Неколку години пред двајца родители излезе на вечера. Неколку часа подоцна, бејбиситерка беше повик за да види дали таа може да ги прикријат кловн статуа во детската соба, таткото рече: "Земете на децата и излезе од куќата, ќе се јавите во полицијата, ние немаме кловн статуа ". на" кловн статуа "е всушност убиецот што избега од затвор. Ако не пост тоа на 10 видеа вечерва на кловн ќе биде во вашиот кревет во 03:00 со моторна пила во раката. жал не сакате тоа да се случи да ме
@JoachimderZweite and ur another dipshit that isnt good at anything. besides he went to college and unlike u could probably buy and sell ur family and no one will think twice about it.
" its not bear ok, im not a fucking peasant, its a special blend of unicorn tears and panda sperm, one sip of this shit and you can have sex for 5 hours while hanging up side down from a bat cave "
@stesan2006 I'm not knocking it because I think it would taste gross, I just think it's kind of creepy, I mean, it's almost like he's sucking a panda's d!ck...
@LoveJaydaNoworLater also, when you set yourself up as a ROLE MODEL to kids you really should apologize to the tons of parents out there you screwed over with your bullshit. when charles barkley said "i'm not a role model" that means he doesn't have to apologize to anyone.
@LoveJaydaNoworLater hahahah, "lovers". that's such a romantic way to describe banging prostitutes and strippers behind your hot wife's back. and sadly, the apology wasn't for us. it was for his advertising contracts. it was all about money. and yes, he did owe them an apology. just like if you worked for a company founded on high principles and then went out and banged a bunch of dudes outside a gay bar and were caught on camera. if it goes public it affects your employer.
and yes i am currently drinking. but this isnt beer ok im not a fucken peasant, this is a special blend of unicorn tears and panda sperm. one sip of this shit and u can have sex for 5 straight hours hanging upeide down from a bat cave.
Unicorn tears and panda sperm lol
MrXjab 1 week ago
Epic
wesblood007 1 week ago
Brilliant writing!!
Raellives 2 weeks ago
Really funny kinda
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Неколку години пред двајца родители излезе на вечера. Неколку часа подоцна, бејбиситерка беше повик за да види дали таа може да ги прикријат кловн статуа во детската соба, таткото рече: "Земете на децата и излезе од куќата, ќе се јавите во полицијата, ние немаме кловн статуа ". на" кловн статуа "е всушност убиецот што избега од затвор. Ако не пост тоа на 10 видеа вечерва на кловн ќе биде во вашиот кревет во 03:00 со моторна пила во раката. жал не сакате тоа да се случи да ме
xxxxkissypiexxxx 1 month ago
"Im sorry you're all shityer than me and golf only matters when i'm doin it...that's a real shame."
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nunyabizz98 1 month ago
oh shit this is awesome
waterbug1221 1 month ago
This is a masterpiece
MegaMonkeybutt5 1 month ago 2
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This video is not funny.
This video is disrespectful.
Tobibil 2 months ago
@Tobibil this video is hilarious and I'm a huge Tiger Woods fan
figgzie 2 months ago 2
@Tobibil Tiger Woods is disrespectful.
SparkledDimension 1 month ago
@Tobibil It's painfully obvious that you have no sense of humor.
ThatBoyTLong 3 weeks ago
@Tobibil You need to get a sense of humor.
JFinuc 1 week ago
canada! woot! beavers!
torontothegood 2 months ago 6
@Crazysoulrecords Cause he is really Gay?
WESSYS 2 months ago
@WESSYS Gay? Fuckin white women at his leisure makes him gay? Huh.....
remmy100 2 months ago in playlist remmy100's favorites
@remmy100 You will never ever know if they were only woman:-)!!!!LOL
WESSYS 2 months ago
most epic speech ever ^^
why can't celebs be this honest?
theHedgex1 3 months ago
lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheJasonvorhes 3 months ago
Oh my, how Tiger has fallen.....
cscdigitalgraphics 3 months ago
youtube.com/watch?v=Sw2xZClV95Q
hilarious video!
beastymeat 3 months ago
IS HE NICE?!
Reclaimer1547 4 months ago
this shit is funny
miss9878 4 months ago
how much longer do i have to stand here and i act like im not better than you?
hoddieboy601 4 months ago
I can REPEAT this video over and over and still be entertained. Thumbs up if you agree!
ronaldcorreatv 4 months ago
Lol wow
thibodeau0 4 months ago
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keep pushing 7
DaPhant0mKilla 4 months ago
keep pushing 77
DaPhant0mKilla 4 months ago
woods needs to to a duo with this guy
watch?v=qZGOWdi35zE
nahsirah 5 months ago
wow tiger banged over 1,700 chicks? and thats only rounded up? WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUU-
christrigg1 5 months ago 11
Good enuff for me
xKillZz 5 months ago
Sounds sincere 2 me
Monkeymischeif106 5 months ago
Good shit
r0m3r018 5 months ago
SPECIAL BLEND OF UNICORN TEARS AND PANDA SPERM!
ThaDashade 5 months ago
a lion cannot cheat 2 his wife but a TIGER WOOD
angiierous 5 months ago
Mayo or Miricale Whip
ZephWWE 6 months ago
Big be
annieannieize 6 months ago
So freaking funny!!!
annieannieize 6 months ago
press 9 to get the handjob
BeginnerBatchFile 6 months ago
Tiger Woods is now ranked 19 in the world...wow p.s this video is fucking epic.
CapitalBhoy78 6 months ago 2
He is just another uneducated black man who is very good at his spot.
JoachimderZweite 6 months ago
@JoachimderZweite and ur another dipshit that isnt good at anything. besides he went to college and unlike u could probably buy and sell ur family and no one will think twice about it.
driftingwolf0 6 months ago
" its not bear ok, im not a fucking peasant, its a special blend of unicorn tears and panda sperm, one sip of this shit and you can have sex for 5 hours while hanging up side down from a bat cave "
Dnw4pro 6 months ago
tiger woods plus a room full of the hottest women on the earth equals climax climax and golf club to the head three days later
thatcrazychick4ever 6 months ago
its like my mentor said it dosent matter where your getting the hand job just that your getting the hand job
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This video is hard to masterbate too!!!!!!!!Im a raving gay, anyone wanna hook up for some man on man action?? xxx
Bernhardt6201 6 months ago
Unicorn tears and panda sperm....delicious ^^
BrightLitenin 6 months ago
╭∩╮(︶︿︶)╭∩╮ Justin Beaver @ 3:18
MeowFoolProductions 6 months ago
this is so funny but he was saying it in his mind i bet
MegaJoker006 7 months ago
Tiger Woods everyone, the digest 'dick' of them all. LOL.
WolvenCheiftan1993 7 months ago
years later and this is still funny
RejectKitty 7 months ago
1:49
camaroz2855 7 months ago
lol
blasphemy108 7 months ago
3:19 = Obama
KEV13ish 7 months ago
Funny
directordude100 7 months ago
WHERE DID HE GET THE UNICORN TEARS FROM????
Trisroxx 7 months ago
Lol
MrNotARussian 7 months ago
He's drinking Panda sperm?? e_o
robertsfunny1995 7 months ago
@robertsfunny1995 don't knock it until you have tried it.
stesan2006 7 months ago
@stesan2006 I'm not knocking it because I think it would taste gross, I just think it's kind of creepy, I mean, it's almost like he's sucking a panda's d!ck...
robertsfunny1995 7 months ago
fuck bithches... tigers the man
vball8642 7 months ago
hahaha this is funny shit
superiorboyz 7 months ago
thanks petserous for replying to my comment :)
cheeseisthebest2000 7 months ago
This is great keep up the great work.
tut28Angel 7 months ago
0:00
xFishNinjax 7 months ago
isnt the person recording it from this perspective? lol
KANDyShoeReviews 7 months ago
Hilarious
justaperson98 7 months ago
lots of swaring i hate fucking tiger wood he is a asshole. well thumbs up if you watched this in 2010 favorite part at 1:55
cheeseisthebest2000 8 months ago
lots of swaring i hate fucking tiger wood he is a asshole. well thumbs up if you watched this in 2010
cheeseisthebest2000 8 months ago
So........ He drinks panda sperm. Interesting. That's not gay at all
Doctorjay85 8 months ago
@Crazysoulrecords hahaha.. hilarious! haven't noticed it until i read the comment
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It dosent matter where you getting the handjob the important thing is that your getting the handjob. LOL
103ismy 8 months ago
It dosent matter where you getting the handjob the important thing is that your getting the handjob. LOL
103ismy 8 months ago
Shes from sweedin!LOL!!!!
SkateborderX12 9 months ago
Funny:
1.Unicorn and panda sperm
2. NO FUCKIN PICTURES!Gunshot.Thanks mom!
3.Tiger Wood points at his dick "SUCK IT" he said
XxDarkViolenceOo 9 months ago 26
LMFAO
Moral: APOLIGIZE WITH GOOD WORDS NOT BAD WORDS O.O
XxDarkViolenceOo 9 months ago
ha hahahahahahahhahaahhahahahhahahahaha!
Amourmech 9 months ago
1685 people got banged by tiger
pipsqueak545 9 months ago
oh wow, watching that 14min apology was well worth it now.
indolentjoe 9 months ago
Who the hell are the 1685 dislikes?
subwayjob 9 months ago
@subwayjob all da girls tiga fucked.
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FutureGod3 9 months ago
thiz wat happens when u shove to much cash to a nigga , conlusion is nigga are worst when they are rich =0
tahi16 9 months ago
why canada you ask? because its pretty obvious how much i like hunting BEAVER!
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
BigmanEZ827 9 months ago 2
No fucken pictures!!!! Gun shot. Thanks mom.
kurtcoibainjr 9 months ago
hahaha
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@parker9a10
Shut the Fuck UP
sporeuploder15 9 months ago
cause those parents are retarded!
TheKeyWestian 9 months ago
Mmmm unicorn tears and panda sperm
Imcookingbrainstue 9 months ago
Canada's property value ever since Beiber was born.
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MSgtJTA 8 months ago
@MSgtJTA no im not that old
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@parker9a10 Touche. But I am 16.
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1680 people have shitty jobs
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unicorn tears and panda spurm...
123naitsabes 9 months ago
unicorn tears and panda spurm..
123naitsabes 9 months ago
unicorn tears and panda spurm
123naitsabes 9 months ago
howd you read tiger woods mind?
KlineStife 9 months ago
That is Some fucking funny shit
Mentalpuppy6644 9 months ago
best aniboom animation ever thumbs up from me
realmusic2110 9 months ago
tiger is right when he said everybody is shiter than him
Fergie9510 9 months ago
@goombah111 wow it works, ur still gay tho
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Goombah11111 9 months ago 6
so true
keylinhuddleston 9 months ago
thanks mom.
KlineStife 10 months ago
Do one about Charlie Sheen!
pixiefairy10 10 months ago
This is AWESOME!
aznemma4 10 months ago
is tiger woods consired black??I heard he is more asian than anything
BafflinBook 10 months ago
Love this.
loyatono 10 months ago
supergiermo
uMebEach777 10 months ago
"Im sorry that your shittier than me and golf only matters when i do it"
Bahahahahah thats true!
TheKeyWestian 10 months ago
Wait, if he didn't allow pictures or media douchebags, who filmed this?
FlimsyDrip 10 months ago 3
10001 th :)
Balrogs 10 months ago
I WAS THE 10000 LIKE THAT IS SO AWESOME!
MrSkater1667 10 months ago
how is hey soul sister related?
TheRosenthal56 10 months ago
this is the funniest shit ive seen since the JB suiside
THEWATCHER567 10 months ago
LOfuckingL
THEWATCHER567 10 months ago
It's pretty obvious I love hunting beaver...YEAH!!!...ohhh....
dunebuster95 10 months ago
its funny he has a white oine on his forhead so his mom was a hoe 2
hugeelmofan 10 months ago
Thumps up if he should do The Real Charlie Sheen Interview lmao
MrAnimeFreak274 10 months ago
Nice
21superstar212121212 10 months ago
Why the fuck would you use a golfer as a role model
kufantic77 10 months ago
Haha makes me wanna punch him right in the fucking jaw
magicfan84 10 months ago
NO goddammit! I was gunna buy canada. DAMMIT
TheKeyWestian 10 months ago
moms are always there....
636675guy 10 months ago
@LoveJaydaNoworLater also, when you set yourself up as a ROLE MODEL to kids you really should apologize to the tons of parents out there you screwed over with your bullshit. when charles barkley said "i'm not a role model" that means he doesn't have to apologize to anyone.
JayMaloneComedy 10 months ago
@LoveJaydaNoworLater hahahah, "lovers". that's such a romantic way to describe banging prostitutes and strippers behind your hot wife's back. and sadly, the apology wasn't for us. it was for his advertising contracts. it was all about money. and yes, he did owe them an apology. just like if you worked for a company founded on high principles and then went out and banged a bunch of dudes outside a gay bar and were caught on camera. if it goes public it affects your employer.
JayMaloneComedy 10 months ago
"thanks mom" lol
patdoc96 11 months ago
3:18 Justin Beaver
paperairplanelord 11 months ago 10
@paperairplanelord I believe thats a blow job joke. Since beavers love gnawing on wood XD
Kooolmun 10 months ago
@Kooolmun beaver is canadian code for vagina.
JayMaloneComedy 10 months ago
HEY I SAID NO FUCKING PICTURES!!
"BAM"
thanks mom
MrTOMASIVAT 11 months ago
how the fuck can you not like this hilarious video
speedhead 11 months ago 2
and yes i am currently drinking. but this isnt beer ok im not a fucken peasant, this is a special blend of unicorn tears and panda sperm. one sip of this shit and u can have sex for 5 straight hours hanging upeide down from a bat cave.
poweragade 11 months ago
Lmao golf only matters when I'm doing it, so true
Beatzuout 11 months ago
Lmao pimp
Beatzuout 11 months ago
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SkateborderX12 11 months ago
Looks like Obama o.o
Silver101Wolf 11 months ago
@Silver101Wolf thats what one of the top comments says
GOVTinflames 11 months ago
1,673 people wouldn't take off their pants and shit on the floor if they told him to.
liampwnedu 11 months ago
" Why Canda you ask? Well its pretty obvious how much I like hntin beaver! Ohhoho Yeah! Ohhhh!"
ShockMe97 11 months ago
@LumiFireVlogs
He is so right about that.
ThomasLeighty 11 months ago
thanks mom
whalesforever1 11 months ago 2
The one thing we should take from this is that it doesn't matter where you getting a hand job, the important thing is that your getting the hand job
MyBrickFilms 11 months ago
In My defense my dick is like a 10 inch length of fly tape. Whenever it hangs in a room vaginas just swoop in a stick to it. Its not my fault!!!
LMFAO
LEW1121 11 months ago
Do u sell the good shit?
gflsfcm18 11 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Holy shit this was Hilarious!!!!!!!!!
champyoko 11 months ago
i admit though that was clever i guess
coolestpersone123 11 months ago
he like hunting beaver but i like Justin beiber haters go do something with ur life
coolestpersone123 11 months ago
hes drinkin 4 loco
MNGslmch80 11 months ago
whats the difference between Santa Claus and tiger woods. Santa stops at three hoes.hahahhahahaha:)
lilaznraxa 11 months ago 2
"Why canada you ask? Well its pretty obvious that i like to hunt beaver!!! YEAHA!!!" oh man that was the funniest one yet...
franklinosis 1 year ago
"That's less of a mistake and more that I'm just a dick". Hahaha!!
sungyultaylor 1 year ago
Its not beer, im not a fucking peasant
Odoylerules242 1 year ago 2
"I have something to confess, I fucked her in the asshole, I didn't know she had a PENIS I'm sorry" Tiger Woods common mistake of the past.
Dimetry23 1 year ago
time to shitting in oppinion!! hahahahaha,
skullhien 1 year ago
Why is Tiger apologizing?
OrphanSandwhich 1 year ago
We gotta pov on the Tiger on our 1st shoot AngryChewToys @ 2:35
AngryChewToys 1 year ago
1666 people are a peasant
YendoranLetha 1 year ago
"It is GOOD SHIT" Hahaha that's pretty much when I lost it
A7XRaydog247 1 year ago
How much longer do I have to stand here and pretend I am not better than all of you?
rtreekie 1 year ago
"It doesnt matter where your getting the handjob watz important is that your getting the handjob!!!!"
mavrey41 1 year ago 2
oh my god so funny
snugglebug1000 1 year ago
Hunting beaver...hah...
kajwilhelm 1 year ago
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jon0620 1 year ago
Kinda looks like Obama
firebird1218 1 year ago 83
@firebird1218 yeah he does thats wat i thought at the beginning
alexisdabest001 10 months ago
"It is GOOD.. SHIT.." HAHAHA
A7XRaydog247 1 year ago
Now whenever i flip somebody off i do what he did.
TrollExterminator232 1 year ago
lol
brentgold3 1 year ago
The funny part is this is like 100% true.
the only reason we watch golf is cause tiger is doing some blonde bitches in the back
combatarmsgltichers 1 year ago
i get payed a million dollers to hit balls
anima850 1 year ago
miclesons good
anima850 1 year ago
I love this vid is so funny
oliver46666 1 year ago