Most Interesting Man in the World on Pick-Up Lines

[rdnzl7878]

I've made some research and in depth study of the subject and realized that the correct place is 428 Jefferson st. Box 173 Plymptonsville WY. The time is never, no doubt.

[mikebozart]

one of the greatest 15-second ad spots of all time .... still laughing at this one!

[InfinitePotentiall]

I don't always have unprotected sex, But when I did, she gave birth to

Chuck Norris.

[pks7777777]

i dont always masturbate but when i do i jizz hard...... stay uncomfortable my friends

[antonio610]

He can speak French... in Russian.

[misternipples100]

i don't always drink beer but when i do, it sure as hell ain't that mexican piss water known as dos equis

[Logoseum]

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I can't remember driving home.

[WolfKing0303]

His thoughts are only understood by 0.0001% of the veiwers... The 0.0001% being him.

[garfocusalternate]

He once cleared the sky... In 9 seconds flat. "Stay magic my friends."

[palo098]

I don't always make sense but when I do, I don't

[seporokey]

"His personality is so magnetic, he can't carry credit cards."-Stay Thirsty My Friends

[jakoson7]

I don't always wipe my ass... but when I do, I use my bare hands

[sovietninja3]

@jakoson7 now thats funny!!!

[ewoksmoothie]

He lost his virginity before his father.

[XTRABIG]

@ewoksmoothie

WOW!! LMAO

[balaalalaslk]

Fake accent New Yorker!

[stussymishka]

he's saying the time is never, and the place is up your ass lol

[bunnyfnbaby]

ROTFLMAO!!



[homerow45]

Upon being born, it was HE who spanked the doctor ''stay thirsty my friends''

[PAOLO46M]

He has epilepsy and he invented raves.

[Logoseum]

He once was in a military no-win situation...but he still won...both ways.

[co659017]

so if i take a drink of dos equis, ill get some instant pussy???

[OwnerKidThe1st]

@co659017 mabye

[TheLouiec3]

@co659017

Yes.

[TheTechBite]

He is so interesting women rape him

[Envirosafecarolinas]

HomeSpectors Termite and Pest Charlotte NC

[TheCappy4]

he's a lover not a fighter...but he's also a fighter so don't get any ideas

[BirdMan33201]

He once beat him self in a staring competition that went on to the 3rd day

[xjp8x]

@BEASTIE4RMDAB wouldnt be nearly as good as a movie with chuck this man and charlie sheen

[sandythebear]

If i were to be allergic to dos equis, i would still drink it just to live his life :)

[MathLessonsForFree]

I've used this commercial as a pick up line and it worked!

[ednakazuya12]

@MathLessonsForFree wow really?

[ibravo85]

I'd sleep with him he's sexy!!!

[MathLessonsForFree]

He is so magnetic...that women use pick up lines on him.....

[danismithnjd]

If he fucks you in the ass, you would thank him. With a reach around...Stay gay my friends!

[aegino]

@BEASTIE4RMDAB

GOOD ONE ........... 

[KillSwitchOnSteriods]

HAHA that was too funny

[arcboy808]

When he punches you in the face, you have to fight the urge to thank him. XD

[YankeesSuck611]

Bartenders tip him when he orders a drink.

[york0I]

Lovin these comments LOL

[MoarPretzels4Boiz]

I don't always drink beer, but when I do...I get shitfaced.

[classysasafrassy]

He caused global warming by taking off his clothes.

He's the most interesting man in the world.

[lilked3]

i dont always drink beer, but when i do, i beat the wife and kids

[tetw34]

i dont always order from mcdonalds but when i do i order french fries

[DIGGL555]

when he eats glass he poops diamonds

[vocabularyspills]

*Later that night, he goes on to have a Manaja twa with the two broads after cleverly demeaning 'them'.*

But not before finishing his Dos Equis of course...Bitches can wait!

[Meshehetube]

He can speak Morse code... in Braille.

[checkfoldcallraise]

i like how he is usually in a suit walking in a forest or something with a group and he looks like he's been through hell and back. its cool because it lets our imagination roll with an intriguing story of how he got there.

[tbehmer7]

Bulls gather by the thousands to run and be chased by him.

[floatingnumber9]

He's my hero.

[soxfan12286]

His advice to the masses have won him a Nobel prize...on several occasions.

[Kitsune81]

He once challenged his own reflection to a staring contest. On the fourth day, he won.

[firefrostpeacemaker]

the most honest answer towards pick up lines i've ever had!

[spiffxthexcajun]

@BEASTIE4RMDAB John Jameson went in after his whiskey.

[Slipknot575]

He ones crapped his pants, to save the life of 100 people with cancer.

[johnshopkinsh]

old ass man; i am far more interesting than this nursing home escapee

[xXSimplyRavishingXx]

@johnshopkinsh You're probably just some fat, ugly, out-of-shape sweathog who lives with his mom.

[johnshopkinsh]

@xXSimplyRavishingXx i am lol

[MyoujouAdauchi]

Anyone know the song name?

[machalot]

@MyoujouAdauchi I think the song was written for the commercial. It's not a standalone song.

[doublejax]

He sometimes marries hurricanes... that have beautiful female names!

[ToAsTy42o]

Chuck Norris asks him for beard grooming advice... he is... the most interesting man in the world

[flaw72]

no its not. if the time is never then the place has to be in your head. your not really using them there lol

[adamisajoker]

He can slam a revolving door. He once challenged Lance Armstrong to a "Who has more testicles?" contest, he won by 5. He can blow bubbles with beef jerky. He once played 18 holes of golf using a 12 inch strip of rebar and a sun dried tomato. He shot a 54. He can kill two stones with one bird. God asked him for advice. He performed his own circumcision, while he was still in his mother's womb. He is the most interesting man in the world.

[spiderman23s9]

@adamisajoker all from CHUCK NORRIS!!! be Original damn

[pammyj1000]

@adamisajoker LOL !!!!!!!!!



[aeroces7]

He once sucked his own dick,

just to see if he could stay thirsty my friends

[HomieSmasher]

if the time is never....the place must also be never.

[BellicIV]

@PrincessKittenz Dos Equis is a Mexican beer. The world's most interesting man enjoys this beer. Perhaps, it is you the one that needs to "fuck off".

[speedy109]

never isnt a place but instead it's called nowhere

[showstopper11997]

this guy is awesome

[LaMiGrAFrAnK]

If you suck with women just try being like him...no bull. 100% agree with the PU lines thing!

[TheWilder30]

stay thirsty my friends!

[superstevo189]

whats the name of the song in the background

[guti449]

The best part is the wry look he gives the chick to his left at the end.

[theydidntnameme]

that look was all he needed to let the girl know she was getting laid later lol

[HomieSmasher]

ahhahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahhaah

[guti449]

is he hispanic or italian?

[CrocodileMonkey]

@guti449 Hispanic. It's Mexican beer

[Soda7777777]

He's Spanish. But the actual actor is from NYC.

[PhilWithCoffee]

@guti449 We don't know, which is one more thing that makes him interesting. Stay thirsty, my friend.

[pickworth79]

genius

[NdotDiggity]

This mothafucka is cool

[Alejounoloco]

He was Fide Castro's godfather. Years later he disowned him, not for his politics or his policies, but because when he asked him to rol him cigar, it was not to his satisfaction.

[zampdachamp]

@Alejounoloco haha awesome

[ebitondo]

This gut would kick James Bond's ass!!!

[Atomank68]

Meaning for those who know, American actors have a loooong history of bad "foreign" accents.

For the dense and denser, think "Saturday Night Live" 's Christopher Walken's skit as the 50s day-time smoothie "The Continental".

Answered your question? By the way, thanks for killing the jocular mood of this comment page!

Why don't you do something with your life like saying something that would make you the most "interesting" man to other than yourself!!!

[twieneke76]

He never has a bad accent.

His detractors merely suffer from bad hearing.

He is the most interesting man in the world.

[cfreaper23]

haha he's the Chuck Norris of Beer! Love these ads

[Atomank68]

....And the least concealed "internationalist" accent ever!

[brent61879]

meaning?

[barbiegrlz101]

Hahhahah omg this is my favorite, I love these commercials. :)

There's a time and place for that

The time is never,

I'll let you figure out the place on your own.

[HisDivineShadow245]

He has been known to sign his autographs in sign language.

[TeddyFabulous1]

He thought he was wrong once,

Turns out he was mistaken.

Stay thirsty my friends.

[roach1229]

Wait, what?

[zcap22]

@TeddyFabulous1 wait waiiatt so he was wrong about being wrong. lololololo

classic

[LocoRico89]

Ha! I drink to that!

[iirazz]

I hate the taste of Dos Equis but still drink it so I can live vicariously through this man

[biggelove09]

@iirazz haha I thought I was the only one that liked the beer because of this dude.

[tekneek03]

@iirazz really? i havent had an incredibly extensive amount of beers but i think dos equis and yuengling are my favorites by far.

[Annihilator27]

@iirazz Its a test, His.

[sortoftalented]

@iirazz PUTOMADRE....dos equis es muy delicioso....pendejo

[JvillnEnt]

@iirazz lol how does the worst beer have the best spokesman

[Jintamil]

people who have been laid understood this immediately

[inflames2233]

lmfao so true ahahahaa

[iamnotuberchile]

true

[93mkivSupra98]

whats the name of the song

[chrisQuintana]

wtf this is funny

[dudeman10280]

whos' that guy?

[bsaa07]

That's Henry J Kopec

[WWWIronfists]

do you have to ask who he is?

[Homemadegameguru]

he once impregnated a woman just by saying "hello" - stay thirsty my friends.

[doncarbone11]

you guys are all retarded. the "place" is hinting at a place to fuck the chick. he's basically suggesting there is no use for a pick up line while basically using on on the chick next to him ;)

[elbushomanoflove]

this guy is my hero hahaha

[akendall97]

This guy is a fucking pimp

[alahatim]

I still can't figure out the place. Anyone know?

[latimerl]

If the time is never then the place is nowhere.

[KingNiros]

The master has arrived!!! Ha Ha Great!!

[rimrida777]

I got it!!!!!!!!!! He so freggin cool he doesn't need a "pick up" lines....Women just gravitate automatically. Genius. "Don" Dos Equis should be his name. :)

[GagyiLaszlo]

true, true

[taise89]

i love this guy lol

[jeffreyp20]

I love this guy. The time is never! lol. Stay thirsty my friends.

[LONGSHOTfilmes]

don't mean to sound retarded but I don't get it.

[chico17]

i dont get it either!

[huejas44]

How can you not get it? Pick up lines are lame...these commercials are awesome.

Stay thirsty, my friends...

[twieneke76]

When you're interesting, you don't need a "line". Simply start a conversation and because you are interesting, what you say is interesting.

[Xtreem9087]

This fucking guy is great

[NYCRyderman]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!