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  • "Out of the way mudbloods!" XD

  • "Out of the way mudbloods!" XD

  • simply adored and relished Lord FancyPants last year and was utterly aghast he didn't go further

    

  • loved him last year and aghast he didn't go further

  • just heard you on KATG! Great!

  • Jared is so funny! I got to see him with some friends in the basement of the P.I.T. in NYC a couple weeks ago. One of his jokes was on the royal wedding, I hadn't laughed that hard in a while, had us in stitches. Keep up the good work Jared!

  • Oh man, I finally found this!

    Would all plebeians please form a corridor?

    HAHA!

  • "Out of the way, Mudbloods" XD

  • 0:01

  • Oh this guy was on last comic standing. He's hilarious.

  • That guy didn't stay on long enough!

  • wow. brilliant. haha, i'm tearing.

  • part of me?? xD

  • I love that he got in a Harry Potter AND a Lord of the Rings reference. XD

  • I liked him and would like to see more.

  • sorry this guy wasn't funny at least to me i mean not even a chuckle, he's just way to clean of a comic.

  • i was surprised this guy didn't get through on last comic standing, he had me busting up AND worked the word Plebian into his bit!

  • @guitargeekusa

    Me too! I was crying at the whole "pardon me" bit! He definitely should have advanced.

  • PUT THIS GUY BACK ON LAST COMIC STANDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    he had one of the best acts. I can't beleive they didnt pick him.

  • @upstatefunk i agree, i mean he did did way better than jamie lee but she got in anyway

  • @BrettGTelV its ten times easier for a girl to get through, gotta meet the quota.

  • this guy was definitely the funniest one on last comic standing. he was the only one that made me genuinely crack up.

  • so upset that this guy didn't make it on last comic standing :(

  • I LOVE YOU !!!!!

  • Funny dude - he got burned on L.C.S.....the girl judge didn't like him at all during his act earlier in the day ..... can't figure that one out....

  • This guy and pete holmes ripped it on CH

  • wanted to see him make it through on LCS. I thought he was hilarious and I loved the way he did the rolling "pardon me" and the "fanciest man in the world". Hilarious.

  • he used that material on last comic standing. yet he didnt make it through :(

  • the mudblood comment just makes this video

  • He did the "pardon me" bit on Last Comic Standing...I was chuckling until he said the word "Mudblood". I died laughing.

    Come to Chicago this summer, Jared!

  • Tis guy is by far the best comedian to ever be on Ch live, at least in my oppinion, I would literally go to see this

  • I dunno why, but he kinda reminds me of a American Michael McIntyre.

  • @kaimon96

    Because he moved quite a lot around the stage and is a very cheery guy.

  • haha he sounds like streeter

  • Brillant....

  • amazing

  • God this is fresh! Great material!

  • Harry Potter joke FTW. lol

  • lord of the rings hahaha

  • hahaha shame on oprah, brilliant comedy, well timed.

  • Awesome So funny

  • so im not the only one who noticed there were a lot of gey ppl on top chef =D

  • That was hilarious

  • I keep coming to watch this just to hear him say "Stancy" xD

    One of my favorite CH-Lives! =]

  • HAhahah me too!

  • hilarious

  • Very animated guy

  • he's very funny, i hope he gives a longer set soon

  • these CH lives are my favorite :D

  • somehow he looked like streeters brother

  • they have the same mannerisms

  • dude thats what i though!

  • @mugen18 fat white guys with checked shirts do that.

  • @mugen18 i think he looks more like Biff Tannen. Now i'm gonna make like a tree and get outta here.

  • "out of the way mudbloods"

    ROFL

  • michael jordan...rlly....

  • this guys awesome. he reminds me of timmy from the whitest kids 'u know

  • "Seven Donald Trumps to equal one bowl of Oprah"

    Haha! That's really smart, I like it. :P

  • 0:39 xDD

  • Did He Die?!!!!!!!

  • One of the better live performances if seen by CH.  Could use better transition between jokes.

  • fauntleroy, not folteroy, motherfucker

  • Hilarious. Good stuff. I like his energy and delivery.

  • I think he was alright, but he definitely needs some improvement.

  • I didn't find him funny at all.

  • HAHAHAH!! love it! XD

  • Hey everyone, stand in awe of the world's most mature youtube user. Hey buddy, I don't know what incredible comedy you're watching, but this shit's pretty funny.

  • wtf just shut up

  • Shut up, you CANNOT do any better, bitch.

  • What's this? A flame war? Oh, good sport! I believe I'll just join right in.

    Oh, what to say, what to say...

    Oh, I know! Let's begin with the obvious.

    "Your mother is a very salacious individual who enjoys recreational intercourse."

  • LOL BootrossB. =]

  • I aim to please.

  • Haha, I can tell. Love your sense of humour.

  • I appreciate it. Usually the response is just "GTFO FAG" or something of the like.

  • Lol. =]

  • Your mother sucks her own dick.

  • Well I fucked your dad then killed him

  • You never had a dad

  • Yeah because I killed him

  • Meh.

  • ehhhh

  • rofl he spits @ 0:50 to 0:58

    look closely

  • he's really good lol

  • hey uhhhh oprah used to be poor as fuck thats y shes "a woman of the people"

  • average, but hopefully he doesn't plan on making a living out of being a comedian.

  • He was pretty good.

  • meh

  • I enjoyed this XD

  • Fauntleroy, not Folteroy--Read a Book Motherfucker!

  • I don't know what all these comments are about, this is hilarious! I laughed the whole time!

  • haha he can clean up some of his jokes, but i think he was pretty funny.

  • This guy is really annoying....

  • 0:53 it looks like he spits lolololol

  • he did spit

  • People need to not be so hard on this guy. I thought it was pretty good and I got some laughs out of it. No need to nitpick. It just makes you look like a bitter prick.

  • This Sucks

  • you suck

  • I did not lol =.=

  • this joke is awful. the joke is that is sucks right?

  • he needs to change his look.

  • how is this college humor? the guy can't even pronounce fauntleroy correctly!

  • needs some work but pretty funny

  • sounds too ranty, needs to slow it down a bit. but the content was pretty good.

  • lol where the red fern grows is my all time favorite book

  • it's little lord fauntleroy, not lord folteroy.

  • way to spell college wrong "collage"

  • i thought it was meant to be college...as in college humour coz the guys met up in college or something like that...?

  • you probly had to google that

  • omg i didn't know there was a collage humor live

  • some nice fake laughs there

  • he isnt very funny

  • I heard that "pardon me" is said when you outgas [:

  • He's great! Why does this vid only have 4.5 stars?

    ...oh, probably because of the Oprah slams. Darn.

  • kinda funny.... at least he didn't cuss alot... that ruins it sometimes....

  • Stop fucking changing things on the video, cause it keeps on getting on my god damn subscriptions list.

  • Not Folteroy, Fauntleroy, motherfucker!

  • the best way to do it

  • aren't you awesome

  • this guy was actually SUPER funny. the beginning was a bit worrying, but he ended up being hilarious.

  • F@(*&n hilarious

  • besty bestofferson

  • favorite of all college humors comedians!

  • I lol'd

  • lol He is really funny. Best one so far.

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  • my fav comedian

  • Definitely the best I've seen. Get Lorraine D. whose interning for you all (ucb) to do stand up. she's high-lar.

  • Haha.. I love the Required Reading bit.

  • Haha, actually pretty funny.

    Lol'd when he just went "Nnno!" to whoever clapped for Oprah.

  • should be more of him

  • I say pardon me. hahahaha

  • Hell yeah!! Jared Logan Bitches!

    He was so eloquent I thought I take it down a knotch.

  • lol funny man

  • haha u got the intro music from garageband

  • Funny ass shit

  • That countdown at the beginning (Trhee, two, one *BAM MUSIC STARTS*) is from Garageband ;) when u go to Special effects (or something like that) and then click Radio sounds(or something like that ;DD)there is the same sound. :D

    dunno does this have anything to do with anything but I just wanted to point it out ;)

  • hilarious good going :D

  • LOL he was actually funny!!!

  • So funny. I loved the mudblood part.

  • Screw the whole month earlier thing.

  • required reading, had to read a few of those myself

  • at 0:45 the guy looks preagnant

  • out of the way mudbloods! =D that was amazing!

  • I AM THE WORDS FANCIEST MAN!

  • wht is tht noise after every video when it says college humor

  • it's from that one jake and amir video where amir drugs jake...haha i think it's called jake and amir sleeping pills or something

  • Hardly Working Sleeping Pills

    /watch?v=EBhj20nbvps

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  • sounds like someone gasping

  • meh

  • not funny

  • hell yea hella boring

  • huh, this was the first live comedy stand that didnt make me even smile

  • hahha true dat

  • That theatre looks like a little theatre we have in Fullerton. Crazy. :]

  • LMAO awesome!

  • excuse me or pardon me?

    this kid does his homework?

    oprah sucks?

    way to fight fucking humor : /

  • I wish you all the peace of these mountains. ;-)

  • 7 Donald Trumps to equal one bowl of Oprah

  • Haha, after 30 seconds it was hilarious, loved the lotr joke

  • i approve

  • is this comedy :S irritating.

  • haha.he was fucking awesome.

  • yeah, I always notice that about people ;p when they only own books like To Kill a Mocking Bird, Catcher in the Rye, etc, then it's obviously they haven't further mentally or emotionally matured since highschool :P A Separate Peace was a good book though ;-)

  • lord of the rings joke at the end was hilarious. :D

  • I lol'd.

  • Nice