Stuff Christians Say 2

[zoesy27]

I was excepting Lady GaGa to play..... Cuz ya know.... Christians hate her.

[mandalovess]

"Don't speak that over my life.." haha

[kia875]

Too funny... but respectable.... I like :)

[xXSylphxpressionXx]

Most of this sounds like my mom... except add in a couple "You've been going to Hell for a while now" and "Have you tried asking Jesus to make you straight"'s, then it's spot on.

[shocksterette]

"u know what?soft answer turns away wrath.thankyou Jesus." lol

[starlightgarnet]

I LOVE IT!

[pischeddafamily]

1:18 - thats what I say to my teens! haha . I really enjoyed your videos and its a blessing as well because I know its real in your life. :)

[katrizzi]

she looks like ciara

[JillieStarBean]

"10% of my gross income, or 10% before taxes, after taxes." LOL!!!

[extramoney1818]

awwwww that baby boy did good 8)

[aquamusiclvr]

Tebowing, for the win!

[blkpylut]

I love 01:33.. This gurl is GORGEOUS!!

[MindReader1775]

She is lovely!

[WorldWarEcho]

she's sooooooooooooo pretty

[snowbeauty816]

LOL!!! The scripture tea pushed it over the first one... and that random glory (totally guilty!)... and "it's the God in me" (GUILTY!)... and the soft answer part, lolol.

Needless to say I loved it! :)

[Bawhxer]

"I'ma pray over this guitar" Lol

[missusjv]

@chiomizzliciousita i was totally thinking that too! like i was watching the video thinking she totally looks like ciara riiight? so purrty!

[missusjv]

i LOVE your hair girl! 

[Rekindlingfire]

Loved it! totally off topic, but where did you get the purple/pink hues in your hair was it done professionally?

[kkariwilliamsW]

awww the ending was beautiful

[giggles5571]

1:39 MARYMARY! hahahaha

[audreyevin]

SO ME:D this is great<3

[TheMerelyHuman]

0:52.....AGAIN is my slogan...

[bonitafierce]

I thought you were Ciara lol you're really pretty, funny video

[YellowWalkieTalkie]

I absolutely love how you've done your hair.

[umrilifenChrist]

does it have alcohol in it? bc i dont drink..lol!!!!

[umrilifenChrist]

I LOVE THIS! "HEY DIDNT I TELL YALL...THIS IS THE LAST TIME IM GONNA TELL...(u knw what...a soft answer turns away wrath thank ya Jesus). ...PLEASE COME IN THE HOUSE...HAHAAAAAAA THATS ME ALL DAY!

[sftbllsmrtie3]

Lol love it (: hahaha!

[DeerDDD]

ooohhhh my, sounds so familiar. The young man was delightful.

[SkyBoy937]

Haha i wanted her to be in front of alchohal and say "Get behind me satan!" lol

[xsariax]

I say "the devil is a liar" every time I get fooled by something or someone haha

[irislily1]

keep doing these videos i <3 them!!

[msr18924]

"Im blessed and highly favored. Im the head and not the tail." Ha. I find myself saying this all the time.

[SaRaia101]

This is awesome. You have such a gift. God bless you and your beautiful family. I'm looking forward to Version 3....(lol).

[PetiteBrownFro]

revenge is mine saith the lord.. not ME! God said that!

[2345Betty]

awww the little boy at the end was soo cute.

[Applesrgood1211]

Your beautiful

[ParisPrimeaumusic]

LOL! Crack me up at 0:58

[gorila8562]

this is also my grandma

[puffgrl]

Too much! LOL we can act like that

[wormcsw]

Love the videos. Very gorgeous.

[danielle051194]

0:58

perfection

[spideyTB]

Shes finer than Ciara

[GR8NiZ10]

what church do u go to?

[GR8NiZ10]

LOOOOL. she Tebowed...amen.

[JennifersJunk123]

Did Pastor Jim coach you? LOL

[MyInvisibleChyrsalis]

@JennifersJunk123 I forgot, "I'm the top and NOT the BOTTOM!" lol.

[Superstar33000]

Hey sister how you doin' Praise God!! XDDDDDDD too funny

[MmeLuella]

I love this!

[10mskay]

lmbo , last part, he remembered that from charlie browns christmas,lol

[305boiiii]

This and part 1 are awesome! Quote them verses !!! lol

[chiomizzliciousita]

Am I the only one that thinks she looks like Ciara? :)

[nowaydudewtf]

@chiomizzliciousita nope. when the vid first started I was like "wtf... she knows ciara?" lol

[chiomizzliciousita]

@nowaydudewtf LOL!

[kkariwilliamsW]

@chiomizzliciousita noooo I was thinking the same thing

[Mccrayke]

@chiomizzliciousita Thats the same thing I said when I saw this!

[bgkfan245]

the ending was the best.!!!!

[bgkfan245]

this the same pretty girl from the other video.? i like her rendition of things christians say lol

[oran2331]

This sounds SOOOO much like my mom

[KahToh2010]

"God is not a respecter of persosn." <<<You had me on that for a good week and a half.

[LadyDarroux]

was she t-bowin lol

[sandy227451]

No the kids will not turn the heavy metal down so stfu!! You listen to crappy music just saying. But good video

[sandy227451]

No the kids will not turn heavy metal down, it's the best so u stfu

[pandakissy]

"I PRAYED FOR YOU!"

-EPIC SILENCE-

"hi mom"

"hii mom"

[bcochrane25]

Funny stuff! This woman cracks me up.

[lilnin2010]

I love the Ending part...

[race13girl]

0:57-1:10 is sooo my mother! :D

[c6ft2006]

I cringe every time I hear, "I'm blessed and highly favored". It's the total opposite of being humble. Why are they blessed and highly favored and 25,000 plus children die everyday from starvation?

[SeLAnDDeMiFaN33]

This is totally my Grandmother... I have heard her say sooo many of those things hahah

[mradkins2011]

2:30 - End is the best part!

[coopzdelite]

My mom used to say all of these<3 Christians are so adorable. Thank you for reminding me of that<3

[RONIDC1979]

victory TODAY is mine.. i DO NOT listen to that kind of music. yes maam

[MiaLeonora]

She must be Ciara. No way in hell she is not Ciara. My God.

[MBT1981]

torah - lol?



[Jetsoncam]

Aww the end was the best part:-)

[4evaholy]

your so pretty :)

[AshlynNicole390904]

One thing I hear all the time from my folk is "Looooooooooorrrrrddddddd blesssss!" :)

[jennaguerrero10]

I LOVE THIS!!!! "rum cake? does that have rum in it cuz i dont drink" loved this

[jkearson]

torah? lol



[SunsetStudioTour]

@MyInvisibleChyrsalis

you look very pretty! :)

[detroitred24]

sadly this reminds me a lot of my mom... lol..

[Christen3vols]

Hey!! Didn't I tell you guys this is the last time I'ma tell you--You know what? Soft answer turns away wrath, thank You Jesus....Please come in the house.

LMBOOOOO

[Delibeans]

I love how positive you are, you're  definitely a great example I just subscribed :)

[shaniece12341]

"niv? the torah?".....what? haha

[MissCookie]

"Please come in the house" LOL!

[bigwhit181]

she is soooooooooo SEXY!

[poeticstarlet94]

ARE YOU COGIC?! This sounds soooo COGIC...lol.

[CindyMae11]

This video is hilarious and so so true! You are so beautiful inside and out. Love you sister in Christ!

Cindy Mae from Texas

[mdcb91]

My soul is heavy this morning LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheSeriousmrkarate]

I love this. God bless you and your family.

[TheSeriousmrkarate]

You look like Ciara alil' bit. God bless you. Same as the comment above, Ciara ;-).

[kushkrazy77]

I CAN TELL U HAVE A GOOD VOICE POST A VIDEO SINGING RITE MEOW

[sp00kii]

I like how its stuff and not shit christians say 

[thisxisxthexone]

Tebow!!!!



[3456789315]

... thank you Jesus. XD

[xxBlueLoverxx]

Lol I've heard my boyfriend's mom do SO MANY OF THESE. Especially when she's on the phone XD

[ameeraj09]

i need to show this to my momma

[MsGhettoBillionaire]

1:18 now thats my mom! lol

[seungseiyee]

LOL at the Tebowing

[firetopman]

You forgot "I have nothing original to say." I would have also accepted "My mind is gone" "I use these words to dominate with fear" and/or "Fags will burn...but pedophiles are fine"

[marquee367]

0:58-1:09 lmbo! my mom does that all the time

[MsLOVEALE]

AWWWW UR KID IS SOOO CUTEE :D ITS GOOD THAT YOUR TEACHING HIM BIBLE VERSES!! na d r u christina...O.o cuyz lots of ppl jess du this fur fun! O_o

[shoesan]

I enjoyed the video and you're beautiful!

[jaysterthe]

How..did you forget, Hallelujah!!!! lol

[CWilder96]

"Hey Hey turn that down" *Plugs ears and starts to sing blood songs.*<-----My Grandma does that

[TheDiaryOfMe365]

you hair is cute

[flufluTV]

Yo i made a video like this about PERSECUTION!! please check it out and comment!! LOL

[MsMikko77]

Too cute

[InLuxAeterna]

Awwww cutest ending ever!

[FreeDrugz]

aw the little boy at the end :)

[winx0191]

"i dnt listen to tha can u turn it down please" YESSS soundin like mah mama lols

[winx0191]

not tebowin LMBO

[KellyJelly9976]

I love these videos

[Dhogan92]

beautiful woman of God!

[shakira883]

you kinda look like kim k.!!

[kishaworld]

awwww Beautiful ending!! God Bless,,

[rhoadeo29]

ya made me laugh... and want to get my butt to church!

[DeeVine]

I love that.. 'I'm blessed and highly favoured!' 'I'm the HEAD and not the TAIL'

Preach girl!

:)

[dramasag]

her praying over the mailbox for no bills or no bad news is soooo funny cuz it's true!!!

[MoreAwkwardThanYou]

she is so pretty!!!! and super funny!

[dycoean]

The end with your son was the best, see it's paying off. Continue saying all that because your training them up.

[TheAllAmerican2012]

My future wife !!!

[Orijust]

"Don't let the devil use you!" I'm guilty of this because I use it on the regular! you know he comes to steal, kill, and destroy! lol love the video:)

[YvetteInside]

I enjoyed the first one, but I must say I LOVED this Part 2 LOL Thanks for the smile!

[ilove2praisehim]

you started singing " Victory Is Mine'' and "lt's The God In Me". One those are my two favorite worship songs and two your voice is so beautiful. Pleas make more vids like this. Like stuff black mommas say to their kids.

[FilmsMinistry]

man soo funny!!!

[springtimefrost]

10% of my gross? or 10% after taxes? LOL!

[1Coolpersonable]

Where is "LAWD HAVE MERCY!"

[lovelylady6237]

HEY I DONT LISTEN TO THAT KIND OF MUSIC NOOOOO! Victory is mine, victory CAN YOU TURN THAT DOWN?!

[selenawilliams85]

SCRIPTURE TEA???!!!!!!! #DEAD.

[devontaii]

i love her!!

[nevershoutkelsie211]

"God is no respecter of persons..." I hear this all the time but I have never understood it!

[MyInvisibleChyrsalis]

@nevershoutkelsie211 I heard it growing up forever. Took me a long time to figure out it meant that God doesn't show favortism. Even though some church folk wear designer clothing, always have the right prayer, speak in tongues, and have been a Chrisitian since they've arrived from the womb, God doesnt love them more than He does me. We're all the same.

[falconfan1990]

@MyInvisibleChyrsalis Have you heard that you favor Ciara?

[mscherita]

@MyInvisibleChyrsalis girl you better preach!

[QueenLoreal]

@nevershoutkelsie211 it means that basically it doesn't matter to God who a person is he will hear their prayers regardless, he won't play favorites with certain people based on statuses and so forth:)

[RONIDC1979]

@nevershoutkelsie211 it means God does not have a double standard . everbody is equal in regards of the rules he has the promises he makes etc

[bruceagogox]

Also, "I DON'T WANNA HEAR NOTHIN'..." "Heeey sister, praise God!"

[bruceagogox]

I REBUKE THAT STATEMENT IN JESUS NAME! This is seriously hilarious.

[17jayndoh]

CIARA???



[danpatrick24]

@17jayndoh I WAS THINKING THE EXACT SAME THING!

[xxmisterdegrassi96xx]

This video is so true. Especially the random singing gospel song. I do that all the time without noticing it.

[ryonnel]

I enjoyed this. Simple, peaceful message

[aliangel21392]

I'm crying lol!!!!

[antbanks415]

Ima pray that you'll call me !!!! ^_^

[lcma6608]

This video is the truth... Surprised that no one has added "The Lord is testing me...."

[lamb1168]

So good girl!! LOL!! God Bless. ahahahaha

[snross2009]

Is that American Standard.......Torah???? Too funny :-p

[TheMAMAB123]

That is soo me in the car (talking to my kids) before we go anywhere (church, inlaws, etc)

Funny stuff!

Your son is so precious!

[nmryda]

Damn, this chick is bad. Too bad she's a Christian :-/

[11muzik99]

10%? that's before or after tax? LOL lovit!! Keep 'em comin..... :-)

[Gohamonem100times]

0:31-0:34 my mom does that every time I give her the mail

[mscardioqueen]

I luv the vid! I especially luv the end with u & ure son - beautiful! :)

[Devoted247]

Aww, then I saw the end...LOVE it!!!!

[Devoted247]

Did she Tebow alone in her yard @ 1:53? I can't take this...

[oddlydifferent]

WOw shes Fine and Fat to def WTF, where u at?

[Psalmist100]

shut up theres no such thing as scripture tea LOL!!!!!!

[CurlFiend]

You are beautiful!

[xswu09]

1:51 Tebow!!

[cdeeboo]

Hilarious

[cmrnlza]

Your gorgoues really stunning features. Dont mind my spelling Im dutch !

[kjosephgmu]

Good job. I love the end. So precious!

[j01288]

um..you're beautiful.

[FloeticHarmoni]

she reminds me of jessica reedy and jazmine sullivan

[AmbitiousLoveNae]

If this lady dose not look like Ciara.?

[AmbitiousLoveNae]

0:59 . That is my mother. All the Way! Lmbo!

[kiba88ninja]

SUBBED to you after those 2 vids. I can't deal lmaoooo

[stand4truth07]

LOL at a soft answer turns away wrath! I find myself doing that all day especially when it comes to holding my tounge!

[ilove2praisehim]

Anyone notice she looks like Ciara?!

[ilove2praisehim]

Anyone like Ciara!