Sh*t People in Anchorage (Never) Say

[YaN8XiaojiE]

10 people were from wasilla >D

[peachykeenlimabeen]

This is my life!!

[Thajesterr]

LMFAO XD

Alaska to the truth

[lovesthetunes]

Moving to Anchorage March 23rd from Macon, GA. I am using your video to know what to expect! ;) Thanks!

[MrProjectZombie]

(duct tape)........ I'll just buy a new one. That one made me laugh hard

[AK2161P]

Lets just go door to door. It's Mountain View!!!! This is great.

[unclearless]

...To add for summer: "Wow, it's 2 AM, the bar is closed, why is it so dang bright out here?"

...For winter: " So your saying the Sun is already down?". "Why does it seem so dark out?"

[forfreedom2012]

"Of course it's classy! It's in Wasilla!"

[FlattyMcLine]

hahaha well played sir.

[akCHEETO]

omfg lol i live in wasilla aint classy



[lucasbek]

" this is the best commercial ever.....It must be local"

[villageboyak]

"And dress warm, Anchorage, it will be -10 tonight."

[ogre1065]

The Daily News used to sell em in the classifieds as Snowmobiles. They still might, I haven't picked up a paper in over a year.

[elli0grn08]

the crack in the Windshield did it for me LOL !!

[superalaskaman15]

Haha this is awesome

[radrufdesign]

I really dug IT - made me laugh - that's good medicine - remembering Alaska - THANKS - EPIC!

[frozenyork]

"Turn the TV up! Buddy Bailey is on!"

"Let's order from Sicily's. They have the best pizza in town!"

[AnthonyLemons]

Why are there 9 dislikes? Must be 9 classy people from Wasilla.

[RandomAlaska]

"Wow, this internet is fast!"

[rathkopf]

"Hey look. $300 round trip airfare to Seattle!"

[akmalegmail]

" i have too many guns, i better throw some away "

[wesrolfe]

I miss Anchorage! Great job.

[akmalegmail]

"we got a foot of snow last night, dont worry the plows will have all streets cleared in 72 hours or less"

[akmalegmail]

" take tudor and lake otis its the quicker way"

[akmalegmail]

"what the hell is that plug hanging out of your car grill for"

[PurpleDaisy32]

my favorite, "Of course it Classy, it Wasilla " :)

[jaydubyuel]

That reminds me..."There's no such thing as a vehicle in the ditch along the freeway during the winter."

[IsnowboardNS]

"There's not as much homeless people as I thought"

[bjewell2]

"Man, the Internet is so cheap up here!"

[bjewell2]

"There is NO WAY that guy has a gun."

[bjewell2]

"Man, fishing sucks..."

[bjewell2]

"No, I've never had halibut."

[bjewell2]

"Dude, there aren't hipsters at Humpy's... and the service is awesome."

[akmalegmail]

" i hope the occupy people never go away"

[akmalegmail]

" i wish we had more people on street corners beging for beer money"

[akmalegmail]

i better take my bird feeders down so the bears dont get attracted by them

[akmalegmail]

that trash will never fly out of the back of my pickup

[akmalegmail]

"watch me stop on a dime at this icy intersection"

[FightReelz]

SCORE! No baby laxative in my 8ball!

[smoovsouljah]

dead@ "i'm getting this crack in my windshield fixed immediately" been saying that for a year now. love this vid. so true

[dbj5751]

Very funny - well done!

[ospreyy]

"That motor home needs to slow down." Never, ever, said in Alaska.  Ever.

They could have added: "That truck that is 3 feet off my bumper on the Seward Highway must want to draft to save gas."

[jaydubyuel]

The Carrs on Gambell is where all the weird folks hang out. I remember seeing a homeless couple dry-humping each other in public on the corner there a long time ago.

[albaby00]

9 people must be classy in Wasilla

[DGT9601]

I'm not going to try and pass this line of cars until I get to Girdwood.

[albaby00]

Jeez that's awesome



[DGT9601]

"Sorry dude. I can't hit the Russian tonight. I've got to work tomorrow morning."

[mosesofak]

OMG, LOVE IT!!!! The Wasilla & Fairbanks ones were by far the best!!! Ha ha ha!!! :-D

[fortheimpassive]

Why is this true? WHYYYY.



[ladyyl0vve]

ahahahahahaha --- " lets just go door to door -- its JUST MT.VIEW ! " lmfao smh ! , g00d 0ne ! . thts actually something someone tht lives in mt.view would say ! . bwahahahah ! LOVE IT !

[Jameswstrong]

"Of course, Juneau is the perfect location for the state capital!"

[Kirchenschlager]

hahaha this is great and so true in every way

[alaskabasil]

No...I did mean snowmachine, like the kind you ride...not snowmobile, like a bunch of paper snowflakes hanging from the ceiling on a coat hanger...duh!

[beriukay]

I'm a Fairbanksan (ex Eagle-Riverite) and I approve this message.

[Bechtol91]

@GodSquadMandrake actually its very obvious this person is DEFINITELY Alaskan. All of this is true. We would never say those things xD I'm guessing you're not from here though.

[Bechtol91]

You can tell this was made by an Alaskan because that little girl is in leggings and pushing a shovel bigger than her. XD

[seabhagseilge]

That was terrific...No one with a roll of duct tape is "gonna buy a new one..."!!!!

[alisonahickey]

This one was soooo good! lol

[MrEasley7]

OF COURSE IT'S CLASSY, IT'S IN WASILLA. Bahahahahahahhahahah

[AKmama3]

"Wear a hat! Its like 50 degrees out there!" Thats like flip flop weather :)

[zombinate]

"Hey they just started pre-boarding, lets hang back and not bum rush the gate."

[LadyCathryn2005]

That baby girl is out there in the snow in those little tights LOL Gonna freeze her little legs off. Funny video.

[Dopesystem]

AWESOME!

[Zymrgist]

Very good!

[n9horsesbubbles]

Been here all meh life. That was awesome! xD I couldn't stop laughing when you said, "Plus tax." I was liek, "Whut tax? :3"

[offcenterconcepthaus]

The crack in the windshield bit bolo punched me -- good one!

[puggle79]

@offcenterconcepthaus I recently moved out of state and the IM state testing requires the cracks get fixed. I was like WHAT??????

[sxygrlnik]

LMFAO!!! omg that was so hilarious!!

[TheEodwife]

Moved to the lower 48 3 yrs ago. This really made me laugh, THANKS!!! <3 it!!

[dex2kay]

Funny funny funny...  Another could be, why are there air force jets flying in the skies.?

[MrJoe53]

you'd never hear an Anchoragite say:

Arctic Roadrunner? Rather go to McDonalds get a Big Mac.

I miss Photo Radar.

Lot of female hitchhikers on Spenard.

Better get UAA hockey game tickets quickly, might sell out.

(Im an UAF Alumni)

[fuzzywuzzieteddybear]

@MrJoe53 -LOL! Love the one about the UAA tickets. :D Sad, because your comment was true at one time. Back in the days when the Aces were horrible, UAA had sell outs all the time. They should rethink their lame idea of not putting ice into that $120+ million dollar UAA Arena they're building. Lame to keep them in the Sully sharing ice with the Alaska Aces.

[SamTHfan]

Door to door at mountain view? xD

[GodSquadMandrake]

Nice try but you really aren't from Alaska are you?

[fuzzywuzzieteddybear]

@GodSquadMandrake -The story they just ran on the local news said that the guy who did this video IS FROM ALASKA. Why assume otherwise??

[xminiemilyx]

"i'll turn the AC on"..LOL

[MissLadyDoolittle]

Awesome!



[FreelancerZENA]

'Look at all this free downtown parking.'

LOL

[shanrjify]

this captures so many great parts of life in Anchorage! thank you.

[TheRoyalFuzzybug]

I'll never forget the reaction i got when I asked an Alaskan what a "dividend check" was 

[nickg131]

Lived in Anchorage 10 years...love this!

"Of Course it's classy, it's in Wasilla!" lmao!

[TheRoyalFuzzybug]

It's ANCHORAGIAN or ANCHORISIAN, not Anchoragite. Wtf.

[alaskapuck]

A few more things you'd never hear an Anchoragite say:

"Moose's Tooth?  Oh hell no, it's never crowded"

"Who's Mr. White Keys? ...Never heard of 'em"

"Jackie Purcell was spot on with that weather report"

[fuzzywuzzieteddybear]

@alaskapuck -HAHAHAHAHA! Jackie Purcell would love that one! And Mooses Tooth, bwaaaaaaAaaaaha! The day it's not crowded is the day it hits 95 in the shade in Anchorage!

[mrmrdavedavedavedave]

carrs on gamble is legit.

it is the most exciting of the carrs

[AlaskanBaked]

Things you never hear in Alaska....What's Duct Tape?

[faeryprincess916]

This makes me laugh EVERYTIME I watch this! Great job!! Just moved from Anchorage about 5 months ago back down to the Lower 48...your video makes me miss AK...LoL!

[judyinAK]

pretty right on....and I'm from Fairbanks lol

[robinstruempler]

DEFINITELY DO A PART 2!!!!

[robinstruempler]

PERFECT!



[archer49d]

Lol, Shrubs at the Bush Company.

[catastrophicize]

The truest thing I've ever seen.

[itsnicholelee]

LMFAOO! SO TRUE!

[SweetSerenity168]

1:27 Is the best expression ever!

[jahmall627]

Wear a hat it's 50°. bahahaha I wear shorts at -20°

[jvell]

Hahahaha that was awesome!!! Do a part 2 and include " no it's cool he needed change for a payphone....I trust him."

[AKBay9OH7]

ha



[CrowbeakSasquatch]

I'm so glad this is making its way around. 300 views when I saw it yesterday, 18,000 now.

[kristlhuffman]

SO great!!!!! Thanks so much for doing this, Dollerhide Family!

[elving11]

I guess I better slow down in case the roads are slick. Forgot that one.

[breejustine]

Thank you so much for making this! It made me homesick :) I so relate to the little girl trying to shovel at the end!

[AKLeeAnn]

Loved it! Only one thing missing: "Of course you can't build a giant snowman -- this is Alaska!" Oh, yeah . . . somebody did say that. Go Snowzilla!

[aknonnerd]

Classy wasilla?

[kjm091771]

Hey, he forgot "I can see Russia from my house." :-)

[Pjsev]

It never rains in august or September either...lol...never snow in October....lol....Geesh after 30 years in Alaska, that all makes great sarcastic sense. :)

[MsRobinito]

"I am getting the crack in this windshield fixed, immediately!"

[callmeconker]

"Hey wear a hat it's like 50 degrees out there" LOL

[AnthonyLemons]

This video made me laugh, because it is so damn true!

[2010juniorboy]

make sure to go to the carrs down in Gambell . LMFAOOO!!!!

[SourdoughFX]

... "Crime Rate? What Crime Rate? Anchorage is the safest Community in the USA! We don't break the top 500!"

[SourdoughFX]

... "Property Taxes are the lowest anywhere, we beat Tangipahoa Parish, Louisiana by a mile!"

[MeeBeDani813]

wow great job you got on the anchorage news. "Viral Video pokes fun at anchorage."

[livilou921]

it's a fancy restaurant so no one will be wearing jeans....aahahhhahaha, yeah right!! Oh Alaska. =)

[michaeljohn89]

I didn't disagree to anything that was said haha

[BigDaddyFoot]

This is so incredibly true xD

[kaela907]

Hahaha!!!! Let's pull over and take a picture of that MOOSE!!!!

[lovelaceb]

Cool video

[Ragnorok314159]

Well done sir. Well done.

[lvpdesign]

Nice!

[TheGhostlyBeauty]

hahaha I miss Anchorage.

[Jameswstrong]

Hey Brian, this is great!

[nmconroy]

@TeeDubya22 Hahaha either that or

" That motor home needs to SLOOOW DOWWWN!!!"

[jessnjeffak]

THIS IS HYSTERICAL!!!!!!! THANKS SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH FOR MAKING THIS :-)

[thermalf]

My recent trips from Anchorage to Chugiak: "Moose to the left!" (couple more miles) "Moose to the right!" (couple more miles) "Black bear to the right!" "Oops I think I killed that huge bird."

[coreycandrum]

Hahaha. Makes me miss home a million times more than I did when I woke up.

[WANGblizzard]

What a brilliant guy.



[AkPiscesgirl]

So friggin funny and TRUE! Thank you so much for makin me & everyone I know laugh!!!!

[packerbacker727]

Oh man. I almost died trying not to laugh out loud in the middle of my office.

[itscryttle]

Awesome! I loved it

[haganx4]

this is great!!! so many very true statements that you may say but only once in Anchorage!!! shared with all my ak friends!!!!!

[murderisjustice]

This was awesome

[akm0108]

"Oh course it's classy! It's in Wasilla." That is sooo true. I live in Wasilla and let me tell you, there is nothing I have nice to say about this town. Ha ha

[racheldawn28]

This is amazing! I really hope you win the contest!

[derekand1]

HAHA thr Bush Co. as a great place to get shrubs!!!

[estrogensea]

"Of course it's classy. It's in Wasilla." OMG. And "let's pull over and take a picture of that moose!"... you made me miss home a whole lot! THANK YOU! Great stuff!!!

[jonesyak]

This made me miss Alaska a little.

[hannahisarockkstarr]

"Ehh I should probably just get a new one..." Seriously, this video made my day! So very accurate!!!!

[alaskawinter923]

just the sound of ducktape makes me feel at home

[jtexphoto]

That's awesome...

[TineshiaB]

I love the "snowmobile" part. I get crap everytime I say snowmachine anywhere but the AK.

[ErinKlassen]

Well done! Well done!

[Cannon1Cocker]

Thur 1/26/12 Well I just Wish that We could have 1000's more of ANC Residents to come to the Kenai during the Dip Net Season ! We just don't have enough People from ANC visiting the Kenai !

Things You will NEVER Hear a Kenai Resident Say. SPW in Sloooooowdotna

[KayleeNadine3]

my favorite part is the snowmobile vs. snowmachine part.

[OnaTeach]

A nice twist on the originals! It's so nice having some local youtube to watch!

[notcon4md]

"Well, plus tax."

YES. Sales taxes are evil xD.

[supern8inak]

Great stuff! I can't wait to get out of Alaska!

[nicachicagringa]

Oh, how I miss Alaska...sometimes.

[AlaskanYoung]

Fucking awesome.



[Rath259]

That was amazing...

[robbynlea]

Of course it's classy, it's wasilla. That made me laugh so hard. This video is so true.

[hhardwick3]

DUI? Those natives would NEVER drink. They're dry!

[siamiam]

crazy person from fairbanks here. this video gave me a smile :)

and i really want your warm "winters" down there

[Raccaroo]

They can't be crazy, they're in Fairbanks!

[xlightknightx]

I was with you up unto the point where you decided to shit talk Wasilla! There may be things wrong with it, and I recognize that but it is people's home, people need to respect that.... Anchorage has a lot of mess too! And I know that because I live here.

[nicolelyse]

this is so awesome! i shall be sharing it

[akpuknut]

love the duct tape part....no, let's just buy a new one....duct tape, the Alaska Fix All - even on vehicles!

[davidldonaldson]

That motor home had better slow down.

[AlaskaKace]

That was hilarious!!!!!! =D

[1776iscoming]

Freakin hilarious

[akcaseyp]

Put a hat on! it's 50 degrees out there!

This is freaking hilarious. Applies for most alaskans.

[selbbub78]

This is absolutely fantastic!!! Absolutely hilarious!!! I will definitely be sharing this :-)

[cold02rex]

Thats.....the joke.

[nemat5]

@robobroski Yeah that's the point of the video. Stuff Anchoragites don't say

[boninco6]

In Virginia right now. missing home!

@skinheadfred94 shut up bitch