New Moon in 60 Seconds - Trailer Edition

[AnetteSeraphitaVee]

Heh, pretty funny. Only problem was the over-use of Bella's scream. That annoyed me.

[jdcaprio2000]

bella's scream is sooooo annooooyiiiingggggg

[FelineFantsy]

I'm crying tears as I type, this was so funny! That was the whole movie pretty much, LMAO and I have seen it so yeah.

[EmmileneRosalina]

This scream is the real reason that Edward kept from having sex with Bella for so long.

...and why he didn't want her to be pregnant. After all, who whines more than an pregnant lady?

(I've seen my mom preggers twice, sue me, I'm kidding.)

[BloodyxWishes]

You LIED!!

IT WAS SIXTY-ONE SECONDS!!

But, I forgive you.

only because of the fact that it made me laugh.

:]

[ZaxfromTSdC]

Nah. The extra second is the bit at the end of repeatedly smashing Edward onto the floor. XD

[Kiddo219]

Dear Zax. You are freaking hot and made of awsome. <3 Jareth from TS. On another note. I can't wait to go to the midnight showing with my boyfriend decked out in anti-wear.

[Slashbash]

@Kiddo219 Your Jareth? Me Alexcaldore.

[mirhidauby]

First the siren, now it's Tarzan (or some sort of creature from the cartoon jungles.)

xDD

These videos might kill me someday.

[DoomedToDeath]

Too fucking funny. Great job.

[CatGirlFilms]

This is hilarious and true. Nice job, Zax.

[JLynneh]

How appropriate. This is New Moon in a nutshell.

[thefruitsong]

........ those screams just made me worry for my aunt's pet pig. It'll hear them and come running to mate.

[shmeiliarockie]

Oh goodness, that was the longest 60 seconds of my LIFE. Painful, just like the book! When I saw her screaming in the trailer I was like, "I wonder if this will make the fans realize what a whiny brat she is?"

Then I thought, "Well, of course, the answer is no. Sadface."

[EPiPHANYxx]

Rofl I looove the last bit

[inkenyo]

HAHAHAHAHA

[HelloHiGoodday]

Sounded like someone was killing a pig...

._.

[Mousypunk]

That was my thought exactly and the pain of that squeeling is what I felt reading the whole book

[MadMadameMe]

You know, awesome as this is, I think you toned her whining down.

FAIL, BELLA!

[ZaxfromTSdC]

Well, yeah. I did restrict it to 60 seconds.  >.>

[z0madness0z]

So true. She pretty much whines for the ENTIRE MOVIE. Little action, TONS OF EMO.

Thank you for your epic awesomeness.

[azombieatemyshoelace]

Wow that trailer is very accurate

[707twilightlover]

personaly i did not like this video. i am a huge Twilight Saga fan, and i feel that he should not hae put the screams in there over and over....its a bit much...

now the movie i cant wait for! it looks sooooooo FREAKING good i am so excited!!

[azombieatemyshoelace]

You do know Twilight's not really a saga right. It's nothing more than a series

[ZaxfromTSdC]

First, Twilight is not a saga.

Second, you'd understand the repeat of the bitchfest if you watched the original New Moon in 60 Seconds.

Third, the best parts of the trailer are things that weren't in the book.

[loto159]

In the book it says that Bella woke up screaming from the same dream for 5 months. If you ask me there could have been more screaming.

[Kiddo219]

No one cares.

[Pheorach]

Fucking. Awesome.

When I watched the official trailer, that scream made me laugh my ass off. Hearing it that many times in a row completely accentuated the ridiculousness and over dramatization of her separation with Edward. God dammit, fucking emo cunts. Maybe more girls will get this idea and try to jump off a cliff to see their boyfriends.

I kind of wanted you to make fun of Edward's pale, hairy chest. Ew...

[Joucelin]

The sad thing is that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart would probably agree with you.

And so do I.

[silvertamagachi]

Well, apparently Smeyer compared the pain of Bella's BOYFRIEND OF THREE MONTHS (or so) leaving her to the pain of a child dying.

That's just so many levels of wrong. And that's what makes this so much funnier.

[Chuushiri36]

Wow, that weird whine/scream she does in the bed... D:

But your editing is awesome and made the whole movie hilarious (pretty much summed up the movie too).

[sparcal54]

God, that scream... D:

[Sorakeyblademaster37]

I've heard it said the Bells/KStew sounds like a pig being slaughtered. I agree.

[abridgedfan107]

What a weak character. Poor Charlie, having to hear that OVER AND OVER AGAIN!

[Kayenofdarkness]

Squealing still ringing in my ears.... o.e

>> You'd think the first five or six times would have been enough there.

[lologirl419]

Not in SMeyer's book, it's not, so not in Zax's video.

Always accurate :)

[Necury]

God damn. Bella sounds like a dying crow. Imagine having to hear that during sex? I *almost* feel bad for Edward.

[SeeleyBooth]

EXORCIST!!! Bella is freaky. She's such a badly written character and KStew's bad acting makes it worse.

[HellDevil75]

Does that actually happen in the movie? With Bella going "WAHHH" in her bed, or whoever the hell is doing that.

It sounds like she's saying "HELLLO!!!" Wow.

[ZaxfromTSdC]

It's ripped directly from the latest trailer for New Moon.

[Gr33nkiwi]

Oh God that was awesome.

I'm literally almost crying with laughter :P

Do you remember the whole "40 reasons with Twilight is better than Harry Potter" video by those two clueless bitches. One of their reasons was "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix" was an "emo-fest."

I guess their right. I mean New Moon was not emo at all. I actually found it the opposite. I mean, I thought glitterglue was gone for good.

I seem to have forgotten ... Bella is BELLA-SUE

[JFMello1116]

I've heard a rabbit in my cat's clutches make a more appealing sound than Bella made!

[ZaxfromTSdC]

And people said the whining sound I had made for the original was grating. XD

[friendofamegaposer88]

heh. how wrong they were...

[MetalBlossom606]

Talk about over the top: just like the book. Good job, Kristen, lmao.

[aabbiq]

That was beautiful.

[friendofamegaposer88]

this video's funny, but the screaming's ANNOYING!!

[ZaxfromTSdC]

Quite so. T'is the point. XD

[friendofamegaposer88]

can't argue with that...

[SBTheWriter]

Awesome - my girlfriend'll love this. xD

[ZaxfromTSdC]

Good times will be had by all. :D

[kumiko808]

Great quote of your New Moon in 60 seconds video!

[ZaxfromTSdC]

*tips imaginary hat*

I hadn't posted anything in a while, and I'd recently seen the new trailer, so I thought I'd post this to let y'all on Youtube know I'm still kickin'. :D

[kumiko808]

Glad to know you're still kicking, then. I'd really love to kick a few buckets filled with water and shreds of this new moo...vie coming out.

How've you been, Zax?

[ZaxfromTSdC]

Alright. The site, my job, and my nephew have been keeping me busy. D:

[loto159]

That scream sounds like a Tasmanian devil!

[ZaxfromTSdC]

Or a wild pig. >.>

[Mariofan1988]

Very annoying.

[ZaxfromTSdC]

I know, right?

[Metamorpha]

Yup, that about sums it up.

Uh-WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[ZaxfromTSdC]

Uh-WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Uh-WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Uh-WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Uh-WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Uh-WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

XD

[JFMello1116]

Clever editing there could yield a YTP-style music video to Down With The Sickness!

"Uh-WAAA'AAA'AAA'AAAH?"

[ZaxfromTSdC]

Yeah..I'm not that good with editing. Obviously. >.>;