I love how wen he said he was going to shoot "it" on the crowd, some chick says "I would have sold it on eBay. Both she and Alex Gaskarth are officially my home skillets 4 life!
@staythefuckawake he doesnt. zack does most of the harmonies. jack does little things here and there though, like screaming "GO!" in the chorus of damned if I do you.
@SuperMusicManiac13 At the time this video was taken, Jack also harmonized at live shows. I believe he still does but I haven't seen them in over a year so I'm not positive.
@twixalooloo84 according to alex, the fans at pipeline cafe last week made him cum twice while he was on stage. that's all time low for ya, and that's why they're my favorite fucking band dude
wow, i feel stupid. i asked what song he was going to perform and after watching it for the millionth time, i realized that alex says at the end, "this goes out to all you hustlers" wow. brain fart! lol
@LavaLampsAndDynomite ahah it actually COULD be possible. That would explain why Alex said: ''Sorrry about that, that was awkward & weird. Most bands don't usually do that but it was either that or I was gonna shoot it all over you guys'' .. by ''that'' I guess he could be talking about masturbating & the ''shooting'' part could be pretty self-explanatory.. Plus that's not a completely crazy thing to happen, because we're talking about ALL TIME LOW here ;).
hahahahha i love the whole "other wise i might of squirted it all over you guys!" and someone else in the audience goes "i woulda sold it on ebay!" hahahha
oh my god. lol when i saw them friday at 6 flags i was screaming " SING THE BONER SONG!!" everyone kinda stared at me like... what and i was like YOU DONT KNOW THE BONER SONG !!!!
haha jack must sing more
OriginalGangstaaar 5 days ago
fuck yes Jack, haha i love you <3
DaphneAbleify 1 month ago
ahh Jack Barakat.ur sexy even if ur singing about boners :P
YoManItzShady313 3 months ago 16
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sofbookmuncher 4 months ago
jack is a singer FASHO.
JohnnyDeppsBabyCakes 5 months ago
I love Jack...he's hilarious!
27sweetbee 5 months ago 6
Hustlaahs
skatedrumster 6 months ago 6
How Alex said Hustlers at the end. Lnfaoo xD
JustJuliex3 6 months ago 13
damn that guys got charm!!
misschutz 6 months ago
@casamberz Him and alex both wear it all the time. Jack or Rian is the third? Jack?
rawrsaysthemonster77 6 months ago
gmsmh.
Feli10Star 6 months ago
this is the best song ever. not even kidding.
hayleyoj 6 months ago 8
OMG zacks wearing the -3 shirt.. So that makes 3 band members that have been seen I'n it -3
casamberz 6 months ago
someonw wouldve sold it on ebay..
MsSarahSEA 7 months ago
@MsSarahSEA Someone would have bought it on ebay, too.
kayyocep 6 months ago
I love how he says "hustlers". It sounds cuuuuuuuuuuuuute :)
AllTimeLowAholic 7 months ago 16
/watch?v=AFYF81SYeE4&feature=related
good response here
Markisflippinsweet 7 months ago
Those lyrics touched me more than Alex's ever have
xRANDOMxMOVIESx 7 months ago 7
Can I get this on iTunes?
baahahahaa 7 months ago
Listen to Alex say hustlers at the end!! <3 1:03
Belindable 7 months ago
Haha I love how you just put the lyrics in the desctription box like it's a real song XD
Jack is adorable <3
xnadiaaaaaaa 7 months ago
D'aww, now ain't that adorable or what?
shedancesthroughlife 7 months ago
umm well alex didnt have a boner or anything he acctually just had to blow his nose :]
peaceloveandhopeful 8 months ago
I love Jack. lol
rememberingsundayy1 8 months ago
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Alex does get them the are just crooked to the left :P
nikkisaur2596 8 months ago
12 people don't think that Alex gets boners...
JackBarakatt 9 months ago 14
one day i want to see jack do stand up... hahahahah
bmxworld16 9 months ago
Where did alex go?
SkyHigh929 9 months ago
@SkyHigh929 to blow his nose
RedHeadHaley19 9 months ago
@RedHeadHaley19 ohhhhhhh :D Bless him! :')
SkyHigh929 9 months ago
11 people here don't have boners
xSilentChaosxx 9 months ago
No...he left to blow his nose silly people ;)
justbeingme232 10 months ago
did he actually have an errection? and go off for a quick wank??
HeyHeyHey0Neskemos0 10 months ago
I love how wen he said he was going to shoot "it" on the crowd, some chick says "I would have sold it on eBay. Both she and Alex Gaskarth are officially my home skillets 4 life!
badnewskoalas 10 months ago 103
@badnewskoalas I appreciate your love for me.
staythefuckawake 10 months ago 54
@staythefuckawake I appreciate your appreciation
badnewskoalas 10 months ago
Lol
Jack I love u
cjtopcat1 10 months ago
Am I the only one who wishes this was recorded, made into a single and played on the radio?
Damn.
Jack sing more please Please!
IAmNotOnFireYet 11 months ago 13
this is one of the many reasons i love all time low .
little man on the corner. somethings pokin its his boner. but he dont got a big one, cause his name is alex gaskarth.
>:D
guitarplayer453 11 months ago 5
did he actually have a boner or am i just being really stupid lol ♥
xXAislinnErinXx 11 months ago
lmfao!!lol
annabeeninjalette 11 months ago
BITCHES LAUGHING SHUT UP -__-!
AndySixxIsVerySexy 11 months ago
@AndySixxIsVerySexy andysixx is sexy
annabeeninjalette 11 months ago
@AndySixxIsVerySexy they can laugh if they want. they dont gotta shut up just for you
shamazing54 9 months ago
@AndySixxIsVerySexy Says the girl who put 2 x's in "Andy Six"
0MyChemicalRomance3 9 months ago 4
@0MyChemicalRomance3 You do realise it IS Andy Sixx with 2 x's....
TheSamztar 9 months ago
@TheSamztar It's usually put as one x.
But I suppose 2 x's work aswell.
0MyChemicalRomance3 9 months ago
:S is anyone else having problems watchin this :S
danniDESTINY 11 months ago
11 People don't Have big Boners, Like Alex Gaskarth :3
PATD4lyfeee 1 year ago 6
did anyone else love the way he said hustlers??
twilight8024 1 year ago 2
@twilight8024 Yes.I thought i was the only one.it was hnng.
iNerdy456 1 year ago
@iNerdy456 aha, so did i!
twilight8024 1 year ago
uhhhh, did anyone else hear the "we'll sell it on ebay!" part after alex said he'd shoot it all over..? O.o
glitterxchickk 1 year ago 9
this is why I'm in serious live with jack barakat:) theyre too damn epic!!
FOREVRxSHOUTxMAYDAY 1 year ago
i love how when alex comes back the camera focuses on his crotch instead of his face.
betterthanbunny 1 year ago 5
Hahaha! SOmeone said; Yeah then you could sell it on ebay XD
younowme18 1 year ago 5
1/18/08. My best birthday ever. =))
earthtoReese 1 year ago
weird how people kept laughing at every single line
Lynda100895 1 year ago 2
The Replay Button Just Got Raped ;) .. BY MY CLICKER!!!
PATD4lyfeee 1 year ago 9
what was he gonna shoot out??? plz say it was something in his nose
WendyPicasso 1 year ago
i sung this for my friend's birthday, haha
xCrystalJordan 1 year ago
hahaa, 'i would sell it on ebay' :L
HollyWastesYourTime 1 year ago 2
A person says "i would sell it on ebay"
LOL
luvin1ya 1 year ago 8
@IloveOreos235 haha that did happen to me (:
heavenhelpus84 1 year ago
1. His face is PRICELESS!!!! 2. Its so cute how you can tell he's trying to think of what to say ((:
Thanks for posting (:
heavenhelpus84 1 year ago 8
this song is my ringtone (Y)
nellyhey 1 year ago 7
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
thts all i hav to say
ATLiloveyou 1 year ago
i believe jack should sing more in All Time Low! WHO ELSE AGREES?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!
LupitaaMm 1 year ago 317
@LupitaaMm he harmonizes
staythefuckawake 1 year ago 73
@staythefuckawake he doesnt. zack does most of the harmonies. jack does little things here and there though, like screaming "GO!" in the chorus of damned if I do you.
SuperMusicManiac13 6 months ago 18
@SuperMusicManiac13 At the time this video was taken, Jack also harmonized at live shows. I believe he still does but I haven't seen them in over a year so I'm not positive.
staythefuckawake 6 months ago 14
@LupitaaMm no one. have you heard the mtv unplugged version of lost in stereo? hahahahhha
acoustichearts0 1 year ago
he could be like the new lead singer xD
DawnAkemiHikari 1 year ago
oh gosh. this was at a show I was unable to go to): So hilarious though.-3
jackbarakatfan1 1 year ago
zack and rian should have their own show,yeah?
SKITTLEZkid123 1 year ago
Haha! Lmao! :L
PopPunk427SmileyFac3 1 year ago
xD I love you Jack XD
Fozzasaurus 1 year ago
That was a well thought up song. Jack is the funniest.
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GurkenIsTheShizz 1 year ago
this legit kills me
paigejaws 1 year ago
Whats Beter.. "The Boner Song" by Jack Or "It's A Picture Of My Cock (On Your Computer)" By Alex? =P
dunlock8 1 year ago 9
@dunlock8 The boner song is genius, but "it's a picture of my cock" totally wins!
ArtIsMyTrueLove 1 year ago
i think he puked :) poor alex
alylovesalltimepanic 1 year ago
@alylovesalltimepanic nope just sneezed
emmygirl97 1 year ago
Alex just got owned.
4251paramore 1 year ago 5
I FUCKING LOVE YOU JACK!
MsVforVampire 1 year ago 9
Haha awesome song lmao.
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YouGotNerve 1 year ago
follow me on twitter people!! ChloeLurvsYou
ChloeSweetie123 1 year ago
i love your name
GIR2898 1 year ago
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little man on the corner
somethings poking, its his boner
but he ain't got a big one
coz his name is Alex Gaskarth
lol <3 <3
melodiesification 1 year ago
'cause his name is Alex Gaskarth'
Every time i watch this it makes me laugh
I love atl <3 ! ;D
gingerkatiex3 1 year ago 3
I was gonna comment on the video....... but then i saw your username and now i'm in awe O.O that is freakin awesome
tentenhyuga19 1 year ago
my favorite song. (:
blondieswims 1 year ago 2
@RyanRunnerRunner lol noone needs to check you!
Zack tweets bout you all the time & you were on Jimmy K.
lol
fanofyou678 1 year ago
"Cause his name is Alex Gaskarth"
Ahahaha!
SANDIEmuch 1 year ago
haha he is soo cute and random
DavidFan7 1 year ago
that is the best. :)
4592jennifer 1 year ago
so the fans gave him a boner????? lol
twixalooloo84 1 year ago
@twixalooloo84 according to alex, the fans at pipeline cafe last week made him cum twice while he was on stage. that's all time low for ya, and that's why they're my favorite fucking band dude
delanirae05 1 year ago 4
@delanirae05 I wonder if it's true lol
AnimeKramkalas1996 1 year ago
that's alex haha
hannahyoubetcha 1 year ago
LMFAO
DyingOnTheFloorxx 1 year ago
lol i love jack i love alex and jack but jack is just funnier lol he's legend
mrspresidentjonas100 1 year ago
nice accent jack(:
what was alex wiping himself with?
IL0V3YA 1 year ago 2
wow, i feel stupid. i asked what song he was going to perform and after watching it for the millionth time, i realized that alex says at the end, "this goes out to all you hustlers" wow. brain fart! lol
Kryshp08 1 year ago 2
@Kryshp08 Girls A Straight-Up Hustler :)
hamham3binky 1 year ago
@RyanRunnerRunner I agree with this. I've seen you bunches of times and you keep getting better. everyone needs to check you out.
staythefuckawake 1 year ago 7
@Kryshp08 she's a straight up hustler.
JayWinchx3 1 year ago
haha:) Jack is beeing pretty fair to Alex;)))
I Love Jack really much,he's so random:)
r4aksulovesmason 1 year ago
hahah wow random. i love how random they r:)
ThePuNkPrInCeSs44 1 year ago
@staythefuckawake thanks :)
Kryshp08 1 year ago
biggest retard ever! but i love him!
Kryshp08 1 year ago
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msb5girl 1 year ago
this video makes All Time Low history...wait no...world history.
props to you
alltimesickestkids 1 year ago 4
lmao xD this is great !!! :D
TheMusicFawn 1 year ago
lol. Made my day.
OrangeSharpieHearts 1 year ago
pure genius, jack. downright fucking brilliant.
geturfreakDNAaway 1 year ago 7
Ahaa, this is my ringtone!!
musikfreak465 1 year ago
wait so he had a boner and went to go masturbate backstage?
LavaLampsAndDynomite 1 year ago
@LavaLampsAndDynomite ahah it actually COULD be possible. That would explain why Alex said: ''Sorrry about that, that was awkward & weird. Most bands don't usually do that but it was either that or I was gonna shoot it all over you guys'' .. by ''that'' I guess he could be talking about masturbating & the ''shooting'' part could be pretty self-explanatory.. Plus that's not a completely crazy thing to happen, because we're talking about ALL TIME LOW here ;).
msb5girl 1 year ago
@msb5girl he was cleaning his nose. maybe he meant that? XD
MeLiizZaaH 1 year ago
@msb5girl i especially agree with your last sentence! lmao! VERY true!
Kryshp08 1 year ago
hahaha omg funniest song ever. they always make me smile :)
mem5295 1 year ago
BEST.SONG.EVER.
czarsycasey 1 year ago
"i would have sold that on ebay." ahaha... well what can i say? i would too!
heartzandluvz 1 year ago 3
hahahahahaha that was AWESOME ! ;D
GodsWildAnimalMom1 1 year ago
who knew jack could sing?!?! HEHEHE jkkkk:)<3
chia511 1 year ago
hahahaha this song is genius
reidilall 1 year ago
Omfg jack is so weird... Well he is a jack so thats y hes weird. Lol i love zack hes awesome
omglolbtw3 1 year ago
hahahaha lol! love alex =]
imalwaysbored3027 1 year ago
hahahahaahah,zack is soooo awkward...he needs to talk more
nicolegetfired 1 year ago
Epic.
Xxfangsup24678xX 1 year ago
omg i want this song on my ipod!!!
haha yess.
--Felicia
NikkiandFelicia 1 year ago 138
this will never fail to make me laugh
emmygirl97 1 year ago
i wanna find out wat chords he used to play that so i can sing it
xpartyxboix 1 year ago
"something poking its a boner" ahahahah that was weak!
XxHannahDudetxX 1 year ago 2
the boner song & theres a picture of my cock on your computer song should be bonus tracks on their next album
RoBOOSHxInxDisguise 1 year ago 6
agreed
tasialoserface 1 year ago
I've been singing this all day at school :L
14KoolKanKill 1 year ago 3
This never fails to make me laugh.
MissEpicToast 1 year ago 6
@TheATLfangirl i would have bought it:))
andreeapui 1 year ago
mmuuuuhaaahahahaaa !!
jaaaack <333
KaradoraZ 1 year ago
haha i love jack :)
BeneFitxxx 1 year ago
hahahahahahahahahaha
i luv jack <3333333
Kaulitztwinsluvr89 1 year ago
new favorite song. (:
cupcakeskate88 2 years ago
ooomggg i love jack
LOVExJin 2 years ago 3
love that song
ahjewhgdhjsfg 2 years ago
i would have sold it on ebay
0:54-0:57
TheATLfangirl 2 years ago 3
And I Would Have Brought It :L xx
ParamoreIsTheShizz 1 year ago
i just love how Alex at least SEEMS to be completely oblivious to what Jack just sang X)
ahitspaige 2 years ago
LOL, I LOVE THEMM<33
samantha571 2 years ago 4
ZACK IS AMAZING!!! :D
NayenKado 2 years ago 9
I LOVE YOU JACK!!!!
LiLaCRymOsaNYx 2 years ago
Omg best song ever! I love you ZACK!!!!!!!!!!
giraffe4squilio4ATL 2 years ago 3
@giraffe4squilio4ATLit's jack, hah.
yup0heather 2 years ago
Yeah i know its Jack singing but Zack was there playing the guitar :)
giraffe4squilio4ATL 2 years ago 5
@giraffe4squilio4ATL hah. :) i figuredd it was just a typo, but guesss not. sorreh.
yup0heather 2 years ago
lol thats ok :)
giraffe4squilio4ATL 2 years ago
"Somethin pokin it's his boner." Love that part haha
SuperAllTimeLowFan 2 years ago 8
hahahahha i love the whole "other wise i might of squirted it all over you guys!" and someone else in the audience goes "i woulda sold it on ebay!" hahahha
cupcake970 2 years ago 4
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this is my new favorite song! :D
SavvyMuhon 2 years ago
I love this so much, I start singing it in the shower every night(:
SuperAllTimeLowFan 2 years ago
i love how he looked behind him to see of alex was there! (:
Rainbowwaffles12 2 years ago
haha agree hilarious song but alex probly dos hav a big one i love u guys atl haha tourin wit al the big ones
fleamarketluvrJK 2 years ago 2
alex sags his jeans!
ultrasuperkiwi 2 years ago
THIS SONG KIX MAJOR ASSAGE!!
sa007ak 2 years ago 41
hahahahaha lmao, i love Alex and Jack, they are me lifee!
and please, Jack, Alex so does got a big one:)
BeSTFRieNDS4NeVeR 2 years ago 4
i saw alex in undies... lol his shit is HUGE lol
miispacexD 2 years ago 5
HAHAHAHHAHAHA :D. I would've sold it on eBay xD
charlottehc 2 years ago
haha i love jack (and ps to the person who filmed this: dont think that i didnt see that little angle change to alex's dick ^_^)
lulublu2 2 years ago 4
"I would've sold it on Ebay." XD!!! That's amazing!!!
springsoccer2006 2 years ago
where did alex have to go?
aja9182 2 years ago
He sneezed or something.
nesynes 2 years ago
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SuperAllTimeLowFan 2 years ago
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jack jack jack jack <#3
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crackiswack1989 2 years ago
mwaha, jack is so freaking funny.
when i saw them live in cologne a few weeks ago they were
extremly funny too. you just gotta love them! =D
anikagoescrazy 2 years ago
hahahahahha this is the funniest thing ever (: I LOVE JACK (:
rachelgrl101 2 years ago 2
haha!!!! :D
iluvjonasbrothers89 2 years ago 2
god i luv Jack!!!
OMEC102 2 years ago 5
oh my god. lol when i saw them friday at 6 flags i was screaming " SING THE BONER SONG!!" everyone kinda stared at me like... what and i was like YOU DONT KNOW THE BONER SONG !!!!
lilpunkgrl105 2 years ago 84