HOWTO: Open A Beer Bottle With A Piece Of Paper

[dj14Odin]

Do you got a life?

[ketty127]

wow,amazing..-.-'

[cis1986]

You're a lifesaver! I was too lazy to get a bottle opener in the kitchen xD

[The89sinke]

take a look how we opened a beer with out head

watch?v=oIP6WatN2M8

[MagickSerpentress]

I'm not being mean but... Why did I just watch this???

[TheyLiveWeObey]

u have to use the spine of the paper

[MetalHeadSippel]

Yeah, I saw a coin in there. Just open beers with your teeth like me, much easier.

[TheCODImpossible]

you can fold paper very well...

[LuckyIzzy659]

doesnt work for me

[andy010101legend]

i cut my self so many times while trying this



[ABisopht]

I found that the best way to open a bottle was to go down to the store and get a bottle opener.

[anonihamster]

I am youtubing this because I cannot be bothered to go downstairs to get an actual bottle opener... it'd probably take less time...

[realmofrunescape]

@anonihamster same

[Ekwenox]

@anonihamster and way less effort.

[zatux1]

Win.

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[AnimalxCore]

at 1:30 you can see a quarter in the paper.

[1nfamoustruth]

@AnimalxCore pause exactly at 1:31 can see it clearly

[issu100]

you don't like cold beer

[YuniYoshi]

Wow... (in a bad way)

[Brezenknacker]

KROMBACHER PILS the one and only!

[VSublimeV]

try and fold that piece of paper again I. FUCKING. DARE. YOU.

[joebmxx]

now try opening a razor sharp air sealed one we have over here in england!

[dominoslush]

wow. by the time i watch this whole clip i finished my beer

[Ho11aBackMatt]

thumbs up if you can open a beer with your hands.

[nekogarten]

Thumb up if you ever were so drunk you were sure that normal beer have had twist cap.

[MrEMinor]

dude you coulda had it open in 5 seconds with your teeth or a belt buckle

[TheKamillo666]

this isnt beer.. this is fucking bobofrut hah

[KonspiracyKrew]

What is right to the wine glasses?



[D4NI8L0]

I like how you keep your fabric softener next to your wine glasses

[FireguyNtx]

3 mil views for this POS? People are so f'in retarded.

[JOHNNYBFORYA]

@FireguyNtx did you come on here just to write that? if not you are officially one of the f'in retards haha idiot

[PETKKKO]

i hurt myself ty

[shaggyfeller]

thumbs up if you ever opened a beer with a quarter.

[doublerum1]

like a to do video for fags

[Sbljuan]

Huh learn sometging new everyday

[jackatack1107]

i want 1:57 of my life back

[pavkRN]

you can use a spoon or the handle of a fork to open a bottle...

[aries3531]

and that whole time while he was folding the paper i could j/ open it w/ my hand n chug the beer o hell maybe even two

[HumanCompound]

dumb, but nevermind...

[ron9287]

i prefer bottle opener

[quasarmeister]

Mmm, one of my favorite beers

[VetteKiller2002]

@quasarmeister me too

[kosmosleha]

If you really want some beer you can pretty much open the bottle with anything.

[masterkronixster]

WOW HOW LAME

[gingerbread185]

i would had been amazed if you used your eyelid

[spoonieDub]

booooo!!! i thought it was gunna be some cool trick to opening it

[collinshump]

This video should have been ten seconds long. It's not that hard to get a cap off.

[justsobella]

If a grown man has to use that much force there's no way I can do that lol.

[arcadia4819]

Fancy freakin bottle of beer!!!

[ERICWAGNERSLUCID]

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

[StorminAOE3]

very chewl but idk any situation i would be in where i would have a piece of paper and not some better object to use.... credit card.... keys.... knife... penis....

[mars1423]

the title says 'HOWTO: Open A Beer Bottle With A Piece Of Paper' and thats what he shows you, so why the fuck thumbs down?

[WWF4200]

you know what's eve more impressive? Opeing in with your hand ......... ADURRRRR

[spawndewd]

Who the hell carries paper with them? Use yer teeth man.

[morphyis]

how fucking retarded!

[marcmantione]

No shit wtf

[09victoryrc]

WTF just put the edge of the lid on the edge of the table and hit the top.

[YaBudala]

Instead ov waistin time and if your out with ya m8s useally someone will have a lighter not paper so wat hes done with the paper a lighter does better ;)

[52vampirelove]

what a fake..., u know when he pulls his hand up he puts something in the paper... whatever...

[Blitz9287]

@52vampirelove

No fake, try it yourself it actually works , i tried it just for the lolz

[konajgreg65]

OMG !!!!! i just gave away my box of blank copy papers! O_o

[NisPimP]

this shit is weak

[dacrd]

bounce smells good

[kwant2]

aa

[broman113]

...poor man's bottle opener...also you might have to be pretty sober to actually do this

[TXROCKHOUND900]

@broman113 lmao

[DUHFUNKIEPURPLEHIPPO]

@broman113 just did it drunk as fuck!

[broman113]

@DUHFUNKIEPURPLEHIPPO cool! i bet coming to youtube to post that was your top priority!

[DUHFUNKIEPURPLEHIPPO]

@broman113 not really man, just watched the video and did it. sorry to burst your bubble

[broman113]

@DUHFUNKIEPURPLEHIPPO oh ya you burst my bubble...i will have to write to congress to see how much they give a fuck

[DUHFUNKIEPURPLEHIPPO]

@broman113 ...

[deeryrobert]

fail



[reereno]

are those joints on the cutting board??

[skar890]

@reereno Your like a 11 year old arnt you...Anyone can tell those arnt joints...

[reereno]

@skar890 You like WAYYYYY tooo serious arent you, you kinda took that to heart O_o .....

[skar890]

@reereno No im just allergic to stupid shit.

[silverbullet4242011]

it was easy... i can open that bottle with the use of my cigarrete lighter..

[RitzDaCracker1]

@silverbullet4242011 yup.....lighters are definatley the best alternative to a bottle opener

[foxglove294]

SO.....MUCH....FOLDING O.o

but very helpful lol

[Kapernakus07]

WHY!!!

[iRant4u]

After all that hard work, why not have a beer?

[spakwelt]

I'm way to drunk to do this

[daynawaii]

or just use your keys...

[agford]

i just wasted 1min and 55 sec's of my un-guaranteed life watching this video

[wptoler1]

I always keep Bounce next to my wine....never know when you will need to soften it up!

[iviewaz]

Or just use a dryer sheet.

[flanlemonjello]

why did I watch that? why did I read all those comments? why are YOU reading this?? where's my ipad? man.. technology sucks.

[jonnycash890]

one thing smokers got advantage of non smokers - we got lighters

[fredbatschelet]

there goes the rainforest!!!

[illusion887]

where do I find this piece of paper in a bar?

[ninocolato1987]

why do people post shit like this man? Fuckin retards!

[BUCEnGAR]

This is fuckin retarded.

[Johnedwarddalton]

im sure that beer is a twist cap too :P

[SevereTStormWarning]

nice camera for 06 :D

[elZee68]

I want two minutes of my life back

[uglycotton]

my dad has done this before lol kinda cool if you neva seen it before

[ektan2010]

Thanks for sharing.

[sheepfinger]

the only good beer from mexico



[basher136]

Note to Self : Don't Forget to buy a bottle opener, we dont want them tree huggers to come chain thier selfs to my house after they see just what i used the a4 paper for...

[podikostoifado]

so stupid!!!!!!



[TheBargar]

may be some one needs to take that bottle and open his head.... Well you know what they say !!! give a guy a bottle beer he can drink, give a guy a bottle of beer , a vid cam and access to you tube. and he turns in to a prick

[awesomeashe]

@hail11B lol a little bit racy there

[InnateAmbitions]

@1d1scr1m1nate sorry...I was immediately counting folds! :)

[diodio1964]

why dont u use a bottle opener ?

[Verviness]

@diodio1964 Ever been in a place drinking a beer or soda where no one has a bottle opener? This is HANDY

[guy99zer]

Amazing bottle opener origami. yup

[Soulzarath1]

I LIKE TURTLES

[DeathMetalRegulator]

fair one

[xjboogzx]

stupid...i jus use my empty beer bottle or the beer bottle cap.

[leavesghosts]

Bics light my square, and then open my beer.

[Garworinth]

i can do it like that with a Bic cigarette lighter and dont need to fold it

[christarwind]

wwtf!

[S311h00d]

use a bic lighter bro!

[pogpog28]

You can open it using your hand by twisting the cap for that beer clearly has twist-off cap. Try that on a pry-off cap beer and i will circumcise again (in front of you) using your rusty knife with no anesthesia if you can open it using a paper. R!

[shullmaster3000]

Why do you keep your dryer sheets next to your wine bottles?

[jrichholland]

Well done sir.



[ninjalette6969]

@bobby21202 o i already can ;) and its all without your paper shit

[Imareject1]

I woulda laughed so hard if he just twisted the cap off and we just spent the whole time watching him fold paper

[BlazzingSaber]

@Imareject1 Now that you've said it ROFLMAO

[XJordanx89]

why go through all that trouble when you can get a bottle opener

[mrtracy1987]

i can do that with my dick

[sirraplease]

You can do that with a lighter.

[DJHELIX100]

THAT WAS SOOOOOOO QUICK!!!!!!!

[DarkHorux2119]

WTF! 2 min to open a bottle of beer? It will take you all night to get drunk

[frankraleman]

Terrible beer! Almost as badd as the beer that smells like skunk! Corona! Drink Sol! Its the best!

[alex98765456789]

he is having more difficulty folding the paper than opening the bud..

[MaximusCritter]

Handy if you're drinking somewhere that has no bottle opener.

[ofirgi]

HOWTO: waste your time insted drinking beer

[zombi3killer1]

@ofirgi if its so time wasting then why watch the video and comment on it

[ofirgi]

@zombi3killer1 well probably because im a youtube junky and will watch anything available its a real problem i think i need help

[kierann1000]

i could of had a shit and went and got something to eat

[kierann1000]

@kierann1000 bye now

[gmanpeterson381]

or since your already in the kitchen....just grab a bottle opener

[MetalUpYourAssTV]

@gmanpeterson381 aka Wife

[BlowItByTheOZ420]

@gmanpeterson381 isnt the woman supposed to be in the kitchen?

[gmanpeterson381]

@BlowItByTheOZ42 not if he is dating a post opp tranny

[69wesson69]

He once loved Origami now its all about the booze!

[21tAto12]

ITS CALLED A BOTTLE OPENER

[yankee2013]

@21tAto12 ITS CALLED CANT FIND IT RIGHT NOW MINOR

[orcslayer006]

Try that after you've drank a few and see how it goes.

[FuzzyFuzzBall1]

weird i keep my dryer sheets in the kitchen too! :x

[MrSimmo092]

i was doing that when i was 12 am 48 now! could of used a bottel of bud!

[SgtBlown]

@MrSimmo092 Your 48 But you can't spell Bottle Rofl.

[theblade82]

you could have just made a video with a line in it,that says,fold a piece of paper as hard as you can,and open your beer...

[BillyB4d4ss]

That was not classy at all. You spent all that time making a lame looking wad of paper, and then you bent it on your first try. LAME.

[SuperFablefreak]

bartender does it for me.

[davanablossom]

can i have some chocolate please:))

[robbyalp]

Why are there so many dislikes? Are peoples vivid and retarded imaginations setting themselves up for something special?

[MrPzeps]

1 month later ... omg

[landervast]

I can do that with the cable of a spoon a fork or knife, why would I spend time folding a piece of paper, besides if you have a table you can use the edge of it.

[RiorXD]

@landervast ???? the cable of a spoon fork or knife?????? utensils have cables now

[landervast]

@RiorXD sorry lollolol I meant the handle, in Portugal we say "cabo" for the handle of something, it kinda sounds like cable

[landervast]

@RiorXD and in Portuguese the word for cable and the word for handle are the same.

Cable - Cabo , Handle - Cabo

[RiorXD]

@landervast ooo i got it. :p

[ramunno]

or you could have set it on the edge of the counter and just banged the top.. just sayin.

[jontysonya176]

FAIL

[Arront147]

I could have opened 20 in the space of that 1!!!!!

[MyMrpeanuts]

bouuhououhouhou :'( I woke up when you opened the bottle

[scoozlemehfizzleyosh]

If your a caveman this will work great, if your normal it's called a bottle opener -.-

[xHMFxGaming]

@scoozlemehfizzleyosh what happens if your at home and cant find a bottle opener

[GuitarManiac1998]

OR, really simple solution, get a bottle opener?? Just an idea......

[818chamillitary]

1:29 FAIL

[jnagreen31]

I'm just glad he picked it up at the end so I could see it was really open =)

[XxDrago16xX]

Just carry that bitch around in your pocket, whip it out when no ones looking (Thats what she said), and pretend you opened it with your hand.

[amorgus]

Well, all I have succeeded in doing is ripping a gash across my knuckle. Thanks for that!

[undernetpolice]

chuck norris can open a beer bottle with an unfolded paper. Then wipe his ass with is

[GirlyPantsNL]

In this time i could have mined iron ore, melted it and molded it into a bottleopener

[djdeimos1]

took this guy forever to fold a fucking piece of paper.

[ManitobaScott]

someone should have told him it was a twist off

[protozerox]

looks like its time for me to win some bets at a party :)