Token

[TS175]

Lipsack the alien is Jewish!

[danobism]

scott aukerman you DOGGGGGG

[TaterMySalad]

Kulap isn't from China, she's Laotian and born in the not-state of Washington, DC. Not a citizen!

[pccbassbone]

@TaterMySalad If you're born in Washington DC you're a citizen.

[TaterMySalad]

@pccbassbone how dare you question my knowledge of kulap kneehighsocks

[grimbig]

@TaterMySalad motha fucka its kulap vilaysack but i get the joke

[BelleAndTheBoy]

"I hear there, even the crows are white" is a legitimately intimidating line in that context. Kulap is a BAD ASS.

[Lif34evagirlz]

HA HA YAY! very gay

[breezy251974]

What's that instrumental when the black guy & asian girl have that showdown?

[DajaWaja]

for an asian she has GINORMOUS BOOBZZZ

[AlbatrossDude]

Love the eye scene!

[m0nNickneim]

1:25 that's Ramona Nowitzk, one of Sheldon cooper's first groupies from Big bang theory.

[Punktowner]

Oh those silly little white people.

[anticliche321]

I died during the epic stare down...

[SICKSxNINE]

The girl in the yellow has championship caliber tittys.

That is all.

[HONEYLATINA]

this is stupid kinda funny lol

[SAlNTGABRIEL]

Keep your bitch on a leash.

[SAlNTGABRIEL]

Know how I knew you were gay? You like Coldplay.

[jimlaregina]

No one invites me to these gatherings. Is this what I'm missing?

[robman2k7]

i think this video is funny. ive had white friends but i would never play the stereotype to try to keep them around

[DoctahDizzle]

LOL why are people so sensitive, this joke emphasizes that people take race far too seriously...

[Cdubzhappy]

yea sake is totally a chinese product...

[kocaj17]

a fat asian wa wa waaah

[DarsoMAN]

@kocaj17 Asian with huge tits! Epic win if you ask me.

[AllBirdToes]

Tits. 

[LoryLandskipper]

I immediately google image searched "Kulap Vilaysack naked" after this video

[doolittlesy1]

@LoryLandskipper nothing came up though :(

[PIG1490]

this is sooo funny, Its True! Im the "Token" black girl at my job! and at a competive warfare with our "token" Asian! But this puts a funny, humbling twist to it

[EdiciusMai]

Let me buy this on DVD!

[Smeximan08]

funny

[theULTIMATETetris]

Honestly I clicked because of the thumbnail.

Nice rack.

[L4Uhuru]

lmBao

[LilJay03]

HAHAHHAHA! Panda Express box. It's so not easy being the Token ethnic. We gotta stay on our game cus we might get passed up for the newer, funnier, better looking model.

[LTEstyles]

lol it's funny cause it's true

[miketrionline]

funny as hell XD

[JerryChia]

i am a token

[trollingandlolling]

Kulap Vilaysack is very f*ckable. Im talking jungle drum, Xena scream f*ckable.

[hypras]

no token black guy don't give up!!!!

[rent8907]

@wyattnoahliko

but it happens

[rent8907]

i am the token girl in my entire college i am the only black girl here it it is really funny, this is so true i get asked what it is like to be black, but i was adopted so i was raised by white parents so i really don't know

[666slink]

Bel, Biv, and go....hahahahaha.

[snookiewhip]

i'm the token black girl with my pretentious surban "friends" and fuck i'm not complainig this is the fucking life. so far i've been to prague, milan, sydney, and st. barts all for free thanks to my "friends". all i have to do is throw some "oh no he/she didn't", "keep it 100", and "oh hell nah's" in everyday coversation.

[dadamdevil]

@snookiewhip

damn word?? i need to move outta the hood then... lmfao

[Cdubzhappy]

@snookiewhip surban? Btw, this comment makes you look like a total piece of shit. "Yea fuck those assholes: those 'friends' of mine. I'm taking these fuckers for a ride and i don't care who knows it. I get invited on interesting ventures and don't have to pay a dime but these 'friends' of mine will always have quotations! amirite?"

[snookiewhip]

@Cdubzhappy honestly i act like a piece of shit because i'm surrounded by people who are way shittier than me. why don't you try being the only black person in a school with 1k students. one can only take being called a nigger, nuckle dragger, and porch monkey for so long by those same 'friends'. and instead of me getting angry or getting upset over this i saw an opportunity to culture myself and the price i had to pay was being sterotypical so be it. and if i'm a shitty person for it oh well.

[Cdubzhappy]

@snookiewhip yea i don't see how adopting stereotypical behavior is conducive with culturing oneself.

[krookapot]

@Cdubzhappy Sake is not chinese product... it's Japanese

[Cdubzhappy]

@krookapot hear that? that's my obvious sarcasm whizzing above your head.

[krookapot]

@Cdubzhappy I don't understand any of what you typed..

[Cdubzhappy]

@krookapot then i guess you shouldn't be trying to educate me, huh?

[UCantRunLikeMe]

@snookiewhip I can't say I would do the same thing, but as a fellow african american teen, I will say I see where you are coming from. My friends aren't pieces of shit though. But I do see the stuck-up-ness in a lot of rich white kids >_> not all, but alot. Since you are unfortunate enough to be around kids who are stereotypical, all I can say is keep doing what you're doing till you find your real friends. Karma will get to them eventually.

[wesselbindt]

@snookiewhip Your life is awesome.

[angstyDarko]

you know everything you just said isn't true. @snookiewhip

[masterfultaco]

@snookiewhip you sound like a shitty friend

[hooraaye2]

This was really good and insightful. I like the the asian girl. She is a good actress and very hot. hard to beleive she is not in hollywood movies. Maybe that is the point. I have not seen a major asian actress in a movie ever.

[xt0olx]

thank god i live in miami

[darkmajed]

i wana see this turn to movie xD

[bulabula80]

yay! actually funny! i love when this happens :)

[Grahami90]

@wyattnoahliko you're a moron. 

[Branzo29]

NICE big TITS FROM WHAT I SEEN !

[TheOfficeGlenn]

@wyattnoahliko I totally agree, the more we try to make the colour of our skin not an issue the more its pointed out. I guess its ok to be racist if you aren't caucasian

[CityofTemu]

token my ass i didnt see any weed

[Singhular]

this was so dumb. between this and the other dumb videos funny or die has made I am unsubscribing

[monimacaroni93]

she was on the office

[BraydonSzafranski]

I'm not entirely convinced that black guy is real.

[thegreeniydbandit]

~ I just got a thing for Asian Women again..

[kj369kj]

wtf is this shit



[cuguy1]

HOORAY for Bell Biv andGO!!!!

[TheSashemai]

Maybe by FunnyorDie they mean if it's not found to be funny then THEY die. just kidding folks.

[colonforsecs]

She is super fuckable!

[TheOfficeGlenn]

That was really racist, I'm kinda offended.

[JewbagJared]

@TheOfficeGlenn No they're making fun of white people adopting kids from different cultures.

[TheOfficeGlenn]

@JewbagJared The reason i'm offend is the same reason why I feel american tv is generally offensive. I watch American, Canadian and British TV shows, the later two I don't feel that see the color of the skin when I'm thinking of the characters. American TV feels the need to put things like token race or sexual preference characters in the show instead of just making it about good story telling. Its the cultural mindset american public has, why does it matter so much if the person is good

[TheOfficeGlenn]

@TheOfficeGlenn I saw this while I was watching the Obama vs McCane election. One was just better for the job than the other and it had nothing to do with the color of his skin but how he could lead the country. Please don't take it as an attack, I just want to people to be judged for more than just there skin color, religious or sexual preference, or gender. So I guess for this sketch being a satire it hit that point, but it wasn't funny and so I guess it just needs to die. thanks for listening

[scar50]

@TheOfficeGlenn

GOOD!!!!!

[B0REDZ]

why do most Chineese words sound like sounds from a glass bowl falling down stairs..O_O or the sound affects of somebody getting hit in a movie..

[glenbruce]

us white people, we have all the best friends!

[sarkerm2]

haha i think she's pregnant!!! 

[sber55]

So I never knew what a token meant...and now realizing that the only black kid in south park is named Token just got me to laugh out loud. Fucking Hilarious (South Park).

This was overly dry.

[janporra]

Ok I like her boobs, but i guess she's pregnant so.. thats not exactly very exciting....

[InnerSlayer]

rofl, this was hilarious XD

[carlover1012]

FUCKING EPIC

[nezpercenathan]

There is an upscale black family who live near me. Always have a couple of whites at their parties- reverse tokens.

[kirmokin]

omg i haven't had kung pow chicken in over a year goddamn i'm craving that good shit right now

[MrChopStack]

0:32 the best view

[Pris0]

Did Quentin Tarantino make this video?

[GTPDRIVER01]

@Pris0 no, not enough gore. lol

[THUNLALA]

wacccccK WACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!­

[hellheavenzzz]

kong pow does not mean tasty in chinese.......

[xcom923]

@hellheavenzzz lol I think that was the point. she didn't know much chinese

[sub7design]

@hellheavenzzz kung pao is not spelled kong pow in english.

[hellheavenzzz]

@sub7design kung pao ISN'T even english

[dux14]

@hellheavenzzz That's the point.

[hellheavenzzz]

@dux14 ...........i think i get the point

[Reddoggystyle]

She has nice lips that i bet look good wrapped around a nice banana, no disrespect

[bigboy45454545]

This was almost funny. Now have the writers been using more drugs and alcohol lately, or less? Keep it up, they might actually write something funny soon.

[WoShiBBBoy]

FAT ASIAN . EWWWWWWWW

[ro143cky]

hahahah!!! this is hilarious...and pretty much my life story. lol

[guy101401]

btw guys stop talkin bout her boobs i mean seriously ur in the internet already just open up porn up and stop jizzing in the youtube forums

[rlobster88]

@guy101401 Pffff  bahahah

[Raphaelus13]

*tear*

[guy101401]

WIN!

[knotightul]

I think I heard this music from Kill Bill, (or a spaghetti western) but in case I'm wrong...anyone no where it's from?

[sabrinajoan]

@knotightul inglourious basterds :)))))

[doolittlesy1]

thumbs up if you googled her name for her boobies ;)

[buppy4evr]

lol. That was actually funny. I could see Dave Chapelle doing something like this.

[familyklok]

that asian chick is hot

[GuitarMonkeez]

I GET IT! Wait WTF?

[checkcall123]

Brilliant! If you don't find that funny kill yourself...

[Skittnator]

haha, i like this.

[WhoaKaela]

2 SASSY GAYS 8-O

[MoK86]

daaaamn she's got some big big big titays

[cwblake]

By the shape of her body she might be Filipino...or Thai. Or maybe she just has really big boobs for no reason at all.

[CmdrBittles]

@cwblake lol. I just wrote that then I saw your comment. I fail. You win.

[cwblake]

@CmdrBittles Apparently I also fail. Check out @frankylovesyall. He posted earlier than me.

[LightninOV]

TITTIES!!!!!!!!!! ( . ) ( . )

[yikesitsmindy]

not funny...

[lolliholic256]

not funny

[Lucariofiend]

Haha... Yaaaaay!

[cisco1225]

Brandon Johnson did a great job in this. Good actor...

[beayn]

For everyone asking what a token is: an item, idea, person, etc., representing a group; a part as representing the whole; sample; indication.

Movies and TV shows have token black guys. If you notice, they're often all white cast with 1 black guy to keep everyone from screaming racism. Unfortunately it doesn't work both ways. You will rarely find a token white guy in a black TV show or movie.

[nasonex]

I love the Ennio Moricone music

[MetallicBill]

I just thought it was some geeky computer term...like AVATAR that the whole world knows of, but me!

[Channel522]

at 1 point brandon look like dmx

[VVD]

NOT FUNNY

[AmadiTheShaman]

what the fuck is a token

[fairtony]

@AmadiTheShaman ever heard of the phrase "token black guy", like how tehre is alwys a 'token black guy' in a movie, or scene on a comedy shwo

[Fallcorn7]

@AmadiTheShaman basicly wat fairtony but this is a simpler way .... theres always a non-white oerson in a scene most of the time black cu if they dont its considered racest

[mri3iguns]

why didn't they show more of her tits?

[ll37viking]

Riki Lindhome I would watch reading a boring book.

And from one token to another.... I get ya

[Stifado667]

die...

[cheesecake1monster]

HAHA YAY lol

[lookalooey]

LMFAAOOOOOOOO 1:38 MY NIGGUH LOOK LIKE KUNTA KINTE LMFAOOOO HE SWEATY AS SHIT

and lmfaooo this one actually was pretty funny. coula had more nigguh jokes...more asian jokes. but good all in all lol

[cowjomonkey]

ITS DJ OL YOUNGIN

[Kierank30]

get hit by a bus and die.

[PsycoHenny]

What in the holy goddamn mothershitfucking christ of cuntfuck did I just watch?!

[Igzotas]

The Most Racist Video Ever!!! :D :D But Funny

[TwentySixCookies]

Ennio for the win.

[Maryhadalittlelamb89]

I can't relate to this.

[dlinh99]

what music is playing from 1:10? it sounds like something tarantino would use in a movie

[MuffinJinReturns]

@dlinh99 It is.

[JaushuaGuy]

Is it racist if I send this to all my asian and black friends?

[MuffinJinReturns]

@JaushuaGuy Lol no xD

[JaushuaGuy]

@MuffinJinReturns xD

[DurtyDominican]

lol @their tired of msg ha!

[spoondestroyer69]

maaaaasssive tits!!!!!

[kid0kami]

i've been a token black friend being in.... that spot makes you 80% funnier than you might actually be...it's kinda nice

[JohnTheLocke]

damn creepy..

[StrasnusDude]

funny idea but its a scary perspective

[JOHNCHUYOUTOO]

Thumbs up if you cam here for the boobies :)

[khateeb85]

@JOHNCHUYOUTOO oh yah

[milfklinton]

@JOHNCHUYOUTOO if i could thumbs up billion times for your post i would

[FATALFURYKID]

@JOHNCHUYOUTOO Yeaaaaah for boobies and hot asians chicks with them

[scwrestler21792]

@JOHNCHUYOUTOO hahaha guilty

[almasrik]

Time to Bell Biv and Go...Hahahaha

[MrMerajjio]

Wow, the chick has got some nice curves. Especialy for an asian.

[O4archer]

@MrMerajjio

you mean tits

[CmdrBittles]

@MrMerajjio She's probably Thai or Philipina. They tend to be much more curvy. The whole Polynesian thing.

[Singhular]

@MrMerajjio gross she's fat as fuck

[scootosan]

that girl has some serious curvage, she can be my token

[WillowFrancais]

Fuckin' AWESOME!!

[operaphantom2005]

So... Yea... Who has a token black friend???

[TheAgentAssassin]

down with honkey!!

Wait I'm wonder bread

sigh

[UnlimitedQ4]

I'm offended but I can't stop laughing!

[ericknelli]

...Awesome Video...

[w0rk3d]

this was hilarious

[EmmaXSkellington]

Love all the Tarantino movie music!

[Pinchylicious]

i only watched for the boobs... but had to stop mid way... so boring..

[jammiedodger2k10]

whats a token

[superdushy1]

BORE AND BOOBIES

[opulent1]

very well written!