Wizard People, Dear Reader - HAGAR'S TALE (Chapter 24)

[placidandy]

SPIES and THIEVES! SPIES and THIEVES!

[gymnstsdontneedballs]

If only that's how Hagrid got the dragon...

[IrishmanMan]

Hey! What about the Sorcerer's Stone? Does that ring a fucking bell??

[NinkonWho]

IT'S THE PHILOSOPHER'S STONE!!!

[Greenlantern115]

This is better than the actual movie.

[brh5934]

after a boating accident... in shark infested waters..

hahahahhahahahahjahahahhahahah­

[gillatomic1]

trolls into gold, ect. hahahahhaha

[quidnuncnarniac]

"Spying! After his fucking ass!"

[aishuakshi77]

what about the sorcerer's stone, does that ring a fucking bell? lol

[prochesserest]

did the guys skip3 chaptes?

[dragoneye276]

WTF, SHARK BLOOD BATHS AND MAN BABIES



[omniboy33]

2 panda cubs get detention tonight...

[joeygdarapper]

"she worked a temp job playing piano in a jewelry store. wisely, she wore a hood, as not to distract the customers with her hideous visage"

[xodcfan]

Every time he says "Hardcastle McCormick" I'm crying.

[NumotTD]

lol at everything from 3:10 - 4:40

[dasgdasg]

The Sorceror's Stone, a rock with enormous powers such as: lead into gold, horses into gold, immortal life, giving ghosts a restored body, frag trolls, trolls into gold, etc.

[filmsbyMIKE]

Hagar's back story is better than anything that ever happens to him in the entire original series

[twg4000]

Wisely she wore a hood, as not to distract the customers with her hideous visage.

[fluorogoat]

Trolls into gold.

[MrHWPlainview]

spies and thieves!

[InsensitiveGuy432]

Then, After a boating accident in shark infested waters...

[lasoogneypubes]

I love that he always refers to Hermione as a really ugly beast.

[Butter89cup]

"While she was at home she worked a temp job playing piano in a jewelry store. Wisely she wore a hood as not to distract the customers with her hideous visage"

LOL!!!

[Hodge329]

Haggar looks haggard

[snailboy38]

Lead into gold, horses into gold, immortal life, giving ghost a restored body, frag trolls, trolls into gold, etc.

[ikillyouinyosleep666]

"she takes them into her office, and dons her demerit costume, hat and all"

ROFL

[Danscottwat]

What about the sorcerer's stone? Does that ring a fucking bell?

[Paddlefaster93]

That panda cub, Malfoil! Spies and thieves!

[NightmarishGuy]

"SPIES AND THIEVES!!!"

[Butter89cup]

"Her spittle becomes acid, and lands on their cheeks, burning little pockmarks as reminders of their transgressions they will never forget." ROFL

[fujiappleee]

"THAT FUCKING PANDA CUB, MALFOIL"

omg, hahahahaha

[NotZeMaidOfOrleansFV]

"Spying! After his fucking ass!"

Lol.

[Nodrog666]

"Holy shit, it makes perfect sense!" LOL

[shufflermuffler]

frag trolls

lololol

[noahtavlin]

she wants it so she can live forever with a stockpile of gold!

...holy shit it makes perfect sense

[mcnoze1]

a spring sun shows pledge streaks on a dark wooded library

[eddieshred92]

"he is eager to have the story return to its tracks, so he and everybody else can find out whats in that fucking vault." hahahahahaha

[ohyousexylush21]

spies and thieves, she spits. SPIES AND THIEVES!!!! ahahahaha I can't stop laughing.

[vampireeskimo]

After his fucking ass!

[mattdot666]

lead into gold,

horses into gold,

immortal life,

giving ghosts restored body,

frag trolls,

trolls into gold etc

[A6YHUTYFITTUYV7]

trolls into lead

[KurisuKiddo]

Horses into Trolls

[BurningLiquids87]

Trolls into gold

[Kom3tBrawl]

Gold trolls into lead horses

[KillersRokMeSox]

her demerit costume, hat and all

this must be serious

XD

[canknight212]

hey! what about the sorcerers stone? does that ring a fucking bell?!?!?

the giant knows they mean buissness.

[ohyousexylush21]

AHAHAHA I spit my water out when I heard that!

[KatarnandKanos]

lead into, horses into gold, trolls into gold lol

[casey11592]

hahaahahaha this chapter really is just too funny for words i literally laughed for 20 minutes after

[casey11592]

"...so he and everyone else can find out whats in that fucking vault."

[angelremorse]

Holy shit. It makes perfect sence.

[ManWhoLovesTheMary]

HA! The whole thing about Hermione's job (in the library), and Hagrid's tale!!! "Spies and thieves, she spits, SPIES AND THIEVES!"

[turkaygob2]

holy shit, it makes total sense

[79xd79]

This episode is particularly awesome.

[MischaArielle9000]

it was then that she began to formulate a hunch

[rainingmistygray]

She dons her demerit costume, hat and all. This must be serious!

hahaha yes!

[JHAllen123]

wisely she wore a hood as not to distract the customers....

loltastic

[LoonyLuna08]

lol. Haggar had a baby.

[LastDanStanding]

"Winter Be Gone"

Awesome.

[whistleforsamantha]

HAHAHAH "She worked a temp job playing piano in a jewelery store. Wisely, she wore a hood, as not to distract the customers with her hideous visage."

That line killllllls me.

[smoothkatt]

It's Malfoyle! After his ass!!

[liefstevera]

leath into gold, horses into gold, a mortal life, giving gohsts a restored body, frag trolls, trolls into gold etcetera...

she wants it so that she would live forever with a stock pile of gold

holy shit, it makes total sense

does that ring a fucking bell?

is protecting the stone with spells and dogs and cats:P

[FredSmitih]

The rarely used winter be gone spell

[Castlevania44]

'does that ring a fucking bell' lol too funny

[PelicanJack]

After his fucking ass!

[AbdulDukhirahiq]

"Holy shit, it makes total sense." LOL

[sAndyTV]

Man, I wish I had the AWESOME ability to turn trolls into gold... one of life regrets, I guess...

[jukeboxhero52]

she wore a cloak to hide her hideous visage

[mizusajt]

Holy Sh*t. it totally makes sense.

[robbielover2468]

LUV IT---Horses into gold, you are fucking brilliant!!

[Iwilleatyourspleen]

frag trolls, trolls into gold, etc.

rofl!

[ali921812]

i wish i could ask him why he broke off and started laughing in chapter 12

it was still hilarious though and it didnt change anything but the fact that he doesnt sound like a raspy old man he leads us to think!

[millencolinman]

he does just burst in the middle of that sorting hat line... who knows

[HIMkidHIM]

haha shanty. "does that ring a fucking bell?!"

[KarateTaco]

HORSES INTO GOLD!!!! LOL!!

[srJak]

Moutoil=pandacub O.o rofl

[srJak]

"He explains that every teacher is protecting the stone with spells, dogs, flying hatchets, cats, and ancient pengulems, ect" LOL

[appleslime]

hardcastle mccormmik!!!

[rainybananasirina]

Hey, what'bout sorcerer's stone? does that ring a fucking bell?

[KillerFreya]

That panda-cub Mouthoil! Spying!!! AFTER HIS FUCKING ASS!!

[TheSwordsman46]

A rock with enormous powers, such as: lead into gold. Horses into gold. Immortal life. Giving ghosts a restored body. Frag trolls. Trolls into gold. Et cetera.

Holy shit, it makes total sense.

[electrocute33]

SPIES AND THIEVES!

SPIES AND THIEVES!