10 yo mama jokes

[SomebodyHalo]

To mama so ugly ur dad wouldn't even take a picture with her

[kentuckyfan001]

I got a joke " yo mamma so fat she takes up both sides of the family"

[vocalaoi125]

Our Favoritez:

Suzune: " My favorite one was the Family Branch lol xD"



Gumi: My favorite one was when they talked about the mama being found as the 2nd moon"

[alaschivas2222]

The first one lmao'''

[sweetheart1032]

yo mama sooo fat she feel in love and broke it

[alaschivas2222]

@sweetheart1032 you got that rite !

[girepicness]

you mama so ugly i cant even make a joke about it

[isabelalcala100]

yo mama is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

[Domoluvah]

the curb one



[STFNIANCU]

yo mama is so stupid she tryed to commit suicied by jumping off a curbe

[MrBallsackage]

yo mama sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooo stupid that she tryed to droun a fish

[dddhabest]

Yo mama so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and call the cops and said " I looked all in my butt and cant find my crack"

[xDARKxREBELx]

yo moma is so poor she opened up her email to eat the spam

[meximexican1]

yo mamas so stupid she got hit by a PARKED CAR

[Ksicsfaces100]

i thought it was she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement windom

[MegaMia1231]

@Ksicsfaces100 i dont get it

okay YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE LOCKED HER KEYS IN HER MOTORCYCLE

[Ksicsfaces100]

yo i like the one that says she tried to commit suicied by jumping off the curbe of the street

[alexxgoesrawwr]

yo momma so ugly bob the builder could even fix her

[mendezbryan526]

ur moms like a shot gun 2 cocks and she blows

[BFHKevin]

@mendezbryan526 Stolen. :3

[mendezbryan526]

@BFHKevin fuk u u coc likin donke raping bitch

[BFHKevin]

@mendezbryan526 Problem?

[mendezbryan526]

@BFHKevin axcedent

[fyfyf1]

yo mama is so fat dora the explorer can't explorer her!

[jacksonman7177]

yo mama so fat nation wide couldnt get on her side'

[loverofskulls]

yo momma so ugly she makes emos feel better :D

[97frizzyhead]

Yo mama's so fat when she sat on target it turned into walmart.

[sequitascirocco]

yomamma so fat that she jumpe and got stucke in the air

[2damax100]

these are so shit

[PerfectTwo876]

yo mama so fat she had to use cheat codes for wii fit

[andrew35618]

Yo momma is so fat that when she passes in front of tha tv i miss 3 episodes of my favorite show hahahaha

[supersonicLBP4999]

Yo mama soooo ugly she made medusa turn to stone!!!!

[madshark2424]

yo mama soooooo stupid when she got locked in the mattress store she slept on the floor!!:P

[safari338]

yo mama iz so fat she pulls satellites out of orbit

[LukeCastellan]

Yo mama so stupid that she locked her keys inside her motorcycle...

[dialga123able]

yo mama iz so stupid dat wen she threw a rock 2 da floor she missed

[MrMindfreak5462]

yo mama so fat she uses doughnuts for nipple rings

[diggs0110]

yo mama so fat her belly button makes it to the house 15 min befor she does



[watchoutfool39]

Yo mamma so stupid she put a battery up her butt hole and said I got the power

[Superattackteam]

yo mama is so father life story says to be continued

[MissMistletoe1998]

yo mamas teeth so yellow the traffic stops a mile away

you mama so fat that when she sits around the house she literally sits AROUND the house

Ur mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scales.

[KyleMarks030798]

@MissMistletoe1998 nice joke in the middle never heard tht one b4

[zomot33]

yo mamma is soo ugly bob the builder said i cant fix u

[sallylover2099]

yo mama is so fat when god said let ther be light he told her to move

[thecrow307]

all of yalls jokes jokes made my nuts jiggle thats how bad they were.... now hers a good asss niggerr joke......... what did the black guy say when he slid down a zebra ???? now u see me now u dont now u see me now u dont hahahahahahahahahaah to alll niggers.

[emochick4825]

@thecrow307 thats jus fucking mean there is nuttin wrong with niggers im white thats right so go tell someone else that bullshitt

[thecrow307]

all of yalls jokes jokes made my nuts jiggle thats how bad they were.... now hers a good asss niggerr joke......... what did the black guy say when he slid down a zebra ???? now u see me now u dont now u see me now u dont hahahahahahahahahaah to alll niggers.

[thecrow307]

all of yalls jokes made my nuts tingle thats how gay they were now here is a good nigger joke ............ what did the black guy say when he slid down the zebra??????  now u see me now u dont now u see me now u dont..... and yes i do hate niggers aka porch monkeys aka jigaboos aka dooodoooo tyler cooper

[MisaoMitichi]

This one is EPIC! Yo mama is so ugly her birth certificate was an apology letter. Thumbs up if you agree ;)

[morbotheconquer]

yo mommas sooooo stupid she stared at orange juice for 4 hours because it said concentrate on it

[LIVEONSCREMO101]

ur momma is sooooooooooo fat that when light wuz born she had to move

[simonsevillelover211]

yo momma so ugly , the only date she could get is someone who couldent do the 5 senses

[stroople]

yurhh momma is soooo stupid she tripped over a wireless phone

[lewigeectownforlife]

your mommas so hairy when you were born you got carpert born

[MrHennRock]

Yo mama so cross-eyed when you were born she thought she had twins.

[23killershark]

this is the best yo mama joke ever.

yo mama so stupid... she stared at a orange juice box for 20 min because it said concentrate

[analiahswanson]

haha crack kills

[TheSwaggerman2]

yo moma so fat she got arrested for having ten pounds of crack on her

[TheFieryAnus]

Ha oops I ment top 3

[TheFieryAnus]

Top 10 best yo momma jokes

1.Yo momma soooo Ugly she entered an ugly contest and the judges said "sorry, NO PROFESSIONALS!!!!!!

2.yo momma so black, I shot at her and the bullet came back and said "I CANT FIND HER!!!!!"

3.yo momma sooo old she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade!

[B1ak0psGuys]

Yo moma so stupid she put a battery up her butt and said "I got the power!!"

[B1ak0psGuys]

Yo moma soo stupid she ran into a parked car----yo moma so stupid when she went sky diving she crashed in tokeyo and caused that earthquake and tsunami---yo moma so hairy the only language she speaks is wooki-- yo moma so stupid she tried to put skittles in abc order--- yo moma stupid when she looked in the mirror she said "whos this bitch!?!"--yo mo

[TheFreak769]

I got one......Yo mama so fat i need G.P.S To get around her..........Yo mama so fat when Dad hugged her he was gone

[paigeleeann19]

my favorite one is the curb that was to funny I'm gonna try that lol!!!!!!

[thatbboyrandom1]

haha..yo mamma soo old..she had dinner with nostradamous on weekends.hahaha..

[josemejia300]

i got a better one watch yo momma so fat that she brought a spoon to the super bowl and i got other one watch yo momma so stupid that she went to the army just to see soulja boy

[ckharrison1]

yo mama sooo fat not even dora can explorer

[TheCharlie4321]

yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungge cord on her ankle she put it on her neck

[facebook822]

thumbs up for song

[Shadikun1]

@facebook822 lol you fail at getting thumps up. damn begger! and you ckharrison1. you copyed that joke from another video and you dident even say it right. why the hell does every stupid comment on this boring video starts with "yo mama". oh and my favorite part was when the video ended.

[blackops188]

yo mama is so poor when somoen passed by and stepped on a cigerate she said WHO TURNED OFF THE HEATER

[sasukerocks51]

Yo mama is so old she met Mr.clean when he had hair

Yo mama is so poor that when she was kicking a can down the street and a cop asked what are you doing and she said moving

[moshimonster33]

Yo mama is so poor i asked her can i got to the bathroom she said ya here she gives me 2 sticks and i said whats this for she said 1 to hold the roof the other to fight cockroaches

Yo mama so poor i asked her whats 4 dinner she threw my pants in the oven an said hot pockets

Yo mama so tall she tripped on 5st landed on 17

Yo mama is so dumb she stayed in a grocery store for 1 day because a orange juice can said concentrate

Yo mama so poor i asked her to turn da heat up and she lit a cigar XD!

[richrollin1000]

yo momma so stuip she went to the clipers game and she tho she was getting a hair cut

[delacio234]

yo mama sooooooooooooooooooooo dumb that it takes her an hour to cook minute rice

[iam13yearsoldyeah]

Yo mama so ugly she makes onions cry. xD

[retartedpuppy]

Yo mommas so old, I told her to act her own age and she died

[chrisj4824]

yo mama so old dat when i taped her in the bak her boobs fell

[myteethareshiny]

Yo mama so fat, when cops see her on a street corner, they say "Hey you guys, break it up!"

Yo mama so ugly, they dip her face in the batter to make animal cookies.

Yo mama so nasty, she had to cut the string on her tampon to keep the crabs from bungee jumping.

Yo mama so fat, she broke her leg and gravy poured out.

Yo mama so old, when she went to school there was no history class.

Yo mama so fat, in order to kiss her, your dad has to slap her belly and ride the third wave in.

[NewDie9]

Yo mamma is so stupid she locked herself in a motorcycle.

yo mamma is so ugly, she makes christan stewart hot

yo mamma is so fat she got fat albert fired from his show.

[xOZZYxRIOSx]

yo mama is so fat,they didnt take her to disney land,they took her to disney world

[professionalADB]

yo mamma so so fat the kitchen got a restraining order against her

[MRMinute99]

@littlewhitepolarbear WOW! THE LAST TIME I HEARD THAT I LAGHED SO HARD I FELL OF MY DINOSAUR!

[CaliforniaRose17]

Yo Momma's so ugly, she made Eminem afraid!

Yo Momma's so ugly, i took her to a hunted house and she came out with a job application!

Yo Mommas so fat, when God said LET THERE BE LIGHT, he had to tell ur mom to step to the side first!

Yo Mommas so stupid, she put a quarter in both her ears and thpught she was listening to 50 Cent!

Yo Mommas so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the Police she got mugged!(:

HAHAH! Ok, I Think im Done lol xDD

[Mohamadizcool]

yo mamma is so fat she steped on a scale and it said to be continued............

[Littlewhitepolarbear]

yo mamas so fat she thot the school bus was a twinkie bar

[hernandez3498]

Yo mama so ugly she has to trick or treet over the phone

[iluvallmychao071]

Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo mama's so fat, her baby pictures were taken on VS satalite!

Yo mama's so stupid, she rubbed lipstick on her head, so she could MAKE UP her mind!

Yo mama's so stupid, she lodged batteries up her butt and said, 'I GOT DA POWAH!'

Yo mama's so fat, she walked in the ocean, and a whale said, "WE ARE FAMILY! EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE BIGGER THAN ME!''

Sorry, i couldn't help myself, had ta get dat off my chest. xD

[TheNuthog]

your momma is so fat when she went bungee jumping she went straight to hell

[TheNuthog]

yo mamas soooooooooooooooo fat she made a tear in the space time continuum

[jdog3764]

Yo mamas like a shotgun one cock and she's loaded

[fredfan7410]

yo mama so fat a whale got jelus because she had more bluber haha i just made that up :D

[ginxpixie13]

Yo mamma is so stupid she named her house butt and her son crack and she called the cops and said i looked all in my butt bou i couldn't find my crack.

[somerandomalex]

your mum is like a shotgun, 1 cock she blows!

[Johnny127ful]

all of your jokes are funny! XD 

[GREDNIONTO]

Thumb's up if you click on yo mama joke video's jsutto see comment's of better jokes?

[mesofly11]

yo mamma so fat a yellow bus went down the rode and she yelled TWINKYYYYYYYY

[girlsjustrock10]

@mesofly11 LOL THATS A GOOD ONE HAHAHA im laughing so hard right now

[SuperJamee]

your mamma so fat she needs cheats for wii fit oooo and your mammas so fat when she put on a green and whit shirt she got mistaken for a football field ooooo

[mummyasdfg]

yo mamma is sooooooooo stupid she locked her self in a motorcycle......... yo mamma is so fatttttttt she step on a scale and it said 1 at a time plz

[91000100]

Yo mama So damn UGLY she make Frankin Stine LOOK LIKE THE NEXT TOP MODEL!!!!!!!!!!!! (OWNED)

[redbkbman]

haha funny!



[samilove16]

yo mamas so stupid that she sold her car for gas money

[phoenix6648]

yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said a fatass get out the way

[TheRawr1900]

Yo' Mama' So Fat When she Went To McDonalds She Tripped Over BurgerKing And Landed On Wendys. :P

[punaniswabber]

these are terrible

[peanutz1235]

yo momma is so poor when someone stepped on a lit cigarret butt she said who turned off tha heat

[jre1378]

yo momma so old she sees in black and white

[bobthebuilder232xo]

yo mamma so stupid she thought the microwave was the door bell

[moderinwarfare3452]

YO MAMA SO FAT THAT SEE TAKES UP THE HOLE TROPOSPHERE

[lovexxlaugh]

1.yo mamas so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out (;

2.yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor.

3.yo mama so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch.

4.yo mama so stupid she puts paper on a tv and call its paper view.

5.yo mama so stupid she asked you "whats the number for 911?"

[JeremieIsRingo]

they all suck

[halo3rocks100123]

yo mama's so fat that when she takes a shower the water never touches her feet.

[TheStaley10]

haha yo mama so fat she broke a branch on the family tree,heres some you should have added yo momma like a hard ware store 5 cents a screw,and yo momma like a door knob evreyone gets a turn

[MrKgangsta]

yo mama so stupid she wiped her ass before she took a shit

[gcruzg4z]

yo mama is so old when god said let there be light, she was there to flick the switch

[beastly188]

yo momma soooo fat when a bus went by she yelled STOP THAT TWINKIE!!!!!!!!!

[samuelgordn21]

yo mama so fat 4 ur bday she put an x on abox spun tht bitch around and said here is ur xbox 360

Yo mama so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there was no room in hell

Yo mama so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view

Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth

Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

[91000100]

yo mama so damn skinny SHE HAS TO RUN AROUND THE SHOWER TO GET WET!

YO mommA so POOR shE went to KFC to lic peoples FINGERS!!!!

[jezuz4life]

so funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny.

[crashboy1011]

@Lesto206 dats fucked up

[vampirelovemenot]

yo mama so fat that when she went to the beach all the whales started to sing "we are family" XD thumbs up if you think its kinda good

[messi1214]

yo mama teeth so yellow she slows down traffic WATTTTTTTTTT

[Ibeashlei]

yo mama so fat she tried to kill herself by running over her self while trying to run over her self in the car

[dudewithblackhair1]

yo mama so fat she needed cheat codes on wii fit.

yo mama so fat that people jog around her for exercise

yo mama so hairy that she could lose 10 pounds by shaving her pits

yo mama so fat that when I took a picture of her last christmas it's still printing

yo mama so fat that when she fell in love she broke it

yo mama so fat that when she looked at a clock time went forwards to try and get away from her.

yo mama so ugly that she had to trick-or-treat on the phone

[sora82196]

Yo momma is so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie

[chadctl]

yo moma so ugle i put her face in dow and make monster cookies, your moma so fat when she gets in the shower her feet dont get wet, yo moma so old her titys sag down to her toes

[flowers51399]

yo mama soo fat that when she asked for a waterbed they put a blanket on the pacific ocean

[thebunsters1]

yo mamma farts so loud that it makes the world have an earthquake

[kinghades512]

the last time your mom saw 90210 was when she stepped on a scale

[Jerikore]

black hawk u suck, yo mummas so fat she has to wear a watch on each wrist coz she covers 2 timezones,BEAT THAT!!!!!

[jeffdee95]

Yo mamas so old her breast milk expired

[laurenmaerocks123]

yo mamma so stupid she sat on the tv to watch the couch

yo mamma so fat when she walk her botty claps

yo mamma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

[Nathanm97]

yo mama's soo fat that bill gates cant pay for her liposucktion.

[CoolTVGuy]

Your mom is so cheap, that they sell her in a Happy Meal!

Your Mom is so Fat that when se steps in a scale, it says "1 perosn at a time please"

Your mom is o Fat that even Dora cant Explore Her

[sheri1977]

Yo Mama so bald she cant get corn rolls instead she gets stitches. lo

[ali96120]

your mama so stupid she stole a free bread

[TheSkilletfan247]

yo momma so ugly my friend said look it's frankenstin

i just made this joke up feel free to use it

[guardado35]

yo momma so fat dora could explore her

[aidanndsimon]

Yo mama is so fat i ran around her for exercise

[Mastermachine100]

Yo mamma so fat she broke the scale... it was for elephants.

Great Jokes, BTW. mine suxs.

[KaityT97]

Lol I like em all!!

[MegaGangsta4life]

u think ur hot shiz huh?

yo mama so ghetto she breast feeds kool aid

yo mama so black when she jumped in the pool she made coffee

yo mama so ugly the goldfish crackers dont even smile back

yo mama so old she was the waitress at the last supper

yo mama so fat i couldnt fit her in my utube video

U JUST GOT PONED MOTHER BLEEPER

[TheSpongebobExpress]

@MegaGangsta4life from a movie

[FXboy09]

yo momma so fat i put quarters on her bellybutton and a snickers bar came out :D

[SuperRockstar200]

yo mama soooo fat she tryed to comit suiside by jumpin off a curb hahaha love it x

[Joep77887]

Yo mama's So fat She's Got 4 pant's sizes Large EXTRA Large JUMBO and....

HOLY SHIT SHES COMING TOWARDS ME!!!!

Yo mamas so fat She fell in love and Broke it.

Yo mama's so fat She went into GAP and filled it.

Thumbs up if you like these :D

[jmclellan01]

yo mama's soooo fat when she stepped on a scale, it says ''to be continued''

[ThePokedude18]

@jmclellan01 how about:your momma so fat that when she gave me her weight i was sure it was her phone number lol

[ANGIEwuzhere04]

your mama's so stupid she sold her car for gas!!!!!

[brikhouse323]

All These Yo Mama Jokes Were Used On The Computer He Did Not Make These Up Hes A Faker Make UP Real Ones U Cheater

[demonsword75]

ʇɥƃıǝʍ ɹǝɥʇɐǝɟ ɐ ɯ,ı puɐ ʇɥƃıǝʍ uʍo ɹǝɥ ɥʇıʍ ʇxǝʇ sıɥʇ pǝdılɟ ǝɥs ʇɐɥʇ

ʇɐɟ oooooos sı ɐɯɐɯ oʎ

[123Clinx]

yo mamma is so stupid when her teachers told her to do an essay she had sex with a mexican esse esse u like?

[spare100k5]

yo mamma like a tv a 2 year old can turn her on

[spare100k5]

yo mamma so fat that when jesus said let there be light she had to move

[1999callum]

last 1

[thebailey89]

i liked all of them!!!!

[Jaamesyy]

no.1 should be your ma is so old dandruf fall from her pubs

[mscreativeperson]

the best one i liked was yo mama so old she left her purse on noahs ark

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[oOaKiMboOo]

Yo mama's teeth is so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her stomach glows.

Yo mama so ginger, it's a meteor shower on the north pole.

*note* I do not have anything agaist gingers.

[TheClubpenguinrules1]

no ofence n=but these are old try jokes like yo mom so ugly when she looked i a mirror she said wat that piece a crap on my mirror of yo mom so fat she made craters in the moon last try yo mom so ugly when she stepped on the titanic she mde the driver scared and he hit the iceberg on porpose to put everyone out of their misery oh ya and this is my fav yo mom so stupid she put a battery up her ass and said i got the power

[DarkFox841]

yo mama sooo stupid she went to comit suicide of a floor

[DarkFox841]

yo momma so stuiped she tried to put m&ms in aphabetical order

[LunarDistortion]

Your momma is so stupid she cried thinking these jokes were about her.

[JessiManteca]

yo mama so fat she stands in 2 time zones

[lydo808]

@Lesto206 its  yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale said i want ur weight not ur phone numbs

[fmanarutogirl]

your mama so fat jabba the hut says dang

your mama so fat she jumped into the ocean and the whales started singing we are family even though you're bigger than me

[cap12man]

@fmanarutogirl those are the most famous ones ever

[MegaCman13]

yo mama is so fat that i had to take 2 trains and a plane toget to he good side

yo mama is so poor that when i asked her why she was banging on the dumpster and she said my kids locked me out

yo mama's like home depot 10 cents a screw

lol i have alot mor but i dont want to write them lol

[SK8ER21174]

1)Yo mama so old: yo mama so old when she farted dust came out. yo mama so old she got on the scale and it said "you are a baby". yo mama so old when she got stopped by a police she showed him the id and the officer said "your card is due" and they took her to juvenal hall! 2)Yo mama so fat: yo mama so fat she got on the scale and it said "to be continued" yo mama so fat she wore a bummble bee jaket everyone one thought that she was a big fat bee or a taxi. I will post more everyone

[awsomedude198]

Yo mom do fat that she uses paint rollers for lipstick

Yo mom so fat the ocean is her bathtub

Yo moms cooking is so bad people pray after they eat

Yo mom is so dumb she had you

YO mom so dumb she orders a cheese burger with no cheese

YO moms breath so bad they us it for nuclear wars

Yo mom is so ugly people hang a picture of her face to keep burglers away

Yo mom so fat i took a picture of her last cristmas and its still printing

[NewDie9]

Yo mama is so ugly, her parents got an apology letter from the condom factory!

Yo mama is fat, the power rangers used her as a megazord!

Yo mama is so ugly, her child's 1st word was "HOLY SHIT!"

Yo mama is so old, she got a date with yoda!

Yo mama is so poor, when I ranged her bell, I heard the toilet flush!

[Ang3lTV]

yo momma is so fat she got baptised at sea world

[ilysethmarkreed123]

i like the one that she got loked in a grochrey stor and starved