It's in case one snaps off or brakes. Generally, Shark Mating is an aggressive progress, and I'm not making it up, but shark's penises will often break, as they have a penis bone. Humans are rare in the fact that they don't have a penis bone.
man, I hope that bullfighting and an awful dictator is not all Craig takes out of Spain... There's a lot of people here against the torture that is bullfighting, and a lot of people fought fiercely against Franco up until he died in 1975!
@5Heliotrope I think that she thought it was going to be like in the regular show so she is in the Ferguson´s Kristen Bell character. but it was too serious, I prefer the basement with Hobos but it´s good too see him try new stuff.
@Shift1187 I do not know if this was mentioned before but usually one of the two penis breaks off during the sharks life... I have no idea why I know that.
Had to come back just to watch the ending :P
OcularPolitics 4 months ago
The ending was toooooooo sweet! "Come on little fellow" Secretariat is all tuckered out from his day of gallivanting about Paree.
SueBeaWho 4 months ago
Yay! Kristen Bell is sooooo cool she is NOT afraid to eat. And ON CAMERA no less!! She is no stuck-up Hollywood Biatch!! LOVE her!!!
SueBeaWho 4 months ago
Jean Reno and CB, damn.
Dridokof 5 months ago
Poor Craig... must have been starved with the tour... he was trying to catch up during this interview. :P
donovansexton 5 months ago
Ugh...for the umpteenth time, it's not penii. It's either penises (English) or penes (Latin).
dekker451a 6 months ago
@dekker451a penopodes.
V2Blast 2 months ago
how does that guy sound so much better in films? i didnt know you could correct that.
claimmedead 6 months ago
Say what you want about the puppets and the penis jokes, Craig Ferguson is a class act.
effeweewetoob 6 months ago 3
I just got to hear Kristen say "penii."
/melt
superjay42 6 months ago 2
The sean connery bit had me rolling, jean reno is sooooo funny... but for some reason when i'm learning about france it feels like pbs lol
armanithe2nd 6 months ago
Damn Jean Reno is getting old!
WorldTraveler415 6 months ago
Oh so sweet!! Craig and Secretariat dancing down the ramp.
MsDramachick 6 months ago 3
I have to watch this twice.
I keep eyeballing that waiter and it's distracting.
3:13 So Fired!
4:28 Around the Lef.... Nope, Right.
4:33 Oops, that knife isn't perpendicular. OCD much lol
SojournerLi 6 months ago
haha, poor guy, must've been nervous coz of all the star power
monsieurhassan 6 months ago in playlist Craig Ferguson in Paris August 2011
Awesome!!!
Luarrangel 6 months ago
Holy shit, Jean Reno talking about the sea is all kinds of awesome. He should be on the show regularly and fill in for Aquaman's sidekick
llelea 6 months ago
@llelea as*
llelea 6 months ago
My eyes began to glaze over while Jean was talking. did that happen for anyone else?
Mazzystar0 7 months ago
I realized Jean Reno looks different because he is clean shaven.
bertman4 7 months ago
I agree with his view of the sea ... completely. I think of it as the lungs of Mother Earth...
anablic 7 months ago
LEON THE PROFESSIONAL.
totalxcrap 7 months ago 5
Is that Jean Reno-Jean Reno? From "The Professional?" He looks like a computer jockey-not an action films star!
Ah, but he can still pull the French dreamer/philosopher thing.....I saw Kristen and Craig glaze over...
mdyewheal 7 months ago
hot damn, some more sean connery, i loves it when he does sean connery
kijin16 7 months ago 3
huhum, kind of boring and forced
octemberfury 7 months ago
Jean Reno kinda looks like Ben Linus from Lost...
laresistance28 7 months ago 3
lol, stupid waiter getting on the way
Jezthevalley 7 months ago
at 4:57 jean reno is doing the macarena =D
couturebabex33 7 months ago
CRAIG IS SO AWESOME
slimorim 7 months ago
@slimorim He is SO AWESOME he pronounces Andalucía correctly. This man... something else.
mferrusca 7 months ago 2
Stunning Craig, classy Kristen and the epic that is Jean Reno.
If this doesn't get an Emmy nomination...i don't know what will.
senmovie 7 months ago 4
Did Craig eat the butter before the bread????
AbigailDawning 7 months ago
jean reno + la tour d'argent + notre dame + seine.....
i am at the brink of tears....
BlindMansEye 7 months ago
Léon ftw.
vohmrin 7 months ago
gasp!! i love him!!
TheHarlequinLady 7 months ago
Quoi? Quoi?
Phoenicion 7 months ago
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He looks so good in that black suit and that makes me really jealous at Kristen.
GerardFrankMcr 7 months ago
I once had a dream that I was enjoying a lovely dinner in Paris with Craig and Jean Reno, much like this.
Except I was naked. And covered in baby oil. With an armadillo on my lap.
It was a good dream.
PrivateMJCaboose 7 months ago 9
@PrivateMJCaboose Two things, two No Kristen. One, awesome dream.
TheMotherfer 7 months ago
JEAN FREAKING RENO!!!
VendettaProductions1 7 months ago 2
I loove Kristen!
ral003 7 months ago
The last 20 seconds of this clip is how I will always remember Craig Ferguson. Just a man and his horse, dancing off into the night.
Galactic123 7 months ago 19
Wait was that the interview! What an awesome IDEA..!! THEY SHOULD do this alot more.
super cool super relaxed interview...
Whatever Jean was eating at 2:11 looked so good... What was that? An IceCream?
dalesalsa 7 months ago
@dalesalsa Remember, Craig doesn't do interviews. He has conversations.
brom00 7 months ago 4
Jean Reno!!!! Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolala!
BentonRox 7 months ago
Jean is the classiest action hero. We seriously need a Leon 2 where he turns up not-dead and Portman has to kill him. Make it happen.
BaptainBalcon 7 months ago
When you shoot mimes, do you use silencer?
kubek 7 months ago 16
It's in case one snaps off or brakes. Generally, Shark Mating is an aggressive progress, and I'm not making it up, but shark's penises will often break, as they have a penis bone. Humans are rare in the fact that they don't have a penis bone.
ChipChip101 7 months ago
man, I hope that bullfighting and an awful dictator is not all Craig takes out of Spain... There's a lot of people here against the torture that is bullfighting, and a lot of people fought fiercely against Franco up until he died in 1975!
ViRXi 7 months ago 3
@ViRXi Well said, man. I'm Spanish, and no one from my family and friends has ever liked bullfighting.
By the way, I'm thinking about how to get Craig to come to Spain.
Videogametube 6 months ago
@Videogametube Not man! I'm a lady! :P We could kidnap Geoff and he would have to come and get it!!
ViRXi 6 months ago
@ViRXi I'm sorry lady :)
We could build another cool, handsome and gay skeleton-robot for Geoff to come to meet him ;)
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oh snap, its jean reno
NewEnglandMike 7 months ago
Jean Reno quoi, le boss!
TheHaggiseater49 7 months ago 2
"The sea is my soul..." That dude is deep, and so's his voice. Love it!!!!!
Smoothie787 7 months ago in playlist FERGASM!!!!! 2
Noooooo! He's is going to drown secretariat.
I'm Moroccan!
supaFLYcc 7 months ago
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this bell-girl is so stupid that it actually hurts
5Heliotrope 7 months ago
@5Heliotrope I think that she thought it was going to be like in the regular show so she is in the Ferguson´s Kristen Bell character. but it was too serious, I prefer the basement with Hobos but it´s good too see him try new stuff.
Gyorkland 7 months ago
oh my god that ending... fergasm xD
OcularPolitics 7 months ago
Loving just how random this whole episode has been. I hope that Kristen sticks around the whole week.
MJStone1974 7 months ago 2
JEAN RENO?!?!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. omg
marrydruli 7 months ago 2
My country is mentionned here in this video, Morocco !
MoMoPinkFloyd 7 months ago
thumbs up if u are Moroccan !! :)
Suel14 7 months ago
I like the French-themed fake background
arjunbanerjee 7 months ago
it's penes, actually. peni would be the pluralis form of penus.
UngKristen 7 months ago
Poor Kristen. She was playing off Craig's old ostrich conspiracy theories, and Craig's now totally forgotten about them.
caeryt 7 months ago 7
am I going to need to watch this week high?
euginam91 7 months ago 2
@euginam91 yeah its different
jesussmokes1 7 months ago
OMG, that dance at the end was the cutest thing ever!
poirot89 7 months ago 6
I really do hope Kristen is in every episode... it would definitely make my week.
TVRdesigns 7 months ago
"You're real French. You're a frog"
I was keen at first, but now I'm really really getting into this. A totally relaxed interview. And Hilarious
MrDan2593 7 months ago
Omg...the french have such an awesome way to describing things...
or it's that french accent.
1BrknHrtdRomeo 7 months ago 3
The waiter is SOOO nervous
SinisterSkyline 7 months ago 9
That's why I love this show! It's classy, you always learn something, and meet interesting, good people with the charm of Craig.
aria111 7 months ago
So......2 penis (or whatever) and 1 ball?
Shift1187 7 months ago
@Shift1187 I do not know if this was mentioned before but usually one of the two penis breaks off during the sharks life... I have no idea why I know that.
SuicideScout 7 months ago
More cussing, please
hempev 7 months ago
You can take a Horse to water but you can't make it dance
niknarnevets 7 months ago 6
this show just had to get more random but so much more funny
cellng 7 months ago
at 2:20 Kristen is the devil... A horny devil (Craigs voice)
MattyMcGregor14 7 months ago 5
"I've never used a plural."
I just died a little bit, LOL
Maxx1371 7 months ago 4
Aw the end just killed me, he's so cute!
AlmaClare7 7 months ago
I just love how Kristen is tagging alone :D
MissBananaHappy 7 months ago 6
I really hope craig does a cooking show in Paris!
nousername21 7 months ago 4
*giggling* The sound effects...
TVsCraigFerguson 7 months ago 30
omg jean reno
krusader85 7 months ago 73
He looks so good in that black suit and he makes me really jealous.
SukhberS 7 months ago 71