MST3K 0610 - The Violent Years (3/10)

[SpiderxBlue]

"yes judy you did all right."

translation: We now consider you a tolerable female

[TheUnfortunate9]

Is this elaborate production only a commercial!?

[Dablkwid0w2008]

Take the freezer! Now get in it loool

[mistacramer]

This must have been filmed before humor was invented.

[Scimitarmoon]

6:18

"The electric range"

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOO­OOOOW!

I'm can't...stop...laughing!

[Scimitarmoon]

Golly! Electric!!

[hentosama]

HOLy Hell HOW LONG DOES THE ELECTRIC commercial take D:?

[LexWatz]

This is just a horrid commercial for the Electric Nazi brigade.

[Demendred1605]

the reds? She's gonna be a commie?!

[beavobeave]

Where's your upper lip?

[nimanima777]

Did NOT see that ending coming... that was honestly the resolution??

[shandelear]

"OK, and thumb tacks,..."

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

That short was an electric bore! Now on to the 'movie'...

[scottdavis0801]

bring your buns over here sweet cheeks.

[Bulconmark3]

Double bag it son

[CaptRodgers]

Thank God for the riffing, otherwise this short would drop my IQ about 20 points....With Electricity!

[Yapshire]

Yes, women! Stay in your place.....WITH ELECTRICITY!!!

[SpiderxBlue]

Has anyone noticed that the daughter is psychotic !

[ChaoticYak]

I love Tom teaching Mike the "hum didda hee hee...huwa huwa".

[cuttock]

Buttered Lima beans. Good god, thank god we eat in this era, really.

[membrainiac]

Am I the only one who thinks that short should have been called "What to do when your boyfriend asks you to come stay with his family for the weekend"?

[eclipse5863]

Later that evening Judy was caught using the electric appliances mom and dad knew nothing about

[AncelDeLambert]

Think GE had anything to do with this film?

[Elcoyotenegro]

This is just one long commercial.

[ChaoticYak]

So...what WAS the point of the short? Electric appliances?

[xLordOfTheFliesx]

@ChaoticYak

That and sexist propaganda, more or less.

[ChaoticYak]

Bring your sweet behind over this way...

[kathryn0200]

nice of her to tuck in the wall outlet for bed.

[TheMerlinOfAR]

Id like to do mushrooms with these people, except for Judy.

[devospud]

Now move your big ass round this way so I can work on that zipper, baby

[DontcallmeFrenchy]

"Set the hook, play him . . ."

I love the fishing reel noises Mike and the bots are making.

[jekblom123]

"something about growing mushrooms under artificial light... and avoiding the 'narcs'..."

[420militanthippie]

This short brought to you by Westinghouse...

This dude reeks of a scientologist...name and all...

[420militanthippie]

This short brought to you by Westinghouse...

[MST3K1506]

4:10 - 5:05

Judy's thoughts: "Oh yes Alex! Talk appliences and Time Saving to me baby. Your dull rambling makes me so hot and squishy..."

[padddy5]

WAIT A MINUTE! I watched the first 2 parts of this a few weeks ago, and am now continuing on with this. For a second I thought "hey, for an Ed Wood movie, this is kind of okay. Its kitchen looks like a kitchen at least". Then I noticed the completely uneditted putting-things-in-the-fridge scene and realised it was just another crappy Ed Wood film... before realising IT'S THE PRECEDING SHORT! OH LORD, WHAT HORRORS AWAIT ME IN THE NEXT PARTS?!!!!

[RetroToledo]

@TMRProg Next thing you know they'll electrify the toilet, oops, too late!

[DragonSporks]

"Now see the dishwasher? It does away with a job that everybody hates."

So... His interest in time study stems from latent resentment at being forced to do the dishes when he was a child? He has serious issues...

[NeoSilvanus]

can someone explain to me what this short is about, it ended and i still dont have a clue

[DragonSporks]

@NeoSilvanus It's halfway between "Gentlemen Prefer 1950s Housewives" and "Please Support the Economy by Buying Electrical Appliances", with a healthy dose of industrialization and the precursor to genetically modified crops. Go USA.

[NeoSilvanus]

WHERE IS YOUR UPPER LIP?!

[Cheapbutnotfree]

and avoiding the narks!

[Chastrie]

Way to lower the bar for womankind Judy.

[Apotheocalypse]

Actually, im being indicted but....

[Apotheocalypse]

Hahahahahaha the red-beret comments "The Nazi's will be on you by then, The timing bombs will be tripped by the wires and we drive through.."

[cleanhomer]

Judy, beyond Thundersquishy!

[honeyandgold]

Give up Judy, he's obviously not interested in women.

[Tsukasamacleod]

The dad's suddenly thinking about growing mushrooms in the basement. .... No comment.

[RetroToledo]

@Tsukasamacleod And so the 1960's began!

[pretorious700]

Judy's 75 now, in a nursing home, and hasn't been squishy in decades.

[esb82]

Life sucked before Shroomery

[MissesD123]

How to get a man:

1.) Feign interest in said man's interest (because you don't have your own).

2.) Feign incompetence.

3.) Use words like "squishy" and "golly".

4.) Feed said man.

5.) Repeat until marriage.

[antgav79]

@MissesD123 points finger....Evil,...EVIL lol

[mceltix2011]

@MissesD123 The fact that you know that is why yer "Mrs." D, and not Ms. D lol

[SimsKatie]

So she's slobbering head over heels into squishy for a guy who's been visiting for... 24 hours maybe? She must be desperate to get out of that house

[Kibonsensei]

I like it when Mike and the bots sort of get into the spirit of things. "I trust no one in this short!"

[HayesAJones]

"You're a damned liar!"

[sifle3]

"put your arm in there"

[kaejae24]

The Loretta Young Show 

[dantesinporno]

@Chillazilla That or she could style it into a classic 50's beehive.

[Chillazilla2]

Time and motion study, Alex? Excuse me while I run away... far,far away

[requiem4ameme]

Long ago, a group of wise philosophers dreamed of making an unsubtle, badly-acted public service announcement. However, they couldn't decide what issue they wanted to make oblique references to - the superiority of electric-powered kitchen implements, or the wonders of mushroom horticulture? Disagreements broke out, and the land was thrust into war and chaos. Fortunately, one brilliant soul came forward with an idea - talk about them both, and throw in a crappy romance subplot to boot!

[mediageneration65]

@requiem4ameme I have very rarely read things that have made me laugh so much it transcends into arousal. You sir have won.

[ninjast4r]

Did you REALLY have to wear a suit/frilly dress just to have dinner with your family? Thank god for the 1960s. They didn't need the lame-ass story just to tell people how much easier electric appliances make things.

[corwinorr]

Jam Handy reminds you once again to always keep your preserves in a convenient location!

[BlueEyes7452]

This is like Three Days of the Condor. I trust no one in this short!

[verbusen]

"Double bag it Son."

I missed that line the first 3 times I watched this, very naughty line! Awesome!

[tsw62305]

"she's squishy, she's got the reds, what's going on here?"

[Stuurminator]

What entertaining commentary. Thank goodness for this electric Internet!

[dantesinporno]

There's a disturbing subtext lurking behind this short chronicling misogynistic, ultra-white, crushingly oppressive 1950's social conventions; Judy is guaranteed to have a bush the size of a hubcap.

I defy you to get that image out of your head now.

[ninjast4r]

@dantesinporno Why would I want to??? Mmmm...........

[Chillazilla2]

@dantesinporno Maybe she too needs to borrow dad's electric razor...

[Gjeorje]

I like to impress the chicks with a lecture on how time & motion studies relate to the kitchen environment. The "messages" in these shorts aren`t subliminal, it`s reality that`s subtley hinted at. (A fun way to get through the kitchen scene is to do the porn music BOW -CHIKA WOW WOW & gradually let it slow down as the suburban ultra-whiteness of the scene slowly strangles all passion & joy.)

[prettysplash5bell]

"we nazis we be on you by then"

[Phobos1313]

At least when Alex and Judy are married, he will beat her quickly and efficiently with his electric fist.

Offended? Don't blame the messenger... this is 1952.

[shinebox666]

"double bag it son"

[amyvonfink]

"Take your kitchen, ever notice anything about it?"

Mike: Uh, its a prison?

lmao

[EmperorFour]

i enjoy reading all the electric comments from the mst3k fans

[JohnnyC133]

Moral of the short film: everything's better with ELECTRICITY, including dinner.

[drzignot]

So the point of this short is that we should dabble in mushroom growing.

[KimberlySeven]

"Thunder Squishy" FTW!!!

[MattiasXL]

"Take your home freezer..." ["Get in!"] "...full of fresh, frozen food."

[DudeSinger]

Omg i think thats the same Father from "A Date with the Family" short

[wilberforce95]

"take your home freezer." "get in."

[wilberforce95]

"here you go, Daddy!"

[wilberforce95]

"here you go, Daddy!" "thanks, kitten."

[SoundsmithOne]

Has anyone noticed that the daughter is PSYCHOTIC?!?

[Zoso881]

@SoundsmithOne Of course she is... Shes a horny teenager!

am i rite?

[pretorious700]

This short makes me want to break dishes, I don't know why.

[einomega]

I want some shrooms now.

[liggytheauthoress]

that guy was practically having an orgasm when he was saying how good the dinner was...O.o

[fads90]

the electric sink?

[illuminatioracle]

squishy=wet

[invaderzimrules132]

Oh, I thought that Alexander and the dweeb with the glasses were gay and the whole short was a PSA about homosexuality.

[s1lverfalcon]

@invaderzimrules132 You're half-right. It was a PSA about how to "cure" homosexuality with an overexcited teenage girl and food.

[BaronVonGodzilla]

Judy: Beyond Thundersquishy

[FlintIronstag]

What was that even selling?

[Sauron338]

After watching the incredible journeys of Squishy Judy, I think I need to see Crow's expose on women again. That or Rowsdower.

[Beast9156]

If it don't work plug it in!

[Vortigern99]

The scene in the kitchen from about 5:00 to 7:30 had me in that zone where I was literally incapacitated from laughing so hard. Paralyzed with comedic overload... can this be good for the heart? I think no.

[jmn327]

"Take your home freezer!"

"GET IN."

[ninjawhale03]

2:54 - 2:57 "HERE'S JOHNNY"

[amcint01]

Come one, Mike. Can't we just get beyond thundersquishy?

[EternalGuardian07]

I'm starting to believe this is the best short they've done.

[Glitcher2000]

Seeing this makes me wonder how people SURVIVED the fifties. >_<

[pretorious700]

I kinda wish the Russkies would have blown up these insufferable people.

[ubergo]

Viva la resistance, lady!!!

[NotAGoodUsername360]

"When an appliance doesn't work; check to see if it's plugged in. That's the problem, most of the time."

OMG I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT! I THOUGHT ELECTRIC BLENDERS RAN ON MAGIC!

[hollyhuffstutler]

@NotAGoodUsername360 I would laugh and mock but I'm pretty sure 40% of all tech support calls today end when for instance, some idiot realises that their printer wasn't plugged it.

[RachelSummers777]

"Double-bag it, son!"

[EKS511]

@RachelSummers777 I love Crow's reaction to that. He looks at Mike and jerks his head back like "Oh my God!" LOL

[RachelSummers777]

@EKS511 Ha ha! I didn't notice that. ^_^

[corwinorr]

Jam Handy, reminding you to always keep your preserves in a convenient place!

[nonabliss]

"Judy....Beyond ThunderSqueeshy"

"I'm not kidding! This is really exciting to me!"

[Dacfu]

SHROOOOOMS WOOOOOOOOO!

[121BigRed]

Wow, when he asked her if she was interested in time study I lost it. If some one asked me that in real life I think I would fall over laughing. 

[uh0oo]

Shes getting squeshy. LOL

[OBCMUFUKA]

wheres yur upper lip lol

[thevintagerose]

What's so attractive about a guy who pretty much just lives to hear himself talk?

"Golly... I'm so impressed..." ...with the size of your ego...

[TheGizmofromPizmo]

His hobby is time study... back away very slowly.

[lonelysith66]

@TheGizmofromPizmo LOL XD

[singitjohnny]

I just noticed how crude some of these jokes for the short were.

"Double bag it, son!"

[watda74]

-She's squishy, she's got the 'reds'? What's going on around here?

Anyone else here in love with Judy yet? 8-O

BTW: Jam Handy reminds you to keep your preserves in a convenient place!!

[Thucydides2004]

That short was excruciating, even with the commentary.

[oscarX]

take your home freezer - get in!

[snipetracker]

7:17 This is why I love Mike so much.

[joaquindemancha]

I smell sex and... appliances

[rmssw]

Odd meatloaf, honey...

[Yeesha8679]

By modern standard, Alexander is a prick.

[Dulcimerist]

So this is a public service film for electricity? I know Judy goes through batteries like crazy!

[Longknife]

Why would Judy want a man that's interested in time study, anyways? He's just gonna cum in a minute flat and give a speech about efficiency.

[Applemask]

@Longknife This is the fifties, that's pretty much the best a woman can expect either way.

[Longknife]

"Don't overdue it, you'll give us the reds."

Teasing your sister leads to communism? D8

[soad19152003]

Where's your upper lip?

[raineandrews]

Wow...another female degrading short...lmao.

[inuzrule]

The hell are "the reds" anyways?

[robokill387]

@inuzrule communists.

[cuttock]

FUCK are they wearing suits?? I love wearing a good suit, but at a homestyle dinner??

[customcartoons]

Should I be getting all melty when I hear Trace, Mike and Kevin slip in the occasional "lemme work on that zipper", and "over here sweetcheeks"? Their voices make me squishy.. ^_^

[purpleshamrock17]

"Shut up! The men are talking in here!"

"now let's get those clothes off"

"that's a bowl, you know"

"I'm not kidding, this is really exciting to me!"

8:02-8:08 hahaha, genius Crow!

[kaerowyn]

Was the short paid for by the electric company?!? Holy crap!

[galaxyrock]

"Double-bag it, son."

[HerrSchenkel]

@Rafflefull Yea, I've had a crazy girl or two scare me off like that.  But that Alex guy isn't much of a catch either if electric appliances give him such a hardon.

[corvus13]

"Judy, there's an electric device I keep hidden in my sock drawer which might be of use to you."

[Gjeorje]

She`s not psychotic, she`s squishy. I love the way these semi-propaganda shorts are so dumb they always wind up having a character just spouting the sales pitch & forgetting they`re supposed to be pretending it`s entertainment "....So, you see Judy, THAT`S why the spectre of communism is our great nation`s deadliest threat."

[Dankore]

I love the way they laugh after the standard sitcom joke. "Yes!"

[MusicBySav]

that's what I need an idea

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

Hash brownies look good...

[DrSpankle]

Alex is such a tool. An ELECTRIC powered tool!!!

[podingl]

"how to grow mushrooms under artificial light" whats the story behind THAT being in the plot !?!

[EmperorFour]

damn that crow scream at 6:14 is so funny i justed choked on my pizza

[danielinraleigh]

"...something about growing mushrooms in artificial conditions. I might... find out how to grow 'em in the basement!" Yeah, sure. Just keep the cops off your tail.

[changyimei]

Is mom in the Guardian Angels?

Hurt, hurt, hurt

That's what I need, and idea!

[RobotPharmacy]

"Shut up! The men are talking in here!"

[KaterzTheMSTie]

So you see ladies, with you new ELECTRIC KITCHEN no man will ever reject you!

[jrmarrero96]

Electric sink?! WTF?! I was told early on in life that electricity and water don't mix. Am I wrong?

[mouse264]

What the fuck is an electric sink? A suicide appliance??

[ishouldplayzelda]

jesus christ, that was a short!?!?! i thought that was the feature.

[sokarsfleet]

Judy lived in this house for years and it took one guy how to explain what everything in the kitchen was, oh poor judy.

[rowsdowr2]

@sokarsfleet Yeah, she is just playing dumb, which in the 1950s, was seen as the only way to win a man. All part of the evil plan.

[TheDeadhead76]

so the point of this short,is that we dabble in mushroom growing

[lobsopdoy]

@TheDeadhead76 ELECTRIC mushroom growing

[ChaoticYak]

This is like 3 Days of the Condor! I trust no one in this short!

[civandalic]

So is this a teen drama or a long, elaborate General Electric commercial?

[suggsmvp55]

Where's your upper lip?

[doomtigger]

THERE WAS NOTHING IN THE BOLE . FAIL

[darraghtank]

@doomtigger you spelled bowl wrong

[DoesHeDieded]

Is mom in the Guardian Angels?

[devospud]

ahh a wonderful throwback to the days when being a good cook was the highest achievement a woman could hope for.

[livinintwilightzone]

I'm not kidding! This is really exciting to me!! LOL!

[andoconda585]

"Shut Up The Men Are Talking in Here!"