Gears of War 2 Quotes - Baird

[TheThirdParty100]

he sounds like dennis leary

[GTAIVFan17]

Thanks to me! :-) .....you're welcome(!) :-\

[bestfighteralive]

LOBOTOMIZED!!!!!

[snookiebytch86]

im inlove with damon baird <3 if he was a real person, i think i would marry him!

[gangstar222]

YOU WANNA DIE?!?!?!?

Marcus: What?

[darkpulse100]

ily u baird hope u never die in any gears game

[shadowdemons117]

IN THE SHIT UP TO HERE

[Bettlejack]

Lol! At 0:26 NO SHIT!

[BattlegroundFilms]

"ALL FIXED! THANKS TO ME! YOU'RE WELCOME!" XD I laughed so hard when I first heard that!

[sniperman126]

Baird is like Naruto

[xMTxcameron]

One of my fav Baird quotes is the one in Gears 1 where him and Cole are in the sewer in that imulsion factory

[SargentSexxxy]

lol so funny in gears of war 3 when baird says..HOTSY TOTSY

[Tonystarman250]

I like the one like "Yo Dom, Don't touch that shit" 0:57

[TheUltimateLee]

Probably my favourite character :D

[heroes91092]

Baird is the best in gears!

[assassinscodex]

LOOKATTHISSHIT!!!!!!!!

[petdog12]

he is my least fav char

[xXV1CTOR1OUSXx]

you forgot LOBOTOMIZED!

[Smelok400]

I always think of Cid from FF7 whenever I see Baird.

[Novascova]

no shit!



[avianmosquito]

So good I should charge admission.

[eddieguerrero122]

Love Baird's attitude

[dihenleal]

HOW DA HELL U GUNN TELL ME WHAT NOT TO SHOOT IN HERE? LOOKADISSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[korey1555]

he dies in gears 3... it fucking sucks this guy is FUCKING AWESOME

[MrConnorRockz139]

@korey1555 no he doesnt

[Bigwood380]

"Throwing smoke" beat the "It's a fucking party down here" from Gears 1 Campaign?

My bullshit detector just went off.

[Nicole81June]

If they ever come out with the movie..Paul walker should be Baird.

[Deven1017]

Forgot o good i see charge and mission

[Deven1017]

U wanna die llooolll what at the end

[MrTrevorMac77]

Fuck, if Baird dies in Gears 3 I'm gonna split the fucking xbox in half, I've played Gears 2 for the past 3 years as him! <3

[footlockerjl32]

Gears 1: THIS IS BULLSHIT THEY KNOW WHAT WERE DOIN!

[gearsofwar457]

what did he say at 0:49

[Metallica6207]

@gearsofwar457 "cmon, you through? what are you doin?"

[CaptaincappyPP]

1 dislike, they can go to hell.

[StupidJellyfish]

Baird: the only smart person in the squad.

[theangrysmegma]

Hey you forgot OH shut your trap bitch!

[theangrysmegma]

Bairds sarcasm is one of the main reasons i like him so much!

[chronic2495]

Dips

[Nicole81June]

Poor Baird..

Grew up a rich kid, Just wanted to get into a job with machinery..

Parents made him join the military, or he would get his inheritense.

But if it wasn't for that..He'd probably be dead too.

Now he releases his anger by killing locusts...Thats it baird...Just let it out.

*Kills Locust*

LABOTOMIZED!!

Very good baird. Keep it up. :D

[ArcticPhoenix72]

you also forgot "LABOTOMIZED!"



[Omar123eee]

hey what about the fail reload like come on ...you piece of sh***

[missuhch]

ya know it really pisses my off when i see comments from the video I JUST FUCKING WATCHED!!!!!

[RunningHarmony]

Baird is funny as hell! I wonder why there aren't more Baird quote videos. There should be.

[TobbeHD]

You forgot the best one.. The mission when ur driving the centaur. Baird: "Mom, Dad, We there yet?"

[ThePokemonuncutsheet]

@TobbeHD I thumbs up your comment

[Bettlejack]

Baird: NO SH!T Lol!

[MozoSikWitit]

" Are you sure? Theres room for one more, Its a fuckin party down here"

[Chain54unit]

Where in the world is "Lobotomized"?!?

[BurntWingedAngel91]

baird is fuckin awesome he's such a smart ass

[donkeyboner123]

O well look who it is captain blue eyes

[gamerchick202]

@FreakyYesIAm that's so true!

[RincewindsHat66]

I love Baird. Every game needs a sardonic asshole, especially GoW, since every other character swaggers around like they have to carry their massive balls in damn wheelbarrow.

[BloodShott22]

sorry bout the brains!

[mangos4ever]

Hahahah sorry about the brains.

[vVvDelusionz]

wat bout "Just plain talented"

[Lighthouse418]

baird is a asshole

example: 0:31

Baird disrepects cole to damn much

[ncmtr]

thats its tai in 0:28

[aabbklll101]

EAT DIRT AND DIE

[XxSiL3NTC4RIVIiN3xX]

@aabbklll101 its EAT SHIT AND DIE.

[aabbklll101]

@XxSiL3NTC4RIVIiN3xX no he says dirt to...1 time he will say dirt and another he will say shit...although i think we and everyone else knows wat means means

[damonbaird2435]

anyones else's bullshit detector just go off and i hope no one belives in ghosts man baird and dom r the best characters in the gears of war series

[7ilvs]

anybody else's bullshit detector just go off? ;D

[kingxx100]

anybody else's bull shit detector just went off 1 of bairds best quotes

[Skypilot4tgg]

AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!! I love Baird.

[arbiterskiss]

Bernie disliked this...

[ButtErBaLL619]

lol at "come on bro whaT are u doin" when u revive a teamate.

[TheZeeya]

Forgot: "Awh, come on! I wouldn't do this to you! Alright, maybe I would." When he's downed.

[katsupoi24]

Look at this Sh!t

[Rocketfist15]

This dude reminds me of Nick (L4D2)

[COGgear1000]

i like baird just he isnt my favorite.

[pokeg1]

do quotes for multiplayer

[olivjuice013]

if baird dies in gears 3 i will unleash my inner bitch

[BloodStainedLilly]

lol i can use some of this stuff. "anyone else`s bullshit detector go off."

[NaptOwnsEmO]

you missed "ah take your time no rush"

[MustardTiger19]

Baird is the fucking man! SO funny... him and Cole together add so much humour to the game, it's wicked!

[golbezchaoslord]

Barid: Cole come on stop pissing it off

Cole: How the hell you going to tell what i can shoot in here look at this shit!

*loud rumbling*

Barid: o that's why

[XxRofflecopterxX]

he also says blow me

[Kiidzton]

'Baird We Lost Power'

NO SHIT

[PerplexionFilms]

SO GOOD I SHOULD CHARGE ADMISSION

[soniclover4444]

"your welcome!" XDDD

[PheonixE49]

NO SHIT!!!!

[VioletAmber]

Any one elses bullshit detector go off?

[Zaroon115]

BAIRD! SHUT UP!

[GearsGal24]

lol

come on Cole stop pissing it off!

HOW THE HELL U GONNA TELL ME WAT I CAN SHOOT IN HERE? LOOK AT THIS SHIT!

[GearsGal24]

ah this is just wrong... im coughin up blood that aint mine... xD

yo dom dont touch that shit xD

[FreakyYesIAm]

Such a loveable, sexy, awesome jerk.

[xS3KZYxGMRx]

all fixed... thx to me... ur welcome!

[aabbklll101]

YOU WANNA DIE?............wat?

[hollyfan123]

Baird

is

a

loveable

mean

shithead xD

lol. jk but i love em

[JaKeRoCks742]

the guy that does bairds voice looks really gay!!

[aabbklll101]

NO SHIT

[TrxIxLuNaTiC]

'Bottom floor laundry and 1 bitch Queen'

'Sound so easy in theory doesn't it?'

'Anyone else his bullshit detector just went off?'

'NO SHIT!'

'All fixed! thanks to me... your welcome'

Laughing my ass off

[mstl95]

How the hell can you tell me what to shoot or not, look at this shit! :D

[1992sou]

anybodys elses bullshit detector go off

Roflmao

[king1kevino]

he looks like till schweiger

[MikeBarnesKumite]

Gears wouldn't be the same without Baird's hilarious snarky remarks.

[XxXxXCassidy]

Haha... all though I am a Marcus Fenix and Dom Santiago fan Baird is funny when he ticks people off or he gets ticked

[SolomonWasHere]

the funniest,and awsomest, asshole u will ever find xDD GO BAIRD

[heythereman123]

ALL FIXED! THANKS TO ME! YOUR WELCOME.

[holidaylow]

You forgot "im Judge, Jury, and Executioner!" in multiplayer

[videogamepro1997]

u forgot

"take your time dont rush" just sayin

[videogamepro1997]

wats with the end

Baird -"you wanna die"

Marcus-"wat"

[OLDYOUTH]

baird bitches like a angry house wife.

[JeffHardy642]

Baird is cute! XD <3

[fiveMIRrOrs]

Gotta love Tatasciore's voice.

[GhostfaceX]

Baird is awesome especially because he is the quietest roadie roller.

his grunts are the quietest and that helps if you're trying to be stealthy.

[Serafascott]

his sarcasm is cool!

[redeyezdevil]

bairds hot and awesome!! <3 <3 always use his character in horde

[Clyde200k]

hes better cuz hes a smaller target

[bgrl5]

omg u rock agreed 100% =)

[Punishr9990]

Forgot -

Marcus - Baird, power's out

Baird - No Shit

lol, Baird is the best

[ShyShyanne15]

What about. Im sorry was that your spine?

[xixgaminjayxix]

"ohhhhh perfect" when he fails active reload

[thekidmeechie]

what about  "DIBS''

[Xnigga408X]

what about sorry bout the brains

[LickThisScrotum]

OHHH YEAHHH!!!!

[Joricky12]

Hey where is the epic: LOBOTOMIZED!

When he pops a headshot?

[Joricky12]

Baird is like... a loveable asshole.

[GearsOfWarAnimations]

@Joricky12 ha! thats one way to describe him

[tekkenhalo]

0:30 kinda sounds like Heath Ledger's Joker, anyone agree?

[TJSatomi]

And there's this:

"Shit flying everywhere! See that?" - Chainsaw kill.

[SiegfriedSchtauffon]

"Just take your time, no rush" - In the begining of the match.

[TheNikeAirman]

"Don't worry I'm right behind you" -Baird when picking up meatshield

[DmonkeyD1994]

"sorry bout the brains"

best quote ever!

[politicalninja2044]

baird was a fucking animal in my game. we'd hit an encampment and he act liked the locusts weren't even an issue, he'd run right up to them and clean house.

[rockz4lfe]

Baird *Cole! stop pissing it off* Cole * how the hell you gonna tell me what i can shot in here! shit!* lmao Coles the best

[stevetheazian95]

-Cracks Meatshield neck- "Oh I'm sorry,was that your spine?",one of my favorite quotes from Baird

[ElephantGameplay]

Sorry 'bout the brains= HEADSHOT

C'mon what are you doing =HELPING SOMEONE UP.

Baird PWNZ

[Chiron423]

i love baird im always him online

i love his smartass remarks

[maarten833]

*FAIL RELOAD* "oh this sucks..." -Baird

[BryonYoungblood]

Here's another good quote of Baird's.

"C'mon!! Piece of shit!"

Bryon

[campbellkid30]

hey mom, dad, are we there yet?- baird

[Kopptopus]

back to the normal shitty weather...

[wilson16509]

comon stay in play" downed enemy

also when hes in the gaints worm sternum

[wilson16509]

'WOW! thats alot of blood' after some one gets chain sawed

[Demonzofwar17]

hey its that cole :)))) damn cole's big as a train lol

[MatannardiA]

"Cole, come stop pissing it off"

"HOW THE HELL YOU GON TELL ME WHAT TO SHOT IN HERE LOOKATTHISSHIT"

cracks me up every time XD

[Luckybuster17]

the kings of kings

[videogamer96]

*PICKS UP MEATSHIELD* "Oh we got a plus size here!"-Baird

[videogamer96]

*HEADSHOT* "I'm so good, I should charge admission!"- Baird

[littleman330]

The Whole Team Iz BeAZt!!

[gero1990]

Time to bring the heat.

[strickenimp]

anybody's else bullshit detector just go off???? favorite quote from him

[XxSilentFightaxX]

his sarcasm and jokes make me smile and laugh while playing on insane getting pissed off at constantly dying then baird makes a comment and everything is better

[omg4592]

u missed his best line "Sorry about the brains"

[smakintheface]

o im sorry, was that ur spine?

[carminefanboy]

baird and carmine is awesome =D

[djr823]

baird is definitely the most underrated character

[Joricky12]

And where is the epic 'Lobotomized!'

[Joricky12]

Baird is the best.

[ArchiveOfTruth]

bullshit detector LMAO

[SanguineTheLucid]

hes mah usual COG. just cus hes funny as hell. get downed then hes all "dying here!" lol

[marluxiaman]

"This won't hurt a bit, except you'll die." Love it when he says that with a meat shield. :D

[xD3G3NERATE]

OK -- Every day I check my comments and I seem to see MORE complains then anything. I am not going to be a dick and block them, but for the LAST TIME -- THESE ARE ALL CAMPAIGN QUOTES NOT MULTIPLAYER!

[XenSmithy]

Wheres "Eat shit and Die!"

or "They dont care about me, their still gonna shoot."

[XForsakenBladeX18]

"that was great...no really i enjoyed it" i think he says something like that when you head shot

[lolking1016]

" JUST PLAIN TALENTED"

[raptorbaby10]

LMAOOO 0:33 - 0:36

and bro, you NEED "dying here!" lmaooo, like who states they're dying? Oh man, Baird is sick

[cruzvivian08]

love it when he said " coughs oh dids is just wrong coughs im coughing up blood thats not even mine! love baird!!!

[masterchif227]

baird rures

[jcasher2009]

my fav is "ground floor, supporting goods, langerie and one bitch ass queen"

and in multiplayer "this wont hurt a bit. YOU JUST DIE

[lazyhaloman117]

baird rules and i hate cole .....and dom sucks

[XSangheiiUltraX]

My fav is No Shit

[AlcamolXl]

what about "Oh sorry was that your spine" and "This wont hurt a bit, Youll just die"

[2xxGNRxx2]

soo good i should charge admission!

[VoiceintheShadow]

i love hearing that line when i get head shots

[queteden11111]

baurd is the best year

[GearKnight00]

LOL OMG WATCH FROM 0:58-102 SOOO FUNNY MAN "YO DOM DONT TOUCH THAT SHIT..WHAT?" lol that was hilarious.

[MaLv0C]

check out my new vid with sum Baird quotes like labodomized! or sorry bout the brains! or just plain talented!