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  • Bad show.

  • ASIAN LEVEL

  • all wankers in DPRK: 2010 I went there on holiday (believe it or not) and was told that 2012 the country will be amongst the G8 countries! When I asked how that would be possible, to shoot from the last country to the top 8 the answer was: because it is the 100th birthday of the Great Leader. That's jaw dropping logic... Still, now it's 2012 and they don't have shit to eat.

  • North Korean dictators lie just as much American show hosts think they understand the culture and infrastructure of other countries.

  • We have propaganda too. It's called Fox News.

  • @masterskyrunner

    No one forces you to watch Fox News. No one in America is executed for disagreeing with Bill O'Reilly. Every country has propaganda, not every country has prison camps, mass starvation, public executions. I can't fathom why Americans think they are so oppressed.

  • @TheTollundWoman We aren't "oppressed", we just aren't told the truth. Fox is propaganda because they do everything the corporatists and gov. tell them to, from censoring liberty rallies to propporting lies about Iran.

    We have been freer in the past and we don't feel we are being treated like people should in a principled constitutional republic.

  • Actually I knew 4 languages :) and I'm European ... Good hit!

  • This kid sounds like Buddha. Therefore it is safe to assume that if we are lying about present day history then how can we believe the ancient story of Buddha, Jesus, God, John Smith or any other bullshit story? If we can't even verify something that is happening now then how can we verify something that happened thousands of years ago? Ridiculous.

  • He could urinate out of his mouth at five.

  • LOL he sounds like Bill Braskey from old SNL's. Brasky's semen can form into a liquid human - like the guy from 'Terminator 2 To Bill Brasky!

  • Don't bring Jesus Christ into it. That wasn't propaganda. Stop insulting people who love God, we're tired of it.

  • @Iceland1944 It's the same thing, c'mon now this is 2012 not 1500!!!

  • @Iceland1944 Yhea! stop insulting christians! there's nothing wrong with being mentally retarded!.

  • @AlessandroTheCynical

    Believing something irrational doesn't make you "retarded."

  • @TheTollundWoman but you do agree it's irrational huh?

  • @AlessandroTheCynical

    faith by definition is irrational. there's no concrete evidence of god.

  • why do americans say wrastle?

  • @lilsi93 it's a joke making fun of other americans who say it like that

  • @lilsi93 Because THIS ISNT WRASTLEING! :)

  • @lilsi93 Most don't. It's usually associated with hicks.

  • @BCBtheBeastlyBeast oh ok. thanks

  • @lilsi93 We say wrastle because wrestling is fake. lol

  • @lilsi93 definately the FIRST time ive ever heard anyone say that... i forgive him though cuz he is asian lol

  • @lilsi93 fleammm's reply is also pretty accurate.

  • @lilsi93 I high school and college I WRASTLED and kicked some ass. Duh..

  • @lilsi93 "Wrastle" is a Cenk thing, not an American thing.

  • @Uristdorf what about southpark? and ive heard americans say it before

  • @lilsi93 we dont at least not in california

  • @lilsi93 My grandma always use to say " Yall Stop Wrastling" and I say it to gently tease her

  • wtf is with the text?

  • omg is this real he could drive at 3 omg

  • When I was 1 I got laid by Jennifer Aniston.....

  • Of course, after the last world cup when they lost in their first game the players were crying... probably because they were about to be killed for humiliating Kim Jong Il on the world stage. And then the propoganda went to work and claimed they had actually won the world cup, despite only being away for long enough to play 1 game.

    If your source of information about the world you live in is coming from one source that is fixated on lying to you then you are going to believe fucked up shit.

  • @CraigMetalHead Like people believing FOX.

  • @doksekko That is exactly what I was implying. I would have stated it our right but I only had 3 characters remaining after the rest of that rant.

  • Seems like Chuck Norris has a worthy enemy.

  • @TheCrusadex Two people who have lies spread about them and are both dickheads?

  • Did you know Kim Jong Il killed Osama Bin Laden with his bare hands

  • My favorite propaganda in North Korea is, the Peace Sign (holds 2 fingers up) in the USA means Justice. Justice really? If I were even the tiniest brainwashed, to me it would mean, Victory.

  • 0:35 the small kid in white tees is Kim Jong Nam, his eldest son btw.

  • I HAVE TO SAY IT ONES MORE JESUS IS ALIVE

  • I want to get paid to make this shit up for him! It would be so funny!

  • JESUS CHRIST IS NOT DEAD HE IS ALIVE AND HE LOVES YOU BOTH

  • @vking46 Nope, Jesus is deader than dead. No proof he is alive whatsoever. Nice myth though. I wonder how long it took his body to fully decompose. That's kindove a fun thought.....Jesus decomposing in the ground and/or cave. Jesus body 3/4 composed and looking more like sludge than a human. That's fun stuff right there.....sludge Jesus- decomposing and ripe for worm digestion.

  • @vking46 Don't be an Idiot.

  • come on... I totally buy that he could drive at the age of three. My son is 3 and if he could somehow reach the pedals I bet he could drive. And I drive stick. It's not that difficult. The main thing would be not driving into a wall.

  • The burning question is: Can he still wrestle a grizzly today? I'd love to see footage of that.

  • This overcompensation for me is strong evidence that KimJong-un will be full of fail. I give the DPRK 10 years before it collapses or wears out the tolerance of the International Community. It's OVAH! O-V-A-H.

  • I know he's doing all this stuff now, but I heard a few quotes from his younger days that give some hope that he has a sense of decency.

    Maybe Kim Jong-Un will actually try to be a decent person and move North Korea to being better.

    That's being really optimistic, but let's hope.

  • Listen TYT, stop spamming my Youtube page with this retarded shit, NOBODY CARES.

  • why does this whole family look so damn scary?

  • You got to love Stalinist propaganda.

  • What an incredibly UGLY family!!!

  • He looks like an Olmec colossal head.

  • @leviathanopolitan BTW lololol

  • For the mother korea

  • whats witht the subtitles? they dont even say the same thing?

  • @UFCfanboy7898 LOL I know. But you can turn them off by clicking on CC.

  • when Kim Jung Un was 3, he was called by the Grey Beards, and ended up telling them what their destiny was. When he was 12, he arm wrestled Chuck Norris, and lasted a full three seconds. In high school, he invented paper. He created string theory while doodling on a cocktail napkin.

  • You know, I heard Kim Jong Il couldn't shit or piss for, something like, what, two weeks? Two weeks. Just before he died.

    I know there's a fuckton of crazy lies that've come out of North Korea, but...if there's one thing that was probably true? It was probably that.

    Imagine. You can't shit or piss. Two weeks later, you die. Coincidence? I think not.

  • Kim Jung Un can transform into big rig just like Optimus Prime. And he once beat up Optimus Prime in a fist fight at the age of 6.

  • @LawyerScumGhost Yes, he was six, but it actually happened BEFORE he was born, because he had travelled back in time.

  • I knew 4 languages when I was 18 *confident stance*.

  • @Cyberspine i knew 4 languages when i was 14

    :)

  • @59spore troll face jk good for you

  • I hear Kim Jong Un doesnt have to wipe his butt after he poops.

  • Dr. Evils father claims to have invented the question mark.... Just like Kim Jong-Un

  • Does anyone honestly believe North Korea made crazy propaganda like this about Kim Jong Un? THIS IS INSANE.

    The Korean War never ended, so propaganda is created daily against this country. The fact is that the defectors never carry any passports, South Korea built the fucking wall, in South Korea you can be arrested for talking positively about Kim Jong Il or North Korea as a country, North Korea does not starve, and even if it did starve if America is so good why doesn't America help them!?

  • @AtheismCentral TROLL don't feed the TROLL!!!

  • @AtheismCentral you do know they are trying to help, South Korea and America are trying to clear this mess up and help but Kim-Jong Un is like his father and the wall was placed there during the wall and who would even think North Korea is a good country with all those prisoner camps.

  • @AtheismCentral The South Koreans send cattle over the border every now and then. Civilians who have been able to visit North Korea say their every move is monitored and you can clearly see from the footage that there are virtually no overweight people in DPRK, apart from Kim Jong Un.

    Plus there are constantly people escaping over the border to China, and their accounts on their lives in DPRK.

    How else do you explain all the Koreans crying over their dead leader than ridiculous propaganda?

  • 28-30 years of age, plays video games, likes manga, and has a baby face.

  • cant tell if they are only making fun of little Kim or Using Kim as a tool to attack christianity

  • @luoshuigui they're not attacking christianity. He studied propaganda and the bible. U Christians think any facts are an attack on christianity. But I guess i would too if my beliefs were based on myths.

  • @luoshuigui You're a fucking idiot for seeing that as an attack against christianity. Fuck you.

  • The propaganda piece at the beginning is obviously not true...everybody knows Asians can't drive!

  • At least they know better than making up stories about walking on water and rising from the dead, who'd believe that shit today.

  • pause on 2:14. the average man's hands are the same size as his face. kim jong un's tiny, chubby little hands maybe cover 1/3 rd of his giant moon face. which suggests the dear leader has a tiny little weiner.

  • lol what a troll

  • He can also heal the blind and turn water into wine. Sounds familiar?

  • @MirceaKitsune

    who turned water in to wine?

  • @Mohrkai The only guy who had propaganda done in his name more than Kim Jung-un. His name was Jesus

  • @MirceaKitsune

    no he never.

  • i can jizz 8 times in one day.... i mean i can umm...

  • Kim Jong vs Chuck Norris

  • "There's some, like, European dudes who know four languages as a teenager."

  • Its Kim Il Sung not Kim Sung Il

  • north korean propaganda reminds me of the stuff you see writen on the paddle pops box about paddle pop lion. when kim jung un goes body boarding in fiji he rides waves as big as giraffes

  • Alright Chuck Norris... your move.

  • its condescending they get the Asian guy to tell us about the Asian guy

  • who saying all the things about kim jung un only cenk and tyt believe this stuff comes from NK and not America

  • Kim Jong-un has a small wong-un

  • MY GOD...KIM JUNG-UN IS A GOD...

  • All those talents but still so ronery

  • Kim Jong Il obtained his evil propaganda ideas by reading a Bible? Wow, that's a remarkable claim I'd like to see a source for.

  • I was driving a Massey Ferguson tractor at age three. Where can I get my own country?

  • A challenger for Chuck Norris appears?

  • Kim Jon un really sounds like a Female name...Maybe he is a transgender fag

  • lol political activism through youtube....cool..

  • kim jong un obv took the stickers of his rubix cube...he learnt that from me

  • Kim Jong-un thinks he's Chuck Norris!

  • I like his hair style.. so 90's

  • Kim Jung-un vs. Chuck Norris = Armageddon

  • Jong un has the sickest fade

  • come on solving a rubiks cube isn't that hard, I did it last friday when i was totally wasted

  • @konigstiger93 Yeah, I finish rubiks cubes under 3 seconds all the time too when I'm totally wasted.

  • Oh I wasn't the first one making that joke :O

  • I think you guys are reading Chuck Norris' bio.

  • YOu gotta understand. It might seem like ridiculous lies to the rest of the world, but they don't care about the rest of the world. They only want their ppl to believe that stuff. And some of them do! And the others better act like they do or they go to nice little camps

  • *cults of personality. I know, I know; I'm a grammar nazi. So, sue me.

  • I heard he was the moth man

  • Kim Jung-un....He the MOFO

  • the truth is...alle the bullshit about religion we are getting told is the same!!

    and billions of people bleives this crap!! muslims christians....

  • watch?v=VCQKEXkFnY4 "Footsteps" with lyrics (Kim Jong Uns praise song)

  • @SherShahSuriKhan Why do you talk about religion ...... we talk about NK here ... He use the bible to do Propaganda ... You are out of the subject when you talk about Jeasus and Religion .....

  • this reminds me of george bush somewhat

  • @SherShahSuriKhan i don't find it offensive because being an ex-christian i've found through historically factual research that Jesus is not a real person, there are three other divinity stories turned down by the Roman Catholic Church, Jesus wasn't written about until 30 years after his supposed death and resurrection, the fact of the matter is this, No religion is based on facts, just beliefs people have been pumped and scared into believing.

  • omg religion is bullshit

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  • When Kim Jong-un was born he strangled the doctor to death with his own umbilical cord for looking at his mom's coochy.

  • I masterd 4 languages till i was 16 :) so it is kinda realistic

  • @JGBrands Actually it is...are you an arab or something?you must be new here on the net...Here on youtube we usually don't give a shit about Speeling mistakes or Grammer...

  • @vitalodion You are a fucking retard.

  • @JGBrands

    ouch!

  • @JGBrands ^ PWNED !

  • @vitalodion You haven't mastered English, obviously. :)

  • @Kyntheria Sure i didn't...

  • great subtitles: (3:30) "they are all powerful" becomes "they're all popovic kelly..." WTF LOL!

  • cenk cenk cenk.

    islamist propaganda is a lot more similar to the situation in NK

  • "...the delusions of a mad man ... he says it for himself, he's just like a crazy person who just tells ridiculous lies of himself."

    And I thought: "Whoops, where they talking about Newt Gingrich again?!"

  • Wait, what was that about the Bible and propaganda?

  • He's fat.

  • People don't have another choice.

    Indeed.

    Free market doesn't sound so bad after all.

  • They learned from Fox News!

  • With his chubby cheeks he looks so gentle

    it doesn't fit for an evil dictator.

  • north korea reminds me of the book nineteen-eighty-four

  • @Jingozaa I was just thinking that too. I wonder if the reason for such outrageous lies is for some kind of ingsoc reason; e.g. Oceania has always been at war with East-Asia, even though they had only started fighting two weeks before & been at war with Eurasia.

    That is to say the purpose of the lie is to weed out political dissidents in the ruling communist party rather than being properganda for the general population.

  • @Jingozaa The oppressed people of 1984 at least had food.

  • Kim Jong-un penetrates a woman's ovaries to impregnate all the eggs all at once.

    Kim Jong-un can unscramble eggs

    Kim Jong-un butters his bread with your mother's pussy juice

    Kim Jong-un ran the 40 yard dash on his balls

    Kim Jong-un was the first man to successfully have a blow job from a great white shark

    Kim Jong-un taught a penguin to fly

    The Titanic didn't hit an iceberg, it hit Kim Jong-un's cock when he was skinny dipping

    Kim Jong-un made banana bread using a monkey

  • @Shadowlit001 LMAO

  • @Shadowlit001 baby boy you still baby kim

  • @Shadowlit001 sounds like chuck norris

  • In the family picture, that is not Kim Jong Un, that's Kim Jong nam, whom is Jong Il's oldest son and half brother of the Jong Un. There haven't been too many photographs on Jong Un as a boy. Just one official photograph.

  • fat son of a bitch

  • I wonder if the people writing North Korean propaganda are the same guys who write all those Chuck Norris jokes?

  • he once caught a bullet with his bare hands... twice.

  • Many north Korean are surprised to find out that Kim Jung Il is just a man when they arrive in south Korea. Having a demigod leader is the truth they grew up with and the only truth they know.

  • I think this is indicative of a very inexperienced leader. They should know not to go so far as to make a mockery of their country, and fact that they went this far with the lies shows that the leadership in N Korea has no experience at this...

  • "I've come to kill your monster!"

  • who ever did the subs sucks...

  • Jesus is Alive !

  • Chuck Norris has finally met his match...

  • that little kid in the in the kim family photo isn't kim jung un, its his older half brother kim jung nam, the compulsive gambler with a really bad hooker problem. that photo ws taken in the 70s

  • UKINITE SANKCIJE LJUDIMA!!! NJIMA I KUBI I PUSTITE LJUDE U MIRU!!!

  • I doubt he's the one who even made those up. Probably his advisors.

  • the kid next to Kim jong-il in the pic is not Kim jong-un, its Kim Jong-nam, the eldest son.

  • the movie "alien vs predator" was originally called "alien vs predator vs Kim Jung-un". It had to be cancelled because it was 12.5 seconds long.

  • I bet Newt Gingrich will be using the North Korean propaganda team to help him in the coming weeks. Things like, Newt is a loyal husband and father. Newt believes in family values and would never take money as a Washington lobbyist. The list is endless.

  • Chuck Norris ? Who's that guy ? My new idol is Kim Jong-Un

  • Fact: Kim Jung Un has invented a time machine, and has used it to subtly alter history in numerous ways that we haven't even noticed, because we live in a world where it's always been that way. The reason Japan curves away from North Korea on maps is because the island of Honshu is afraid of Kim Jung Un. You may have heard about the time Kim Jung Un wrestled a bear. What you don't know is that he did it using only his dick.

  • so thats what happened to the kid from UP.

  • @77fili77 Kim Jung Un was indeed the kid from UP. At that point in his life, he had already killed 20 terrorists by staring at them really hard.