7 Things-Edward Cullen Version

[neram2008567]

if you dont like twilight then why the fuck do you know so much about it you idiot.

explain that .

[dogygreen]

I read the books and I have friends who are twipreps. This video was made over a year ago. I do not like twilight, now. Idiot.

[dogygreen]

People read the freaking description box..

[girlyfree500]

u suck... its ok i know you cant help it. but just dont post any videos thats would really help. help u not get made fun of and help us keep our fucking ear drums! who am i kidding u suck and so does this song!

[makeupfreak1234]

god dammit, read the description box! she doesnt sing like this and its just a joke

[RealInkyBird98]

ok

1.u SUCK AT SINGING!

2. u cant EVENT lip sing

3. ur ugly

4. ur never gonna be funny, or cool

5. chood lyrics that make sense

6. IN 1:17 SHE HIT HERSELF WITH THE PAPER! U IDIOT 7. UR REALLLLYYY REALLLY UGLY 8. FAT 9. U HAVE 2 CHINS

10. AND NO CHANCE WITH EDWARD

[girlyfree500]

and Rosalie cant even cry.......wow, Edward wouldnt date a moron!!!!!!! and can you at least make ur lyrics make a little sense!!!!!!!!!!

[dogygreen]

. . .

[joannah18star]

it sucks.....srry

[girlyfree500]

Your singing sucked and the words didn't make sence and You have no reason making fun of Edward cuz he's to good for u

[dogygreen]

I'm not making fun of him. It was a joke my friend & I made up.

[jillilan1997Jonasluv]

seriously y waste ur time people making vids about twilight?!?

[dogygreen]

This was made over 2 years ago. Before twilight was famous.

[NickiPitt]

u r u not an edward fan so back off

Points about this song

+Ya can't sing

+you have no good words in this song

+no humor +Your not his type edward or robert pattinson

GIVE UP GIRL U HAVE NO CHANCE!!!!!!!!!

[dogygreen]

I DO NOT LIKE HIM.

[shikakouchiha]

that was hilarious and awesome at the same time

[kaylaschlumbrecht]

well i dont like that you said rose, but i liked the lyrics

[linzeyluv]

rosalie is his sister

[Vampiresskorina]

not techanielly.

[linzeyluv]

i know that

[TwilightCrazy4eva]

Edward Didnt Go Out With Rose! but that was rly funny babe lol xoxo

[Vampiresskorina]

Actually the guy who plays edward, went out with: The girl who plays rose And The girl who plays Esme!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Vampiresskorina]

yes he went out with the girl who plays rose

[ChiiCaKiiTTy0720]

LMFAOOOO!!! "yuh make emmet look smart" LMAO epic!!

[xloveablemex26]

my favorite part is when u say " u make emmett look smart"

[counterstriker8ps]

fake

[thefuturenikkicullen]

Edward doesn't like Rose!

[dogygreen]

As a friend he does..

Read the description box.

[mayjaz209]

SUCKY

[hockeyjety]

your liping is off and miley sucks

[dogygreen]

I know.

[heavenlybird]

pssh Miley Cyrus is an ugly slut face whore

[dogygreen]

agreed.

[needsomeonetoluv]

also agreed.

[Bamagirl010]

AGREEEE!

[dogygreen]

So do you, apparently.

[TwilightBellaLover45]

nice but hate u!

[dogygreen]

Wtf?

[Tomtantime]

DA PEVIUSSSS

[Tomtantime]

learn to sing....

U LITTLE EEJIT,

STATE OF YA, DONT SPEAK BADLY OF JACOB.

at least edward likes bella.

nobody likes you.

NEVER WRITE SONGS.

[dogygreen]

I don't sing like that. Learn some manners.

[trclproductions]

who the fuck is ur sponsors

[sakoyamarien123]

u suck

[roxxie6venom]

edward is not sexy

[sparkle5599]

i totally with you edward is ugly! haha u suck! bad singer

[dogygreen]

Thank you!

[trclproductions]

lol did you like record the song before hand and then try to lipsing it because your lips are nto matching the song

[dogygreen]

Yes. It messed up.

[neram2008567]

This is weird no offense =]

[dogygreen]

None taken.

[beautyqueen120]

it really looked like you were lip syncing.

[sparkle5599]

i know it looks like shes lip singing. hahaha i dont think shes a singer lol

[dogygreen]

I was. The computer messed everything up.

[destined2bebossy]

lolz. u kinda suck at singing no effence. but other then tht it was pretty cool

[dogygreen]

I don't sing like that, hun. The computer messed it up.

[lilystar9876]

OMG! ur sooooooo HORRIABLE at singing! no a fence... u should get singing lesson... and this is sooo fuck gay! - used to be ur best friend...

[luv2sing6]

bitch!

[luv2sing6]

i wasn't talking about u noena! i was talking anout lilystar9876

[kaylaka7]

u dont say that 2 a friend. she aint horrible at singin, shez better than u r nd at least shez got the gutz 2 sing. ur just baggin on her koz ur jealous. ur the one whoz gay. go skip through the meadow with ur mother, she wantz in ur pantz.

[dogygreen]

Do you have nothing better to do than hate on me?

[20Hairspray07]

i like jasper too

[XxXEdwardCullenXx]

jeez u add a lot of stuff like his pants fell down Sexiest??? What are u 6???

[dogygreen]

What are you stupid?

Read the description box.

[lexilover10]

omg u um suck and this is so fucking gay its not even cool

[musikceepsmegoing]

WOW. Ur a freak and u suck at singing, sorry. do u seriously have nothing better to do.

-with love.

musikceepsmegoing <3

[THEMinerva]

Do you seriously have nothing better to do than hate on people who have the guts to enter a parody competition?

[TwilightHPLuvr]

this is kinda really stupid

[luv2sing6]

lol! awesome! this autumn bby the way.

From 'Lexi':

OOECD!!!!! =D *inside joke*

[alejandrita94]

omg. my ears hurt!!!!!!!

[MrsSpunkRansom101]

i agree with alejandrita94 gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[alejandrita94]

i'm glad someone agrees, i mean why would u hate edward cullen!!! and her voice is horribleeee lol lol

[alejandrita94]

gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[MrsSpunkRansom101]

i agree wit you

[OMGOMG123HeHeHe]

i like the lyrics

[XxtwistedestinyxX]

get some help no offence nice try xxx nothing personal xxxx

[hpfannumber1]

lol that was cute :)

[lunaz205]

i dont get it.since when does rose like edward.and i mean the first thing she heard him say was that she is stupid

[xoxoxAngelxoxox]

She changed the storyline a little for the song :)

Great parody :)

[kiomiknockout]

5 stars because you're pretty. :D

[dogygreen]

Aw. Thanks you.

You're nice.

n_n

[Mrswitlock]

hehehe

[tennyl101]

u r retarded

u sing horrible!!!

edward doesnt like u

he likesme!!!!

[Mrswitlock]

you wish, he likes Bella!

[thebiggestxflirt]

oh my god, this is so adorable, I love it <33.

[RandomxThingsx3]

i read all the books

ok well i have like 256 pages left of the last one

thats so gay

i thought rosealie liked edward but he was a jerk

wtf ur gay

and a newsflash

i think you need to get off youtube and get shocel

go dig a hole to the center of the earth come out when you actually read all the books

[dogygreen]

Hey.. Read the description..

[veronicaz4edward]

lol it's akward and silent cuz jake's pant's fell dwn..

[jamba37]

aww , newer listen up your own sing?

[imdawildone]

that was GAY!

[dogygreen]

So are you.

Haha. XDD

JK JK JK

[PicaSSoArTT]

Dont EVER SAY THESE WORDS: THE _________ THINGS I hate ABOUT YOU. Neva say u hate EDWARD!!!! JASPER ALL THE WAY!!!! HIP_HIP_HOORAY!!! JASPER ALL THE WAY!!!!

[dogygreen]

It's a joke.

I don't hate him.

*much* XD

[smilinhottie]

lol it makes sense!

[dogygreen]

Why thank yah.

You are nicee.

(:

[dogygreen]

that's good.

;D

[cutiepie8844]

um i would probably like it better if it made a little more sense cuz i didnt understand what it meant by "You love Bella, You like Rose" it really made no sense but other then that it was pretty good

[dogygreen]

Thanks.

But he only likes Rose as a friend.

[pompeldemoes]

xD i like the part when you sing and the sexiest thing i like about you ..you're a vampire xD i like it

[dogygreen]

thanks.

My friend Minerva helped me on that part.

;D

[JonasBrothers6871]

wow you make no sense!

[dogygreen]

is that a compliment?

cause I'm taking it as one.

[mollybug12]

That is awesome!

[dogygreen]

Thanks yah.

^,...,^

[sherylcenshuyun]

um...

not that hilarious, but still good.

[dogygreen]

I'll take that as a compliment, I guess.

XD

[amylaraine]

Hey your good! And i love your shirt lmfao !

[dogygreen]

Thanks.

n_n

[jonasbrothers445]

u suck

[funnypeeps95]

doggygreen u die, got it.

[BlackHoleRedemption]

Afterall This Was The First PEOPLE!

[BlackHoleRedemption]

You know what. Forget them.

Make more PARODIES!

[SkinnyJeansLovee]

i know its a joke and what not but you really are bad dearest. -.-

[dogygreen]

well. I know.

but this was my first parody and I just had to belt it out.

XD

[Pancakes2137]

Half of it didnt rhyme, but its was interestingggg

[floridaluver08]

lol, that was pretty good!

[gooberluver10]

HE DOESNT LIKE ROSALIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dogygreen]

As a friend. Maybe I should explain better.

[JGFilms777]

wow. . . . interesting

[voc11181993]

umm you are crazy.

i have read all 4 books and Edward says he ingores Rosaline most of the time (Hello have you see the movie?) Ok Roasline is nice in the 4th book (so far) and edwards brothers are so nice!! emmett is like a big teddy bear protector and jasper is so funny!!

[DogLuver000]

LOL! i love it!!!

[lallyboi]

ur miming it

real bad

i could od betta

no offence

[dogygreen]

I know.

It was hard to remember which part was which.

None taken at all.

(:

[bellaedwardinlove]

NO FENSE... THIS SUCKS EGGS!!!

[noah719]

it doesn't suck it just sucks because it's noena

[dogygreen]

Bradley!

[jddrew97]

U SUCK

[rayanarubinsztajn]

hahahaha! that was a good one!

[funnypeeps95]

good job lol see you at church noena

[lilzizi212]

so true! luckily my boy-friend if sort of like him [minus the whole vampire part] [L-O-L]

[minamo96]

ok reading some for the comments IM 12 ( yes i no it says im 14) but iv read them nerly every one in my class let alone my school has read them (even my mum)but hun i cant stand up for the singing im sorry but the jasper bit was good and the part were it ended

[dogygreen]

I don't sing like that in Real Life. The computer messed it up.

[narutofan4552]

w......t......f0-0

[lalajackelyn]

ahaha.

[kaylaka7]

i thot i wuz really good, an dnt pay no attention 2 the stupid ppl who sed it wuz bad.

ily

[JojoMnstr]

Just 1 thing, jasper NOT a jerk!!!!! Emmit maybe, but Not Jasper!!!!

[Stargirly27]

lol okay, cool video, its funny, i like it^^

[Brookiebabi13]

I lovee edward. :) good job noena. ily so much add me as a friend plzzzzzz!

[Twilight611]

ummm... you gave it a good try. i know its hard trying to make up things like that. It could be better but just my opinion. I love edward cullen too.

[Aleash89]

Don't listen to all the haterz. I think you sang great, and I understand what you're trying to get across in the Twilight song PARODY.

[awshumness]

ok u cant sing u were so off key my ears hurt, the lyrics r dnt work, nd he doesnt like rose! Rose loves Emmett, and arnt u a little young to read the books? i mean seriously. they are made for Teens not..children like you and WTF sponsers!?!? LOL that made me laugh with that voice how could u get sponsers HAHAHHA

[pupluver413]

ur retarded. that stunk. u ruined the song. and the emmet joke. never fit in.

buz of. u stink. don't try.

no one likes that song. terrible lyrics. don't even fit.

[THEMinerva]

Love puppies. Hate people.

Got it.

[chicitita113]

whos dieing oh my bad its your singing

[lilbluehersheykiss]

piss off who names u queen of the overinflated vocal critics? u cant even spell CHIQUITITA right, dumbass.

[lilbluehersheykiss]

no no the other people

[dogygreen]

Oh. Okay. It kinda confused me.

:D

[claire405]

Edward never cheated on bella tanya likes edward Rosalie loves Emmet not Edward and Rosalie only likes Edward as a brother And edward likes her as a sister. Get got it good. And why write a song about how much you hate Edward btw that was hard to say any way if you want him to be yours. This song makes no sence. And anyone who doesnt like edward they can just go die! Along with jacob he can go die to

[Aleash89]

I don't think in the song she's saying she really hates Edward. From what I understand, she wants to hate him because he's not real, among other things, but there really is no way she can. Look at the third chorus: "The seven things I like about you".

[dogygreen]

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. For understanding!

[Brookiebabi13]

awwhh noena!!

hey this is awesome ily girl

:)

brookie

[drjoneslol]

omg edward is awsome!!

[soccergrear876]

cREEP.hES nEVER gONNA cHOOSE yOU

[dogygreen]

I know he rocks.

I KNOW! It's a SONG!

I don't even like him.

*much*

[dogygreen]

Okay. First off. ITS A FREAKING JOKE!

Duh! he's not gonna choose me. HE'S A FICTIONAL CHARACTER BASED ON STEPHENIE MYERS IMAGINATION!

[THEMinerva]

*Giggles* hahah. You're fighting over a fictional character.

[soccergrear876]

Oh Come On.!!!!!!

EDWARD ROCKS.!!

xD

[sharrdoll]

pff. Edward's freaking hot.

[Twilightheartangel]

NEVER HATE ON EDWARD ahhhhhhhh

[dogygreen]

I don't. Don't worry.

:DD

I love Edward C.

[Aka. Spunk Ransom]

Its just a parody.

[dogygreen]

I'm not.

Its a JOKE!

[Twilightheartangel]

lol cool...

[blondepplxprodutions]

ummmmm its oaky..

[babivampire4ever]

kewl but where are the lyrics?

[dogygreen]

It will take me a while to type them up.

(:

Sorry!

[babivampire4ever]

Well good luck anyway in the contest :D

[dogygreen]

Thanks Doll. (:

Keep Jasper, By The Way.

xP

[babivampire4ever]

That makes me feel better that I don't have to fight for him. Thx

[Tuquies]

Good Editing..creative!

[dogygreen]

Thank you!

[THEMinerva]

THE LAST COMMENT NO POSTY.

As I was saying, loved it. You look adorable. Loved the finishing chorus :D And you edited well ;)

*Favorited*