Asshole Mario Stage 8

[RAA555]

This shit WILL take me a lifetime XD

[siredav]

R. Kiba: "I could do the SMW final boss with my eyes closed..." T. Takemoto: "Alright."

[AndreDestroy]

Lava dolphins :))

[defrijolconqueso]

I knew that those dolphins had to do something with hell!!!

[itoshizuka]

when i watch this part so funny 6:25 lol

[flmbyz]

@6:27 is when the insanity begins to sink in.

[Gamer25522]

Subscribing right...

...now

[MatthewandJosh]

Ah poop

[nightfiend100]

from ure past vids til now idk how any1 thaty good but if it were me i would find out how 2 hack and make a hack to A: rape peach then kill her for the shit shje put me through or B: make mario put on a wife beater an d beat her 2 death by jumpiun on that pretty lil face (it would be red and black soon from that kind of hack) :)

[yemanyaaa]

7:45 WTF!! WHYYY!!! NOTHING TOUCH YOU!!! WHY THE FUCK YOU BECOME LITTLE MARIO????

[94medaman]

Invisable bowser wtf

[TheSniperKennedy]

O cara tem q aprender a jogar antes de postar um vídeo ¬¬'

[JesusFuckingChrist84]

The idea of a lava dolphin is quite disturbing to me for some reason.

[benjamminsam]

11:10, how the hell did he survive that? The cannonball (or bowling ball as it was always known in our house) has a well-made hit box.

[MrBoffom]

wow... i cant imagine playing this game without save states

[MetalHeadGrace]

Princess Peach better fucking put out after all this shit...

[004lj]

by this time all mario games would NOT be allowed in my house and thats that

[004lj]

as many time as i beat this stupid game i never had the chance to play this and by the looks of it i don't want to

[Dominub]

He did it! He beat the game! Wait... *looks to the right (asshole mario stage 9)*

[JeremyRichardsonFTW]

It would be hilarious if at the end, it said "Sorry Mario, but our princess is in another castle!"

[thegoodnamesrallgone]

7:46 wtf

[bitchasshoeism]

@1:34-1:46 he looks like mario was panicking

[MrVulgaris]

Chuck Norris could beat this game with his eyes closed. But it would take him about seventeen hours.

[licorice3333]

@TheSkillzzer Correct, and this is beginner. Easy has caused six people to bash their computer screen in with their foreheads, normal is reportedly what drove three men to jump off bridges, and pretty good made one man murder his entire family. No other test subjects have gotten past the title screen in hard mode without severe brain damage, and expert is what satan makes people play in the seventh circle of hell. The final difficulty is said to bring about the apocalypse.

[thetoolbox112394]

@licorice3333 lol you probably took the words right out of sibladeko's mouth! i got pissed off just watching this!

[Marluxiarose77]

3:10 Grar! It was just getting to the good part of the music and you had to die!...Again!

[TheSkillzzer]

These are the playable things : Beginner, Easy, Normal, Pretty good, Hard, Very hard, Expert and Chuck Norris Style.

Is this Chuck ?!

[lordkesil]

@TheSkillzzer No this is "Kaizo Style".

[Eagle90]

@TheSkillzzer

no this is beyond chuck...arguably bruce lee and you missed out what comes before beginner: Justin Bieber

[thetoolbox112394]

@Eagle90 Justin Bieber? what the hell is that?

[MikeHrubant]

There are so many questions unanswered though..............

[34547A]

You are 1 badass Mario player

[theakimboassassin1]

LAVA DOLPHIN!

[xTheDeathSaintx]

did anyone else notice the faded trail bowser left right befor he hits?. it looks almost like a red shadow???. i didnt see it all the time but enough times to tell its him.normally right before the ball dropped

[oskiH]

6:24 mario was listening to Kris Kross

[truezelda1]

man, the things missing are: bowser's ship and mechanic bowsers's bodies

[BonazaiGirl]

1:22 Dance of Joy

1:34 Furious Tantrum of pain and sorrow

[TheMetalwolf77777]

 never got the time up thing what dose Mario have a thing were his hart well blow up in the set amount of time?

[BellreaReign]

初見では　透明クッパは　倒せない

クッパ戦でクッパがまったく見えないって…無理ゲー。

[Randomboy2011]

My favorite part was when he died. :D (one reason to like) ;D

[JigsawMgo]

lmao xD where can i find this game on pc or idk?

[twiggyjali]

6:30 bouncy bouncy bouncy!

[GamerMadMax]

when did Bowser learn to make things invisible?

[GamerMadMax]

Love the lava dolphins

[SenorMatatan]

i dont think anyone was able to see how he could possibly get through the level just by looking at the first couple of seconds of this level

[Oneway12341]

OH FUCK BROWSER......

MARIO IS GONNA DO SUICIDE IF CONTINUE LIKE THIS.....

FUCK U BROWSER IF I AM IN THE GAME AND HAVE INFINITY OF LIFES I WOULD MAKE THIS GAME CRASH

[SingandSwim11]

the part that i hate about you is that when you die lots of times that just stupid

[zacke10]

Imagine Bowsers minion walking through all this to see Bowser.

[Spirrwell]

By now I would've at least lost eight controllers and eight monitors...

[meowistforlife]

and mario really needed that vacation after going through hell on earth

[HiddenDataFilms]

Lol? How you die at 1:47???

[BowlerSean]

@HiddenDataFilms Time ran out

[HiddenDataFilms]

@BowlerSean Lol I didn't see the timer until I commented ^^ but thanks...

[Armalizilto]

Asshole Bowser!

[Wanderer2266]

*puts gun to head*

*pulls trigger*

*click*

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUU

[DiegoXLuigi]

Cat Mario is NOTHING agaisnt this

[DarkBonesDaku]

You died 20 times in this video, and 462 times through the series. I'm not going to count the ones in the next videos for a while, sorry.

[alexvlk]

@DarkBonesDaku I hope you do, I've been looking for your count each level. Come on! I'm "counting" on you.

[omalor]

Yeah, this wasn't hard enough at all, so here comes THE SPECIAL WORLD!!!!

[siradmiralbanana]

Bowser needs to see a therapist.

[thegrisha]

The most bad ass Yami no Game)

[jramz91]

00:18 Mario- "um.. I speak Italian.."

[Jotolink]

Sooooo at 1:20 after u celibrated and you went into the door. at 1:31 the twhomp killed its self and You Actually Waited the whole Three Hundred and Sixty seconds just to Frustration spin and jump and then die? good man cause i woulda been cursting that whole time just to realease my anger and hopefully continue this sick twisted game

[thenightmarebeforeha]

Lava AND a row of those bitey death-flowers? Really? Because one wasn't enough?

[Jotolink]

@thenightmarebeforeha cause the lava was the easy part...death flowers allways win

[unorthodoxJ]

15:18 Upskirt shot

[unorthodoxJ]

Gotta love the celebration spins

[MegasXLR7]

*huff* 'fuckin bitch...'

[autigerssuck]

1:59 dumbass mario.

[Nelson5337]

Congratulations! You have completed the tutorial.

[flowerluver100]

Peach better ready her crotch for Mario when he comes to rescue her.

[bidlebob]

I would be so great if the guy who voiced super mario frustration over-dubbed these XD

[Rider339]

At this point in time Mario decided he should let Chuck Norris take over. He's only regret is that he didn't ask for him earlier.

[kdfsjljklgjfg]

This is just....heinous! How could someone create something so evil!?

[MrPandawesome]

Lol this looks like fcking BS... dieing so easily and having to start all over..

[Waddleduck64]

9:24 That hurts so bad, I can feel it. Poor Kiba :(

[Waddleduck64]

@Waddleduck64 Wait.. So did he start over or didn't he?

[151329]

Mario: Boing boing boing = Jumping

Football koopa : Boing, boing boing

Lol...that was funny.

[Nedoxu]

A vacation? And thus, Asshole Mario Sunshine begins...

[BlazeFirestorm]

Just when I thought the madness was over..............

lol @ fireball8156

[EarthwormJimv3]

4:20 he sees the next row: "what the F*CK!"

[Kanaka415]

I dont understand how this person had the patience to do all of these levels

[G0dspeed2000]

@Kanaka415 The creator musta offered him a thousand dollars for completing the game/hack.

[Lulzy92]

Dolphins on lava, LOL WTF!

[fireball8156]

hey vegeta whats the number of times marios died in this series?vegeta:IT'S OVER 9000!

[Hadamar163]

1:22 hes happy ^^

[supermark64]

@Hadamar163 wtf?

[kambound28]

Awesome

[TheFleeingPhoenix]

Ahaha, it's like the chuck is applauding him and he can't help himself. 6:28 - 6:34 is hilarious.

[Theone563]

No princess is worth this much trouble.

[LoneRookRS1]

@Theone563 A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do.

[MaskedAssailant08]

Jig Saw: Wanna play a game?

[Xvect0rX]

@MaskedAssailant08 Mario: FUCK NO!!

[Binerycode]

1:35 you played the lottery for 40 years you finally won but then the gov takes it all because of the economy.

[aixelsydyslexia]

...a timer...? That is just wrong.

[meowkie]

I broke a fucking sweat watching this. D:

[Ricxz1992]

The hardest mario version ever!

[Smaschge]

overpowered immortal Lava-Dolphins

[infrax81]

you re the reason for my suffering

i m emo (mario´s letter)

poor mario... peach is an porn actress

[SuperKrautkiller]

after 10 minutes i would destroy everything around me

[MePlease2211]

7:47

.... *SCREAM*!!!!

[hammurderer]

every time he dies it makes me hurt on the inside.

[heliumHEART]

LOL wtf the end is like a hax O_O hahaha omg

[m3andchip5]

Mario damn right better get a vacation after all that hell. It has to be fucking worth it

[malingamurali]

im wasting soo many minutes/hours of my life watching these but theyre worth it =D

[Ezmeragon]

Why did he don't jump in the lava at 1:27?

[sorpresa2412]

@Ezmeragon he was trying to find a invisible square perhaps...

[Ezmeragon]

@sorpresa2412 Ah! But it's Kaizo (Asshole) super Mario. The invisible block is not very helpful because in some levels, it's give shit.

[sesarcaca]

Why these dolphins are not burned?

[sesarcaca]

There exists some program that you could download to do this?

[Metalheadpanda]

8:40  Dance, woman, dance!

[AgentC2121]

WTF??? Bowser gets to be invisible??? Since when did he get that kind of technology???

[Beledal]

@AgentC2121 He's been swapping ideas with Gannon.

[sallas09]

I bet when he first came to the part with the dolphins he had a very painful case of deja vu.

[Flametorrent]

You know when you play ddr for too long and you can see flashing arrows when you close your eyes? Haha, I wonder what he can see.

Lol AnonymousDiv0. That would freakin' suck. Toad: "The Princess is in another castle."

Haha! xD

[Whitewolf122688]

6:28 Mario: look at me! I can jump too!

[MidgardEagle]

Magma dolphins!

Now there's something for the Dwarf Fortress suggestions forum.

[Badabinski]

The only reason I can see for even attempting to beat this is if the guy got hot buttsex afterwards.

Er I mean lots of cookies.

(anal cookies.)

[Winnersdonthavecows]

@Badabinski I agree, why else would someone put themselves through this mind tourchure?

I am sure his "reward" was having more then that & with a dancer/ porn acrtress, one lay for every minute enduring this.

I am sure many gamer girls are still IMing him to play with them xoxo

[pokumog]

6:26 jaahaha

[KuchLoim]

1:34 why does he wait? why not the short way into the lava? :-)

greez from austria

[sliverz01]

he had a panic attack

[boogilish]

Peach must give the best oral in the whole entire universe to be worth this pain

[The24thegame]

i missing bowser

[AnonymousDiv0]

"Sorry, Mario... The Princess is in another castle!"

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUU-"

[cowboynemo]

Well at least the guy gets infinite time and mushrooms from Peach...

[dor14sp]

6:27 auhsuashuasuhshuasuasuhsa

[ziggy2007dn]

Wow, amazing XD

[Rawbh]

lol@him being invisible.

[dinho0747]

9:38 I don't wanna, i don't wanna.....

[QQDoughboy]

where is daisy at?

[josepato11]

2:52 wtf lava dolphins!

[bonusx07]

Talk about a luck based boss.

[leracos]

Hey, it could be worse. He could have hacked out the sprite for the bowling ball too. Ouch.

[TinyLungs]

1:01 like a mario that can't jump? rly?

[merbenzCLKGTR]

13 LEVELS OR MORE???? WTF!?

[sherlock98]

fuck peach bowser can have her

[Paulaum1]

Invisible Bowser: a pain in the asshole!

[1337sabotage]

OMG unfair boss :(

[Th3Flam3BoY]

really he's asshole!

[93bendzsi]

Deaths: 22

[merbenzCLKGTR]

And 1 Time Up!

[Spudwrench2006]

I somehow doubt Peach is worth all of this. Mario needs to find other chicks.

[Deliciousfruit233]

NO chick is worth THIS!

[milakitty]

@Deliciousfruit233 HAHAHHAHAH!!

[vonatus]

6:32 hahahaha

[BestGammerEver]

6:31 lol

[lokwanshan]

I think bowser was already killed when it came home

[thetoastofwar]

this guy is amazing this game is hard even with savestates.and by the way last video had way too much footage of you dying

[Bubba1045]

9:24 he got fucked up

[The24thegame]

wher is bowser

[Lyxinous]

He's just invisible, he is hovering above Mario in some kind of jar.

You can see him at 08:21 for example.

[Xezlec]

I love how we gradually start to see kiba show more of his emotions as this game goes on! the little victory spins after he reaches land, and the jumping around like a madman when his adversary anally reams him again.

[alpixoid]

Dolphins in lava!!?Wow. that makes sense..

[Zach2235]

How did this guy beat this level without savestates? ProtonJon, Psychadellic Eyeball, and Wugga died a million times with savestates in every room.

[ironiridis]

If it's possible to do with save states, it's possible to do it without them.

[papermarioTTYD12345]

who is wugga....?

[Zach2235]

Obviously you've never watched the Kaizo Mario race vid. Search Kaizo Mario race in Youtube and you should find a vid with 3 split screens of people playing this level. It's hilarious.

[papermarioTTYD12345]

no i have not ._.

[goatunkown]

Because he's god.

[OminousShadows]

Lol panic attack at 1:34

[gaffelnskje]

HOW he did the other lvls is also a mysteri :O

i know that theese levels are not in the game, but any how. it is increadible XD

[xXSabby1993Xx]

crap...THIS IS AMAZING! How did the player survived only the FIRST part??? I am speechless. What's his Play skill? 1.000.000? freaky!

[DaleNapoli91]

11:12 O_O

[RaltsVizard]

No Mames.....

[kalukalu18]

9:24 ouch... right on the head.

[youvebeenthunderstru]

Jesus christ... give the guy a fucking checkpoint already.

[MHZNOMISS]

1:22 i get the door, oh YEAH!!!!

2:50 WHAT THE HELL ARE DOING DOLPHINS IN MAGMA? this world is in head

6:27 OK let´s do it together XD ^ ^ ^ ^

WTF!!! Bowser is Invisible!!!!!!! DX

[sexykiswij9]

how the hell do you even do the 1st part?

[Pkpure930]

Princess: Thanks for rescuing me Mario, but Toad is in another castle! x.X

[Gytek7]

6:27 - 6:34 LOL^^

[EroicaFuneral]

I don't get it. Why didn't he play the special arena before beating bowser?

[hl2og]

Bowser is the Invisible Man.