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  • You will get double punishment cause to drive people to hell by wasting all the time to let not to blive in god ,,,, do not tell me the we are created by nature mean if yo mix stell and copper and rubber and plastics and gasoline for billions years mean will end up by boing 747 what a joke you atheist read Quran and think better make people blasphemers

  • I am an athiests but most of the girls i have dated were either christian or catholic, it didn't matter( unless Iwas going to meet the girls parents lol)

  • Is this a Joke or what??

    We are Atheist , no man atheist or woman atheist , there are not restriccions or discrimination , what is your problem?

  • Being a staunch atheist is no different from being religious, I'll stick to jerking off and drugs

  • I like ponies...am I a woman now?

  • "Memories" is what I am officially titling all of my notes from now on...the ladies must come aflocking

  • PONIES!!!!

  • Say, "O My servants who have transgressed against themselves [by sinning], do not despair of the mercy of Allah. Indeed, Allah forgives all sins. Indeed, it is He who is the Forgiving, the Merciful." (53) And return [in repentance] to your Lord and submit to Him before the punishment comes upon you; then you will not be helped. (54) And follow the best of what was revealed to you from your Lord before the punishment comes upon you suddenly while you do not perceive, (55) read the holy quran .

  • @mazzroa oh, go away...

  • My speakers aren't even working, and I'm still laughing! Great video!

  • Sooooo pink it is ;p

  • Too funny!

    Subscribed.

  • OMG, PONIES! Let's throw a party and get some Pinkie Pie randomness in here!

  • I want to be your friend.

  • I can't tell if this video is a satire or not. Half the video is talking about the color pink.

    I do agree that we need more ponies, though. Atheist ponies. And every atheist group also needs at least one Flying Spaghetti Monster.

  • i hope this is a joke

  • I'm an Atheist female, and I -abhor- the colour pink. Absolutely despise it. But, this is funny none-the-less.

  • What a great fucking video.

  • pink ponies and pads. are you fucking kidding me?

  • LOVEEE LOVE LOVE!

  • Hahaha! A female atheist, that's rich. Nice CGI bro.

  • You'll be there. Find God. <3

  • man, I was about to leave until you said ponies, then I was just all "ha, she's such a joker, everyone loves ponies"

  • Bravo!!!

  • You're making female atheists look too girly :\

  • What about pink and mauve?

  • I loved this, the conservapedia person posting on this I checked out their page, couldn't leave a comment (was going to make a comment about the lack of a

    black or Hispanic in that class). But as usual they can't take the heat. Great job Spontatheist.

  • @chomskyfan

    You're concerned about the "lack of a black or Hispanic" in a conservapedia class (which is a privately owned company) but are cool with the fact that there are THOUSANDS of racist organisations exclusively for blacks, "Hispanics", and other non-whites, like NAACP, La Raza, etc.

    That's really smart!

  • @Prologicful Good lord you are dumb. The NAACP is not a racist organization, you reactionary tool, and it's membership includes those who skin is black and white. Said organizations seek to improve the living standards of colored individuals while pursuing equality of all people. Go back to uncritically swallowing conservative talk-radio.

  • @Keithed200

    The NAACP is the National Association for the Advancement of COLORED People. Not EVERYONE. Just COLORED people, specifically BLACK. Get it, moron??? It's a racist organisation. Is this sort of stupidity typical of all Americans or just you?

  • @Prologicful The NAACP was co-founded by a white socialist woman named Mary White Ovington. It focuses primarily on the plight of colored people, while working "to ensure the political, educational, social, and economic equality of rights of all persons". It often cooperates with other organizations to work/advocate causes that often have nothing specifically to do with race. For example, most recently they "stood in solidarity" with the protesters at Wisconsin. You fail forever.

  • @Keithed200

    What planet do you live on?

    The NAACP may occasionally assist other groups that aren't exclusively black because such groups have black members (like your Wisconsin union). But most of its activities are aimed at advancing BLACKS. It's a RACIST group.

    Who cares what BS they use as their slogan ("to ensure the rights...of all persons")?? Look at what they actually DO.

  • @Prologicful A quick Google search tells me that in the past couple year alone, the NAACP has worked toward and advocated for such causes as Cap and Trade, Prison reform, California's Prop 19 Marijuana legalization, Childhood obesity, Gay marriage, etc. None of these involve blacks specifically and would probably help all sorts of poor whites. So basically, you have backed your claims with zero evidence and you are nothing but a hysterical shrieky reactionary. Suck it.

  • @Keithed200 wrote "none of these (issues the NAACP concerns itself with) involve blacks specifically."

    The NAACP were and still are an organisation whose primary purpose is to advance the cause of one race(blacks). What's so hard to understand about this??

    But because they address and spend money on issues that have little or nothing to do with blacks that makes them OK?? You're an even bigger fucking idiot than I originally thought. Think some of their supporters want their money back?

  • @Prologicful Well yeah, when a group is focused on the betterment of a people within the scope of trying to achieve equality for all, I don't have a problem with it. If the NAACP was a black supremacy organization then I would have a problem with it but the NAACP is ideologically egalitarian, wants equality for all people and deals with all sorts of different non-colored issues.

  • @Keithed200

    If NAACP truly wanted to help those who need it, it would work to help POOR people, no matter what their race.

    But they don't work to help poor people, per say. They only work for BLACKS, as if there's no such thing as a poor white or wealthy black.

    You'd never tolerate a group advancing the interests of whites, yet you support a racist group, even though you're not a member of their race.

    They saw you coming from a mile away. Here's 2p, try to buy a clue, Einstein

  • @Prologicful Good lord, once again: you are dumb. You have no idea what the NAACP is or what it has done. You have done nothing but make claims and shriek and scream without doing anything to back what you say up. Moreover, you're wrong: I would probably support a white version of the NAACP if such an organization worked not only to just advance the well-being of impoverished whites but of all peoples. God knows there are some people in the South and Midwest who would need it.

  • @Keithed200

    If you're white and support the NAACP you're even dumber than I thought. There's nothing more incredibly stupid than someone working against their own interests. Qualified blacks are actively sought by universities and corporations. The NAACP worked to get "Affirmative Action" policies passed in hiring, promotions, scholarships etc, that place LESS qualified blacks ahead of more qualified whites (and often Asians). You're white, remember? How does that help you, shit-for-brains??

  • What if your a carnie atheist?

    Would blindfolded ponies with pink saddles work as dodgems and attract ladies?

  • we just love the shit out of ponies...lol

  • "We will stop the car!"- lol!

  • I thought you were serious until the last line. Silly me.

  • I gave this video a thumbs up because I "love the shit out of ponies"!

  • @conservapediavideos Oh, SHIT! I work with spiders, own a snake, and am pretty obviously an atheist. Guess that gives me pick of the litter, doesn't it?

  • @Spontatheist are you a virgin?

  • @conservapediavideos your full of shit

  • @conservapediavideos yes christian males have no problem, just look at the divorce rate!

  • @conservapediavideos I worked with spiders and snakes for five years and I'm an atheist. Guess Spontatheist and I get to choose from many a spider-snake-lovin' atheist man. Oh, and all my female atheist friends who love spiders and snakes. Don't forget them. We could have a party!

  • @conservapediavideos actually, I do have trouble finding a smart, intelligent and atheist girlfriend cause they are so rare...

  • @conservapediavideos nice general observations. where did you study such reasoning, the University of Making Shit Up On The Spot?

    oh wait its Conservapedia. same thing.

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  • Question: Why are athiest women so ugly? Answer: God made them that way. =)

  • @happyninslave You and dane cook would make great friends.

  • I Almost didn't even get to the end of the video though. Only reason I ended up seeing the end is I eventually tuned out and started reading the comments, in particular what MyGrammarRules said.

  • I thought i needed a kitchen to attract them :(

    If i only saw this video before i realized that woman are individuals and not a giant mass under a swarm mind thing!

  • You see, this all made perfect sense, but then you kind of lost it towards the end, possibly due to confusion in your mind from pink and ponies overload - remember, because women's brains are proportionately smaller than men's means they are not as complicated meaning women have difficulties in holding on to a train of logical train of thought for too long.

    You also forgot to mention babies. All women's lives will come to revolve around babies at some point and thus babies will pull them in.

  • @AnonEyeMouse

    Oh... please forgive my rudeness, well done for making the effort to produce a video, very impressive for a woman to perform such a technical task - and may I say you are looking very pretty today, but it does look as if you may have neglected tidying up the couch, one of your babies has left their toys there. Best run along and get the housework done before your man gets home.

    There's a sweet little thing.

  • Through the whole thing I was thinking, "WTF?" but then you killed it! I love it!

  • say what?

  • Many females join my Atheist group. I make it clear that like any true Humanist, I'm also a Feminist. The fact that I'm hot probably helps too.

  • Or maybe providing cooking supplies...I hear ladies like to bake.

  • You're amazing! Subscribed.

  • I'm not homophobic but Pink is quite a gay color for most men.

  • lol

  • All the time I thought; Is she serious?

    But the last point made the sarcasm clear.

    Who would treat women as individuals.

    And now you better get me a sandwich.

  • I wish they had this in NYC. Has anyone seen the atheist groups around here? yuck. it's all old homless looking men and women...i mean cmon! You good looking atheists in NYC let's represent!

  • I think by this we will end up with a bunch of Five Year old Female Atheists XD

  • EPIC!

  • Oh, the last line ruined it.

  • Fantastic first video with a great message at the end, though respecting women sounds hard, I'll think I will stick with the pink stuff :P hehe

  • lol...nice satire... I was laughing the whole time thinking this can't be serious. Its always amusing when people try to use stereotypes to try to appeal to a certain group.

  • your straight face: HOW?? i was dying

  • MAKE. MORE. VIDEOS.

    you're fucking awesome.

  • PWNies

  • LMAO!!!! I see what you did there! you forgot to mention unicornsand pegasii, or unipegasii.

    seriously though great way to make your point.

  • I was so horrified at this video, until I realized this was an elaborate prank XD God, you're good. How do you keep a straight face and a serious voice during this?

    Unless of course this isn't a joke...in which case, I think I must then be a man. That explains a lot....

  • Great video!

  • So, now that we have the snark out of the way, what, in your opinion, is the reason for the large differential enrollment numbers when they're sliced down gender lines?

  • @Fordi - Definitely a good question. My educated guess: it's partially due to social constraints (women generally being expected to be the primary child caregivers and/or housekeepers in their households, even if they hold part- or full-time jobs - which leaves less free time, especially for activities without childcare available), and partially due to the fact that the well-known media darlings of the atheist movement are almost exclusively white males.

  • @Spontatheist Almost exclusively white males, you're right, but what about Eugenie Scott? God I love that lady.

  • @Spontatheist Well said!!!

  • @Fordi - It's also important to remember that most forms of Christianity grant more autonomy and authority to males, which I'm willing to bed correlates with a higher level of self-respect and a greater perceived ability to be correct in questioning one's own beliefs.

  • @Spontatheist Even more well said!!!

  • @Spontatheist Even more well said!!! Not just Christianity, most religions today.

  • @Spontatheist

    Since you don't believe the universe was created, by logical necessity, you are saying it created itself.

    That's really intelligent!

  • @Prologicful Though clearly not as intelligent as a designer who designed herself.

  • @Spontatheist

    I never said a "designer designed herself."

    Since all time (and space and matter) were compressed into a single point at the Singularity, whatever created the Singularity, by definition, had to exist outside time and space.

    Existing outside of time means there's no start date, and renders all "Who created the creator?" questions pointless.

    Please send me that evidence you have of the universe creating itself, when you have a moment.

  • @Prologicful Please post the evidence of a being existing outside of time that creates universes, cheers.

  • @Prologicful So if existing outside of time means there is no start date and renders all "Who created who" questions pointless, why can't we apply this same logic to a universe without some mystical intelligent/divine/supernatura­l cause? You can't have it both ways dumbass.

  • @Keithed200

    Focus like a laser beam, knob. The universe is not infinite, remember? The 2nd Law of Thermodynamics says heat flows from hot areas to cold. If the universe was infinite, it would've had forever to cool to absolute zero, but hasn't. It's 2.7 degrees Kelvin.

    The universe has a start date called The Big Bang by most. Since it's not infinite and didn't create itself, it was created. Since time, space etc started with the BB, it was created by something OUTSIDE time and space

  • @Prologicful I never said the universe was infinite. Moreover, the universe does not have a "start date" known to human science. The Big Bang is considered the beginning of the universal expansion, not the universe itself. Before the Big Bang, the universe is proposed to have existed in a state of gravitational singularity, which, by your own admission, precludes time and thus the need for a creator. You literally supplied me with the justification for a universe without god in this argument.

  • @Keithed200

    There's NO evidence this is only the latest iteration of an expanding/contracting universe. All indications are that time, space and matter began with the Singularity's expansion (the Big Bang). Therefore, whatever created the Singularity, by necessity, exists outside time and space

    Some atheists say an "eternal energy" caused the universe. But for it to exist before the BB, it was nowhere (there's no space), made of nothing (no matter), never (no time)

    Good luck proving that.

  • @Prologicful It sort of astounds me that you're willing to mock atheists for proposing some mystical "eternal energy" existing outside of space, matter, and time and yet do not hold that same standard to your idea of God, for whom these rigorous standards magically do not apply. Moreover, I was not talking about an oscillating universe but merely making the point that actual start date of the universe is so far unknowable because we do not yet objectively know what came before the Big Bang.

  • @Keithed200 said "we don't know what came before the Big Bang." There's no evidence of ANYTHING before the Big Bang.

    I understand atheists who say there's no evidence of a god. But as there's no evidence the universe is infinite nor created itself, something outside the universe did.

    I'm a deist. I subscribe to no organised religion because I don't pretend to know the character of a creator. But at least the religous aren't so thick as to think the universe caused itself to happen

  • @Prologicful I neither subscribe to the idea that universe is infinite or that it created itself. I do not pretend to know what, if anything, preceded the Big Bang and I do not care to speculate mindlessly about it. That said it does bother me when people assert that a "universe that caused itself to happen" is "thick" or ridiculous and then go on to speculate about a Creator that didn't need one of it's own or created itself.

  • @Keithed200

    Science holds the universe is between 13.7 billion and 15 billion years old (has a START date). Again, there's no evidence this is only the latest expansion of a chronically expanding/contracting universe. None, naught nothing

    The 2nd Law of Thermodynamics also predicts the heat death (entropy) of the universe. So all indications are that we live in a finite universe

    Life, intelligence & consciousness from a dead, dumb universe without consciousness is a neat trick, no?

  • @Prologicful Science holds that it has been 13.75 billion years since the Big Bang, not that the universe is wholly 13.75 billion years old, since it is not known if anything existed before the Big Bang singularity. And while the idea of intelligent life and consciousness springing up is indeed a neat trick, it's not really anymore fantastic than you proposing than your all-powerful creator who just appeared out of thin air and in fact there's more evidence for it.

  • @Prologicful HO! so it's REEEALLY inteligent from your part that some guy create himself? thats really logic ¬¬

  • @Prologicful Man, that girl just destroyed you. Run and cry to your imaginary god :)))

  • @AngeloScandal believes in a magical cartoon universe that created itself. Since you don't believe in a creator and there's no evidence the universe is infinite, this is what atheists are left with.

    The "Drawing Hands" lithograph by M.C. Escher, (two hands drawing each other) depicts what atheists, by default, say when they say there's no creator.

    You, like most logic-challenged atheists, are too stupid to understand that. Then again, if you could comprehend it you wouldn't be an atheist.

  • @Prologicful Oh really, I am too stupid to understand that as an atheist? Then maybe you with your ignorance, fear of death and indoctrination should teach me a little bit of your wisdom. You fucking idiot.

  • @AngeloScandal

    Sure, here's some wisdom for you: since you have no fear of death, go kill yourself. After all, you're not afraid of it.

  • @Prologicful I have a fear of death in the sense that I treasure my life very much and don't want to die. But beyond that I'm not obsessed that I will be tortured for eternity by some demented god.

  • @Prologicful And then again your religion doesn't require logic and reasoning, it only requires blind faith and yes.....BELIEF...........I BELIEVE the magic god watches over me and I can fell the holy spirit inside me .....hahahahahahahahha

  • @AngeloScandal

    You can read my mind over the web and tell what my religious beliefs are? You're in the wrong business Brainiac! You're clairvoyant. Why waste time on youtube? Start your own Lisa Williams -style TV show!

    I'm a deist. I subscribe to no organised religion so save your "holy spirit" talk. But at least the religious don't think the universe created itself.

    Go stand by a church and harangue old ladies about their beliefs. That will make you feel superior!

  • @Prologicful Oh wow? So now you're telling me that I'm trying to read your mind over the internet. After you sent me a message ASSUMING what my beliefs are as an atheist and responding to claims that YOU, not ME made about the universe?Hahhaha. Well if one of us will do a show about supernatural nonsense, that's gonna be you, not me. Again in the second comment you assume that ALL atheist believe in an an infinite universe which is not true and then you assume we claim superiority,

  • @Prologicful If you want to debate, go do it with other religious people, especially christians. They might accept your ideas of debate and 'proof' of gods (they accept a lot of nonsense anyways so a little bit more won't matter for them) but we here probably do not. So I'm gonna stop wasting my time with you now.

  • Scrapbooking photos of pink ponies FTW? That whole treat women with respect angle appears sound on the surface, but I am still dubious.

  • hysterical! My meetups have been accused of being sausagefests; I think we should have more ponies.

  • You've got nice tits.

  • Sage advice.

    ...well.. technically pink advice, but you know what I mean.

  • Lol i love it

  • The last 10 seconds of this video is golden.

  • @endthedisease No, tried that - doesn't work

  • Hello Katy, so why did you make this video?

  • So dye some ponies pink and set up pony rides at your atheist meeting?

  • This is brilliant, I love it! I'm the VP of an atheist group in CT. We don't have much of a problem getting women to our group, but then again, it never hurts to go pinker. Thanks for the tip!

  • What if all that pink ends up attracting teh ghey?

  • @KaiserTota - women love gay guys, as they provide non-threatening and interested shopping partners. The more of teh ghey your meetup has, the more women you will get!

    It's science...

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