My Top Yo Momma Jokes!!!

[waveinforcer]

yo mama feat so crusty when she step on the wooden floor it sounds like shes tap danceing yo mamas so fat the earthquake in hade was from her break danceing yo mama so fat she put her toe in water and japan had a suname yo mama so durty when she smells flowers the flowers say "o shit the dirts moving" yo mamas so fat that when she farts alacourt acuses her of globel warming yo mamas breath is th human tourch yo mama can only get a job melting choclate yo mamas breath is so hot it kiled dragons

[EMINEM6240]

yo momma so fat when she went skydiving she got stuck. :D

[EMINEM6240]

yo mama so fat she has to wear 2 watches cuz she covers 2 time zones :)

[Mr1xxx4]

boy better clean ur room and that closet

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[kableVEVO]

yo mamas so dumb she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.

[avantefoxx5]

Yo momma so fat when she walk past the t v i missed three shows

[blahblahblahzebras]

Yo mommas so fat that the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs (PS love the music)

[LASTxREDxBANDANAx]

Yo momma is so fat she sat on ipod and made an ipad

[gokuthe3]

yo mama so stupid she cheated on a pregnancy test

[MrPowerwithin17]

yo mammas so fat that the whales started singing "We are family,even though youre fatter than me.

[youngstrapful]

yo mommas breath stinks so bad, that her shit teeth residue, stinks like warm baby goat puke. -Arrow Matwick

[cdltt83]

yo jokes so bad they couldnt make a hyena laugh

[eliacraft]

not to be mean but yo mama so poor she steals other peoples oranges and uses the skin as a bra

[MrMuscleMam1105]

da right guy wins

[MrMuscleMam1105]

yo mama so ugly, wen she through a boomarang . . . IT DIDNT COME BACK

[MrMuscleMam1105]

@MrMuscleMam1105 no bad comments i posted dis before i noticed it was already in da vid

[dragonwizzy987]

Ya mom a so poor she went to Kfc an licked other people's fingers

[DXmanuelDevil1]

You can say Yo mama is sow fat she whot hit by a park car

[vlogblog99]

it should be fried chiken

[iFriskyyHD]

Your nose is so wide, you could put an elephants foot up it.

[xXSofaKingXx1]

yo momma so fat she puts lipstick on with a paint roller

[MsWayway1234]

YO MOMMA SO OLD SHE WENT TO DAYCARE WIT JESUS

[iwasbusysorry]

yo momma so fat she wore a red dress every boday yelled wats up coolaid

yo momma so ugly wen she steped out side she said were did every body go

yo momma so poor she got arrested for being homeless yo momma so poor i asked her if i cantake her home and she said yes so i came home with her box

[SaintsBeast1]

Basically u talkin bout your own mama fool and honestly the best part was was the fresh prince of bel-air song

[sneakyninja71]

your mamma so fat she hop on a rainbow an made skittles.

[GeoffreyStead]

yo momma so fat i had to roll of her twice.

yo momma so stupid she tried waking up the sleeping bag.

yo momma so fat, when she walked past the window i had no sunlight for 4 days.

yo momma so ugly, it looks like her face went on fire and she tried putting it out with a fork.

BITCH!

[DeepFriedRacoon]

yo mama so stupid she tried to throw a rock at a ground and missed

[JDWhinton]

you momma so fat, when she did a backflip, she hit jesus in the face

[lilman323ful]

your momma so dum she put 2 quarters in her ear talking about she listen to 50 cent

[TheDinosaur8]

Yo momma so stupid she sat on the t.v to watch the couch!

[eastsideog100]

Yo mama is so stupidd dat she climbed over glass to see wats on da other sidee

Yo mama is so fat she ate the apple off the ipodd

[eastsideog100]

Yo mama got one toe and one knee and they call her tonyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[pammie55555]

yo momma so fat when she went to the beach all the whales started singin " WE ARE FAMILY"

yo momma so ugly she opend the closet door n tha boogy man said "i quit"

yo momma so skinny when she turned to the side huuu where she go..?

yo momma so ugly her birth cirtificate is actually an apolagy from the condom factory :P

[kanojonny]

Yo MOMMA Is so UGLY She Made A Blind Kid CRy

Yo MOmma Is so dumb she Put Two quarters TO HER EARS and thought she was listening to 50 cents

Yo MOMMA IS so Old SHE farts DUST!

YO MOMMA Is so Ugly HER reflection QUIT!

Yo MOMMA is SO stupid SHE HEARD Chilly OUtside and ran OUT WITH the Spoon and with A BOWL!

[TheRealKidAtomic]

Yo momma teeth so yellow when she drack water it turn in to lemenad

[wattsdoreen1]

So Mama So Poor When I Saw Her With One Shoe On I Asked Her "Lost A Shoes?" And She Said "Nope Just Found One".Here Is Another One; Yo Mama So Fat I Took A Picture Of Her 5 Years Aqo And Its Still Printinq =.=

[thefirstbeast]

yo mama so ugly, not even goldfish smile back!!

[pooyou99]

yo mamma so fat when she went to the movie theater she sat next to everyone

[scarface0513]

yo mama so fat when she saw a mcdonalds she said hallalooya praise the lord

[scarface0513]

@scarface0513 like if think my joke is better then all of his

[gukosupersain]

wttf, i dont get anything,ouff black accient



[jesseloverforeever]

Yo mama's so ugly, even the boomerang didn't come back to her.

[captainprice117]

your mom is so fat ive known her all my and still havent seen the rest of her!

your mom is so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch!

[yomammajoker369]

yo mamma so fat she got her blood test done and the doctor said "i cant believe its not butter"

[crazyvids0429]

yo mommas teeth are so yellow i cant believe its not butter

[jwhite77100]

yo blackass mommas so ugly the godfish crackers didnt smile

[iamabeast4life]

ur not funny

[iamabeast4life]

yo jokes so lame yo mama say em better

[allforable]

Tell yo mama to clean her dick your mouth are smells!

[royalskid77]

yo mama so fat when she said she wanted a water bed, so they put a blanket over the pacific ocean

[madWogboy]

yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scales it said one at a time please

[madWogboy]

yo mama so fat she had to get baptised in sea world

[madWogboy]

here's one,

yo mama so fat that when she stepped on the scales it said to be continued

[RamboJesusFTW]

yo mama is so stupid, when she was a adventurer she took an arrow to the knee

[denniskevinjesse4]

Yo Moma Soo Dumb She Needs Lipstick To Make'Up Her Mind

[cambell261]

yo mama so fat she took a photo last mounth and its still printing

[cambell261]

yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it



[lilsupasoker]

Yo mama so fat her picture heavy

[micheal683]

your mamma she was crazy  as hell that she throw her self from the windows

[LILWITEFITZ]

Yo mamas so fat that when I try to drive around her I run out of gas

[tyler0292]

Your mums so ugly, when she walks in to a bar all of the people hit her and laugh

[ElijahMcCutcheon]

Yo mamma so ugly she makes chuck Norris cry.

[AlmostRuined]

Yo mama so poor she can't even pay attention!

[TheSuicideCow]

@AlmostRuined stole from southpark fag!

[AlmostRuined]

@TheSuicideCow hahah.. so i can't use it then...? are you a stupid fool..?

[TheSuicideCow]

@AlmostRuined just saying 2 thin gs and tey are both tru

[AlmostRuined]

@TheSuicideCow i ain't no faggot... you would like that, you homo

[TheSuicideCow]

@AlmostRuined :trolface: nice comeback!

[calebdipietro]

yo mama so harry she got afros on her nipples

[Lindaissel]

yo mama so stupid she sticked bateries up her butt and she said I GOT THE POWER

[catdaddy51327]

put one like this your mom is so ugly hotel mangers use her pic to keep away rats

[wUtAhuNNii]

you mama so fat even dora can't explore her

[lexxi803]

hahhaahahhahahahah yo mama so strong she blew a bubble from a now and later and the pretty dang strong

[spidermorph7]

Yo momma so fat when she jumped she got stuck in the air XD

[bbrazy009]

Yo momma is so fat she sat on the toilet and it said abcdefg get yo fat ass off of me

[289rouge]

can u say that or did u all ready say that ?

[289rouge]

yo mama so poor she got hit by parked car!!

[kittykoops]

Yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

[kittykoops]

Yo mama so dumb, she got hit by a feather and told the police that she got mugged

Yo mama so ugly she stuck her face out the window and got arrested for mooning

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and got marked absent

Yo mama fat she sat on the bible and Jesus came out and said "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!"

[LIBRADEEVA]

yo mamma so poor when i stepped through the front door i ended up in the back

[myrsaccs]

You Got A Lil Something On Ya Eyelash .

[vorteXGaming123]

yo mama's so poor she waves around an ice pop and calls it air conditioning

[TheSIOMANI]

Yo momma so ugly she looked in the mirror and called Animal Control

Yo momma so old she knew burger king while he was just a prince

Yo momma so poor she cant pay attention

Yo momma so fat god cant pick up her soul

[navamark8]

Yoo momma so old shes in Jesus yearbook

Yoo momma so poor she went to burger king nd licked other ppl finger

[TheBucksfan2000]

gay



[TheBucksfan2000]

Fagat

[shredderslayer263]

yo mama so stupid she made u as an orphan

[Breashortstuff18]

yo momma so fat her blood types ragu

[jlozano705]

this is my favorite joke yo momas so ugly she scared freedy kruger out of her dreams

[xxXmonkeybananasXxx]

@jlozano705 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHA NICE

[kelvinelvakano]

u Nice

[triickmaster246]

The shittiest yo momma jokes of all time. Thanks, I gotta put them on my "NEVER USE THOSE INLESS YOU HAVE NO CHOICE" list.

[Niksukii]

you cant own me with those your jokes O_O

[tanumyclan]

yo mama is so fat that when she farts dust comes out of her but

[CodyLite21]

Yo Momma's House Is So Nasty, When She Tried To Kick The Rats Out, They Held Up A Piece Of Paper And Said 'Nu-Un We On A Lease!'

[16danielable]

your ugly bro

[ShikBraves]

your mom is so fat she doesnt bleed she greeces

[FireDXfox99]

your mom is so ugly no body dares to see her face

[kittykoops]

@FireDXfox99

Really? Thats the worst one yet!

[MultiDominator11]

yo mamma so old she knew burger king when he was just a prince

[SamuelMcSwain]

You so ugly yo momma said to your dad," Damn.... I shudda juss gave yah head." lmao

[CrabbWalker]

Liposuction was invented..jus fo yo momma.

[SelectaBwoy]

yo mama's so fat she got her nails painted at earl scheib.

[elmo5363]

yo moma so fat her belt size was the size of the equator

[MrTheone77]

yo moma so dumb i told her to do the robot now r2d2 has aids

[dazivaughn01]

boo!!!!!!

[InnocentSuspicion]

i got on ur mama so fat that when she jumped in the alantic ocean all the whales jumped out and said we are family even though ur bigger then we.

[SBBoys123]

ayy cuh funny

[cheeseisgoodish]

lol



[erikfournier1]

this guy is effin crazy

[imaboss345]

lol toe-knee ...........dude that's not funny that's a serious problem

[imaboss345]

did u get socked in ya rite eyebrow ?

[punisher23ist]

yo mama is so white, she stood between 2 black guys and it look like an oreo!

[punisher23ist]

yo mama is so fat, even jesus couldn't lift the spirit!

[ThePwnzor231]

yo mama so poor that shes poor OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[13VICTORIOUS13]

yo mamas so dum she drowned in a empty pool

[00013410]

Ur mama is so fat that she needs no Internet because she's already world wild = D

[ThePwnzor231]

yo mama so stupid, she shoved a battery up her ass and said, "I GOT THE POWAH!!!!!"

[ThePwnzor231]

yo mama so stupid she liked this video

[kittykoops]

@ThePwnzor231

YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE LOOKED AT UR FACE!!

[padster1827]

yo mama is so fat when she steps on the scale it comes up as her phone number lol

[padster1827]

yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in janurary people say is it halloween already

[killerg30]

yo momma is so ugly when she played the scary maze game the scary picture sad i quit

[WeDidThatt]

yo mama so fat when she sat on walmart they started lowering the prices again

[Oarnarles13]

yo mamas so stupid she went to the movies and the sign said "under 16 not admitted" so she went home and got 15 of her friends

[LIBRADEEVA]

@Oarnarles13 im suprised she even got friends

[Oarnarles13]

@LIBRADEEVA Wow youre cool walking around callen people girls even tho your the one on yo period

[diamontehunter]

Yo momma so fat when somebody said it was chilly outside she brought a bowl & a spoon :)

[LIBRADEEVA]

@diamontehunter fat and dumb

[TheSkeetskeet1994]

Shut yo bitch ass up hoe. Ass nigguzz ! :P hahah

[kittykoops]

@TheSkeetskeet1994 Loser:D HA

[junsu12345]

yo mama so fat she jumped in to the water and the wter jumped out and said ill wait my turn

[colius12]

yo mama so fat she tried to find cheat codes for wii fit

yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something that fish smoked

[slcash1]

"Your momas so fat when she sat on a ranbow it made skittles o hot damn"

[MCMJRM]

yo mama so poor, when I saw her kicking a can down the street I asked what was she doing, she said "moving"

[CrabbWalker]

@MCMJRM

LOL that was good

[TheMina123456]

they named you tony!hehehehhehehehe

[dannyar19525]

Yo mama so nasty her crabs did a reenactment of Tarzan in her pubic hair

[98pholder]

yo mamma is so stupid she got hit by a parked car

[kheck11]

yo mama is so fat, dora cant explore here! If you watch the boondocks and want there to be a 4th season, like. I am getting a poll becase i am in charge of the production of the show. if nobody wants it to air, then i wont air it!

[smercado59]

Your momma so poor I said wats for dinner she opened her legs and said lasagna :)

[LoveTheSwagger]

so dag funny

[halodog100]

yo mama is so poor she lives in a 2 story dorito bag and has a dog named chip.

[123nieco1]

yo momas like a vacume clener she blows she sukes and gets laid in the closet

[vtboy00]

your mommas so stupid, when she got locked in a matress store, she slept on the ground.

So, WHAT NOW?!?

[patpatoo]

yo momma is so dumb that she create a stupid like you making idiot things on the net

[EmyLove101]

Yo momma so fat watching her eat a hamburger is like watching Drastic Park in surround sound

[trollzaor]

yo mama's so fat, when she fell in love she broke it

[leiksteranater]

yo mamma is so poor she's like the guy from everybody hates chris, " can i hold a dollor "

[allforable]

Your mama is so stupid that when someone steal her television, she would running to give him a Remote.

[allforable]

Your mama is so fat that she uses Equator for her jeans belt.

[TBTGirls]

u should say ur mama so short when she sit on the side of the road the side walk she can swing her fit

[coolguy333x]

tu mama is so stupid she got raned over by a parked car :)

[SuperSillySonic75]

@classicsonic77 why u all was hatein on some body

you mint even hate on yo momma

[classicsonic77]

yo mama so fat when she went in outer space and saw jupiters ring she said oooh a free bagel

[classicsonic77]

yo mama so fat when a school bus drove by she said stop that twinkie!!!!!

[jvmarrero07]

Yo mom is so she went to the bar and sed "wrong lesbian club''

[chris978820]

is that Eddie Murphy?

[mmmJustSayN0]

yo mama has no arms and shes talking about liking this comment

[jackdogzyomom]

Ya mama so her baby called the cops

[G4M3RT4G201]

yo mama soo hairy her nipples have a afro

[yomamma1212100]

Yo mamma is so poor for her earings are cheerios

[L96A1xBionicZ]

Yo mama so ugly she made blind people cry!

[4664justin]

my yo moma joke

yo mama so stupid she put a paper on a TV and called it paper view

[5starsonfire]

YO MAMA SO DIRTY, SHE SPLIT THE BILL WITH THE RATS!

[points2shopPROOF]

lol xD watch?v=57gRilzoRwQ

[TheJohnnyboy411]

Yo momma so stupid that when she threw a rock at the ground she missed

[everydaymuffin]

YO MAMA'S SO POOR SHE LIVES IN A DORITO BAG WITH A DOG NAME CHIP!

[T3XM3X14]

YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE PUTS TWO QUATERS IN HER EAR SHE SAID SHE WAS

LISTENING TO 50 CENT

[ryryan15]

yo momma so poor, she went to the 99 cent store and asked for a discountt

[standupstar]

yo momma so stupid, she failed a blood test.