Games that suck- Quattro adventure P1

[randomdog12]

Where's p2

[DANATANLOVER]

AGAIN!

[LordJesusNails]

If all else fails, put in fart sound effects every time you die.

Win.

[bloodrunsclear]

Its official thanks to Doug's longplay...Armake21 was funnier then The Nostalgia Critic XD

[QueenCloversgirl]

Did he just yawn? THAT MOTHER FUCKER!

LMAO

[thunderleppard]

6:46-6:56 epicness 6:57 ego crusher!

[bigballerd]

If it weren't for the commentary I would have already committed suicide....

[KITT171]

Halo music had me fooled... and hoping...

[T3Daioh2003Azumanga]

TUCAN NIGGINS!!!

[T3Daioh2003Azumanga]

assfucking codemasters nowfucking basterds

[MasterMaxiboi]

you sound like a foulmouthed manny the mammoth.

[T3Daioh2003Azumanga]

@MasterMaxiboi fu asshat!

[Ashiroki13]

OMG i want to play this game !! how can i get this ?? i miss 2D game like this !!

[MJstallonage007]

I luv this friggin review. is it just me or duz the guy sound like ray romano?

[thephilchannel]

@MJstallonage007 The difference is Armake is actually funny.

[ultralaser10]

My favorite review! Its gets very funny at 9:30 through the next video with Linus Spacehead

[car23win]

this is the funniest shit i ever saw

[halo1crysis]

7:52 make me lol. sounds like he farted. like really forcing it out haha

[halo1crysis]

7:53 make me lol. sounds like he is forcing it out.

[ChromeGhost0219]

the sad part is that this isnt the only game with linus spacehead

[LazyMan9000]

JUMP OVER THE CREB!

[ronaldli5]

dude. your video reviews are too pissed off. stop acting so pissed off. it ruins your image. i lost interest after you kept swearing at the intro.

[TheSpiralDownward]

@ronaldli5

Look, he doesn't review anymore; this is well over a few years old. Calm down.

[TemariGuy579]

i swear i dont remember that i laughed so much....... :D awesome :D

[chocolatedragonette]

This guy is hilarious! Please, Armake21, come back!! ^w^

[frogger832]

You remind me of LtMkilla

[aznylxd1992]

AVGN should review these kinda games.... hahah

[bloodyfang1000]

@aznylxd1992 you people should know that this guy is more funnier than avgn i mean he doesn't even hardly say any cuss words

[aznylxd1992]

@bloodyfang1000-um..... dont saying more cuss word dont mean theyre funny... beginning of the video he said fking... but his vid are pretty funny

[xsmilingpolitely]

12 people got raped by toucans

[ChromeGhost0219]

I can imagine him swearing while he is in the toliet because of the sound effects

[yostoyou]

you know a game is good when you die of swimming seaweed.

[t0ka4lyF]

"Maneuver the platform like a good-little platforming dink-wad would!"

ROFL, one of my fav quotes .. didn't fully appreciate it until about the 20th time watching this vid in the last 2 days.

[TheHaos1]

Maybe this is a stupid question and most of you probably know the answer,or something,idk,but....what happened to armake ?he had a channel up,boxed entertainment at one point,now that's gone too,or hacked

[MrVladdavid]

ow yea.....and love this video because almost every comment of mine is reted thumbs up..... i love you people

[DanieleBosi]

"Quattro" is 4 in Italian

[MrVladdavid]

@DanieleBosi so what?

[DanieleBosi]

@MrVladdavid So, why the hell is an Italian title ?

[MrVladdavid]

@DanieleBosi they just wanted to do the title that way so what?

[DanieleBosi]

@MrVladdavid Oh shut up

[MrVladdavid]

@DanieleBosi no thanx

[mabdog]

ahahha THAT'S NOT A SEAGULL

[StephenDavid1984]

Right lol

[Scipiooipics]

Lawl these are all so funny.. he better never complain though.. he chose to do a youtube channel on the worst of the worst.. he should have expected it

[lllHanzolll]

from 6:50 i died laughing XD

[natemert23]

what the heck???

[dstebbin]

"Oh fuck, oh fuck, OH YEAH! You see me clear that shit? I am GOD at this fucking game! I rule this game with an iron fucking fist! Coconuts, fear my wrath! Yeah that's right, run and ju-

*death*

*fart*

"Oh shit!"

Man, give us more of that!

[zerobeast22]

Lets do this AGA-OH SHIT!.....TUCAAAAN! O.O

Oh...my virgin asshole is safe

XD LMAO

[dstebbin]

Hey, think about it this way:

Without horrible games, we wouldn't have hilarious reviews like this one!

This review is fit for Xplay!

... well, the OLD Xplay.

[DemonicRemption]

This is actually pretty funny imo...

[supersaninpikachu]

You sound like teenage version of Ray Romano.

[jmlrugby11]

lol "did he just yawn? That motherfucker!" I miss armake lol

[bloodrunsclear]

Oh fuck...oh fuck..OH YEAH!

[MrVladdavid]

every time i'm tired or angry or ill, i look at this vid and i start laughing....

[LeafGuy765]

6:47

Epic Chior song :P

[quikflow]

@USBornSoccerPlayer thanks

[quikflow]

what is the song in the beggining?

[MattT1996]

You should review Vampire by Code Masters. It is one HECK of a hard game!!!

[schtolteheim]

Wtf, at the end he WANTS to jump over the crab, but the water gap is too wide no matter what. Of course he has to take the high way and jump from the rock. It even looked like he could walk on the Toucan.

[TrollmanIsTroll]

Worse than Treasure Master? Worse than Quattro Adventure? WORSE THAN DEADLY TOWERS?

Action 52...

-twitches and dies-

[Headbanger142]

"You see me clear that shit?! I am God at this game!" LOL

[MrVladdavid]

wtf man!!!codemasters make really GOOD games like grid or dirt....but this isn't codemasters...i think they stole the name...LOL

[cicco132]

@MrVladdavid This is actually a pretty good game, i used to have it when I was a kid. Linus Spacehead and Boomerang Kid sucked, but Super Robin Hood and Treasure Island Dizzy were awesome. I'll still bust this game out every now and then just to play through them again.

[MrVladdavid]

@cicco132 do you prefer this instead of........mario for example????

[oliver5038]

STOP BOUNCING YOU FUCK

[thephilchannel]

armake fun shit himself

[DeeFrry10]

lmfao @ 8:23 - 8:45 LOL

THANKS FOR THE LIFT ASSHOLE!

[Kurohadol]

8:57 virgin ass hole

[SeerOfShadows]

LMAO at 8:38

"Thanks for the lift asshole! I really needed that! Motherfu- *FART* YOU SON OF A FUCKING BITCH!"

[uzumakiking]

"...HAHAHA RUN AND J - *fart sound* AH SHIIIT!!!" ROFL ah shit indeed

[rocklivesforever13]

y'all know Armake made another account named boxedentertainment21 right?

[SEZIT]

@rocklivesforever13 is THAT really him? yes!! i thought he was gone for good.

[rocklivesforever13]

@SEZIT yep,its him. I found out after some people told me about it on an Armake 21 vid.

[theboombody]

I figured what made this game so awful was it had 4 games in the pack. When that happens there's a definite possibility that you'll have 4 mediocre games instead of one good game. And then there's Action 52 which takes things to a whole new level...

[MrVladdavid]

UM... where do the air in the bubbles go if they burst???

[oliver5038]

yeah thats right run and tre...AW SHIT

[MrVladdavid]

stop bouncing, you f*ck

[bigjew899]

I'm sure its already been said, but the first stage of Linus is like Splash Woman's level in Mega Man 9....

[letsgetsomeshoes1239]

Oh yeah, you're the god of Coconuts.

But when it comes to water...

[MrVladdavid]

thx for the lift,asshole!!!(dies) AWWW SHITTTTT

[sldwe99]

did he just yawn... YOU MOTHERFUCKER

[jojomon91]

Dodge. AVOID THE TOUCAN.

[jojomon91]

@jojomon91

Actually

DUCK AVOID THE TOUCAN.

[soulblaser]

when ia wzs a kid i wasent able to go as far as you did i was 8 years old and the worst is that game waas built for kids WTF (with farting sound) yeah not the same effect as sound lol

[mthatguy1111]

anyone know the song when he proves he is god of the coconut?

[MrMoterKid]

7:57 LMAO!!! 

[Magitek111]

Keep in mind that the video is also a -parody- of the "easily-angered-gamer" type reviews.

[halloweenfan92]

did he just yawn? that mother fucker....

[mutoneon]

what a talentless hack of a reviewer

[halloweenfan92]

@mutoneon then dotn fucking watch it dick head

[mutoneon]

@halloweenfan92 it's called a comments section.  grow a spine.

[halloweenfan92]

@mutoneon your intitled to you opinoin and im intitled to tell you your opinoin sucks donkey dick fucking troll

[mutoneon]

@halloweenfan92 'intitled' is supposed to be spelled 'entitled'. read more books, make less videos.

[halloweenfan92]

@mutoneon fucking troll...

[mutoneon]

@halloweenfan92 what do you expect when you make a really longwinded, lame ass critique of a very cool retro game that a number of people enjoyed? call me what you will, but the game is better than your critique of it.

[halloweenfan92]

@mutoneon whoa whoa whoa whoa people actualy fucking enjoyed this peice of shit O.O you learn something new every day

[mutoneon]

@halloweenfan92 you'd learn even more if you weren't such a douchebag

[halloweenfan92]

@mutoneon at least im i dont like steaming piles of goat shit like this

[jaseandjohn]

@mutoneon what a talentless hack a of a no rights to freedom comment, yea that's right i said it, no rights what so ever here on fail tube. anyway armake can actually review unlike other people i've seen, so your statement about talentless is beyond wrong, if you can't avoid these videos then don't bother talking, your not entitled to anything on the internet, no such thing... don't even bother replying, I'm not going to return to this video, that's how bad this game is

[mutoneon]

@jaseandjohn Do you have some sort of fear of periods?

[DrJohnCockwalrus]

@mutoneon haha

[DrJohnCockwalrus]

@mutoneon haha

[MegamegamikeG1]

I am God of this game! I rule this with an iron fist! Coconuts fear my wrath! AW SHIT!

[aleekun]

I literally died at 06:56

I'm sorry, but he is one of the funniest game reviewers out there! XDDD

[firestarter123456]

'Coconuts fear my wrath' LMAO!

[GamerG0d1337]

A few years ago I was laughing my ass off at the farts and I still am XD

[maddog66]

Wow, this is god awful... your review that is.

[DustMan2704]

please someone explain me what is so bad about this game? it looks like a solid, average platformer of the good old days.. well we cant tell how responsive the controls are, but we can tell that the player is an choleric unskilled douchebag, come on that guy would make even super mario world and megaman 2 look bad..

[lunavixen015]

@DustMan2704 i have this game too, the controls are trulyshocking and the hit detection for enemies is god awful, controlling a two wheeled drive car on ice is easier

[GameStationStudios]

OMG 8:37 i laughed my ass off!

[Spitfyre540]

At 5:36 OH Damn, here comes toucan sam!

[RoyStorey]

I remember being so fucking hyped for this when it first got uploaded. No joke, the instant I saw it was 30+ minutes I made some popcorn. Armake's megareviews were better than actual movies for a while.

[1989gamemaster]

The third level is suicide. If I get a Game Over, I'll end up like Angry German Kid.

[BagOfMagicFood]

@1989gamemaster You can end up stuck on the third level for a long time, since there's very little real danger, but it's very easy to lose most of your progress.

[SGFAZ]

Heheheheheheheheheheh.... AHAHAHAHA!

I have been to the Xibalba and back. I beat Linus Spacehead. The final level is an epitome of Platforming Hell. You go on clouds, which you fall through, while birds fly in formations that make you jump through them. The ending is epic. Linus stands in a crescent moon, uses the radio, some moron picks him up. The end. Even better... there's a sequel.

Damn, I've beaten this AND Robodemons... I'm a masochist, I guess...

[BagOfMagicFood]

@SGFAZ I like how the gravity goes down the higher Linus goes!

[Globez123]

Hahaha that's a great review!

[GTBurns48215]

Unlike action 52 at least these games are at least complete

[vidirg]

ok this is an little wierd becouse when I watch reviews of an video game there are always guy's saying that he is ripping off AVGN now he is the most similar but no one is saying that he rips off avgn. HAHA great review though. I'll probably watch more of those reviews

[Cory1510]

Armake has his own style and is as classic as avgn.

[TheGamerr]

Agree sir, Agree!

[patrickc1193]

@Cory1510 Thay should both do a review together some time.

[rulerofvidz]

fuck u, 1 star, u mixed halo music with shitty games..

[RAFL94]

duh It's the intro get over it. And halo isn't the best game but it doesn't suck either. Just chill.

[rulerofvidz]

@RAFL94 twas a joke bruh

[VinegarEater]

Feels like open heart surgery, plays like an elevator!

[mcalpha3]

8:23 - 8:40 really made me laugh rofl

[uzumakiking]

@mcalpha3 i laughed so damn hard at that!

[gutchman84]

so let's do it AGAIN!

[Tiamat2208]

my virgin asshole is sav....FACK

[superduperfunz]

06:47 should've put it in slowmo but AWESOME!!!

[CarnAgE845]

LMAO 4:48 did he just yawn? that mother fucker! lol!!

[TheDeidaraSei]

LOL!!!!!! I couldn't breath at all XD!

[lunavixen015]

what the fuck is a toucan doing at the beach

[Raikomaru]

'Dude, I told you, I'm not taking any more requests, I got too many fukken requests as it is! I still have to do Deadly Towers!...you say it's worse then Deadly Towers...worse then Treasure Master?! Oh, this I got to see with my own two eyes. Tell you what: tell me the name of this mythical beast you keep bitching and moaning about, and I'll fukken review it, okay? So, what's the name?!'

-Armake21, words he would soon regret saying.

[MadamFoogie]

Thanks for the upload!

[Sanders1521]

coconuts fear my wrath run & FART OH SHIT

[feh2]

Codemasters is still around, They manage the euro version of LOTRO.

and they failed at it.

[danielkronos]

They did make Worms 4 Mayhem though...

[Sonic101100]

this is too fuckin' funny! i'm shittin' my pants lauhging!

[Alphonso291]

I Wanna Be the Guy (a downloadable fan game), was inspired somewhat by Linus Spacehead just by looking at the vid.

[Caesar0031]

Thanks for posting this, by far my favourite Armake vid!

[jediking12]

The Fart noises when you die made my day

[jonsandersgame]

it made my day & night

[a44468]

wait.... the first level is underwater, yet when you fall in the water here you die? wtf?

[Ponytailftw]

well.. when a coconut falls in your head.. you might loose conciousness and drown in the water (even tough it seemed like that little dude could breath under it)

but idk how you die when you jump in it O_o

[BagOfMagicFood]

@Ponytailftw Maybe that was all bubble-free water in that level.

[Abaft6]

1:08 he sounds excited

[mxc4romano]

Oh shit! TOUCAN!

[SeiferKai]

6:46

*Cue in Dramatic Music*

YOU SEE ME CLEAR THAT SHIT, I AM GOD OF THIS GAME. I RULE THIS GAME WITH A IRON FUCKING FIST" LOL XDDDDD ~Armake21

[MileyDOMOKUNpugs]

O.O you swear...... alot

[baluvxaluv]

It's not him, the user is making an archive. which I love em' for!

[rocksoliddude1]

i enjoy armake's reviews

[dragonwedgie]

cool from 6:42 to 6:50 that was kinda like a Indiana Jones moment there.

[steelbath66]

hahahaha "Ass chunked by a coconut!"

[AnotherMarioFan]

I AM GOD AT THIS GAME!!!

*dies* AW SH*T!!!

[YingDarkness]

this and Gillian's Island was his best reviews EVER!

[PhantosTheHedgehog]

Yeah, the Gilligan's Island review was hilarous

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN THE FUCKING QUICKSAND!?"

[StrayZer0]

wasn't linus later made for genesis shortly after but renamed COSMIC spacehead?...

[TannerMalamute]

I wouldn't be surprised--You're most likely correct.

[bloodrunsclear]

My favorite Armake review. I was so worried it had gone forever after he got kick :)

[1944battle]

they kick him out but they keep fuckin fred on.......

[bloodrunsclear]

I thought he was hacked O_o

You have a point though :/

[AlbFree]

Armake's best

[TickleTron2000]

6:40

[QLVAT]

Thank you so much for upploading this :)

[notyoursavior78]

I loved this review. Linus Spacehead! wow seeing this again actually brings me back. Like when I first got into the youtube community.

[nigen]

"I rule this game with an iron fucking fist!"

^^

[Dragonballfan1995]

me too

[cyberhoodlum]

"I am god of this game!" *falls in the water* I love that part.

[Arehexes]

I'm not gonna lie I think Linus Spacehead is the best of the 4 games.

Awesome video, always wanted to see this again.