HOLY CRAP!!!

[MANNY100123]

lmao!!! XD did'ja park under a tree? or did these birds really think your car was a toilet!!! perhaps they are not Bengals fans... :s

[TheMexicanGaysha]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!! japanese beans must be real strong!

[OngakuZukiSan]

That is almost literally holy crap.

[TheMrEPenguin]

Was there a bird buffet nearby or something? Damn that is a lot of crap.

[Relatharr]

*Ride of the Valkyries as sung by chirping birds*

[Gell1welt69]

Hope your car gets well soon

[tremault]

birds eat worms and bugs as well so what is worse? squished up and digested worms and bugs, or just crap..

well flies eat crap too so you got crap inside bugs, inside birds crap. lovely XD

They must have had a campaign meeting and decided to wage war on you. O_O

[Laura17T]

Berry.. disgusting hahaha

[koolvox]

In some countries, it's considered as luck. Looks like you were very lucky, you should have bought lotto that same night, Jim.

[TheMadPoppet]

Dude! I would kill the little bastards. Bake em in a pie! I avoid parking under trees all all costs... I can't stand bird turd.

[edtomorrow]

YOu guys are so cute. Sure it wasn't Kurt? LOL!!! THis reminds me of that Mel Brooks movie where he spoof Alfred Hitchcock's "the birds". All these bird chase him down pooing on him the whole time. Kinda disturbed me as a kid... And just the other day, some freaking jacked up super truck was spewing oil all over my windshield. Freakin bastard...

[OzziePete1]

You washed it only 2 or 3 days ago? Did you use any wax ,like bees' wax, or something that might have attracted the birds to your car? Just be thankful cattle can't fly.

[bkeller1976]

Looks like a whole flock used your car for target practice. I don't even know what to say. That is the most bombs I have seen on a car. The only thing that could have topped it would have been if a cat and a dog dropped a deuce on the hood as well.

[Oldenyouth]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT! HAHAHAH. Gross...and cool...definitely worth vlogging it.

ps. I miss that Place.

So sayeth MULLDY.

[TheFaustianMan]

If this happened to me, I would think a local fight club has sprung up in the area.

[TommyTurntables1]

I think you need to find a new parking space ;-)

[AndySan]

What a shitty video! *ba-dum-pa!*

[RedDeadRedemtionPro]

Yea what did these birds eat? :D

[mullyandtomoko]

@RedDeadRedemtionPro I'm guessing some sort of berries and granola....and maybe a little yogurt.

[60frederick]

Did anyone put bird food on your car? A McBird drive-on!

[mullyandtomoko]

@60frederick Drive-thru is closed.

[mullyandtomoko]

@60frederick Drive thru is closed.

[IchiNiSean]

lmao did they all poop on cue or something ? damn LOL

[mullyandtomoko]

@IchiNiSean Right? It's like they have a certain time that they all poop together or something.

[anothertalkinghead]

Now that's what I call a "bird strike."

[mullyandtomoko]

@anothertalkinghead Amen.

[cdncarlie]

I felt really bad for laughing, but dang that is A LOT of crap! Your poor car :( lol

[mullyandtomoko]

@cdncarlie Laugh away. I got a kick out of it myself.

[HCGSandi]

LOL!!! eeww! That's amazing. Just what you need at the end of a day.

Glad if you got it off before the acid marred your paint. :-)

[mullyandtomoko]

@HCGSandi Yeah, we went straight to the gas station after that video and I washed it off. Thank God they had the high powered hoses. I didn't have to touch anything.

[Blueyedcin]

Shitty video. My instant thought was that Kurt sent the birds, he is a nature Whisperer. MULLY you sound like a little girl, ewwww. Bird's defecating is actually a sign of good luck.

[mullyandtomoko]

@Blueyedcin Yeah, he probably had a hand in it.

[chargerfryar]

And now we see why polka-dot paint jobs never became in-vogue....

[mullyandtomoko]

@chargerfryar Yep.

[Nitesraven]

Wow, i have never that much on a vehicle.

[mullyandtomoko]

@Nitesraven This is like the second time in 10 years. I'm parked right under a wire.

[A1234567890J1]

Death from Above lol

[mullyandtomoko]

@A1234567890J1 Airborne Rangers!!!

[mattsn23]

If Hitchcock just thought about that while making "The birds", he would've made the best comedy ever :D

[mullyandtomoko]

@mattsn23 I knew there was a Hitchcock joke in there somewhere.

[FindMeInKurume]

wtf?? did you park somewhere different today?? are you at the bench? dude if you are close to that one, move the channel over to that bench! Where did you get that beep from?

[mullyandtomoko]

@FindMeInKurume That's the usual bench, it's near the school. Grabbed the beep off of some page. Do a google search.

[mirrageofhope]

Here in the UK I was told that bird poop on your car, even on the head is supposed to be good luck...Never worked for me. lol. You've gotta have one helluva lot of good luck now after that. :)

[mullyandtomoko]

@mirrageofhope I've heard that a bird pooping on your head is good luck. Haven't heard anything about them pooping on your car though.....at least not until this video came up and so many people have said that.

[Gimmeaflakeman]

Impressive shit. Literally. Change the title to BIRDS! SH%T ALL OVER MY CAR!!! and use a good thumbnail!

[mullyandtomoko]

@Gimmeaflakeman The channel isn't partnered and the only thumbnails I have available to me are the one here, of course, one of the top of my car with all the crap on it.....don't want to ruin the surprise, and the last one is Tomoko and myself with the backlighting and you can't see our faces.

[blackhat2005]

Wow that's a lot of *beep*. How did you *beep* out the *beep*. It's a good thing bird *beep* doesn't smell haha.

This means war. You've been attacked by pellet bombs ~BH2005 ;-)

[MGSGeneral]

Never seen that ever before. A little bit is usual, but this just after having washed the car... Good thing you can laugh about it =D

[mullyandtomoko]

@MGSGeneral What else can you do, man? It's funny.

[MGSGeneral]

@mullyandtomoko I know a lot of people wouldn't find it the least bit funny. I myself would laugh as well, but there are pleny who'd curse and stuff or at least let it get them a bit down.

[Cirris]

Those birds must have been Pittsburgh Steelers fans.

[mullyandtomoko]

@Cirris that's what I was thinking. :+)

[Ciaela]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahaha. Not the best video to watch while eating dinner, but Mrs. Mully is so damn cute. I love how funny you guys think it is. I guess you can't help but laugh--I mean, really, how does that even happen!?

[mullyandtomoko]

@Ciaela Yeah, can't really do anything but laugh about it. haha!! We got it cleaned off. All is good now. Hope it doesn't happen again tomorrow.

[LaJYankee]

oh shit!!!!.... ha ha ha... literally... what happened??? did you park your car under a utility wire or something??? and that crap will take the car paint off.... if left on too long. Good thing you got to a car wash... oh my..... yeah and why is bird crap so black...????

[mullyandtomoko]

@LaJYankee I knew you would love this one. As for blackness, probably some sort of berries.

[samurai4518]

Isn't that suppose to be good luck or something?

[mullyandtomoko]

@samurai4518 God, you think so?

[LaurenNIHON]

Haha, that's happened to me before :P It sucks, doesn't it? I don't mean to one up you, but one day during my last year of college, I came to get in my car to go to class and it was so covered with bird poop that I couldn't even see out the windshield lol My car smelled like bird poop for weeks lol Sorry it happened to you, but I'm glad you two also have a sense of humor about it lol There's not much that can be done after birds shit that much on your car lol

[mullyandtomoko]

@LaurenNIHON Sucks royally. What sucks even worse is that I left it there while driving around. Ugggghhhh!!!

[LaurenNIHON]

@mullyandtomoko Haha, did you get any dirty looks? (That's supposed to be a pun :P)