It got stuck?

[Duubztep]

So Fake Cuz Her Phone Is Really Low

Her Phone Didnt Make A Beep When She Hung Up

And Clearly No Won Was Talkinging To Her At The End ! :D

[deadoreoeater]

Guys I thought she meant like his wacker got stuck in the booty

[BinaryHazeOfficial]

you have no friends ...

[BadGroundBand]

lol, l started laughing my ass off at 1:25

[netfischer]

what the fuck...thats a guys voice

[zuz423]

@netfischer he is ...

[netfischer]

@zuz423 ah okey...that explains. So he´s a drag queen? or why does he impersonate a female?

[zuz423]

@netfischer IDK boys just dont know what they want these days thats why some are emo jk jk x''D but maby they are o.O and other **gay** idk ,.,.,...,

[rustyeffect]

he's obviously schizo

[Wharwulif]

What a shame.

[TheBunniesLoveChuux3]

XD I love you Zinnia.

[LexiePersonForever]

i fell victim to the mind games xD

and german class making me spell things strangely ._.

[ashman9992]

@LexiePersonForever hahah JA sheize!!!!! shvine! shvineeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!

[DanceAcademyUK]

LOL. 

[EvilXxMonkeyx]

Zinnia problu loved that conversation

[IJustChillingI]

Even your ringtone is gay.

[broadcast666this]

First time i saw your profile, Looking good! Made a huge jump from the first videos. Im a dude, and not gay and im not scared to say your a good looking lady! Even though your goin to burn in hell forever for ever blah blah god blah blah

[EvilXxMonkeyx]

Fag

[ashman9992]

@EvilXxMonkeyx so? and?

[Lzztopz]

@EvilXxMonkeyx stupid

[rageingtiger00]

hilarious!!

[lexalina132]

nice ring tone ^^

[MissMeggieJ]

I have the same phone:) YAYYY :3 <3 you Zinnia!

[gricer1326]

..."The Assumption Video"...

[lessbeansplease]

I have a phone exactly like that

[napl54]

Flag 4 da fag if u have a penis than act like a man you dirty white mexican. God is good and god is great

[waddleNguin]

I love how youre talking potentially dirty with totally plain face xDDD

[cologist]

lol oh come on! XD

[LittleHandyBran]

fucking funny



[andyroidify]

ROFLMAO!!

[ChristopherChemist]

56 people thought zinnia was talking about THAT. you know what i mean...

[terrygand]

Class!!!!! It`s so good listening to this Person. I thought they were talking about fruit. Apples, Pears & satsumas etc.........

[tdfisk]

I thought you were talking about an ear beetle, they are real torture. I think you were trying to show how people can have a dirty mind, but wouldn't it take a dirty mind to come up with the idea?

Thomas

[handmiadenofgod]

Haha XD As AteriskMenosldalo said, it's nice to see your silly side. I must say that you're very attractive in this video ;)

[Jackw00pw00p2]

lmao!

[AteriskMenosIdalo]

Its nice to see your silly side :)

[SuperKittyPancake]

I saw what you did there...

LOL GET IT?

I 'SAW' what you did there.

I 'SAW' what I did thar too!

[ArtandDesire10]

yous a funny guy

[majorkeybaree]

Gourevitch

[Lyexsah]

Tik Tok?

....ZJ, I am disappointed.

[Maruragakari]

@Lyexsah It's a joke.

[Meburningyou]

I don't know how I knew....but I totally knew you were talking about a contact lens. It's hard to hold your eye open when you're trying to reach into it.

[TellingItLikeItIsSJM]

LMFAO

[rrea436]

... I am an awful person... damn my dirty mind

[RockinHardWithStyle]

@rrea436 Ye me to XD

[jamalie100]

u responded to nobody in the end?

[SpizzTrizzOpinions]

FUCKING LOVE THE KE$HA RINGTONE!!! <3<3<3<3 you srsly fucking rock Zinnia!!

[ahtaimo]

AHAHAHAHAH! thanks Zin!

[LeadWithYourHead]

WIN

[DissenteensInRevolt]

I'm so disappointed...

[XlXKrampusXlX]

Look at that hair! There must be a god after all! Jk

[alikill]

your hair looks so friggin healthy

[deathguy167]

are you woman or man?

[heymangone]

AMY FARRAH FOWLER FROM THE BIG BANG THEORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

[RwndKill3]

This is fake. He has no friends

[TheOtherHolly]

Lullll that was clever. <3

[thaFalkon]

@streetboysgowildd That's a gay guy, not a lesbian woman...

[TheSensibleSimian]

Funny stuff.

[wolfdude1542]

do u have an lg cosmos?

[bminusv]

nice... <3

[TheCeejReturns]

Why couldn't it have been his penis? Oh, right. It wouldn't have been ironic that way.

[uberbadnoob6699666]

this girl is a dirty tramp with a mans voice i would probably shoot this ugly thing on site if seen. why question god he has made all this for you and all you can do is bash what he has given you ungreatful brats. this girl is a dirty little tramp that likes to fuck her self because no man would want her because she has a fucked up voice... ugly nigger fucker

[guepardomorado88]

@uberbadnoob6699666 But if you believe God made everything...God made Zinnia?

I like God now :D

[ManicRaider]

@uberbadnoob6699666 LOL. You're he most pathetic troll ever. I'm guessing you're a beginner. Yes, I can tell. Lookie here, try trolling on videos with less views and comments first and then move your way up.

[uberbadnoob6699666]

@ManicRaider this has less views then your 0 videos nice try... the only one trolling is you on trolls nice try faggot queer. the only place i move up on is your mom when iam going in and out so lookie here worry about your self and keep the door unlocked iam coming on monday your mom invited me over for another round. your the pathetic one here so nice try take your dick out of your mouth before you talk

[reddev1n]

@uberbadnoob6699666 lol you're pathetic, I've seen way better.

[uberbadnoob6699666]

@ManicRaider hey iam glad to see you are a troller to you dug through all these comments to find mine ha nice queer

[Barowfic]

Man I know this is a guy but I thought she I mean he was a female

[ImagineMarvelous]

aaaaaaaa stop your mind games!

[xMemoryLanex]

I thot ..... Haha -.-

[OBlueMoon]

man or woman ups...

[useramiterifet]

you look so sexy when you close your lips

[vaweyrr]

I CAME

[boyceps]

i was ROFL at "they must get that a lot"

[rphunt2002]

very funny - love the ring tone

[Typhoon800]

Fuck You.Your not funny You have no friends but your mom and dad who probably hate you so fuck you and get off youtube.Haters please reply to me and cheer me up with your hate comments you dumb fuck

[outlawm1]

@Typhoon800 What's wrong son? Mom and dad brother and sister? Sounds like it.

[Typhoon800]

@outlawm1 aww if it isent a hater taking his time on me.Well your the one all butthurt cause his dad probably fucked him to hard in his ass.I can go all night Btw ive never lost a youtube fight what you say i have no life? Nope i just dont choose to backdown to ignorant fucks like you.You have fun blowing your dads cock you dick head

[outlawm1]

@Typhoon800 There are so many things wrong with what you said that I don't even know where to start. I won't even bother explaining the grammar and spelling mistakes as it is obvious you aren't capable of understanding them anyway. What dictates who "wins" a "youtube fight"? When someone stops arguing with you? Because I can assure you they do that not because you "won", but because they just realized that they were arguing with a complete retard and didn't want their IQ lowered anymore.

[outlawm1]

@Typhoon800 Now run along and live your life through the great alternative reality of WOW. Something you flock to in seek of acceptance, as real life has snuffed you out.

[Typhoon800]

@outlawm1 Run off and die please

[selenasutherland73]

hahahahah YEAH

[thewhatsit104]

Hahahaha

[jesupek]

Haha, I really thought he meant...

[OriginalMindTrick]

A hamster.

[TheNonBeliever82]

LoL



[supermac109]

OMG WTF That was great.

[FM897]

Okay, ZJ, you've proven that most of us have our minds in the gutter. Well done! :)

[kenibeurs]

guau pense en otra cosa pero bueno estuvo chistoso

[involucre]

I accidentally a whole contact lens. Is this dangerous?

[MegaDanie88]

LOL WE HAVE THE SAME PHONE.

[MrMeineNamen]

haha this was totally hilarious

[GoddessAntares]

I totally knew it was a contact :P Nasty girl.

[crimsonlondon]

Awwwww I'm such a bad person XP You got me!

[aphoxema]

I hit like at "so, it's like, stuck in there?"

[zorbatheok]

wait your friend put a contact lens in their butt ;)

[HybridD91]

Next time tell the person to keep it moist.

[SnooglebumExists]

Of all things, I did not expect humor from this channel.

[KlumzyThePunk]

Sad attempt at being humorous.

You being a dude with the most monotonous voice of all time must have it's downsides.

[LegendBaal]

@KlumzyThePunk fuck off troll.

[KlumzyThePunk]

@LegendBaal Yes, stating my opinion makes me a troll.

You're a god damn genius bro.

[volacious]

@KlumzyThePunk it may not be funny to you, but there's no need to be nasty.

[Bracerjack]

heh :)

I knew it was contacts right at the beginning ;p

[Heyaitsjohn]

:)

love

[Shilara]

HAHAHAHA that was AWESOME!

[Yousseph]

lol

[notreallyhere17]

@Yousseph

My reaction exactly.

[jessehardy]

Love ya ZJ but you GOTTA get rid of the ring tone.

[90hijacked]

have i already said i wanna make love to you zinnia? =]

[marekiller8]

@90hijacked Not sure if you were already acknowledged of it, but you know that Zinnia's a male, right?

[90hijacked]

@marekiller8 indeed i do :) im bi, and shes beautiful hh ^^

[marekiller8]

@90hijacked Everyone to their own, I suppose...

[waddleNguin]

this is exactly like a status i once had: "i love how hard you are, by why you go so damn fast?"

i was talking about a fast-paced dance step.

[GodofVengence]

I've read that book; it's a good one.

[demonicotter]

hahaha i was all OMG what is he talking about!? what happened!? omg hold it open and reach in there?! wtf..... wait... a contact. damn why did i think that?

[prometheus314159]

I thought you were talking about an earplug.

[TheElectricDreamer93]

Way to make me into a perv, ZJ XD

[Shadizar666]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[luvtheheaven5]

Lol this was great.

[egolayer13]

Oh, that ZJ!

[realigiousrayne]

^_-

[TheGoodShannon]

I likes!

[richardb2837]

Its ppl like u that make us look bad...

[Microtardz]

LOLOLOL!!

They'd probably use lubricant to get what I was thinking.

But for a contact they'd probally use simple holding an eye open and moving it.

SooooooOOOOoooo.

Pedobear seal of approval

[Mysticdreamlight]

You got me with that one. :D Yeah, my mind was in the gutter. :D

[neon471]

I need to get my mind out of the gutter...

[fireincarnation2]

lmao

[Tatsuyoujo]

How did it get that far in, tho?

[bunnyfingerpuppet]

your hair = preeeeeetttyy

[FuckJeffG0ldblum]

= )

[CeaselesslyCurious]

Guilty! My mind went straight to the gutter!

[LordLove]

Sounds like someone got a contact lens stuck up there ass...am I rite?!

[zippomage]

ha! Loved this.

[saintsFlow]

zj, ur doing this since 2 and a half years

y do you still behave like a huge dick is stuck in ur ass

[luvtheheaven5]

@phantonfan It's not a choice for them either. They still are attracted to both. You shouldn't hate anyone just because of who they're attracted to, you should know that better than anyone. Try watching Laci Green's video on Bisexuality, it's a good explanation for you. /watch?v=hmwi-475VIM

[kitsunechan90]

Genius. lmao.

[withoutadout]

I thought it was something involving the person's finger lol

[TranscendentBiscuit]

Oh gawd you're terrible! I still laughed my ass off though!

[JamesCalico]

HAHAHAHA



[susanwilson13]

Did she used to be a man?

[LegendBaal]

@susanwilson13 its a guy you fuck tard.

[susanwilson13]

@LegendBaal Wtf?

[luvtheheaven5]

@susanwilson13 She still is one. XD Zinnia is a gay man who chooses not to conform to strict gender roles and likes to have feminine hair/makeup/jewelry...

[MegaTweek420]

lol that was fuckin funny

[creamsontwenty1]

giggity giggity



[saintsFlow]

i thought they we're talking about a dildo lmao

[Tamugetsu]

I. Love. You.

[TomMSTie1138]

This video should've ended with Patton Oswalt saying, "Whackity-Smackity-Dooo!"

[doutonight]

Accidentally the flashlight? The whole flashlight?

[Darrylizer1]

There's an app for that.

[TheDetectivemittens]

hehe.....penis.

[PerilocutionAZ09]

My mind made images all on its own (more or less) that I never wanted in there.

[mjh012363]

Oh.. well ok.. I guess you didn't need the Vaseline ..Oh dear. (*blushing*).

[azzy314159]

I contend that there are two kinds of folk. The ones who love Rosie Jones and the rest who are assholes.

[alismouha]

ZJ doesn't have an iPhone?I thought he'd be like,Mega-Rich.

[FreakBoi2008]

@alismouha So all rich people have iPhones?

[alismouha]

@FreakBoi2008 ' think so...

[1C9J9S5]

...*akward silence for hours*...*lightbulb*...ooooooo­ooooooh,you meant the contact lens *face palm for how long it took me to realize that*

[blueboyblue]

Wow, you hair is really looking great.

[thegothprincess01]

mind went totally south XD

[wormsto]

I don't understand.

[piprell90]

This is amazing XD

[mylovelydame21]

Jesus... I'm a perv. *facepalms*

[LuckyLolita243]

Lol XD

[jrcboise]

hahaha love it!

[Madnessonman]

Is this a girl?

[TheJohn864]

@Madnessonman no

[creepychris11]

@Madnessonman No.

[LegendBaal]

@Madnessonman fuck off troll.

[Catlover123445]

coincidence that you just happened to be filming lol..