A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest sez to the rabbi " Check out dat girl, I'd eat her from behind, would you?". The rabbi sez "No". The priest sez "Why not?". The rabbi sez "Becuz it's not Kosher". (2 snares and a cymbil sound)
a priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. they all talk about their life, and many world issues. they then return home to their separate quarters and live their regular lives.
The problem with this world is that there are not enough cartoons with the hot woman. Now excuse me, I'm gonna go beat my dick like it was an Iraqi prisoner.
A priest and a rabbi are on a plane. The priest is trying to conform the rabbi to Christianity. As they are talking, the plane suddenly shakes and crashes. The priest survives. He looks back and sees the rabbi rise from the debris. "I'm glad you see that Christianity is the right way!" the priest shouts. "Vat are you talking about?" the rabbi says. "I saw you make the sign of the cross just now!" says the priest. "Vat? I vas just checking myself! Spectacles, testicles, vallet, vatch!"
A priest and a rabbi were walking down the side walk. On the other side of the street they see a 12 year old boy. The priest says "Lets go fuck him." The rabbi looks for a minute and then says "Out of what?"
I heard Larry Miller pimping this on the radio this morning and decided to check it out. Good stuff, but the flash animation has to go. Flash animation, no matter how well done, is still distractingly bad.
No, but I'm old. Looks like a hit with the younger crowd. And the animation is done really well. It's just that I'm not a big fan of this kind of humor. I like more intellectual gags. This was rank and didn't challenge me to think.
Haha, nice. Very funny, but I'd like to see a female minister join the gang, that'd be interesting. Maybe like a lesbian one from one of those really tolerant churches.
We finally have an answer to the question, "What would family guy have been like if Seth MacFarland had had talent?" Reminds me of Adolf Hitler's favorite joke: A priest, a minister and a rabbi are in a rowboat. The minister throws the rabbi overboard. The priest does nothing.
Absolutely, you need to make this into a series, this is great. I'm a big fan of Carolla, and Millers pretty funny too. The thing is, I wasn't really into Larry too much til he spent some time on Adams Show, once you know a comedian a little better then just the jokes they tell, it helps you understand what jokes they're GOING to tell, and it's kickass! :-P
Lol. I wonder why you edit the word "fuck" though. This is the internet, and you are obviously skewed to a demographic that likes hearing those kinds of words unedited.
Pretty funny stuff. Maybe it should have ended on the Rabbi's story, though... the Priest character wasn't really that funny. The Rabbi and Minister were hilarious, though.
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a priest, a preacher and rabbi are fishing in a boat. the priest gets his line snagged so he gets out of the boat walks across the water and unsnags it and walks bake to the boat. a little later the preacher snags his line. so he gets out of the boat walks across the water and unsngs his line and walks back to the boat. a while later the rabbi snags his line. he thinks to himself, "if these two goy's can do it so can i" so he gets out of the boat and sinks into the water.
As a Bishop I am going to try to say this with as straight a face as possible, since I am gay....please make more of this series, this was awesome satire and irony.
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest sez to the rabbi " Check out dat girl, I'd eat her from behind, would you?". The rabbi sez "No". The priest sez "Why not?". The rabbi sez "Becuz it's not Kosher". (2 snares and a cymbil sound)
69ingpiranhas 3 months ago
CSpot can you re upload this please its such a funny video.
THeOreoOriginal 5 months ago
Notice when it's time to pay the Jew keeps his wallet hidden.
MrArleymarley 6 months ago
why can't this freakking play?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
abzdeman92 6 months ago
Hahahahhaha funny shit
63rockykb 7 months ago
why the fuck can't I watch this? A fucking error occured
Glitched64 7 months ago 8
fuck this is the funniest shit i have ever seen ill fuck everyone in the asshole
woo216 7 months ago
a priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. they all talk about their life, and many world issues. they then return home to their separate quarters and live their regular lives.
fLaMePrO 7 months ago
an error occurred :(
xSimonne 7 months ago
Lol!!!!!!!!!!
AuzzieGamerzProdz 7 months ago
dont work
petercumblin 7 months ago
WHY CAN'T I WATCH IT!?!?!?!?!!
betheperson1 7 months ago 19
Some much racism and hate. And the video hasn't even started yet; I'm just reading the comments.
Dredger1401 7 months ago 2
It don't work!
vinnie181 7 months ago
A priest, rapist and paedophile walked into a bar, And that's just the first guy
maccastunt 7 months ago 17
JESUS CHRIST MY COOOOOOCK!
hotelmario510 9 months ago
This is the best show i have seen ever. If it is a series show make it happen already!
gct5196 10 months ago
lol
freedmanjoey 10 months ago
hilarious continue!!!!!!!!!!! please
BanditoRios 10 months ago
Yeah, some of it was funny. But it kinda rubbed me the wrong way...
PossumFang 11 months ago
this sould be a tv show
wwa4tna 1 year ago
@wwa4tna THANK YOU!
freedmanjoey 10 months ago
(in song) everyones a little bit racist...... LOL :D
ALEXMASTER9999 1 year ago
the shit was fucking funny. i want more!!!!!!!
nolb3rt 1 year ago
2:02 lmao
docterx2 1 year ago
i want more
worldscouter0314 1 year ago
meh... i guess theres a reason i havent heard of this...
alexgruchy 1 year ago
theres only one episode in season one? C'mon, find and post more!!
bigfabe12 1 year ago
This is the funniest fucking thing I've seen all year.
UndyingSimmons 1 year ago
this should be a TV show on Adult swim
glovokendo 1 year ago
I love how the priest pulls out a dagger, lol.
mrartvandelay3000 1 year ago
Wow, that was terrible.
TheRealAkaRai 1 year ago 2
I can't imagine how twenty-six people couldn't like that, but it happens.
honarmin 1 year ago
I typed in Crank Yankers, and i got this
BigSM45 1 year ago
Cool
evanfire30 1 year ago
my video rental has apparently expired :shrug:
HSWFilms 1 year ago
Was that Adam Carolla? awesome.
00D00 1 year ago
much like the actual joke, no punchline.
whatdupdoh 1 year ago
That was awesome!
justkillintime11 1 year ago
The problem with this world is that there are not enough cartoons with the hot woman. Now excuse me, I'm gonna go beat my dick like it was an Iraqi prisoner.
decypher3 1 year ago 5
What, no more?
vaizards 1 year ago
A priest and a rabbi are on a plane. The priest is trying to conform the rabbi to Christianity. As they are talking, the plane suddenly shakes and crashes. The priest survives. He looks back and sees the rabbi rise from the debris. "I'm glad you see that Christianity is the right way!" the priest shouts. "Vat are you talking about?" the rabbi says. "I saw you make the sign of the cross just now!" says the priest. "Vat? I vas just checking myself! Spectacles, testicles, vallet, vatch!"
WTFKoduBear 1 year ago
That priest looks so like mine
RobloxFreak122 1 year ago
The Minister Is Spot On, LOVE IT haha
Blammeth 1 year ago
Not Bad, Not Bad, Something I Could See Myself Coming Back To
Blammeth 1 year ago
Love it!
Ryuzhin 1 year ago
This...Is....Amazing <3
Nightfallwarrior 2 years ago
i lol'd for like 20 minutes. five stars isn't enough for this video!! XD
TeamSwitzerland1 2 years ago
Let me paint a scenario here: It's late at night and you're in bed.
No.
Yatata.
LOLZ
bdash1990 2 years ago
oh my god that was so funny especially with the vampire...all three comics are genius
LadyBeth24 2 years ago
It's a Web special - a priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar
CSpot 2 years ago
Yah the gorilla suit was funny!
phill903 2 years ago
I think it was funny.
phill903 2 years ago
glad you liked it phill903 - gotta say that the gorilla suit got me!
CSpot 2 years ago
adam carrola is jewish though =o
RavenofLight 2 years ago
If you have EVER listened to him you'd know that he's completely atheist.
bdash1990 2 years ago
2:37 - 2:48
That is the average Protestant Christian's views on it.
JimiHendrixWasGod 2 years ago 2
A young jewish boy asks his father if he can borrow 50 dollars.
The father says "40 dollars? Why on earth do you need to borrow 30 dollars?!"
newyorktucker 2 years ago 72
@newyorktucker hahaha....now THATS funny shit!
MarkedBy19 1 year ago
what the heck is this from , was this just made for the net or was this part of something else?
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niggers00smell00bad 2 years ago
go dunk yourself in heated grease
drrockof5 2 years ago
lulz
SamuraiKnights 2 years ago
So horrible...but oh so funny.
AnARSProductions 2 years ago
whos the raabbi and the priest
brotherlylovely 2 years ago
A priest and a rabbi were walking down the side walk. On the other side of the street they see a 12 year old boy. The priest says "Lets go fuck him." The rabbi looks for a minute and then says "Out of what?"
niggers00smell00bad 2 years ago 21
and where's the minister during all this?
CSpot 2 years ago 15
This is like living in the Ironbound!
rdmauriello 2 years ago
weak
xxLextalionesxx 2 years ago
hahaha, better..
CSpot 2 years ago
harhar, i think you need some new material
CSpot 2 years ago
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mikeyokinawa 2 years ago
I heard Larry Miller pimping this on the radio this morning and decided to check it out. Good stuff, but the flash animation has to go. Flash animation, no matter how well done, is still distractingly bad.
Helmetfourthree 2 years ago
I also heard about this on the radio, DC 101 Elliott in the Morning and it was Larry was hilarious.
toorude89 2 years ago
Does anyone know if anymore cartoons like that were produced by the same makers? I busted a gut at that, and would like to see more.
sicklygreyfoot 2 years ago
looooooooooooooooooooool jesus christ my cock haha loved it
moarrce1996 2 years ago 3
any more like this c spot?
demense 2 years ago
nothing planned yet, but we'll see...
CSpot 2 years ago
Was that really just 5 minutes plus? Seemed longer.
spewker 2 years ago
in a good way?
CSpot 2 years ago
No, but I'm old. Looks like a hit with the younger crowd. And the animation is done really well. It's just that I'm not a big fan of this kind of humor. I like more intellectual gags. This was rank and didn't challenge me to think.
spewker 2 years ago
Hmm...have you watched some of our other CSpot content? True Colors most certainly makes you think.
CSpot 2 years ago
The generic, yucky flash animation definitely takes away a lot of charm from this, but I like the idea, and the dialogue wasn't bad.
It's just sometimes hard to connect the story to the sub-par animation I'm seeing.
PissoPuyo 2 years ago
I loved it! lol
poohkey18 2 years ago
At least these three "holy men" are "pleasing" themselves with their influence; they're not trying to start holy wars with their nonsense...
mgoos9 2 years ago
so glad everyone is digging this! there are no plans to turn this into a series at this time, so enjoy this special episode!!
CSpot 2 years ago
This was classic! Fuck you and the statute you rode in on! ROFL
LucaviAD 2 years ago
that was pure gold!!! nice job
Chrisin8or 2 years ago
HAHA
Tapout250 2 years ago
A++
JDI180 2 years ago
For some reason, and really I don't know why, this cartoon reminds me of Duckman.
hellfactor 2 years ago
XD Priceless.
Villanite 2 years ago
Haha, nice. Very funny, but I'd like to see a female minister join the gang, that'd be interesting. Maybe like a lesbian one from one of those really tolerant churches.
BlissfulMelancholy 2 years ago
This was great.... very funny stuff! FAMILY GUY cut-away humor with hot chick getting done by rabi in the shower always kills! Love it...
mcbedro 2 years ago
haha, so you've seen this schtick before??
CSpot 2 years ago
This is definately one of the top clips
SurfSpit 2 years ago
This was Great!!!!!!
JAL173 2 years ago
this is like what they all act like
BrunoImitator1 2 years ago
This was awesome! A++
jasodactyll 2 years ago
So the consensus is that this would make a good series, noted.
CSpot 2 years ago
yes
witcheekate 2 years ago
hmmmmmmm???
WatchTVontheWeb 2 years ago
We finally have an answer to the question, "What would family guy have been like if Seth MacFarland had had talent?" Reminds me of Adolf Hitler's favorite joke: A priest, a minister and a rabbi are in a rowboat. The minister throws the rabbi overboard. The priest does nothing.
mdlang11 2 years ago
Congratulations, Eileen. And of course, to Carolla, Clarke and Miller for their serviceable interpretations of your words.
mdlang11 2 years ago
Absolutely, you need to make this into a series, this is great. I'm a big fan of Carolla, and Millers pretty funny too. The thing is, I wasn't really into Larry too much til he spent some time on Adams Show, once you know a comedian a little better then just the jokes they tell, it helps you understand what jokes they're GOING to tell, and it's kickass! :-P
KEEP IT UP!!
dajosh42069 2 years ago
They have to make this into a series! :)
BrightNightFilms 2 years ago
hahaha very funny
ZYTUSA 2 years ago
great animation, good voices. not funny.
kingpixel 2 years ago
Miller, Clarke and Carolla...I want more of this
HnLFreak 2 years ago 2
"ya hear the steel drums...."
LOL.
newyorktucker 2 years ago 2
minister spanky from drawn together
videoplayar 2 years ago 2
priest is the funniest
dgkskatergrl 2 years ago 2
The minister looks like Ryan Seacrest!!!
zeldanerd13 2 years ago 2
this video just made my day!!!
hitthelightsrocks 2 years ago
they are
spungii117 2 years ago
favorite character? priest, rabbi or minister?
CSpot 2 years ago
Dude, Adam Carolla might be hideosly deformed, but he's a fucking comedic genius, gotta say the minister. Can't wait to see more of this!
Edgeof666 2 years ago
I like everyone of them you guys should have someone produce a show or somethin
JJKId93 2 years ago 2
priest....hes the loudest!
PunkROCKPoisin 2 years ago 2
I'm gonna have to say the minister also. I love the snap Jesus throws him :)
jimmyhoffasbrother 2 years ago
This was great, for those of us certifiably going to Hell. Meet you there, everyone who read this!
YetAnotherCollegeKid 2 years ago
Very funny! Congratulations Larry.
bobbendick 2 years ago
Pure gold, love the podcast adam does as well. This cartoon kicks ass
basrutten69 2 years ago
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DismantleFaith 2 years ago
Adam Carolla looks better on cartoon!
I need more!
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snakemannva 2 years ago
Ace Man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dhhensler 2 years ago 4
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richfaun 2 years ago
Damn Now All I can think about is that woman in the Shower with her hands on the wall
jvnorris 2 years ago 2
GET IT ON!!! love adam in everything he does
bsuorangecrush 2 years ago 2
fantastic! love adam, lenny and larry.
itstheowner 2 years ago
hahahaha this was *!?&@ hilarious
ace8fullofgrace 2 years ago
hahahahahahahahahaha my new fav vid on youtube
mattressking34 2 years ago
funny lol
KGOV11 2 years ago
Lol. I wonder why you edit the word "fuck" though. This is the internet, and you are obviously skewed to a demographic that likes hearing those kinds of words unedited.
darkreign16 2 years ago
And "cock".
darkreign16 2 years ago
Pretty funny stuff. Maybe it should have ended on the Rabbi's story, though... the Priest character wasn't really that funny. The Rabbi and Minister were hilarious, though.
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StinkyBurger 2 years ago
More! More!
SuicidalFailure 2 years ago 2
LOL! GREAT!
guitarparty 2 years ago
wow kind of racist to me cspot
cheezman205 2 years ago
how is that racist dumbass its just comedy just watch and enjoy and if you dont like it dont watch it
wizemonkey21 2 years ago 2
a priest, a preacher and rabbi are fishing in a boat. the priest gets his line snagged so he gets out of the boat walks across the water and unsnags it and walks bake to the boat. a little later the preacher snags his line. so he gets out of the boat walks across the water and unsngs his line and walks back to the boat. a while later the rabbi snags his line. he thinks to himself, "if these two goy's can do it so can i" so he gets out of the boat and sinks into the water.
geargemartin 2 years ago 2
the preacher looks at the priest and asks "do you think maybe we should have told him where the rocks were?"
geargemartin 2 years ago
totally can see this on cable TV.... go adam and larry....
zhjiln 2 years ago
who knew? religion + sex = hilarity!
CSpot 2 years ago
Baha, keep videos like THIS up. Not those stupid Bob Kushell or whatever his tits are videos. I don't even watch those anymore, they're so retarded.
But THIS... THIS is pure gold.
IAmCrustyJuggler 2 years ago
My new favorite YouTube video of all time.
gamutman 2 years ago
Best Bar Joke ever.
urbanepidemic 2 years ago
aaahahahahahhaa!!!
bloopideebloop 2 years ago
As a Bishop I am going to try to say this with as straight a face as possible, since I am gay....please make more of this series, this was awesome satire and irony.
KeeperStillWater 2 years ago 2
be sure to gather the family around this video over this easter/passover weekend...i'm sure it will be a big hit!
CSpot 2 years ago
Priests are dirty, dirty people. The "God answers Knee-Mail" thing is priceless.
slappykincaid07 2 years ago
We are all gonna burn in hell for watching this. and if you laughed.. you will rot twice.
This is a joke BTW!!!!
jvnorris 2 years ago 2
YAWN!!
AVTPro 2 years ago
nice cartoon ass
donttasemebro92 2 years ago
lol
RICHANDROS 2 years ago
omg this is hilarious
Jessejacot 2 years ago
"JESUS CHRIST MY *BEEP*" LMAO that was great...
nibargerswife51482 2 years ago
That was one of the funniest things I have seen in a while. LOL!
sachaput 2 years ago
ADAM CAROLLA!!!!!!!!!!!
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eileenconn 2 years ago
brilliant!
kaoticvideo 2 years ago
this is so Family Guy lol, but it was hilarious, so funny!
keithzworld 2 years ago
LMAO
1weirdgurl 2 years ago
WOW! I actually laughed so hard I pissed myself
homsar4 2 years ago
be careful now...
CSpot 2 years ago
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worldfme 2 years ago
Epic! Make another one...or two...or three....or nineteen thousand.
nezumi9911 2 years ago 3
that was hilarious
schwartzy2600 2 years ago
i luv the rabbi's story...JESUS CHISST
and then he is the reason why the egyptians let teh jews go
melikeit23 2 years ago 5
that was hilarious i liked the rabbi and the minister lol
melikeit23 2 years ago
awesome vid
hansecheverria 2 years ago
Mazel Tov!
CSpot 2 years ago
that was awesome,
hope they make it into a series if they havent already
Edwannabe1 2 years ago 3
The shower scene earns this boring vid a 5 star rating. Enjoy it.
tiuric77 2 years ago
This is epic. This could be its own show.
petrieds10 2 years ago 2
lol, that was great
AlienTruth 2 years ago
One of the funniest things I've seen today!
qiranger 2 years ago
omg! this is by far your best! 1000/1000
YuTubeNewz 2 years ago
Classic comedy setup FTW!! Me and my kitty Spot thought it was really funny!!
awesomeness. <3
dankitti 2 years ago
Pretty good,way better than Family guy
volumedealer1 2 years ago