God Made Bananas

[extragunbon]

Shall we sacrifice some grapes in thy name?

[Dreamichigo1]

What about, the watermelon? Yeah, shut the fuck up. -.-

[yaboyclear]

@Dreamichigo1 well if evidence is true that jesus was black >_>....

juust sayin

[LXII62]

Funily enough, 'God' didn't make that banana you're holding there my friend, we did, humans. That banana is the product of a couple hundered years of selective breading. A wild banana looks nothing like it, it looks more like a oval-ish green splodge. That's the banana you're imaginary friend made.

[rymixxx]

I don't think Kurt likes bananas.

[TuneBlender]

Did it cross his mind that it is not the banana that is perfect for our hand, but our hand for the banana, because we spent millions of years eating them as APES?

[matt121242]

likes and dislikes mean the same thing on this video lol

[rockattheroll2010]

So... since monkeys eat a lot of bananas... God must have made bananas for monkeys... there for we must of came from monkeys... there for... EVOLUTION! O.O

[sidewinder237]

oh dear raptor jesus, please tell me this is a joke

[Konicava]

This has got to be comedy...

[DamienHarveyMusic]

This video has made me question everything. I was an atheist, but now am saved. God praise the divine and Holy Banana!

[chharrits]

The banana fits perfectly in my ass. It must mean that god wants me to fuck a banana! Praise be.

[JagerFrostTroll]

I lol'd at his point of entry face.

[tlswhdgjs]

A well made banana?

[DylanRicardo]

Eles nao falam que a banana tb cabe no cu, mas nao foi feita pra isso. Ate onde eu sei.

[LetitRideOut87]

Anyone else find the banana to be the most ironic fruit of choice to prove creation?

[nightname6]

@LetitRideOut87 yeeh lol

[JMDinOKC]

Has this idiot fool never set foot in a grocery store? From chick-peas to chickens, from beets to beef, from apples to artichokes, from wheat to wine grapes---99% of everything in there are domesticated varieties, selectively bred by humans to be better to eat. Will his next argument be that God created chickens unable to fly for Man's benefit?

[MrMalvalon]

Thanks to this video I understand the reason for the name "Homo-errectus!"

[Crazy4TheWeekend]

bananas and my penis have a lot in common... both get a lot of 'ease of entry'

[OhReallyNoWai]

@Crazy4TheWeekend Does it also have just the right shape for the human mouth?

[chapinrandlett9876]

Evolution explains nothing then

[wunjothurisaz]

OK so now explain pomegranates

[vchula20]

lol WOW.

[Ril3yIzBac]

Or monkeys. Who thought of that?

[OurlostIsland]

how anyone can watch this without their jaw dropped in disbelief is beyond me...

[thericate]

fucking lunatic religious nuts . learn some common sense. 

[mobiledui]

a dick would fit right into your hand like a bananna.... that doesnt mean ur suposed to put it in your mouth.

[SupaTROopa2]

Oh man, this guy is right. It works with water too! It is in plentiful amounts, gives us energy, keeps us healthy and hydrated, makes for beautiful scenery, there's nothing wrong with water!

Oh wait nevermind, water has been the deaths of millions due to drowning and lack of. Seems God made what is essential to life also our demise, thanks buddy ol' pal.

[SupaTROopa2]

@SupaTROopa2 I also forgot to add salt water dehydrates you, (I know, it's like a trap or something) and makes you hallucinate. The best part is, fresh water which we can drink will run out and guess what that leaves us with? Fucking salt water.

Thanks God, always new you were watching out for us.

[Thingamajigs]

The penis is also perfectly shaped for the hand.

God permits masturbation?

[Twistingnether]

@Thingamajigs The penis may be perfectly shaped for the hand..

But it's JUST the right shape for the human mouth, thus God permits blowjobs. And many of them.

[cedarhawk]

Oh GOOD it's phallic.

[ryangoodale100]

if there was really a god, wouldn't he make the banana never rot? stupid cunt

[mattiassollerman]

"If you study a well made penis you'll find on the far side..." etc.

[zediogocl]

I'm an atheist but I think this video is an insult to religious people, they can't be this dumb, if those guys believe that, they obviously have a serious problem in their brain.

[Renshato]

Guess what else fits perfectly in your hand, has a pointed tip for ease of entry, and just the right shape for the human mouth/anus?

[paperorpaper]

Okay, that's one fruit....next?

[ryangoodale100]

is this a joke?

[guayacan07]

Coconuts?

[finalcon2]

so damn funny

this guy should try a wild banana, taste if it's design by god

[jesperroen]

God made the sodacan?

[jesperroen]

ever noticed how a banana fits the monkey hand just perfectly?

[InstantKarmaC]

This is actually a good argument for creationism.

I mean...

Natural Selection would have killed this guy already.^^

[dkittv]

To eat anything but bananas is a sin!

[Konicava]

My penis is perfect for a person to hold and insert in their mouth, is that proof that god exists also? lol

[Wulfenkai]

I think the only thing he's proven is that we've evolved from monkeys and confirms that we are primates.. Well done.

[theworldwins]

0:53 - wait, the banana isn't curved towards his face anymore! Why hath the LORD forsaken us?

[SkeksisRule]

A dick fits perfectly into an anus, therefore gof designed humans with anal sex in mind.

[planetshakerxx]

so i guess we weren't meant to eat pineapples...

[pcjwss]

face to palm.



[Sabored]

He opened the banana on the wrong side.

[scuttlebuttz]

I liked this video purely for the laughs it gave me

[xBrAnDiAnOx]

Face Palm...

SERIOUSLY?

[wtfohno]

so monkeys like banana 2 and have the same shape off hand

[MaxiEtCompagnie]

I have one thing to say to this clown: pineapples

[lancethomaslance]

@MaxiEtCompagnie and coconuts

[pcjwss]

@MaxiEtCompagnie LOL. 

[lordkimbo]

PINEAPPLES ARE INVENTED BY THE DEVIL

[KidVlogger317]

Lol, proof we evolved from monkeys, since monkeys eat bananas!!! LOL

[alkos7]

@KidVlogger317 If we evolved from Monkeys then why are monkeys still around? and since evolving is a slow process, how come we don't see half monkey half humans running around all over the place? how come there is no in between but still plain monkeys around?

[KidVlogger317]

@alkos7 The monkeys split off, and evolved into humans. They don't just disappear. They just branch off. Seriously, do you people do any research before coming up with such dumb comments? And evolution happens in the womb, it's not like a monkey just starts losing its hair and turns into a human.

[alkos7]

@KidVlogger317 I know it happens in the womb. My thoughts were just that if it happens in the womb then it would have stopped making "monkeys" and would have just created humans since they are far better. So what you're saying is that a monkey was created with a little bit better features and they went off on their own. Once that happened, the monkey then went back to making plain monkeys?

[alkos7]

@KidVlogger317 Wouldn't it mean then that the monkey would keep making the "better monkeys" and then eventually the "monkeys" would die off? And so wouldn't the branching off happen during the half monkey half human phase? so then the half monkey half human would still be around, correct? since the humans would branch off from the half monkey half human?

[KidVlogger317]

@alkos7 ??? My brain is full fuck fuck, use Google and Wikipedia please. I do not have all day to explain every single detail about Evolution.

[alkos7]

@KidVlogger317 I'm not asking you to explain every single detail about Evolution. I never asked you to. I'm just bringing up a couple of valid points. Not thousands of points.

[KidVlogger317]

@alkos7 Your points are not valid, and I am not the Evolution Encyclopedia, kaythanx bai.

[alkos7]

@KidVlogger317 they are not valid or you don't know how to answer them?

[KidVlogger317]

@alkos7 I don't want to answer them because I am 16, I have a life, and better things to do.

[alkos7]

@KidVlogger317 That's a different way of saying you don't know how to answer them.

[KidVlogger317]

@alkos7 Uhhh... no it's not. Stop being a butthurt christfag and get the fuck out.

[alkos7]

@KidVlogger317 ok, you could have answered my question by now with the time you spent replying to me cursing at me. It's your choice. Have a wonderful day.

[KidVlogger317]

@Zeppelinemg We did evolve from monkeys fyi...pshh Christfags who think they know everything lol.

[KidVlogger317]

@Zeppelinemg Kaybro. I am not that stupid. You had to be a smartass. Duh, we didn't evolve directly from monkeys, but that is the phrase... so yeah... chill bro, and no need to bring 4chan in this.

[RES1ST0R]

what was god thinking when he created the pineapple then?

[cicala2007]

"This guy IS a banana!"

[ellensius]

wow, is it even legal to target an audience on that (low) level of intelligence? These guys prey on people "less fortunate".

[Somethingproductable]

I'm a nihilist...and I'm trembling in my boots -_-

[BigTeamButch]

Wait. This ISN'T a joke? :o How are there still people like this? :$

[xvise66]

10/10

[hydro5135]

monkeys open the banana from the bottom. I have tested this and it opens easier

[jmyers40]

every time i try to open a banana it fucks up...

[TheFemaleIcelander]

I'VE SEEN THE LIGHT! i'm a christian now.

[dcrjohnson]

"...and it's even curved towards the face to make the whole process so much easier". Question...what if you turn it around?

[promotereason]

Awwwwhhh... how cute. Christians trying to do science. 

[thegorillaintheroom]

man, fuck bananas. what is this bullshit?

[Jarathe]

Atheists' nightmare? Ha! Hardly. You're claiming that God invented the problem in eating and then invented a solution to the problem in the banana. That's like me inventing a machine that cuts your hand off and then inventing a bracelet to stop the machine. It doesn't make sense; what you are essentially saying is that God is big fucking idiot.

[cawkazn]

well than, little boys penises must be designed to be molested by priests than! this explains it all!

[cawkazn]

@cawkazn i didnt molest that boys penis. god desinged his penis to be molested by thy priestethith

[cawkazn]

curved penises must be designed to be put in mouths.

[cawkazn]

maybe god made the bananas for monkeys not man? or maybe just maybe god made bananas for everything, not just man. when god was making bananas, he must of thought, fuck bananas! ill make them designed to be eaten! yet we have ugly ass spikey poisonous fruits so we dont eat them, he must of liked those fruits.

[cawkazn]

maybe god made the bananas for monkeys not man? or maybe just maybe god made bananas for everything, not just man. when god was making bananas, he must of thought, fuck bananas! ill make them designed to be eaten!

[nespohocmorst]

My friend made a comedy video about religion check it out...

search for "God Dammit: Religion Market"

[jkewi1]

Why doesn't this guy just start giving the banana a blow-job? This is what religion does to you makes you go completely over the top about random things like Banana's !.

Oh hey while im at it i was just inspecting my bumhole and i noticed on the top side it has 3 ridges and the bottom side it has 2 ridges wow i guess that means i should shove the banana riiiggghhhtt up my-

[R0b0mammal]

So why didn't God put a tab on my cock so that its "Contents don't squirt" on my girlfriend's face?

[ManVestige]

i also have something with a "point at the top for ease of entry" that is "just the right shape for the human mouth" hehehehehe

[FreeSheep]

people whose ancestors have killed banana trees are punished by god by becoming allergic to it.

[Chris4400]

Wonder if they can tell me why I'm allergic to these Godnanas...

[ungarsdu38]

Coconuts are this guys' nightmare!

[senselocke]

So if the banana is proof that God exists and made it, why did we have to help it along so much from the tiny, green, bitter, seed-filled origins? And why are some people allergic to bananas?

[ungarsdu38]

@senselocke Mind you, I'm allergic to apples... Yes, all apples. It must have a deep meaning which eludes me now :(

[senselocke]

@ungarsdu38 This guy's defense against this criticism: "Well, YEAH, humans had to cultivate these to a perfect form, but since Gourd created us, Gourd also created bananas!"

It's funny because by the same logic, Gourd created porno, the internet, WMD, various torture techniques, genocide, and evil.

What's truly sad is this "proof" that it took a god to guide people to innovate and create, actually supports the lack of a god more: Human will and intellect was enough on its own, for good or ill.

[gofjar]

hahasounds like evolution to me hahahaha

[Chavaya22]

The banana fits in your asshole but that does not mean it was created for your ass> Christians are fucking idiots!

[senselocke]

@Chavaya22 Haha! Congratulations, that's the first laugh I've had in a while. Thank you--quite funny!

[ERICBOBCAT]

Which came first? Fundamentalist or the eating of lead paint?

[geniusjas87]

Bananas were actually intended for monkeys... God is really pissed cause this guy is using an invalid argument to prove God's existance. I bet the God is going to shove the same banana up his arse.

[CommanderCoward]

Umm, I find it easier to open a banana at the other end; get my fingernail in there and jab it open.

[odsca]

@CommanderCoward lol i do that too...

im not falling for this video though, although i respect everyones belief.

[narasimah]

Banana is not perfect only for the hand, this prove God is a great pervert, but what about coconuts ?

[Hopefulfilment]

@narasimah All fruits that don't fit your hand and are easily opened are made by satan. If you eat a coconut or pineapple you will go to hell.

[rebuttal4ptO]

@Hopefulfilment That's why Jesus killed the fig tree

[GsliMaIiy]

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[bagassa]

hhaaha i like this guy, but i dont think a banana should be used to prove God, at all.

[starcraftisausome]

@bagassa i just got a free bible i think your just like oh i want a free bible too but only i got one and your like damm man where can i get a free bible and i was like i farted and your dog was like bark bark

[thiagonl]

amazing, a banana its the proof that god exist.

then the coconut, melon, watermelon, pineapple, pumpkin and so many other fruits are the proof that god doesnt exist?

[robtubeism]

Whats ironic about this is that they chose a fruit we know was made artificially, every thing he states about the banana being made for humans is not seen in the original natural banana. Epic Fail!

[dwl82iw]

So hold on. A banana fits in my hand so God exists?

So what about a WATERMELON?! It doesn't fit so therefore God doesn't exist! All the proof you never needed!

Take that Comfort with your bizarre Christian non-logic!

[tlobdell24]

god made poison oak too

[Sandeemos]

where is this skit from?

[sk8inkill]

@Sandeemos lol, its not a skit.

[StevenMaks]

@sk8inkill he said that because this guy is full of shit lol

[jason423234]

oh my this is awesome. what this moron does not realize is that we created modern bananas. what a fuckin idiot

[greenjelly01]

Couldn't god, who so perfectly designed the banana, make enough of it to feed the millions of starving children?

[jesusvagina]

It's fits in the ass too.

[RaptorsKiss]

My Dick fits perfectly into my hand therefore Masturbation is not a sin.

Their BANANA THEORY and my DICK THEORY are reciprocally consistent.

If they will refute my Dick Theory but hold onto their Banana Theory then they are hypocrites!

[joeyplusamanda]

My penis is just the right shape for the human mouth

[freeSOULalways]

...wow he is a fucktard. a bananna turley does define creation...it even curves towards the mouth!!

[c4unitx]

lol that was some funny stuff

[TheSlamma]

Banana is shaped like a penis and he's sticking that in his mouth.. so is god saying he needs to put more penis in his mouth?

[anzac68]

His penis fits wonderfully into his hand too...GOD does exist.

Perfect logic? I think so.

(btw- notice the guy is Aussie expat. Sorry USA, we export wankers to you now too)

[kansas1213]

did you know that monkey's actually open up bananas on the opposite side? whoa, evolutionary mind freak

[adksfjdsfsdf]

I wonder if this dude knows what a banana actually looks like.. before it was domesticated by man... lol

[KrKristian]

Pineapple?

[gamesworkshopdude]

what about watermelons then

[kwith]

I die a little bit more inside everytime I see a reference to this video

[Faaaa]

wait... you don't have to eat the peel ?

[avengedsevenfold100]

If God made the banana, who made the pineapple?...Not as graceful is it?

[yakubutsu]

jesus was hated, poor guy who loved gays and whores. in the end he was killed. also his name was joshua btw.

[BrettFromKolob]

Coconuts are pretty difficult to open up. What does that say about God? Is he just fucking with us?

[tomiguess]

monkeys must be gods favourite animal

[Blanchesweety95]

DUDE are you serieus???

[Blanchesweety95]

now i know how to open it XD!

[DCT0000]

Wow, that is so awesome. God decided to make the banana so perfectly fit for the human hand.

I bet AIDS is also perfectly made for our benefit !

[clcincinnatiwolf78]

wild bannanas were inedibale until we made them into plaintains. in 1835 a man genicly made plaintanins into bannanas. HA HA THIS GUY IS DUMB

[clcincinnatiwolf78]

@clcincinnatiwolf78 i ment 1836

[StalkingRainbow]

I guess they just ruled out the possiblilty that maybe our hands adapted to grasp things such as bananas.

Tab at the top, lets look at how leaves grow first they grow a stem and then spread outward. so a banana grows from that tab and spreads outward just like a leaf. Isnt' logic fun.

Also he said the skin is bio degradeble... no shit I don't think theres ever been a tree that produces plastic bananas that just sit there for thousands of years.

[DrDreamPop]

bananas so perfect that they prove the existence of god?? this is ridiculous. now grapes on the other hand....

[thatguyoverthere45]

Arguing over a religion's credibility is like arguing over which gaming console is the best ever. Seriously, it's stupid and pointless.

[Galvanidze]

@thatguyoverthere45

Your analogy only works if you assume that all consoles are equally bad.

[thatguyoverthere45]

@Galvanidze Actually, I just meant that arguing over it was pointless. lol

[xn117]

o_o

[thisnameisrlytaken]

woooooooooow thats not suggestive at all >.> lmao xD

[DevinmelvinAble]

0:54 is sooooooooooo funny over and ver again haha

[Onewriterwriting]

Well I can think of something else that fits perfectly in my hand, and fits perfectly into the human mouth. Just... my penis doesn't change color.

[thezoombini]

0:54 over and over again.

[earfallskid24]

Bananas are are a mutation in plantains that made them sweeter, softer and easier to eat, and even plantains are mutations of "wild bananas" which have a hard shell and you cannot eat without cooking. Argument invalid.

[blackmkiv]

what the fuck

[bonzoscarpetcleaning]

And the devil made the banana daiquiri.

[Cseven7]

I like how they have it totally backwards, guys the pull tab is much harder to use to open a banana than pinching the top (bottom in your case) in which case it splits and opens right up. Americans/Europeans eat bananas backwards THATS PROOF OF GOD!

[MumblinBerk]

And so obviously.... then... a Coconut is what... proof of SATAN?

Ah well. ANYway, you've convinced me. I renounce logic, lord. Show me the way.

Where do I send my money?

[DragonBoyX9000]

it's funny because humans created modern bananas. wild bananas, plantains, taste horrible and look nothing like bananas. Also why are bananas easier to open up from the bottom if he made them to be such a perfect fruit?

[eXisTence93]

It can also pleasure a woman ( or man ) with ease and with no negative effects on the environment

[GhostLate]

The guy is trying not to laugh

[kratos223]

Why does this sound so sexual?

[bowtopsy]

F*cking magnets, how do they work?

[tthuhta]

My penis fits fantastically into a woman's vagina. THAT's the proof tha god exists!

[eltigre998]

@tthuhta Or into Ray Comforts mouth. The contents may squirt in your face. Very homo-erotic