Dragon Age: Killing everyone part 1

[kaulitzforlife]

Oh you know, i just killed an arl's son for raping my friend. Not much else goes on in Denerim LOL

[DemonussArcadess]

and this is y u dont let a fucking elf loose in ferelden

[dessan18]

What happens when you kill or make your companions leave before going to the final battle? I mean what will happen at the part 2 of the fight? You know...the part where you must help the defenses

[PajuRlz]

-Leliana: NO!! AAAAAA!!

-Player uses Bitchslap

-It's super effective!

[DJZ101]

315 Now we threaten priests, how fun! lol

[Bloodassassin92]

Denerim's biggest troll. You make me proud.

[windwaker0rules]

im curious was the game harder acting like a douche

[sarahjla84]

This made me laugh so hard I cried. I didn't even know half of these things were possible. Too funny. Genius game writers.

[Arcanon792]

The Kitchen Knife of Doom

Type: Dagger

Material: Human Bone

Requires: 10 points into the Psychopath skill tree

Damage: 1-1

100% chance to kill innocent people

Description: UMAD?

[resident19guy]

Sten Approves +7

[mmxiv]

Most erotic video on youtube.

[UltimateGamersClips]

what happens if you kill leliana and import your save game to da2?

[darkdesigns]

@UltimateGamersClips there's a video of it on youtube. She says the Maker brought her back to life.

[0669existence]

i love this video its very refreshing

[khaza1wolfgurl]

awwww poor puppy!! D:

[Cheburashka207]

09.56 Die,bitch!!!

[Cheburashka207]

Too bad you can't become a Death Knight and exterminate all human filth.

[killermish]

Leliana was turning in to Hulk

[diegon59]

you killed the dog?!?...you killed the dog monster!!!

[lodrik13]

what's the game at 5:40? is it from any dlc?

[YOURBLEACHSTOP]

@lodrik13 search the old guy's name, dude. it's the warden's keep dlc.

[OMGILOVEMANGA97]

Honestly, out of everyone that was killed all I could think was, nooooooo not the dog!

[MrMercuryshade]

this video made my day



[HooshaLex]

You KILLED the fucking dog? You sick bastard

[3zaldo]

What mission is it at 0:24, 4:31 and at 05:12? :p never seen those before :)

[TheChiefSteel]

This video has inspired me to go start a new dark character. I love this game. Great video.

[Arbioxdabest1]

Leliana" NO!! RAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Warden: *slashes once and kills*

LOL

[tulpoy]

lol

[AdzScorpion]

The Greatest Weapon in Dragon Age: Cheese Knive

[MrJonnyVincent]

4:31 WHAT'S THIS MISSION?

[MrJonnyVincent]

you killed the dog! MAN, YOU KILLED THE DOG???!!!

[arowerlikenoother]

actually you didn't kill everyone, you didn't kill the elf messenger in Ostagar!

[673497]

hahaha i love how morrigan is enjoying it XD

[HooshaLex]

WOW you owned Sten! ;D

[PunkRockFreak09]

NO HOW COULD YOU KILL THE DOG!!!!!!!! YOU MONSTER!!!

[Killerica5]

muahahah i just laft myslef to death waching this

[OroborusFMA]

"Where's the next one?" LOL

[IronMaster777]

morrigan approves +100



[Feedmelols]

This is why i loved DAO!

[TheOrderOfThePoodle]

Morrigan: "Now we threaten priests, how fun :D!"

[mamobster1500]

Why did leliana attack you at the end?

[AramisFI]

@mamobster1500 Because Leliana is a devoted follower of Chantry teachings and Maker.. so defiling the ashes of Makers lover and great prophet of his is pretty much too sacrilegious in her eyes.

[zorrgon56]

Since I have an evil mage, I always destroyed the circle, but the thing I dont get, is Alistair didnt say shit when I went to kill wynne

[kinseeen]

geez, Morrigan must looove you

[NEXESandKEN]

how could you kill the dog you monster :0

[Kirinet]

Damn me and my moralfag ways, I could never do an evil run ): I want to so bad, but I just love everyone in the game so much (excluding Anora), I couldn't bare to offend them. I can't even call Cailan "human lord" because he's so charming and sweet.

They're just pixels and written scripts, why can't I do this???

[WookieeLover101]

@Kirinet I feel your pain!

[H3LM3TK1D]

4:30 That's what she said.

[TheSoldier0fortunE]

Morrigan in a Chantry Robe. Hahahaha oh the irony.

[mvp987654]

mmuuurrdddeeerrrr

[chrisafreak]

lol love the fact it shows killing of everyone fine but killing a dog gets the censor also at the end Lelianas epic fail just made me rofl xD

[CouncillorDayv]

1 clip, everyone's naked. The next, Leliana in Chasind robes, Alistair in commoner's clothes, Morrigan in a chantry robe. It doesn't get better than this.

[Finalhellmaster]

NUOOOOOO, THE DOG NUOOOOOO T____T

[666tedac666]

1:09 bastard knife-ear bitch! XD

[hanziparish555]

now this i find amusing

[DarthVader807]

You may have done this on purpose but even so, dude, WTF is wrong with you !?

[sonne2]

I miss this game... Dragon age 2 was FAIL!

[FALUKYOURMOM]

@sonne2 compare to origins yes

[sonne2]

@FALUKYOURMOM I know. I didn't get the dragon age feel anymore :( Strategy fighting was lost... Origins had better story and characters and yeah i got touched by it. This was make yourself rich from this thing and that thing then fight the champion in the end. No feel

[YourEverydayGameFan]

C'mon man, why the dog?

[ffadicto]

3:40 morrigan boobs jumped

[Ignoranzable]

wtf ? why are they all naked at 1:25 xD

[101limbo]

Your Elf looks like Jennifer Garner



[Xao14]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh maaaaan

Random killing everywhere.

[yetanotherguyhere]

9:50 leliana owned!

[neirfane]

LMAO. Its wrong to laugh. lmao. i don't why i'm laughing so hard. just great timing. thanks for this video!

[existenceisrelative]

You're an evil little psychopath. But an entertaining one. Evil's fun if you can do it quickly, I've never wanted to commit to it for an entire play through.

[bvans187]

this is hilarious

[championofhades]

Morigan + chantry robe = WHAT?

[GWDowns]

I never seen the scene at 5:15.  Is this some downloadable content?

Other than that, I gave you your 100th thumbs up. Sweet video.

[grocker29]

@GWDowns yes it is. It's the old warden commander of ferelden

[SchwarzerVirus]

Oh you missed to kill the Messenger elf D:

[Authorius100]

Oh no! What a massacre :/

[chathu001]

not the dog

[forthecreed1990]

YOU KILLED DOG IF YOU SEE MY WALKING DOWN THE STREET WALK IN THE OTHER DIRECTION

[Big0Beer]

Hehehe Leliana get headshot :p

[RascalyWabit]

I hear you're making a killing, Me too! (Murder Knife) *Trademark*

[milesf92]

how do you do this?

[inphasesith]

@milesf92 Be a dick.

[Mr9TalesFox]

you kill DOG why why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(

[PhillyAssassinX]

I love how u got all these other weapons in this game but u come equip with a special stickin knife for murder and throwin at people. THE PSYCHO BLADE: Enchanted with INSTAKILL

[vos474747]

9:44 Liliana: No!

9:50 Liliana: HARRRRRRRR!

9:53 gets slashed *orgasm noise*

[66Seasons]

WOW! you're a mean person!

But its nice to see the other side of the game

[samuricex]

You bitch, you killed Leliana!

[AsureAgony]

I always kill soldiers on Lothering.

"Send a message to Loghein"? Really, Bioware? Their corpses is a fine message,

[Vampirvork]

Dragonagegirl kills a injured soldier..

Alistair: Remind me not to get injured anywhere near you. <3 ^_^

[jetfighter457]

Damn, I like you. Get the job done. Just fecking ruthless.

[jetfighter457]

Lol..viscous

[ChrisLikesAppleJuice]

i miss these epic decisions in DA2:(

[ColeVecsion]

@ChrisLikesAppleJuice you can actually kill almost as many peiople in DA2, you should try to actually explore the options before bitching bout that aspect

[JordanCrombie]

9:49 - A clear and epic showdown obviously, the climax of the video

[TheRainSnake]

magic "one-hit" knife power... ACTIVATE!!!

[TheRainSnake]

magic knife power... ACTIVATE!!!

[kokoricharmed]

1:27 WHAT? XD Why? XD

[Deathseeker214]

Not the dog,godamnit!

[phase866]

Now we threaten priests, how fun :D

[AppleLilMiss]

1:27 OhLala ;D

[XxAlivexX1]

Huh.... I always wondered what would happen if you didn't get the riddles right...

[raptze]

Haha gangpang party at 01:19

[danielevans411]

How could you!!!!!!!

Kill anyone you want but just leave the dog alone!!!

Its a shame Arl Eamon doesnt let him fight Loghain for the fate of Fereldan though

[Skibbaaa]

8:39 where's the next one :D:D:D

[Narutofan168]

xD I feel like playing through the game again with a completely homicidal character after watching this. =P

[TheBase333]

LOL leianna's death was the best

WUUAAH *bam*

and u shoud have just taken wynne with u and killed her at the ashes scene to, its way mroe evil

[TheBase333]

"Please I've got to return to camp"

*Zooms out to 3 naked dudes*

hahahaha

[zerstoertesherz]

@TheBase333 i just fall down to laugh its awesome

[Croblji]

FUCKING EPIC JAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJA

[tidus114]

Lmao leliana snaps xDD

[pinkapacla]

"Does he word 'insane' means anything to you?"-my thought throught entire video

[tasken5]

08:38 Warden: WHERE IS THE NEXT ONE???!!!

-looks at the urn of sacred ashes-

Ashes: ffuuuu--....

[xisayg]

1:18 Halt! Tremble before Queen Golden Boots and her entourage of Homosexual killers!

[jaclahen]

@xisayg my thoughts exactly

[sissi2002010]

alsitair's comments ROFL i'll try that when i want to have a romance with morrigan :D

[thebigdoubleu]

Nice outfits for your party!

[Alexper12]

1:19 LOOOOL

[ZombieGamer009]

lol when you destroyed the ashes i thought she said " You Hoe!

[myheadhurtss]

What quest is this at 5:10 and further ? Anyone?

[expckpr]

@myheadhurtss I want to know to let me know when you find out

[annanwaters]

@myheadhurtss @expckpr It's from the Warden's Keep DLC.

[HooshaLex]

='[ 

[iKillwolfZX]

Duncan made 9 accounts and disliked this xD lololol

[HUNMura]

Poor dog ='(It would be nice if other players could join in to your game so that we could hunt this elf down...I would really do that.

[StitchingSword]

Aha I burst out laughing when all the characters were naked at 1:23

[HeartlessEternal]

This has to be the funniest Dragon Age video ever!

[Zeroczar]

What armour was Sten wearing?

[Warhamer116]

OH NO NOT THE MURDERKNIFE! NOTHING SURVIVES THE MURDERKNIFE!

[TheSlyerNaga]

When do you get the rest of the BLood Dragon Armore? i got the Chest now and im in the town were you get lillian (a?)

[HeartlessEternal]

@TheSlyerNaga Buy it from Bodahns store at camp.

[zZKaZuRaZz]

Dude this video gave me so many laughters!!!! XD

You sir are truly the Master of Assholery.

Love it when the main character fucking kills for no reason XD HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

by the way do input the complete ending, till the game play continue~ I do hope to see more funny conversations and reaction lol XD

[BenCorroon]

1:17 just made me rofl.

[stargamergirl]

why the dog that is mean, sten is just odd and wtf Lilanna (nickname)

[ArykvonStraln]

YOU HEARTLESS BITCH! WHY THE DOG!?!

[OktaSnkJB]

did you finish the game with only 3 companion?? or even 2????!!

although it seems fun killing everyone there :P

[lDontCare1]

@OktaSnkJB I don't know about the psychotic eleven bitch but I ended up with Aistar only :(

[T0pcatFilms]

LMAO Leliana's death

[Littlesteambee]

Long live the murder knife!

May you never have it sheathed.

[kayleighberrick1992]

:O noo not the dog

[TrippNessa]

In my opinion, female City Elves are the best evil characters. Males are good too, but something about getting dragged into the castle to be raped too just contributes to the urge to kill everything. The other origins just... didn't really make me feel like, yeah, it's time for everyone to burn, lol.

[scrtwpnx]

you can get leliana to say a parting prayer for that guy in lothering. i lol everytime i do it

[xxXToushirouXxx]

how could you kill the dog :(((((

i´m moving the mouse extra slowly when i come to that part

poor doggy

[kervin1693]

lmao 9:55 HAAAAAAA! STFU! *smack*

[gurabash808]

You evil, heartless, transvestite son of the Broodmother. HOW COULD YOU KILL THE MABARI?!?!?!?!

[GalacticJustice]

1:21...awkward



[Jonusmax]

YOU FORGOT THE MESSENGER ELF!

[Yemetha]

Ha ha ha, I did the "naked" group thing too, more armors to sell of course since the equipement dissapear with them. It's a classic arcade way on playing the little things.

But seeing your warden like this ... It feels like she have her personnal harem of mens-in-waiting.

[NatalyaCousland]

@Yemetha i don't think the equipment disappears with them, at least it doesn't on the xbox version

[Yemetha]

@NatalyaCousland Now that you mention it, I never tried to continue with leaving the armor on the temporary PC. Were I to venture a guess, I'd say it is the same on the pc version too.

[TheArbiter10]

Nothing says irony like morrigan wearing chantry robes.

[kiriderz]

Lol WTF 1:22... WTF man.. WTF.. XD

[lvanwye]

i think ur a phyco

[ragingchaosgod]

Gotta admit, I died laughing when I saw the entire party naked in the middle of the forest save for your warden.

[KenoMaster2]

Is it wrong i find this funny?

[leech2008]

@KenoMaster2 Yes.

[revenge507]

The 7 Elder gods disliked this video because youd be a better archdemon then they would :p

[dejonjones20]

Callian: My guards always keep me from going there

Warden: I killed the arl's son for raping my friend

Callian: What! 0.0

[Pigeonomoutr]

aw come on! not the dog! :(



[CCbundy]

And I thought Morrigan was a bitch 0_o

[Kentri6]

why are they all naked?

[ImJuZSuMeKiD]

@Kentri6

He removed all their equipment.

Purpose? I don't know.

[Meescool2]

Leliana got to scream, then she died. Good death.

[H3LM3TK1D]

Maker disapproves (-1,000,000)

[SchwarzerVirus]

Did you have to puke at the beginning or do you have to go to the toilette really, really soon? O_o

[Purpleisawesome93]

Kill whoever you want, just not the dog. 

[Zerkezhi]

01:02

Really?

The rest fine by me...but who'd do that?

[superpyromaniac]

anyone else wonder why theyre all naked at 1:30?

[LotharSB]

LOL 01:30 their all nude hahahhahaahhahahaa

[Ozymandias916]

Leliana cracks me up. Especially how she can never remember what nugs are called. 4:52 "Oh, it's one of those subterranean bunny-pigs!" XD

[lotr3111]

Lol the guardian is a hypocrit-how dare you come armed to the urn, you just did :P

[TonitheTater]

...Dayum. Das a crazy bitch!

[TonitheTater]

Pissed myself laughing.

...And Alistair's flat "Did not see that one coming." Ah lawd.

[elitenumb2]

Not the dog D: Fluffy !!!!

[PanzerNils]

eliana makes me laugh everytime she fights, women can never look tough :B

[DaneFalco]

its just wrong..... wrong wrong wrong LOL

[ChisstTheCookie]

You should totally have added a "Fuck yea face" on your characters head everytime you killed someone :P

[Simonboy5]

Darth Leliana: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO