Martin Lawrence: You So Crazy! Part 2

[tanksbb]

Gon Aunt Bee wit dat fat assssss.

[kenny1994sisi]

Mdddrrr

[jukboxx01]

the jodeci Boots lmao

[KraziiBeautii]

@jukboxx01 they're back! dr. matens lmao..

[chaoticshinobi]

ITS MA SHIT. I CAN BEAT MA SHIT

[JillieStarBean]

BAHAHAHAHA, 4:12. Haha, his hip snap movement!!! LOL, I DIED!!!

[mexia23]

why you never have any black ppl in Mayberry muthafucka lmao first time seeing this it's funny as hell

[MrFr11s]

i usually dont like english stand-up

but lawrence is just so good and i love hes accent :)

[Gibtrickz]

@MrFr11s He aint English he American Bro! lol

[flymaster]

I'm not even black and this video makes me proud

[shayshay9413]

he is funny he got the white people laughin and he talkin about em

[leesiluvzmjj2009]

"Toooooooooooothpaste...use your vow-els!" lmao..Martin is hilarious..

[Deejenutz]

Man, how many lambs did the bitch have???? - FUNNIEST SHIT EVER!!!!

[bkid0e]

im lying like shit,ITS MY SHIT,I CAN BEAT MY SHIT,LOL

[kee8484]

His walk was funny as hell

[mztevin19]

"you find a ass n da refrigerator..guilltyy"!!!

[mztevin19]

"da 1 dat was eatin all da ass"!! xD

[mztevin19]

Umma walk n shit..ugghhhh

u wan sum ass u gne hav sum nasty ass..xD

[ladiilala1002]

tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­th paste yu jus have 2 fuckin' read

[RAWSKILLZ1223]

7:00 to 7:35 is completely true. LOL

[meakatimbo]

dhis some funny shit

[MizMariah1]

toooooooooooooooooooooooth pasteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[swisherdish]

martin's laugh is so similar to 2pacs haha!

[monightwolf]

EXCUSE ME....CAN YOU TELL UUUUUUSSSS.......

[antwanphillips199]

lmaooooo



[tr3ntonrob3rtz]

martin funny af!!!!

[thisworldsfuckedup]

5 people didnt lock there ass in jail.

[Mrssents]

He tried to lock on me and shit

[MegaDre25]

dear mama a lotta shit has changed!!!!

[MrIFUCKWAHABIS]

5:43 to 6:16 laughed soo hard!

[TheSuirad]

i love eatting ass!!!

[SuperBman1999]

go head barney u know u aint got no bullets in the gun mafucka! lmao. im still lmao

[maarmaar101]

Martin look lyk 2pac a lil bit

[theprettygurlsawgg13]

momma say lock my ass momma say lock my ass ! lmao !!

[MrJuley91]

3 ppl shud git dere ass eaten by dahmer

[nightyknight123]

Listen up!!!! Spitin everywhere....

[masamuneofchrome]

"mama say lock MY ass.. mama say lock MY ass!!!"... PRICELESS!!

[SINGERLILI]

LMXOOOOO MARTINS FACE AT 2;34

[royalcoils100]

This was one of the funniest stand-ups ever!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jamesTheCRITIX]

2 People got fucked in they ass, because they failed at locking and snapping they shit off.

[sal70228]

@jamesTheCRITIX  LOL!

[KingNasrify]

i dont beat ma shit... nahilielikeamuthafucka

[tr3yallday24]

lol its my ShiT!!!! i can beat my SHIT!!!! LMAO

[jbrandonf]

2 people been fucked in jail.

[vtoussaintj6]

2 People don't know what comedy is.

[Jaceofspades1]

Oh shit Andy Griffith show is on. You know you ain't got any bullets in that gun Mother fucker! How come you ain't got no black people in May-berry? Yo aunt Bee with that fat apple pie ass! LMAO!

[Truer22]

who's going to the store that deep to get some toothpaste? hah! i love this dude!

[dimepiecebad]

uSsssssssse your VOWELSsssss!

-lol

[RICK24BARRY]

why do i always hear this everytime i click a random part i hear them always talking about their story about white people...

[prettygirlredd94]

Mama said LOCK MY ASS , mama said LOCK MY ASS !

[rtjackso1]

just chillin like a muuufucka.... chillin chillin chillin....

[ninjalooting86]

its my shit.. i can beat my shit..

[AliciaCamille0225]

momma said lock my ass, momma said lock my ass!!

[mdmechanic]

@Hatchet, you wish. Don't get me wrong, I think he's hilarious but u gotta admit that is a gay outfit. (unless your gay and like it)

[lleris74]

LISCHTEN UP! I'm here to do MY MUHFUKIN TIME..

[mdmechanic]

Gayest outfit eeevvaaarrr.

[HatchetDimitri]

@mdmechanic

Fuck you, you dress gayer

[ceannda101]

lol walk in shit!

[countrycrip187]

y u aint never have no blac ppl n maybury mofucca

[countrycrip187]

shonda's lil brother

[ggnub100]

"you're so crazy" represents what the american media usually label celebrity as, when these smart, creative people that the same industry try to exploit to push america's consumerism and materialism. These people were made a star, just like Lucifer, the Morning Star, and I'm not even religious, I believe religion is man-made but the presence of a greater entity, good and evil, is definitely present.

[truthslap]

@ggnub100 thats the craziest rambling I've ever read lol

[royalcoils100]

@ggnub100 Its is definitely here........Good.........evil

[trese0000]

LMAO @ timmy841212 

[hashimgas]

" Ass in the refrigerator"?? how does this happen? Lmao

[cocoakissprettybrown]

@hashimgas he had body parts in his fridge. mostly heads.

[gabiev99]

this crap is funny people

[1stdeadpresident]

damn, didnt you hear wtf i just said earlier? oh you is ole disrespectful muhfucka.

[lilkamer]

Damn each time I see his stand ups I always recall of the characters he played on Martin Lawrence Show (Sheneneh,Jerome...)

No seriously people I know we've been victims of slavery and stuff but y'all got to admit it kind of gives to some ppl some kind of permit to say silly racist BS (against whote people)!

Can we at least spend 10 mn w/o talking about racism?

[donovanjrichards]

"Damn man where've you been?"

"Oh man these people had me incarcerated over some things

i had done back in the past,

but what i found is, if i udilize my talent and my mind,

i can grow as one human being. See that's where im at with mine,

i think that we got in order to grow we got to love the brother-man and the other man,

i think it's very important to do that. Uhm, basically what im trying to say is:

You got $5 on you i can borrow??"

[nuknuknuk111]

"i never beat my shit, i never beat my shit, naw im lyyyying like a muuuuufuuuccckaa"

lmao

[REIGN131]

@nuknuknuk111 LMAO ... chillin chillin chillin!

[loganachilles1982]

I ignore Martin's racist comments and concentrate on his comical remarks like "Damn momma a lot of shit has changed." hahahaha

[toobasaurus23]

This is incredibly ignorant, double standard comedy. You can't say racism is bad and then make fun of white people for the whole show. Hypocrite!

[mwinyela]

@toobasaurus23 hey if ur racist shit was funny then maybe we wouldnt mind so much in the first place!! i could listen to this anyday lmao

[godsangel22791]

@toobasaurus23 smh if u look at the whole vidwo he jokes blacks and white.

[TwylaBear101]

@toobasaurus23 ..but he talks about black people too.

[micblaze85]

@XxGeneralSackboyxX The fck u shaking your head for? Feel some type of way?

[GhalebKobaissi]

He is even Sweating and leaning down like he is taking it up D AZZZZZ!~~

[101iamlegend]

@GhalebKobaissi Uhhh...how...do you know that little piece of information? I sure as hell would like to know.

[ThePrincekg]

AINT GONNA B NO STIKY THE DICKY IN THE ASS TONITE

HAHA

[ParisMulti12]

Lock your ass ! Snap it ! ...... that's y you never drop the soap when you in jail ! =D

[Benniekarl77]

"Go head Aunt B, wit that lil fat ass, lil apple pie aaaasss..."Lmao

[soccersprincess]

Omg....this guys physicality is fantasssstic.

[jasmone100]

best comedian of all time.. martin needs 2 come back....

you gotta love the brotha man and the otha man, basiclly wat i'm tryna say is can i borrow $5..lmbo

[17183859233]

TOOOOOTHPASSSSSTE!! You just have to fucking read!! LOL!!!!

[455hector]

martin yeah i fuc*ed he try to lock on me and shit

[micblaze85]

"Go Barney, you know you ain't got no bullets in the gun, MuthaF*cka" LMFDO

[ZzTobyZ]

DAMA? trial???? THEY FOUND AN ASS IN HIS REFRIDGERATOR! - GUILTY!!! looooooooooooooooool

[poohakapooh]

LMAO. DAT fool said he gone walk and shit

[lashirnette]

martins timing was off in Runteldat but here he was on point! Martin is 1 of the funniest from my generation... but no one from my era tops BERNIE MAC

[JANUSonTheATTACK]

Ah... the 90's... how I miss them! :)

[tcw00]

@JANUSonTheATTACK I miss the 90s as well

[Jiballin]

Black's do the same to white's when their is one and 10 of them.

[gospelplayer2]

@Jiballin lol not wher im from

[blackonwhitecrime86]

Imma wipe my ass wit my hand my wave gon' stink.

[dcggames]

Aint gonna be no stiggedydiggy in the ass.. I dont play that old bull shit.. haha thats funny right there man XD

[BiGsImY]

"Aw man these people had me incarcerated..." lol he's out of his mind.

[FlyAssDj1]

mama dey be fuckin me maaaaamaaaaa , if you no dey be fuckin you juss lock yo azz lmao he funny

[nuknuknuk111]

"he told em come on up imma give you some head, they didnt know he ment that shit literally"

LMFAO XDXDXD

MARTIN YOU SO CRAAAZZZYYYYY!!!!

lol "momma they fuckin me" XXDXDXD

[BANDIT89GT]

old school right here.. nice work martin.

[habib077]

reminds me of 2pac

[N38spl]

ya flickin and ya chillin!..haha

[Chonburd]

"you know, he tried the lock on me and shit" LMMFAO!!!

[Carmel99]

brother just chillin like a motherfucker chillin like a mug

[LtownG440]

"who martin..yeah i fucked him" lmao.!

[jb142653]

Ray-Ray, Eark, Craig, Shorty Tim, Lil Reg...Shaunda's 'lil bro, all of 'em in jail.

lmao

[17183859233]

@jb142653 dats crazy my older sista name iz Shuanda

[357vegeta]

martin lawrence speaking the truth i like that!!

[polkadot9009]

TOOTH! PASTE! USE UR VOWELS!

[tarrence32]

this is classic shit.

[cami725]

every black person knw sumone name Craig or Ray. lol.

[MissyK1279]

LMFAOROFL!!!! His face at 6:47. Martin is too much man! He need to come back!!!!!

[silkaem]

Nicka just chil-LIN!!!

[LtownG440]

Mama said lock my ass..lol

[handsomhead]

"he tried to lock on me and shit" lol

[desir3maxx]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT IN THE WORLD

[loveorhate90210]

you know you aint got no bullets in the gun mofucka lol

[Theparksideshow]

martin wasnt really not the funny back in the day im supriize he got his own show??

[itsourshow2008]

8:36 to the end is to funni as Ever..

[MythandCthru]

Tartar Controlllllll, lol

[Rayjelica]

excuse me. Can you tell us where we can find some toothpaste, lol

[Suprkit]

That's "Can you tell UUUUUUUUSSSSSSS where we can get some Toothpaste?"

[boomboi1990]

"sure i'll show ya! come on!"

[wjedwards87]

"Listen up, I'm here to do my mufa fuckin time. Aint gone be no stickin the dickey in the ass I don't play that ol bullshit." lol classic shit....

[EainTheGunblader]

the best part part is @5:35 to @5:55 lol

[itsourshow2008]

Yes it is OemGee

[BizzDatzMe]

i luv this man my tape popped

[timmy841212]

"Ma-ry...had a little lamb (looks around)... Ma-ry...had a little lamb (looks around)... Ma-ry had a... hey man how many lambs did the bitch have? Yeah this shit is frustrating!" LOL XD

[SumsumShockout]

hes funny.

he keeps sayin ' we gotta get over this racial hump, its very important'.

but a lot of the things he says are prejudice against whites.

[kittyma911]

LOL- Man how many lambs did the bitch have?

Martin is Hilarious!

-U got five dollars on u i can borrow

LMAO xD

[kittyma911]

LOL- Toooothpaaaste! U just have to fuckin read!

LMAO- Ain't gone be no stickly dicky in the ass!

LMFAO- Mama said lock my ass!

[nandotime3001]

momma said lock MY ass

[dakari09]

Listen up, I'm hear to do my motherfucking time aint gon be no sticky- dicky int he ass!!! I DONT PLAY THAT OL' BULLSHIT LMAO!!!

[tripzbitch]

"who martin? yea i fucked him. he tried to lock on me n shit" LOL!!!!!!!!

[isiahpepper]

wogg bogg nigga

[BKPrincess310]

AND....with most people what he says is true. I live in a dorm with 1 roommate n 2 suitemates, all 3 r white. My personal roommate is cool. My 2 suitemates r fake as shit. When we r in the room they speak have conversations, but once we r out the room or they with their friends (also all white) they just walk past me like they don't know me. I try to say hi n they just ignore me. so i got to the point where i say fuck it n fuck them. They don't make my world go round. So yea some things r true

[feddei111]

yea and its so normal ....if u talk about it .....your the crazy 1!!!! aint that some shit

[BKPrincess310]

ok so...black people stereotype other blacks so you people talking oh he's stereotyping whites. he clearly stereotyped blacks in jail, black males, and black females. EVERYBODY STEREOTYPES EACH OTHER!!! get da hell over it grown up we are in 2009 going into 2010, everybody talks about everybody. Everybody has a racist moment whether they say it out loud or think it. We as different races generalize people, including their races. So get over it! It's life!!!

[spareld]

yeah it sucks but your telling the truth you didn't say it's right

[vague777]

funny how this is a joke but if i did it its racism..comedy may be comedy but show me 1 white comedian making fun of blacks and isnt being sued by the ACLU or doesnt have rev sharpton on his ass please racism is a 1 way street still love martin though

[spareld]

They go by the name of jeff ross, lisa lampanelli, etc. It's a difference then making jokes and personally attacking people. You would never see Martin and other great comedians that attack people those people you were referring to did attack people big diffence

[vague777]

if i as a comedian and a white guy got up and started making jokes about african americans..what would i be called?

[BKPrincess310]

OMG it's not serious...n in actuality there is a white comedian that makes jokes about EVERY race...n people still consider him funny n not racist...every race has jokes about every other race. Comedy is comedy...if u can laugh at urself and ur own race AND then make fun of another race n actually b true n funny then its fine (2 me, personally)

[vague777]

keep living in a 2 dimentional dream world...show me a video of a white guy "making fun of a black guy" after the year 1999 and ask the black guys how

"funny" they think it is it may be funny but now with hate crimes it is against the law

[BigDaddy6065]

2 DUMB ASSES WHO ARE ABOUT to GET THEIR ASSES KICKED!!!

[vague777]

u might *kick ass* on youtube forum but in real life I'd rip your lettuce from your dome and transplant it onto that smooth sissy plate you call a chest scooter..take of your skirt and end your tea party so you can come correct like a man *big Daddy*..good to see your name compensates for your downfalls..have a good night tiny momma wannabe

[BigDaddy6065]

Man, I doubt that U could kick my baby brothers ass kid. Listen, its not like Imma get a chance to beat yo ass & send U to tha hospital, so Im not even gonna sit here and threatin U. Im more of a Man than U will ever be pussy, so U can keep talkin shit if U wan to on here, I dont care. I just know that U would NEVER beat my ass homie & that I get more pussy in a week than U will ever get in a lifetime! Have a nice day U Dick-Suckin Pussy

[goodmanraw498]

dumbass lisa lampaneli says nigger at her shows and otha racist words also

[vague777]

@goodmanraw498 i apologize...one white girl with no talent decides to make a comment or two about a minority...ur right..2morrow im gonna go up onstage and just do 60 minutes of black jokes..wanna know how fast i get run? let me say nigger in a comedy club and bet i get shot in the parkinlot

[monicamgarcia]

@vague777 u cant say now because u used to say it with a whip in your hand, can't believe whites can't understand that

[vague777]

im sorry i never ever remember in my life picking up a whip and racking anyone.u seriosly hold me responsible for shit that happened before i was born? really? im responsible for people doing shit before i was born...when will u realize that the whips and chains happened before u and i were both born and stop trying to act like you were apart of it..u feel the pain of slavery? really? the only slave here is me paying taxes to support ur family fuckstick. i love the poor comment vote hit it

[Theparksideshow]

@vague777 preach baby preach

[StephyBatgirl1992]

i was replyin to JoeShmoeBlow :)

[tinkabelle1993]

Omqqq.. He's A Comediann.. He's Jokinq!!!!

[sexylexi893]

joeshmoeblow...it always gotta be that ignorant person who always complainin..martin was jokin...u act like he said it to u

[joeylarin]

momma say lock my ass

[aaronmbankhead]

"dear mama alot of shit has changed".. lmfao

[JoeShmoeBlow]

fucking bullshit. They want the shirt off the white man's back and everything handed to them. Those blacks who beat up that white kid on video on that school bus should have been busted for hate crime. They walked! If it were whites doing the beating on a black kid, it would have been a hate crime!

[dirtycollier]

how do u know they beat him up because they hated his race?

[JoeShmoeBlow]

How do they know that the cops beat up Rodney King because he was black? Fucking idiot

[joeylarin]

your some racist

[JoeShmoeBlow]

In your ignorant opinion, every white person who disagrees with a black person is a racist. Here is this video, we have Martin Lawrence making fun of white people and stereotyping them but no one is calling him a racist. Realize that if a white person is making the same jokes about blacks, he would be called a racist. I dont give a fuck what you or anyone else thinks. Fuck you you moron. You have no idea what you are taking about.

[joeylarin]

im white ..

[StephyBatgirl1992]

i agree. you got a point

[BigDaddy6065]

That was tha whole reason behind tha beating man. Go look it up & read on it

[SeriuxFan]

That's Jeffrey Dahmer.

[canufeelitsugah]

"why yall aint never have no black people in mayberry muhafuuucka"?

aaah he funny then a bitch talkin bout that jail shit