DJ Law, Legal advise for the mobile DJ. section 3

[hawkskyflier]

LOL!!! Now I know what I was doing wrong!

[DOGPOUNDBREW]

stay off the crack...

[rcmoot]

blimy! what the heck did he say? i am lost again!

[wrestlemaniac202]

WTF?

[adamprostrollo]

i love the tags saisages chicken and fat

[93chris9393]

ahaha knew he was jokin in the first 5 seconds. he cant read. he mentions in another video that he has dislexia. " i couldnt read to save my wife...life, sorry" lmao

[dynamic7684]

lmao, love it lol

[DawidWarsaw]

You see Jonathan: You are joking, but law is a law, so now audio from TENMINMIXES is cutted of ;) ...

But is this the best law?

[SamuelRaveDJ]

Your all sooo stupid, it was not a joke. if you see paragraph 5, chapter 3, book 352 it says that its not funny and you should all go piss somewhere else...

[kalapeshia]

wait till you all here paragraph 9, clause 17d... thats a real shocker....lol

[jigibao]

wtffff hes talking about?????? translate??????

[wadekong]

I understood none of that. Its not the the first time tho.

[ronbeat]

i ADMIRE LAWYERS

[ethostream111]

call your lawyer, because you're in deepshit.

IoI

[FunkyRob]

Uh, I'm confused.

I thought the fertility of the situation caused the stipulating amputee to regurgitate during the mastication process causing an entirely new circumference around the circumcision.

I am so lost now.

[djjayinferno]

lol. good one john. However, you for got about the unwritten law of djing... for example, If you are not in the booth ie a guest, don't go up to the dj to request songs or tell them how to dj, let them do thier thing and style. simple terms: "if thy is not spinning, the though shall not request." compliments and critisism is good. but let the dj work! lol... just my two cents.

[djfrayz]

This is of course not withstanding section 21 paragraph 4 line 97 which dictates the understanding of policy given for situations presented in pages 18-21, especially including, but not limited to, those expressed on page 21, wherein under no circumstances, expressed or implied, should this be the case.

[ellaskins]

glad you agree!

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[StaffRecordPlayer]

What, you wouldnt watch all your vids by even getting money for it ^^ ?

You cant image how funny that stuff is lol

You should really get up and visit the DJ tutor webpage sir.

[Binaryby0101]

lol?

[JelloOnline]

@djfrayz However, Section 4 paragraph 1 expresses that section 21 paragraph 4 line 97 need not apply in part or in whole should all requirements of legal agreement 5 page 4 are met and line 54 has been signed by said person(s) thus validating parameters 1-13 of legal agreement 2. In the event of a breach of contract all legal actions specified by section 8 paragraph 2 can and may be implimented by the signer of section 94 paragraph 9 line 6. 

[PSI236]

lol -how did you get hold of my insurance documents?

[bonybagpuss]

being able to of course live without 1 kidney and no appendix but at the same time minus the left and right hand would also mean we(as dj's)cannot perform our duties,thefore rendering the whole of page 19 uterly useless and should then by law skip to page 20 via page 18,unless of course you are without hands and must use your tounge.Regards Bert & Ernie Sesame Street

[bonybagpuss]

This is great news at its worst,because without page 19 there wouldnt be a 20 thus shortning the paragraph down to a sentance,if said sentance was shorter it would indeed become just a word or two.if subsection c,line 5 was not an appendix would it therefore become a kidney?

[PreteLangue]

So i can come play at the gig? Ah thats great men.

[RootGinger]

Finally I understand it. Thanks for explaining it so simply Jonathan ;)

[firexbomber]

LMFAO!!!! WTF LOL!!!!

[PRODUCERMAT]

yes indeed thats a direct quote from paragraph 316, subsection (c), line 5, of appendix (d1).... I know it well ! :)

[thanae]

I was looking for this information for so long. Thanks for finally getting it to me. Gosh, I have been wrong all these years...can't believe it. THANKS A MILLION! *haha*

[ExponentialError]

PAGE 19?!?!

OH THE HUMANITY!!

[EJ8civic]

LMAO!!! ok people that was for shits and giggles..so dont get all serious about it..

[krntagger]

...

OHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[xeviK]

hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah­ahhahahaha

[BROWNCHARLIEBROWN]

ALright I get the joke (Not) But what is the Law for Djs to play music. Do I need a card or pay some kind of fee to play, other peoples music at a venune

P.s International laws would apply for I'm from canada eh!

[djtommyo]

Thanks for clarifying that up for me i get it now

[juancho2489]

hey wtf??? jajajjjaa i dont understan anything jejejejej

[djdmc2k8]

Emmmm... i wonder if you played it backwards would it help?

[eitjeindahouse]

totally got it xD

[notsodeadlydave]

I understand perfectly

[conormang]

Hey detective, it's a comedy video.

A 2 year old might as well have written your comment, too.

[fmbighair]

:)  ha ha

[ellaskins]

I wouldn't watch all the videos even if you payed me......errm......erm.... ops!

[mattjumps]

Johnathan please help me i have a problem i sent a message to you via youtube mail.

[sameara]

eh its a little eh weird ellaskins~!!! haha

[il0x0li]

I'm going to talk to my lawyer about this.

[kevinklinkmuller]

wa ?

[21XL]

Wut.