Dan3.0 - Pogo Burrito Road Trip

[KiraDanny]

lol , look at the clock.. during the vid xD

[milroxsox]

Awwww, Danielle... :(

[tehsnipah1337]

6:00-6:02 danielle looks like a witch in that makeup.

[tehsnipah1337]

Daniele:How is your burrito?

Dan:(in a funny tone)Soggy,but delicious.

[tehsnipah1337]

where did you get the music from 3:14???

[Azami4117]

aaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!! the beard!!!

[Samail666]

Fuckin' A+ Tetris & Dr. Mario.

[MrCreamyfudge]

i hate the beard

[mauro12345402]

shes got nice legs XD

[OTATre]

i miss the hair and the beard :c

[KidCoda]

aaah! Dan with a beard! I guess I'm so used to seeing him with really short hair and facial-hairless so... yeah... WAH!

[pluckythechicken]

Does anyone else want to play tetris with Danielle?

[theskatingguitarist]

I have to try that pogo juggling thing

[OnsotineFilms]

Who else was watching Danielle playing tetris?

[Mateusz0792]

look a watch :D

[Sparky5856]

That Tetris game made me want to play Tetris when I first watched this video, so I went to the Facebook version. And I am still addicted to it. Tetris FTW

[MikeCooperMusic]

I take a road trip to Walmart to buy buns. I'm a spy and also have an ear-cam. Click my name to see my it!

[Reggie1316]

Pogo Stick Win.

[1TheRussiaNinja]

she swam here from japan. lol

[numbersism]

I was going to refresh the page to skip the commercial until I realized that it was

WHEEZY WAITOR!!! :D

And I also remembered that the refresh trick doesn't work anymore...

[inkruin]

for some reason... you strike me as someone who should probably have been on monty python. just saying.

[MLC192]

Eat a burrito laced with bleach.

[jumao1]

omg come to miami florida i got soo happy when i said you started going south only to be dissapointed when i saw you went to texas :(

[Anshky]

Dallas on November 17?! A day before my birthday?! So awesome!!!! :DD

[superdudeMN]

IS SHE PLAYING A SUPER NITENDO?!?!?!? BEST SYSTEM EVER

[Moskow341]

BEARD

[sumapumaSHOW]

WEEEEZY ADD

[fatallyxbored]

He keeps frikken moving -____-

[kamilla112233]

''I can see your nipples''.. Hahahha :D

[danasmana]

I am also too tall for normal shower heads.

its a sad life.

[XxMasterMaplexX]

dude u fucking rock at pogo stick!!

[koreaboi22]

sorry i was so focused on the clock next to you, Dan. please forgive me

[CharlieRosek]

Damn you, People-who-don't-have-passport­s-plus-Danielle-who's-an-illeg­al-immigrant. I won't forget this.

-A Vengeful Canadian.

[PunkPlaidKitty]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOT PHILLY!!

[Underdog922]

Why do you have a beard and mustache what happened to a clear face, and how old are you? you should really make a show saying how you grew your beard. thumbs up if you agree.

[BlckHrt141]

@Underdog922 It was a Task, smart one.

[FableofLife]

If you're going to Dallas you should come to Louisiana!!! Come to New Orleans!!!! Nothing Nerdy ever happens here!!!!!

[jyargman]

Alright.

Danielle playing Tetris put this song in my head. Brentalfloss Tetris song. Search it up.

[ledzeppelin13982]

Ignore the horde of hairless infidels that are demanding that you shave.

They know not the glories of possessing a manly beard-forest.

[ledzeppelin13982]

Ignore the horde of hairless infidels that are demanding that you shave.

They know not the glories of possessing a manly beard-forest.

[Connerence12]

sweet beard dan

[lolzXPkellz]

NYC!! woot!

[b0otube]

have you seen the lavender dragon music video yet? search it on youtube.

[lolzXPkellz]

NEW YORK CITY FTW!!!!! :D

[hiddenchannelTV]

I CAN POGOSTICK WITH MY DICK!!! ^__^ he he

[karzon70]

let Danielle to give you a haircut

[thedruglord]

0:20

[Arrowhilt]

Lol, the three and the nine from the clock got lost...........

[Arrowhilt]

Lol, the three and the nine from the clock got lost.......

[PaperMondes]

:( not coming to Canada

[jmlapuz14]

I had a burrito for dinner tonight!

[miffy3698]

aww he's not coming to canada sad face :(

[dramaqueen544]

:( no houston........

[MadeleineJK]

NOVEMBER THIRD IS GONNA MAKE MY LIFE. 

[connorbecool]

lol...danielle at the end

[ulmboy556]

with his hair wet, he looks like Bo Burnham

[KoolThing14]

@ulmboy556 meh not rly

[MegaAppless]

shave dam u!!!!!!

[MsChandlerJohnson]

So for some reason, facial hair really turns me off. But your facial hair is... okay. :)

[Ripskater00]

Shave your beard, cut your hair, break up with Danielle, and go back to making videos like crocs and cheetos and guitar hero sundays.

[FullTonProductions]

dan, you make me so happy!! :D

[rokstargirl123]

what's up with ford fiestas + youtubers?

[51mfeticFox]

@rokstargirl123 Because Ford sponsor lots of tubers because the new Fiesta's have lots of gadget stuff and they are relatively cheap and very very pretty ^.^

[danasmana]

@rokstargirl123 Ford gives them to 'em.

[OnsotineFilms]

@rokstargirl123 Ford thinks it's a good market to advertise to.

[TheCruzmeister]

@rokstargirl123 thats a great question. tons of youtubers got em.

[gothtasticgirl]

omg!!!!! i am soooo gonna go 2 boston whn he comes :DDDD

[jellybeanbaby92]

DanBrown has changed... Sellout much, he just lost a subscriber?! =D

[wweadx2]

Anyone ever watch the clock while he jump cuts?

[pitifulication]

1:01 lolol

[xxlkrustylxx]

Daniele Let us see your FEET!!!!

[Comblit]

this is getting epic

[collegeandcoffee]

@Pacmanghost hey I go to college there too.

[Pacmanghost]

@collegeandcoffee haha if you can finish this statement then we go to the same school... who's house?

[theysaymonica]

you're coming to chicago! omg.

[Center66lljk]

only if i could go to philly 0.o

[TheEdwardLovesBella]

You know eating when stood up gives gazes! Plus a Burrito! yeah eww

[giggs102]

omfg. los angleas? ashfakjshfdfguhaf i hav fucking schooolll T_T. i will ditch. :D

[HurricaneShadow]

Thumbs up if you think Dan should go pogo sticking on a cars passing by :P

[SuperPokemonPower]

WTF IS THE SONG AT 3:16!?!? PLEASE TELL ME!

[94thorn]

@SuperPokemonPower time machine by air ive been looking for this song for a year and a half!!

[combatpanda101]

thumbs up if dan helped u solve the rubix cube

[beial007]

@combatpanda101 RUBIC'S! NOT RUBIX!

[ANGUSisLIFE]

FUCK YOU WHERE'S FLORIDA

[hallokity123]

unsubbed

[Alkali64]

0:01

Pesky ads...

[602155]

haven't seen your videos in a while.. things changed, you've become a man..

[slypie23]

YOU COMPLETELY AVOIDED FLORIDA D:<

[DragonKing997]

when you go to NYC visit Ray!!!!

[sannycool]

WHAT HAPPENED TO BREAKING THE WORLD RECORD??

[chrissyferraro]

where are you gathering in LA??? what are you doing here? i want to come :)

[Jalbok]

I HATE YOU SO MUCH

[Celtise]

Wow a green and also yellow shirt all in one video. Plus no crocs in the shower or on pogostick.

[alicevlogs]

OMG DAN. I was in the Middle East for six months (which means not youtube-worthy internet), and I come back to see you WITH A BEARD AND STACHE!!! Nice!! I'm in Dallas now for a month, hope to see you! :D

[thebadcarcrash]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!­!!!!!!!!!! DALLAS!!!! Dan, you scared me to DEATH! dont EVER say Dallas last again!

[ManlyTwig]

What happened to the bottom right part of your mustache? (Not beard...mustache...just clearing that up)

[ManlyTwig]

Yay for fable three ad :)

[TheWolf739]

@ManlyTwig lol you saw it too, eh?

[DarthBazz]

of course he wears crocs everywhere except the shower. 

[r0b0kar]

lol the clock skips when you cut haha

[regularguy5mb]

My friend made a short film years ago where he ate a burrito in a shower. Hmm...

Folks, the beard is for Halloween. He's going to be a lumberjack.

[LivingSkits]

hahaha!

"I can see your nipples" :)

[layray210]

LMFAO i lovee the end danielle <333333333333333333

[keerak]

That beard makes you look so much like my brother it creeps me out!

[misterhappy2]

Can you say where in each city? I know I'm not alone in wondering where the gathering in one city is (aka PHILLY!!!).

[CheeseGenius]

The beard is only for some, like Wheezy, he's a beard guy...

Blonde hair just doesn't work...

[formenso682]

woot! philly! im gonna see you! :D

[FenderrMann]

whos kacey? or casey?

[carmovision]

Where will the Boston gathering be? Boston Common, I'm assuming?

[RomanceOnHigh]

PLEASE STICK WITH NOV 3rd as Chicago!! ITS AWESOME!!! since you wont come to indy, I'll actually be in chicago already for a huge convention so I can see you while I'm there!!!

[JonasBrosLova]

omfgggggggg peeinggg bostonnn!!!!!! yessssssssssssssss

[artemisf125]

how many games of tetris did she play?

[signevonwood]

Things like these road trips makes me sad. Why do I live i Europe? :(

[LittleReddx]

my cat just wanted to say " dfcccccccccccccccc 15 " ..

[chazfourlife]

I can hardly do 2 pogo jumps but he can juggle while doing it.fail

[MediaMarv]

I like the Clock on the wall. You should always have one.

[MediaMarv]

I like the Clock on the wall. You should always have one.

[TursipielAlthins]

Wait, she swam from Japan...to Nebraska? That's pretty impressive, I must say. To swim to a landlocked state is a feat not many can accomplish. In fact, it's almost as impressive as your mad pogo skillz.

[Futuna26]

Lol i can only just bounce on a pogo stick

[deathbytulips]

33 people get motion sickness

[manikinfear]

Shave the beard!

[pepsiking60]

dans get chunky

[BtoZproductions]

im glad you at least said you would come to Canada sometime, i was really hoping to see you. but i can wait.

[SlugDropsonheads]

man danielle has some nice ass legs...

[spongeyruler]

You totally skipped over Portland, Oregon!

[sixtyonethousand]

haha Dan: I. Am Egg. Sauce.

Me: Egg sauce?

Dan: Ted

Me: Oh, exhausted!

[Tripp426]

Pogostick pwnage. Dan has still (for the most part) got it .

[nuclearnacho]

GET A HAAAAAAIIIIIRRRRRCUUUUT AS A TASK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) it would be very smuzing i think :)

[goricnac]

@nuclearnacho he has a task that is not getting a haircut

[LIANG14]

@nuclearnacho IT'S FOR ANOTHER TASK YOU NOOB! He's growing it to be a lumberjack, do you seriously think he'd get to be like that cos it's cool?

[zorb350]

Anyone know the song?? I'm really curious!

[themanthatrocks985]

Yeeeeeees! Dallas FTW

[DieHardHarryPotterr]

INCLUDE PHOENIX D:

[possiblelozer]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I live in Dallas! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO hopefully it's on a day I can go!

[Tellytatter]

When I first saw Danielle in this video i was like OMFG A SMALL CHILD!

[robynmaureenjeanette]

@Tellytatter this is my first video ive watched of him, can you tell me who danielle is ? please ? lol.

[Tellytatter]

@robynmaureenjeanette Its his girlfriend

[tatmac1]

dan took off his wet clothes and they fucked?

[sophos34]

love the beard. 

[Ilikeroots]

Will you groom your face?

[jamey1121]

Ur going to one of the places were I live awesomeness

[nerfer98]

my pogo stick got run over by a car but i will buy one just cause you cause you inspire me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sencilloficial]

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I WANT MY FUCKING THUMBS UP NOW!

[DailyOC]

thats going to be one long road trip.. how long do you think it will take?

[JoeyHeartz]

I like your beard also if you like these vlogs check mine out (: im a british vlogger

[alexus1019]

ew. shave

[timewarpedVMS]

WHY WONT ANYONE COME TO HOUSTON!?!?! WE'RE THE 4 LARGEST CITY IN THE COUNTRY

[isortaforgot]

@timewarpedVMS I KNO RIGHT!!! DAN NEEDS TO COME TO HOUSTON DAMMIT!

[PlaidTeddyBears]

OMG I LOVE TETRIS!!!!!!!!

[irishmuffin23]

you look like my brother, shave your beard please

[dafaddah]

For some reason I really like watching the clock minute hand jumping forward with the edits in your videos.

[wickedlynatalie]

Dan is starting to look homeless o_O

[ChocolateCoveredMint]

I live in Connecticut, and my birthday is the 7th.

I've always wanted to meet Dan Brown...

And my mother just said no.

I love you Dan D':

[TheCasey813]

please shave your beard!!!!!

[cavinkid]

SEATTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[HotYaoiLove]

Whoot! I'm glad to hear that you're coming to Minnesota... No one comes to Minnesota because we're lame....

[Bellerzz]

ur looking lumberjackey! Hi Dannerzz i love tetris.

[drippyhotdog852]

SF?!?!? WOOT



[passdoutcouchpotatos]

tetris in background

[skunkin53]

magic the gathering

[fluffofnine]

GETTTT PASSPORTS!!!

[rends]

Am I the only one who thinks Danielle is ugly as hell ?

[fluffofnine]

@rends YES!

[TheSethBoom]

@rends Yes

[bleachmaniac12345]

How long will you be in each city? All day? I'm busy during the day to see you in Philly.

[bud3631]

OMG When you go to Chicago visit wheezy waiter and if you do you HAVE TO film it i watch both of you and it will be very fun!