Conspiracy theories are serious business

[AcesHighProd]

loool

[victorscarlet]

an object half the size of the sun and heading for the sun?? i hope nasa hires him. haha

[Charlie666XZ]

& may the farce B with U ....

[Bear5177]

Oh noes! It's the evil Galactic Empire! Run for your lives! Watch out for Darth Hovind! He'll kill you with just one sitting of his incredibly bizarre lectures! AAAHHHHHH!!!

Great video!

[tuseroni]

im confused. why was that image on a broken disc?

[sygma707]

Dont be afraid, be yours, Be happy !

And stop see Subliminal messages.

[athywren]

... I love you!

[RtFusion]

finch, he mentioned your video around the end of his latest video:

watch?v=Yz5NpOg2UIM

I guess he didn't get that it was satire.

[320iguy]

tin foil hats are so 80's i wear a magnesium hat! LMAO

[brianblackberry]

Of course the Death Star could be there for our protection ;)

[misterwrightjos]

when I was about ten I saw Star Wars on T.V. and I thought the death star has a tractor beam ?..... how do they know what a tractor is?

[MattHunX]

It isn't the tractor you're probably thinking of (the vehicle), it borrow it's meaning from the word though

Tractor:something used for drawing or pulling

A tractor beam: means it is a beam that draws object towards it.

I'm guessing English isn't your mother-tongue. It's okay. Easy mistake.

[TheRedneckAtheist]

5* and favorited!

[Xakryn]

I proclaim december 22 2012, international shit on conspiracy theorist day. I wish to honestly back them into a wall, and when NOTHING HAPPENS... except maybe someone makes a disaster movie about it.. lol... then your not allowed to move onto the next theory, or ignore how retarded the whole thing is in the first place.

[intelligentfalling]

Oh Fuck, we're doomed.

[4Dmetricology]

come on...

it makes more sense to you to think an imaging artifact is really some super-fuckin-duper space ship? (You are supposed too B embareassed by your own stupidity!)

does it matter at all that it looks like a distortion of the image in the center of the screen? (meaning it is just that)

[bigtoyota479]

I think you have missed the whole point of this video. It's a play against all the conspiracy theorists.

[MidnightRayn]

No, it's not satire, and yes, you are a moron.

[bigtoyota479]

Hmmm.....definition of satire:

the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.

Yep, it sure is.

[RobnJake]

Lol... a little bit of Kent Brockman in there I think. Great vid.

[MrMan322]

Great video.

[revjimbob]

I watched the original, and the comments are full of nutters who believe this. Well, they say they do, but don't seem too het up about it. I commented, but got the dread 'comment pending approval' - so no one will burst their belief system.

[boonw]

The tyrants shall never take me alive... MY LIFE FOR AUIR!... er.... earth.

[99minerkc]

Another Conspiracy theory!!

[thegreatpanda]

Epicness sir! Sheer epicness!

[Doogeedoo12]

Haha, that video was kickass. Goddamn Galactic Empire ruining everyone's fun. I think the conspiracists should be rounded up first and used as Death Ray fodder.

[VerboseVindication]

Fuck yeah.

[ceffydriver]

At last the death star I orded has arrived! Now I can destroy many worlds in honour of Lord Vader... muhahahaha.

[DefenceSpeech]

Chinese lantern.

[mwildish]

I for one welcome our new alien overlords and offer my services in rounding up those who oppose them.

[xlangman11]

dude, you are a fucking retard

[jzuidema]

video made of WIN, hail to the empire

[yekahs]

LMAO

[Saukko31]

ROFLMAO

This was awesome.

[patflix]

Outstanding....and VERY funny!!

[JaYo1919]

lmao, that was the best vid ever

[EnderMSS]

Spice mines?!

I don't wanna be involved in the drug trade, I'd rather be drafted into the empire.

[RtFusion]

I'll be using a portion of this video as a series on this guy. I hope you won't mind. I will credit you.

:D

[SchrodingersFinch]

No problem. Use it however you like.

[bobster451]

That big assed thing is no reason to conjecture that it is anything more than an optical aberration.

No conspiracy theory needed.

[Atomsk359]

ftw

[AlterGX]

I like how he refers to magnet "shields" in his video, but plainly doesn't understand the amount of force he is talking about.

So I'll list them because it's funny.

Earths magnetic field strength - 4.5 × 10^-5 tesla

Jupiters magnetic field - 5 × 10^-4 T to 1 Telsa

A coin-sized neodymium magnet - 1.25 Telsa

I guess we need to shoot some small magnets at it to deflect it. ;)

Ps the Sun is 10 Tesla

[GoblinXXX]

GASP!

(The ending was funny, but I nearly choked to death at the cat conspiracy poster at 0:20. Literally "LOL".)

[loltacgnol]

I FUCKING KNEW IT

[soulinite]

HAHAHAHA!

Conspiracy theories are the duct tape of ignorance.

[MsWanderer1]

I could place a baseball at about 100 yards in front of the satellite and get the same result. You have no data depicting the distance of the object form the satellite or the Sun. That's like saying that all those stars are much smaller than our own star, the Sun. PURE BULL SHIT; again but he is so funny.

[RexFordVII]

He knows space is.. umm.. three dimensional right?

There's also another conspiracy that Schrodinger didn't mention: People shrink when the walk away from him.

[theatheistguy]

lol nicely stolen ending there from Simpsons?

[theanswersofnwo3]

LOL 5 stars.

[Freki619]

I thought that the Deathstar 1&2 had sublight hyper drives not FTL Jump Drives o.O? I could be wrong but if they did then the rebel star fighters wouldn't would been able to catch up with them when they did to destroy it.

[1stCainite]

Remember that that was a long time ago in a galaxy far far away.

For them to get here, they would have to develop a hyperdrive for their new death star class, otherwise they wouldn't be here. So it is clear to us who know the truth that that is what they had to have done.

[Freki619]

Good point! FTL Jump drives seem to be essential for the travel of something so big it needs to be placed in perfect orbit around a larger object. It's still a mystery how they would have done it using sub light hyper drives; I mean calculating around stars is hard enough when you aren't the size of a small planet! however maybe some of the books explain it I've only read a couple :S

[xxdjsethxx]

ZOMG But I thought Luke destroyed the Death Star! Oh Noez I guess they rebuild it and We here are going to finally get to see Episode 7,8 and 9 because WE ARE THOSE EPISODES! ZOMG RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AndromedasWake]

Oh FInch, you know I love your videos.

Incidentally, the object is a fleck of debris from the SOHO spacecraft itself. It's very close, and out of focus. This sort of debris is typical when spacecraft thrusters are fired during station-keeping maneuvers (which SOHO was performing just before these images were taken) as the brittle, radiation-hardened outer layers of the insulating material tend to break off.

Many Bothans died to bring me this information. May the Force be with you all.

[Akatam0t0ma]

Why don't you make a video debunking this shit, Andromedas? I sent you a PM but you didn't reply :-(

[sneakerset]

Well,good call.....Liberty made the debunk video on this knucklehead's (VH)assertion.Same explanation.

[renegade4dio]

LOL! I mean ROTFL! I can't stop, my wife is asking if I'm gonna be ok, and I can't speak to tell her yes! 5* + fave

[xccmx]

This guy must be Bill Maher's retarded cousin... He looks a lot like him.

[theendofconfusion]

Conspiracy theories are serious bullshit.

[BespokeGroupUK]

Its not the information age, it is the information industry and there are sooo many ways of striking gold in the information industry if you have the ability to affect peoples emotions be it by religion, disinformation, generation of a following that is based on singular political ideologies or paranoid conspiracy theories. Just look at Peter Popoff, Kent Hovind and Alex Jones, and I might also add, James Randi

[PinkProgram]

I've heard that was just a speck of dirt from when they opened and closed the shutter for maintenance...

[Minttzz]

Great vid... but I'm still left wondering what the real explanation is. I know it will be mundane in the extreme, but i'm still curius.

[nevinyrralsdisk]

Damn, guess we better start practicing on womp rats.

[rednecktrucker1969]

oh boy, he might like that explanation better.

[rozeboosje]

Erm. Ok. What else could I do? 5 stars and fav.

[sleepymagpie]

Oh my mythicial creature of choice....i am laughing so hard it hurts.

[RtFusion]

Already working on the second part on this guy and uploading the first part of this now.

But this one you did is HILARIOUS! love it. faved and 5 stared.

[Gnug215]

rofl

I loved the Kent Brockman reference. :)

And the vid. ;)

[MikeLibertarian]

LOL! awsome comparison.

[no332]

I wonder why the death star took a shortcut through Jupiter.

[relic1076]

LMAO, As soon as the picture was shown, I totally geeked out and said "That's no moon, it's a space station!" and then you burst in with that scene. I'm joining the dark side.

[GeneralJazza]

Hilarious, sir.

[SchrodingersFinch]

Thank you.