Nostalgia Critic - Neverending Story 3

[TheThinkingGremlin]

The song couldn't make it in a Jews poetry book because it wasn't about her twins.

[BOBBOBMO]

My poor childhood. This movie and the second one are ass

[VitoPossilipo]

Brilliant! (The review, not the movie.)

[lordzid667]

lol the nasty,,,,, Paris hilton ?? well that didnt felt right was too easy

[Milesprower1100]

man i wish i had a crowbar :(

[hades846]

what no chuck norris?

[killer92173]

"hahahhahahahahahaCOCKSUCKINGW­HORE!!!!"

[anaecza]

hehehehe....

Cock Sucking Whore!

[Hollywoodu360]

I will admit for a shit movie I found Rockbiter's version of Born to be Wild catchy.

[evawms123]

@Hollywoodu360 You're not the only one :3

[SquadmemberRitsu]

@wreathofpalmaria it could have to do with the quality of the show

[evawms123]

This movie's Falkor, for some reason, looks like my dad's dog Anya...

[GodOfWar3rocks]

8:45 would have been a perfect opportunity to put the camera face hitting scene from Quarantine

[UltimaSaviorDragon]

And to think I actually wanted to see this movie before when I was a child.

[MrImastinker]

The first movie: Awesome

Second: Pisspoor

THIS movie: See the Critic's breakdown at the end.

[botbruiser]

the good thing about this movie is Jack Black everything else sucks ass

[poisoncupcakesayhai]

@wreathofpalmaria and the my little pony link isnt weird at all?

[somedude810]

@poisoncupcakesayhai nope

[Year2121Music]

Turn on captions, go to 26:30 , watch what it says.

[ThatGuywhoSpillNerd]

The Father... That's the Popcorn Dude

[EpicBeard815]

I love that sequel month title card

[pikatherock]

I never noticed how epic jack black's unibrow is

[emilypolizzi]

WORST SEQUEL EVER! The only one that can top this off is Home Alone 4.

[gmn545]

Is that the kid from Free Willy and the girl from Camp Nowhere?

[Launchpad05]

Gotta love the Mel Blanc trombone at the beginning.

[LunaTheGameWarrior]

25:38 The Nostalgia Critic doesn't own a hammer?

[MPSecare]

Is that jack black ??!?!

[MPSecare]

there was a 3rd one?!?

[AgentIndy417]

25:02 to 27:24 can't breathe I'm laughing so much

[BWGgy]

Would've been worth watching if they gave in to the nasty.

[BunrakukenIII]

Soundtrack by Randy Newman?

[MegaPhilX]

But wait! *almost snaps* There's more!

[turo991]

jesus christ...o.0 This movie had to be something to really make him go that crazy...

[fullMetaLxMantis]

THE NAZIS!!

[darknessdealer115]

He looked like gordan freeman with that crowbar

[doombybbr]

if he could defeat a world destroyer, he should have been able to take out every last one of those bullies in a few seconds...

[poopyco678]

11:03 makes me lol everytime 

[meteosurreal]

@me: ANd my books, too.: (!)

[meteosurreal]

...Hey, I should take better care of my books. (!)

[meteosurreal]

...@Okay, take it easy, enough with the sobbing, guy, and hey, that was solid, but you don't need to overreact, holy... croitch; do you know-The Langoliers was corny as pissfuck I know; I watched it when I was a kid, but hellfucker, don't overreact, an dyou occasionally handled it non-moronically (...How ballsy - to handle a guy who can't handle someone who handles criticism! - Gedaiger!) Hopefulley, the "poopy" will be equal (.,.roughly,), to the better of this unfamiliar's reviews.

[animefan809]

if i were working at home depot I wouldn't sell shit to someone laughing like a lunatic...on less it was this guy

[whitebishop1]

Isn't that the girl from "Camp Nowhere"?

[meteosurreal]

@whitebishop1 Uh, maybe. That at least doesn't bite your head off, like this movie does (ref(s). to any movie(s) - esp. Space Mjutiny.).

[KeselowskiTheMan]

Why.

[KeselowskiTheMan]

WHY

[SammEater]

The 'Ooooh' is still a better name for a villain than 'Nasty', hahah.

[Berniebud]

13:56

"Let me make one think perfectly clear"

*Holds up two fingers*

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

08:44 Looks like we now know where the 'camera abuse' scene from Quarantine came from...

[PiratesoftheNorth78]

@mjc0961 His videos on YouTube is nice for mobile users as That guy with the glasses can never seem to load a video, even on a phone with flash.

[mjc0961]

"I Am NOT The Nostalgia Critic!!!"

Then don't post his videos, dipshit!

[KittyfantasticoFTW]

This movie is destroying my soul

[TNawtical]

Someone needs to make a loop of 19:45-19:48. And you just won the dumbass of the year award!

Or at least a 3 second video...

[theburntshadow]

Should have fucked the DVD while it still had a hole.

[gutairdude1]

i lost it at

empress:we must not get into the nasty

NC:am i the only one that fins that dirty ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahah­!!!!!!B !

[KeyOfTwilight777]

first NC vid i've watched.....all i can say is fucking incredible. lol

[bakugancollecterZ]

@KeyOfTwilight777 Welcome to heaven!

[zillydino]

@spidermansidekick1

Yeah, what's up with that? At least he was in part 2!

[Daquiriwolfgirl]

XDDD the shark bit, I can't stop laughing XDDD

[TurtleeyTY]

I lost it at "Rockvestite".

[evrbody]

@TurtleeyTY From Rocksexual Rocksylvania!

[rad4life1]

I this movie broke Nostalgia Critic LOL

[wreathofpalmaria]

why is there a AMV for High School of The Dead in the recommended videos section?!

[AlfLoveCookies]

@wreathofpalmaria I'm fucking asking myself the same thing!

[meteosurreal]

.@ wreathofpalmeria :..Yeah, it's pulling your abortion. It makes sense either way, compared to bullshit. like fifteen bad movies, and rapists and guys dressed up as pineapples, and guys named "todd'", makes this and/or my response to it, more creative to to you and me that shitting pissfuck, and more still than shitty movies (...some of them).

[dragonforks93]

@wreathofpalmaria I know right, there's always some stupid AMV in the recommended videos.

[mongolianape]

@wreathofpalmaria i dont know,but its pulling my attention WAY to much! oh god im looking at the thumb right now!

[BrandurJustinussen]

@wreathofpalmaria because fuck youtube

[JSN444]

The critic must get major headaches after certain episodes, especially this one!

[Rack44hoonmaster]

The Critic could have done the destroying the dvd in the style like Brian and Stewie got rid of Peter's "Bird is the Word" record.

[bakugancollecterZ]

...This movie makes me cry.......

[moonlightkisu]

lol "we must not get into the nasty"

[moonlightkisu]

lol, "The Nasty" sounds like some sort of bad porn star name.

[HUNRUSPWNZ]

why is he throwing mano cornutos and showing inverted pentagrams?i dont get it...

[TheAeroAvatar]

Fucking the DVD......Greatest NC Moment of 2011, bar none! =)

[mwfcp]

NO. THAT THING HAS A DICK.

[LethargicAssDickHead]

I thought at the end he was driving to get himself some hose pipe to top himself, lol

[Andr286]

@LethargicAssDickHead And I thought he was driving to a gorge to commit suicide.

[LethargicAssDickHead]

What a shit load of ass fuckery

[SpartaMonster64]

Hahaha wooooooooooow.... xD You just go on and on on this dontchya bro? I mean 28 minutes? Haha but I get what you mean. :)

[GraphicNovelKid92]

But wait, TTHHEERREESS MMOORREE!!!!!!!!!

[TheJimmys11]

4:38 that face is priceless

[Strepsiades14945]

He needs a Gnomey!

[xaxie1]

Also what is the space opera that they keep on switching too? whenever there is a speech by Jack Black?

[NewPhoenixFilms]

@xaxie1 Star Trek II: Wrath of Kahn

[xaxie1]

ANYBODY THINK THAT...

Bastian looks a bit like a Young Ray Liotta?

[coopercastille]

actually, TV is the #2 thing that keeps us from reading, the internet is the #1 thing, luckily the internet wasn't invented back then in 1994, or else Junior might of looked up rock porn 0_o

[InvaderScuzz]

@coopercastille LOL

[GrimReaperKILLYOU]

13:41 BEST FACE EVER!!!!!

[hattrickster33]

The Room 2 anyone:P

[Rack44hoonmaster]

FOR GODDAMN FUCK SAKE CRITIC STOP USING OLD STAR TREK VIDEOS ITS ANNOYING!!!!!!!!

[Rack44hoonmaster]

I would have said its more beating the dead horse and then taking a dump on it.

[Rack44hoonmaster]

The camera hitting the Critic was hilarious.

[beblicious4you]

10:00 look at the face on the right

[SkewYT]

"Curse that Bastion kid for getting us out of the school we were stuck in for far longer than we were supposed to..." Believe it or not, yeah, real bullies are just that stupid.

[SuperMarkerComicBro]

...So I guess he didn't like the movie, did he?

[hattrickster33]

@SuperMarkerComicBro No can't you tell he was beating it to a pulp because he couldn't stop watching it

[SenseOrSensibility]

The Rockbiter family seems like a horrible ripoff of the "Dinosaurs" show back in the 90s.

[VladimirZark]

"THE NAZIS!!!"

[IsaiahTDavidsonTV]

Soo Funny



[LifeIn8Bit]

I saw this when I was a kid and loved it!

I got over my retardation eventually

[meteosurreal]

@LifeIn8Bit Good that you figured it out, and thank you for discerning that and/or letting us know, so that we don't waste our peedamn childhoods; subscribed.

[vanessagregoire]

he's fuckin the dvd he's fucking the dvd ' you just have to love this guy

[SteveCarras]

I'm always surprised Disney for once did not sue for the name Fantasia, since it is the name of the fantasy place there...btw can the Nostalgia Critic do a review on the old "Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm" show cartoon from 1971, as I'd posted elsewhere?:)

[wizeoaldowl]

4:58 My God that was off-key! You owe my ears an apology little girl!

[redplanesarefun]

i love this guy!!!

[shock77772]

Giant flying furry penis HAHAHHA!!! XDDDD LOL MY GOD THIS REVIEW WAS AWESOME.

[Smilinginmygrave]

and the killing of robin :D lol

[Smilinginmygrave]

thumbs up if you think that the last 3 minutes of the review is how the Joker was when he went to by a crowbar to kill robin! :D

[TheVampfan77]

COCK SUCKING WHORE!!!!

[legosmooch]

NC is Crying

Me- Phh, get over it.

Nc- never Ending Story 3

Me- Runs for the hills.

[UltimegaSeven]

"The continuity of this movie is fucked like a two dollar whore"

[UltimegaSeven]

This is without a doubt my favorite review. He is crying, he is yelling, he is angry as hell at the massive doses of fail that flow out of this movie, and he is cursing xDD It's like an all-you-can-eat-Nostalgia Critic platter deal!

[crazypig1011]

13:11

[nathanielwhitt222134]

play silvers never ending story it's like the first movie

[HighSchoolwizard11]

Am I the only one who had a crush on Bastian's sister as a kid?

[diner777g]

I noticed the "it" reference

[trentacid008]

"That thing has a DICK!"

[spidermansidekick1]

did anybody ever watch this movie and wonder, "Where the hell is Atreyu?"

[tamenga88]

@spidermansidekick1

I wondered the exact same thing when I watched this movie.

After the movie ended I have a theory for his absence.

I think Atreyu, after realizing the direction the franchise was heading in part 3, went to the Swamps of Sadness and decided to DIE there rather than going through the suffering of even appearing in this horrible movie.

[c0mf0rta61ynum6]

@spidermansidekick1 Gesundheit...

[Scourgeiscool]

@spidermansidekick1 I did

[Kenpachazamaru]

Did he say that the name of the empress was lucario?

[BosskThePimp]

IM FUCKING THE DVD

[ErichoTTA]

How can Chinese New Year and Halloween be celebrated in the same week?

[sworddrage5]

I almost died if laughing wene NC teleported to fantasia

[jackstorm777]

"...looks like a pig that just ate Vince Vaughn"

That is the PERFECT way to describe how that guy looks!

[MrAnubis420]

... I gave in to the nasty XD

[Revan498]

2:07 Blockbuster buster eat your heart out.

[popasoda1900]

guys is there anything wrong with hiss website because anytime i go there it says 502 bad gateway but is this a problem with the website my computer or did the website get shut down

[Ruldolphmaker]

@popasoda1900 its me too so i guess its down.... its been acting weird for the last couple of days

[GregzillaGT]

@popasoda1900 Down for me too. It must be a problem on their end.

[turtlespwnedyourass]

Yes, critic. weep. Weep for the brain cells that were destroyed to make this abomination.

[TheRandomkid321]

I SAID NO CHUCK NORRIS AT THE SAME TIME HE DID!!!

[johnnyrockerfella]

rockvestite

[jcheung540]

12:47 orgasm

[thehorrorgeek1]

hey nc! we got the same hat!

[XeroVector]

1st No one can't run from jack black.

2nd No one want to run from jack black.

3rd Everyone love jack black xD

[Weegeeisgoingtokillm]

@XeroVector 4th Black Jack can kill Chuck Norris

[lonehanyou]

You know a movie's beyond terrible when the NC is sobbing hysterically...and the review hasn't even started yet!

[OGonawayWrestling]

@lonehanyou N-O-S-T-A-L-G-I-A C-R-I-T-I-C. It took me 20 seconds to type Nostalgia Critic WITH dashes. Dumbass

[lonehanyou]

@OGonawayWrestling What do you want a cookie?

Lighten up, dude.

[crh2010]

the sad part about this film is that, the teeny poppers would flood the theaters to see this garbage (hint Twilight)

[crh2010]

"the nasty" isnt that a sexual refence?

[TerryB01]

Poor sharkD:

[Tahkaullus01]

...this is jumping the shark, coming back, raping it, eating it's flesh, consuming it's soul, mounting it's head on the wall, AND THEN DOING IT TO TWELVE MORE FUCKING SHARKS JUST TO BE SAFE!!!

The thing is, I agree with him. The rock biter got fucked over

[quasimoto270]

damn he went HAM on that piece of shit movie

[JefteNintendoNerd]

He's fuckin' the movie!!

[flipcamgamer]

9:49 IT AIN'T POSSIABLE!!!

[HulloCharlie]

Okay buddy try not to laught at the beginning -_- the crying is laughing. You're a funny spaztactic person and I agree WITH YOU 100%!!!!

[Retrogamer712]

Okay try takeing a shot everytime you hear the word "Fuck" Warning it may kill you from oding on booze XD

[Skratche17]

Eeewwwwgh....

DON'T EVER mix two packs of ramen noodle soup flavoring with the same amount of water and noodles as a single serving.

Fucking salty as hell...

[KHBAM]

Ya know, I used to work at Home Depot, and if a man walked in insanely giggling to himself, I would NOT sell him a crowbar!

[GeneDz]

@KHBAM What if he was Gordon Freeman? Headcrabs won't kill themselves.

[dekead]

Right after the end credits scene, I was like 'yep, he's lost it!'

[SkullHeroLord]

8:29 - It's my story and I say that we return to Fantasia to escepe the Nast-y-y-z-z!

[mlpman246]

DAMN! He went Gordon Freeman on that DVD!

[dulaang1]

26:41 jim carrey move =)

[Kuceman]

DEVIL HORNS IN THE THUMBNAIL! \m/ >o< \m/

[screwattackg1]

Yeeeeeeah.... i think this one pushed him over the edge....

[ScrubmanLowell]

When the Nostalgia Critic destroyed the DVD, I laughed a tear! XD

[TheRaptorsaur]

why does that dude at 15:25 looks so much like megamind?????they have the same clothes and simmilar heads.creepy :P

[vgmaster9]

Imagine if there was a TNES 4 when Bastion is in college. Also, 666 comments WOOT!

[Pictoron]

jack black had one bad unibrow

[mastersilverlake]

i feel so bad for doug he had to watch a movie that cursed my childhood and made my memories of the neverending story fade into oblivion

[ArtsyAmyStars]

"WHY THE HELL ARE YOU IN THIS MOVIE? JUST LEAVE!" XD