedEyeLobine's machinimas. I'll keep it that way~

[NoWittyNamesLeft]

I'm interested in this game, but I know it'll just be WoW all over again. I get unhealthily addicted to mmo's.

[Incogneatus]

It's more PvP oriented than WoW. Players literally build hamlets and cities out on the unsettled parts of the continent and other guilds can go challenge/rape/loot them and whatnot.

[NoWittyNamesLeft]

Meh. Sounds like it might be fun for a few hours. Think I'll stick to choppin' wood in Two Worlds. I hear the expansion will have mahogany. Possibly some multiplayer masturbation races. Recognize.

[Mailman692]

WAIT!.....I recognize you

[matto95]

what do you think of the beta ?

[Incogneatus]

It's a game where being a loner will get you raped by monsters and other players.

[matto95]

ummm wll then..

[qwert50]

YOU GOT INTO BETA!!!!!1111oneone11eleven???­?///

[HungryMungry]

I was expecting a more satisfying CRUNCH.

[Incogneatus]

The laws of gravity are still in ... beta...

[Incogneatus]

Since the NDA was lifted yesterday, you'll probably see more stuff about DFO appearing on youtube.

[Delta1551]

Nice!