Boil 'em (Potatoes)

[Jamesnostalgiakid]

All the while Frodo is facepalming Sam.

[GreyGrimGrave1]

No one knows what Taters is really. They are an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, boiled, mashed and stuck in a stew :)

[pwendersk]

I love buttering up some taters and slide around on the floor with them like some slippery soap

[OureaPictures]

@pwendersk ME TOO



[nachocheese154]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ha

[ShailiahApAizen]

And after all of this, Golem still doesn't get it.

[TheJmister99]

what can you do with potatoes again sorry

[ExtraFrogX]

20 potatoes saw this video.

[FinalUforia]

@Jeremmy123 the laws of middle earth prohibit the roasting of potatoes. Boiling, mashing, and stewing really are your only options. Even fries and raw potato are frowned upon. :P

[KurtHummelXx]

This made my whole life complete! :D

[phrikaphrak40k]

Mo' naked hoes

[bombah94]

Boil 'em, Mash 'em, Stick 'em in a stew!

[RachyPond]

Im pretty sure sam wise, that there are more than 3 things to be done with potatoes

[Shadowscale138]

So, what do you do with potatoes again?

[Frankifyful]

I used to cook potatoes, but then i got a potato thrown at my knee.

[skjaldulfr]

@Frankifyful Really? Well I used to boil potatoes like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

[NeonWhiteRainbow]

I love this video! :D :)

[ladoman117]

Po tat os

[meantism]

Must.. kill.. Lincoln

[Macedonfreak]

Like a boss

[Jeremmyy123]

He forgot you could roast them.

[koolnomi95]

The national athem of Ireland!

[feanor921]

@koolnomi95 ROFL

[zangarbrandon]

WHATS TATERS EH?

[Standa95]

Nice work! :D

[Pozpenguin]

Stuck in my fuckin head.

[Kahaily]

The first thing I thought when I heard this was Splash'n Boots

[RocksterABC123]

Scientists haven't discovered what so called "taters" or "potatoes" are used for, where they came from,or what they are

[RatBowlz]

I love this video! Ha!

[fightinside1]

they're taking the potatoes to isengard!

[WolfcryX]

He never really answered the question... he just kind of described how to cook them.

[LalaCoolTV]

"Well, I like mine- MASHED POTATOES, damn it random guy!"

[UrukHai659]

Poor Gollum, never did find out what taters are

[Thandiel3791]

Boil 'em. mash 'em. Stick GLaDOS in 'em

[MegstarsSeedrians]

@Thandiel3791 EPIC WIN. XD

[amohotepv]

Thumbs up if you started saying "BOil em' mash 'em stick 'em in a stew" when he did

[WolfcryX]

He's like the bubba blue of potatoes.

[WolfcryX]

He forgot to bake them...

[RAYQUAZA8000]

I USED TO BOIL EM, but then i got hit by a potato in the knee.

[kowalajay]

yep... gollum is pretty dang dumb, coz after being told for 10 hours that the smeggin' hobbits are being taken to isengard, he spends nearly one and a half minutes asking what the hell potatoes are, and at the end he still doesn't know! smeeeeeg heeeeaaad!

[WolfcryX]

He's like Bubba from forrest gump when it comes to potatoes.

[SuperDoolz]

TATERS.

[Lamzicles]

Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew... :)

[waitwhatareyouasking]

he looks like Ron Weasley who agrees?

[TheOdokan]

wats taters

[Always4mallets]

To-ma-toes?

[Blazethecat1996]

Why am I watching this?

[Lukeyboy969]

So you boil them, and then you mash them, and then what?

[kowalajay]

@Lukeyboy969

were you not paying attention? you stick em' inna stew...

[kowalajay]

@Lukeyboy969 ... and presumably let them go off.

[elbenjo90]

TATERS EH?

[bman45101]

omg, this has got to be one of the funniest things I have ever seen

[Hannah12387]

Lmfao Haha

[TheF1arion]

I used to boil potatoes and stick em in a stew, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[Stratos311]

@TheF1arion whats with the new fashion with this frase? where is it from?

[TheF1arion]

@Stratos311 I do not know... it is just a funny phrase...

[mynnichi]

@TheF1arion it's from skyrim, and sorry, it got so old, so fast.

[Filthma]

@mynnichi I shat myself in realisation when a guard said that to me while I was playing Skyrim.

[losvaguertos]

My god i love it

[CreeperOnYourHouse]

POTaTOS. Boil her! Mash her! Stick her in a Long fall boot!

[ZaffireWolf]

Potatoes are what we eat. You want to eat a bunny rabbit? Potatoes are what we eat.

[The123Metronome]

BOIL'EM MASH'EM STICK'EM IN A STEW

[knowwhoiamyet]

14 people don't know what a potato is.

[Stratos311]

@knowwhoiamyet so... whats a potato?

[knowwhoiamyet]

@Stratos311 I dunno. I think it's something we comb our hair with. Don't quote me on that though.

[Wyvvern99]

The voices and the actors are out-of-synch I think :S but other than that it's great !



[TheFishingElf]

By the end of this video the word potatoes started to sound foreign.. :S

[jswarrior19]

Hahaha xD

[bobrocksurworld1]

Sorry, what's this song about again?

[Wacked420]

I cant believe I listened to the whole song

[troflmfao]

NEEDS LOOP NOW!!1



[doCtOrHx]

@troflmfao put "repeater" between youtube and .com in the link :D

[akatsukiaddict0827]

I was gonna bring you some potatoes, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[eaglesguy2036]

»»───knee───►

[GramerNatzi]

This video has to be a good 8 years old... Albinoblacksheep FTW.

[thefitz9009]

@GramerNatzi Its been years since ive been there.



[VVVandegere]

@GramerNatzi Albinoblacksheep where it at.  Or rather where it was... full of crap at the mo.

[Bigviking556]

like if you are eating potatoes!

[Legolas123ization]

Epic song but i dont like potatoes

[LegionSoldier999]

mo nakked hoes

[firstl99]

pitaters

[GamingGuides360]

he's actually saying, mo naked hoes.

[fletcher15453]

i used to like potatoes... then i took an arrow to the knee

[animeloverforlife44]

@Nikkirainbow7895 Alfred... :D

[TheChainsawArtist]

Makes you wonder if this stuff makes the actors laugh their asses off. Lol.

[PurlyDiluted]

Every American wants to be a damn comedian

[123NateDee]

@PurlyDiluted And why not? Comedy is on the cutting edge of human intelligence. This vid was about as funny as a hangnail.

[uchihaitachi365]

whats taters?!?!?!!?!

[minsqueeno2]

OH MY GOD I HAD THIS IDEA WHEN I FIRST SAW LOTR!!! Great job btw :)

[XanderComicsInc]

Just wait until Sam starts to feed Smeagol McDonald's french fries. Although, I'm not sure they actually use this natural "taters".

[florenmage]

When is Sam's next album coming out?

[xPugWitchx]

My favorite part was when he talked baout potatoes....

[reachforacreech]

@xPugWitchx not funny.very overdone

[BornToRockx]

I liked the part when he boiled them, mashed them and stuck them in a stew

[legolasglover]

wonderful 😒

[sarahjae8]

okkkkkkkkkkkkk :S

[seanx11]

Wait what are potatoes?

[CookieMonsterMunchie]

I'm like what the fuck but pissing myself at the same time(:

[nanakii85]

po-ta-po-po-ta-po-ta-po-po-ta-­toes!

[pureintellectual]

how did this get any likes?

[TheNafstar]

Tallentless spuds write abouts taters!

[deadlyNytshayd]

i crave po tay toez

[xinleiryu]

ya know if you turn the sound off and try to lip read, it looks like sam is saying "mo naked hoes." can hobbits be pimps?

[l4nc0r]

the seven dwarf lords disliked this video for some random reason that makes no sense.. deal with it. :P

[RedsroneRick]

Loop?

[thebignomnomface]

if this video was a potato... it would be a good potato

[CloverThatChick]

LMFAO this makes me love LOTR even more <3

[divixe1337]

Boil them smash them stick them with a toe.

[donnellia24]

that was pretty awesome =D well done

[TheGameVideoDude]

im inspired

[JHgamer101]

shit

[TheFreeMan1994]

???????

[crazyharry156]

0:01

Mo' naked hoes

[emperorsenshi]

MO NAKED HOES.

[popejohnstevens]

this remix is terrible.

[SiriusPunk]

what's taters eh?

[Snapscape]

This reminds me of the RiffTrax segment they did for this movie.

[christinalovescats]

genius!



[coresel]

mo naked hoes

[WNSCProductions]

i played this on xbox and now everyone cant get it out their heads haha

[TheDigitalDud]

epic

[Snapscape]

@Nikkirainbow7895 Like Miss Teen South Carolina.

[Punisherfan123]

@Nikkirainbow7895 Thanks, I'm Americcan. :)

[Punisherfan123]

@Nikkirainbow7895 Thanks, I'm American. :)

[Stevean2115]

@Nikkirainbow7895 .... no just no,.

[LieutenantPoncyHair]

@iBonje u mad

[chichiluigi]

@Nikkirainbow7895

we are pretty much able to make anything a joke .........

[Imabeatyouman]

@Nikkirainbow7895 you just made my day

[CaptJiggles]

@Nikkirainbow7895 it would be more of a compliment if someone who wasn't from america said that

[rcameronswindsor]

@Nikkirainbow7895 As an american I agree.

[franka64]

@rcameronswindsor As an American, you're also morbidly obese.

:(

[Scottx125Productions]

@Nikkirainbow7895 I think they just ruined it.

[RobRulz1231]

@Nikkirainbow7895 Well,that's great

[K1LL3RB1TCH]

oh gawd i love this...

[skylordbenic]

taters !!!!?!?!?!!!!!! :p

[Rman4099]

PO! TA! TOES!

[Hypastpist]

at this point anything can be mixed

[thecool702]

@Hypastpist this remix is like 5 or 6 years old. Saw it on ebaumsworld a long time ago lol

[knightace2002]

@thecool702 and it's still fukin' hilarious xDxDxD definately worth sharing lmao

[t3hn00bzor]

@thecool702 Honestly ever time someone says LoTR I think of this song I heard this song in the 5th grade loland yes on Ebaums world

[holobackfoo]

@thecool702 actually it's from albinoblacksheep but was put on ebaumsworld and credit was taken by them like everything on that site :)

[zmansister]

@thecool702 Ebaumsworld steals videos off the internet

Yeah, Eric Bauman is a fraud