Skittles advert - Midas Touch

[kolboy757]

Hey, that is angry man from martin."Man...Sit Cho azz down!"

[SirDrMr]

What happens when he touches skittles?

[PXNDXWOOW]

Try wearing gloves. :D

[TheSlimeMachine]

That's awesome!!!!!

[MsTinytot15]

@Williamz177uk no cause its only when he touches things with his hands, wait I've just thought he said he couldnt hold his baby boy but how did he have sex so he could make his baby boy

[Williamz177UK]

would the chair turn into skittles?

[123lilylucy]

Weird but cool video

[koolkat0002]

what happens if he touches himself??!!

[Abortionshouldbefree]

this is the saddest advert i've ever seen

[OhLancashire]

I have to laugh when he bangs the desk!

[AshhBoyy]

what happens if he touched the ground?

[dannycr7]

How about if he superglued skittles together and make a pair of gloves... Will they multiply??

[remotecontrolbob1]

I want to do that to my freinds

[JessnAdelle123]

how can he wear clothes without then turning into skittles ? O.O

[KobiOfficialMusic]

SKITTLES GLOVES HELD TOGETHER WITH GLUE

[VzStudioZv]

If he ever touches himself, he's screwed.

[MrVideoGuy10]

Why would anyone employ him? He clearly would never be able to get work done!

[lStriker64l]

Wear Gloves

[horridshrimp2k37]

@lStriker64l the gloves would turn into skittles?

[lStriker64l]

@horridshrimp2k37 Great point :P

[icikle]

How is he sitting down?

[sec0ndevolution]

@icikle He's not sitting with his hands. ;P

[icikle]

@sec0ndevolution last time i checked, touch was a skin sensation, not just hands...therefore how is he wearing clothes :P

[sec0ndevolution]

@icikle Anything he touches with his *hands* turns into Skittles, that's why. Also... it's an advert. :P

[SpheredShadow]

This advert is awesome!

[mattyrosenufc]

I'd hate to be that guy, when he try's to masturbate.

[bdubb629]

still my favorite commercial ever.

[AaronDVideos]

If i could do that i would just go on a rampage touching everything.

[08sunbabe]

um, how is able to sit on the chair??

[crazyaboutdogs123]

@08sunbabe It's everything he touches with his hand, not his butt lol

[havstormer]

Have you noticed the way his arm changes race when he touches the stapler? Honest, his arm is caucasian while he's doing that.

[Rikku2250]

I came here so I could see the skittles in the shapes of the objects before gravity took hold, so I had to pause a good few times. Am I sad (pathetic)?

[sinkman180]

This ad is 4 years old?! I saw it for the first time 2 days ago

[HomotasticSpastic]

He's surely too old for that shit.

[giggidygoo17]

This is such a cool advert!

[DancealaPlage]

If he wore gloves made of skittles, it would make his life a lot easier. . . Sticky though.

[ArtArty1]

Has anyone seen this on air lately?

[xero907]

pfft, thats crap

what I TOUCH turns to chuck norris piss

[LilxDumbxKid]

What happend if he touches the floor? or jumps into a swimming pool?xx

[ItalianBlackheart123]

Angry man from Martin xD LMAO

[TashkentFox]

What happens if he touches himself?

[yaanuncios]

good advertising

[MrTheNerdy]

but wouldn't skittles turn into skittles?.... MINDFUCK

[DonerciHussam]

How did he make the newborn baby though?

[Shanethefilmmaker]

@DonerciHussam probably conceived before he got the midas touch.

[9t5Gina2k7]

one thing I have to ask, he can't hold his baby boy in his arms, but how on earth was he able to make the baby? :o

[dgbg13]

I think this is one of the funniest adverts ever made!

[megalo]

gloves?

[David1sBored]

How on earth did he manage to get his wife pregnant?! o_O

[JasonvanMews]

@David1sBored with his penis not with his hands dude ;)

[BiscuitSaw64]

@David1sBored Only his hands, or else his shirt would turn to skittles, wouldn't they?

[adrianeaglrck]

look no hands

[keyblaemaster]

@David1sBored maybe his condition developed later xD

[J4CKTILLY]

What if he touched himself,other skittles or the earth

[Tvisa123]

LOL I wonder if he what would happen if he touched someone! xD

[supersegafan123]

how did he get his tshirt on?

[CrazySim98]

uu gotta admit that is pretty cool.....but MnM's would be better

[kooldaug]

please please please let this guy touch Justin Bieber.

[ermaslv44]

this is a stupid commercial, just depressing

[99YOURFACE]

I wish this was real :3

[Lightshini]

@99YOURFACE You think this is awesome?

[GemmaScene]

what happens if he touch skittles? hummmmmmmm x

[Samjarrett1]

He should definitely invest in some skittle gloves...

[georgeman2011]

wtf would happen if he touch a skitel

[hannahdewes91]

what happens if he touches a skittle?

[iBlueBall]

@hannahdewes91 well, he WAS holding a handful of skittles. just sayin

[hyrule109]

surely the skittles he touches turned into skittles :P

[LOL17SGE]

such a awsome advert

[soulstorm345]

The Most Dangerous Super-villain In The History Of Super-villains.

[thechucknorrisraper]

what would happen if he touched a skittle?

[horridshrimp2k37]

@thechucknorrisraper nothing cuz in the video he touches skittles

[uni1cycle]

@thechucknorrisraper NOTHING YOU PRICK.

[thechucknorrisraper]

@uni1cycle I HOPE HE TOUCHES YOU YOU CRETIN

[keyblaemaster]

@thechucknorrisraper mini skittles?

[godzassassiinz]

How did he get his wife pregnant in the first place to have a new born baby?

[thuder30]

@godzassassiinz havent ever heard the story of king midas? he wishes that everthing he touches turns to gold and then he touches his daughter or something and she turens into gold.

[XxGothicBookwormxX]

I love how he just stops himself before he touch's his legs when he hits the desk ^^

[daleskill1]

0:41 RRAAAGEEE!

[sexyhotdog111091]

gloves.

[steevesk8]

@sexyhotdog111091 they would turn into skittles :)

[sexyhotdog111091]

@steevesk8 Touché!

[slimshady414]

Lul that was funny!!!

[PLAYASAAGAR]

What happens if he touches a bag of skittles?

[HairyPeople]

Yo ever think what happens if he touches a skittle?

[JakeBrehh]

how is he wearing clothes?

[Fummy007]

@JakeBrehh only his hands make skittles

[xCrimsonHDx]

xD Wow gotta love how britain cut out that last park with the hand shake we cant handle it :D

[eddyfieldhouse]

@xCrimsonHDx cheeky bugger!



[xCrimsonHDx]

@eddyfieldhouse ;) Dont you know it :3

[eddyfieldhouse]

@xCrimsonHDx We're just too civilised for that skittle man murdering nonsense :-D

[iGleavez]

I wonder what happens if he touches a skittle. Does he make loads of tiny skittles?

[mankind66]

How the hell has he survived life like this how did he ever land job without having to writing something o_O

[jackwebster1000]

Did you feed and dress yorself this morning? I didnt, made me laugh :D

[PhifaPho]

so many wasted skittles :(

[ambiguousheather]

Best advert ever. Ever. I watched it over and over, laughing just as much every time. Classic.

[speediigunit]

Funniest advert ever

[iwansworld]

I LOVE THIS ADVERT.

[ferr3t]

imagine if he touched the floor, the WORLD would turn into skittles killing everyone!

[southdotvista]

0:41 looooooooool

[2012ru]

if he turned everything he touched to skittles how would he have a baby?

[tamegomaith1]

Danny glover???

[nothinghappeningdude]

that advert is so good!

[xSaz1986x]

this advert is almost sad, very weird ad funny though

[ghilburt]

If he touches skittles, do they turn into more skittles?



[EnterTheFlea]

Same as comment above but I'll say it again. Four years? Ive just seen it for the first time in England...

[chuncy09]

Shame he doesnt change them to sour skittles

[sheepsize]

@mankind66 no the gloves would turn to skittles duh

[mankind66]

@sheepsize Good point xD

[brucelee12]

@mankind66 Gloves made out of skittles!

[mankind66]

I shall solve his problem.....GLOVES!!!

[freshPrincess626]

for a commercial about fruity candy, i always foung this ad pretty sad and disturbing.

[TitanicFanatic1995]

Imagine if he tried masturbating?

[joe4568900]

LOVE IT AAAAAAAHHHHHHH

[SpeckulAls]

Wait wat happens if he touches a skittle?

[assassinscreed112]

Haha, he can't touch himself.

[richmondie]

This is the most utterly terrible advert ever ever ever. What's with this strange genre of ads starring miserable old black men? Weeeeeird! Skittles, what were you thinking?

[jedimasterjack]

this has been out since 2007? I just seen it for the first time ever on UK tv just now.

[QuotetheRaven1]

@jedimasterjack Same here. First time in a long time that I've laughed out loud at an advert.

[Stoked1994]

@jedimasterjack Thats how slow and shit the UK is with everything media related! The US release a song, about a year later everyone in the UK think its new and great. Pisses me off! :)

[TheTCGLover]

Nestlé divided by 0.

[yerrrgnarrr]

so what happens if hes touches another skittle...does the world get sucked into a black hole?

[xTheDeathSaintx]

he never touched his girl with his hands ever?....shhit that mustve been some awkward sex

[tasteslikechildren]

what would happen if he touched a skittle? would that turn into smaller skittles?

[Steme169]

poor guy...never being able to masturbate

[ShellShocks95]

@Steme169 If He Did Try Would You Still Eat Those Skittles?

[daviessa91]

thought this was a new advert but still awsomme

[CharlotteMoran09]

AWWW! poor Tim he even has a straw for his drink :')

[Weirdfilms33]

Keep pressing 9 looool

[FatMack90]

what woul happen if he went bowling

[Mal3v0l3ntPhant0m]

what if he touches a skittle?

[TheBlootron]

If he touched the ground, wouldn't earth become an epic ball pit?

[milner132]

he could make a glove made from skittles, problem solved.

[Crozli9]

It's and advert! Your not meant to dissect every part of it :P

[GayIrateGamer]

Another victiam of the rainbow...

[ukmusicman2]

@hyper

If he touched a skittle nothing would happen you dumbass it's already a skittle

[HyperactiveSpoon]

What would happen if he touched a skittle?

[studioCR2]

WORLD HUNGER BE GONE, while im at it.

[studioCR2]

when i first saw this is literally LOL'd

[Airrful]

wouldn't his clothes turn into skittles?

[SpiderFan23]

@Airrful i think it's just his hands that are cursed idk though

[Airrful]

@SpiderFan23 hmmm What if he had a wank?

[MissSilentDisco]

This is genius!

[nikify10]

dude grab my penis!

[Desst98]

haha!

[TheTallant88]

what happens if he touches a skittle?

[princesslawlaw]

@TheTallant88 loool Exactly wat i was thinking

[93DOL]

Lol I made a skittles advert at college its on my channel and this advert inspired me into making it!

[killer600000]

Why is a guy who 'everything he touches turns to Skittles' working in a video store?

[ste305]

Whats the namde of the black actor in this? I can't put a name to the face ARGH

[lemonjuice]

What if he touched ground?

[sweetchocolate5]

I love this!!!!! im facebooking it now :D

[XAnimasticX]

how does he get his clothes on?

[PhoenixEternia]

@XAnimasticX he asks "did you feed and dress your self this morning?" so clearly someone else did it :P

[XAnimasticX]

@PhoenixEternia oh yeh! im so stupid :')

[iizCoOkieii]

if i was him i would louch everythink :D

[JonnyOneEyes]

How does he bash end !

[ARTicWeather]

What would happen if he touched himself...?

[JimboWizbo]

He'd make a fortune at the skittles factory

[JimboWizbo]

I think we need more information on the nature of his condition before we can realistically propose a solution.

[JimboWizbo]

@JimboWizbo For now I'd go with melted down skittles in gloves.

[listern2me]

But would his wife be able to 'taste his rainbow'?



[cookiecakes2707]

wait if he has a kid didn't he kill his wife ?

[SubtlyDifferent]

@cookiecakes2707 IVF? And the advert implies it's only his hands that turn things to skittles so as long as his hands do not come into contact with his wife she would be okay.

[lab32]

@cookiecakes2707 i think it might be his hands only...

[sos2121a]

@cookiecakes2707 probably ate her cuz she turned into candy at the wedding

[0MakeMeWannaDie0]

@cookiecakes2707 his penis dosent count :L

[instiinctsprime]

@cookiecakes2707 cumshot long range

[EssexMetalHead]

@cookiecakes2707 Maybe it only recenty happened to him. That'd also explain why he didn't expect the phone to turn into skittles when he went to pick it up.

Or maybe we're just reading to much into this...

[steevesk8]

@cookiecakes2707 i think he has to touch her with his hands, which he might not have done :)

[tristianhill1]

Why is this 4 year old (and thoroughly awesome) advert ONLY NOW being shown on British TV?

Does this mean we have to wait until just before Super Bowl XLIX before Kid Vader is over here?!

[lipglossgal]

@tristianhill1 i'm pretty sure this advert has been shown on British TV before. I remember thinking why are they bringing back an old skittles ad when i saw it. Maybe you just missed it the first time they started showing? lol

[DONEILL15]

*Man who can turn things into skittles*

*Touches something*

*turns into skittles*

*touches skittle*

multiple skittles*

PROFIT!

[EggoFreak]

I always wondered what would happen if he touched the floor.

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG­

[MyFudginBrother]

DO NOT TOUCH FLOOR

[LiteCastStudios]

This Man was the only man who could figure a out a way to kill chuck norris

[BoogsterSU2]

I want to do that!

[saxwreckingcrew]

i think that's Flo from the Progressive commercials - touch her