Mankind suffers the consequences of sin which is rebellion and disobedience to God’s rules which are for the salvation of our souls. Sadly many will not be saved because of rebellion and disobedience, but it is God’s will for all to be saved. ‘Therefore tell the people: This is what the LORD Almighty says: 'Return to me,' declares the LORD Almighty, 'and I will return to you,' says the LORD Almighty.’ Zech. 1:3
I have a stupid xian quote. "There weren't any real armies until christianity came!" Yeah those pussys the Romans didn't do much, oh yeah accept kill your jesus. LOL friggen idiots!
Planned parenthood is when a couple get married and actually plan on conceiving a child instead of two kids banging one out on accident. Hence the pastor's ignorance.
You people need to realize that all Christians are not like this. Are you all this ignorant that you'd completey base all christians on a few morons..? They are just hyprocotic idiots.
@BigMidget06 Michael Jackson wasn't a pedophile. Therefore, I support him. He was a wonderful example of a real man. And fyi, I'm a Christian and damn proud of it too.
@MichaelJackson4eva9 michael jackson wasnt a pedophile? now thats a good joke. hes only been caught having children over to his house without their parents knowledge and not to mention his baby dangling. michael jackson was a nut along with being a pedophile.
Stupid people are to be found in every imagininable category of human being, including some people that despite their best efforts, were not able to cure their stupidity by getting any number of degrees. Sad to say, in all my browsings of YouTube posts, I have never encountered a group of postings and comments whose lack of true intellect and wisdom exceeded the ones associated with this video.
I always thought Christianity took you away from your "human instincts". Masturbation and homosexuality are prohibited by the bible. But the actual harmful things such as pedophilia, incest, and inbreeding, are promoted.
It would be easily argued that pedophilia is just as much human nature as homo/hetero sexuality. It's an extreme fetish, much like BDSM, that is ingrained in the mind just as surely as ones sexuality.
@MrChris7586 Actually, the Bible doesn't say anything specifically negative about masturbation. The story of Onan is often misinterpreted as an anti-masturbation parable. Onan's sin was disobeying God by failing to impregnate someone, not masturbation.
read it live it lol. has all the questionnaires there too. Some people think god is a women majority think she is a man and a good 11 think it has no gender. For me if their was such a being it would be you and I. Imagine all the possibilities of yourself that are beyond thought. People barely use 10% of their brains! Infinite power of human being or the energy or entity for me if there is a god being I am it
@Telacore Haha, I don't admit it around some people. Like hardcore christians that think athiests are out to kill them. Lot of those in South Carolina.
Southern Tennessee, born and raised. I am an intellectual among redneck idiots. It's constant idiocy everywhere I go! And all the religious crap...well, lets just say I feel your pain :)
This is hella funny!! I never knew that they let so many of these guys out in society at the same time. The standards of those special homes are declining drastically.
And whenever you get the urge to masturbate you can just yell "WOMEN" and have a wife-orgy instead. Then you can quote scripture and sing "Bow Chika Bow Wow"
Not only are these quotes stupid, they are also hateful. The good christians always let their leader get away with it. Denounce them or accept that you are really preaching intolerance disuise tolerance.
Not only are these quotes stupid, they are also hateful. The good christians always let their leader get away with it. Denounce them accept that you are really preaching intolerance disuise tolerance.
I have Faith in LORD God and I enjoy encouraging people no matter what they believe, I did enjoy your videos. I tell you the turth the comments that you shown do NOT speak for me I speak for myself and i will say if you enjoy making these videos then who am I to judge, I do not enjoy putting people down so I will say do not be concern about my comments or any other that puts you down only be concern about the comments that give you encouragment...PEACE
I remember that when I was a kid and went to Catholic Mass on Sundays they frequently ended the service with a song called "They Will Know We are Christians by Our Love." BWA-HAHAHAHAH! Are they KIDDING? The prejudice, hatred and bigotry of so many "loving Christians" should be reason alone to abandon Christianity and its stunning hypocrisy. The fact that its theology and dogma is insane and impossible is just icing on the cake.
@TheAtomicist42 What also cracked me up at church was that only minutes after we would all give each other "the sign of peace" the service would end and all the parishoners would madly jump in their cars to get out through a narrow exit lane. There would always invariably be people honking and making gestures at each other. The "Christian peace" never lasted very long LOL.
@beerbrain420 I left my first christain (not a spelling error! XD) church after its 'loving' members turned on the pastor for being, well, not batshit enough. It was one of those slain-in-the-spirit, jump up and down till you puke for jebus churches- and they wanted him to be more, and I quote, "militiant." I should also point out that they did try to raise someone from the dead. Guess how that turned out? Also pretty sure someone actually literally put LSD in the communion "wine" (juice) once.
@TheAtomicist42 LSD in the communion wine? Holy crap. But then again, who knows? Maybe a little acid would have opened their minds a bit, LOL. Your congregation to me sounds suspiciously like it might have been Pentecostal. Was anyone there into "speaking in tongues" by any chance?
@beerbrain420 Ohhhh yes. They called themselves "non denominational." I just wanna point out that I was NOT the one who put the acid there (I was friggin 13)and it's only in recent years I even thought about what happened. One lady caught the wave first and soon everyone was laughing their asses off! It all makes sense now though.
@beerbrain420 *strokes beard reflectively* yeah... yeah. I'm not really at liberty to discuss how I know what LSD is like though... ;) Should be pointed out that this was definitely the most fun I ever had in church!
@TheAtomicist42 Geez I wish I could have had that kind of fun in church. Nah, my experience was just boring old garden-variety Catholicism. There was one time though that the celebrating priest appeared to be somewhat inebriated, and when he meant to say "sinless Jesus" he loudly proclaimed, "SINFUL Jesus!!!" It took almost a minute before he caught himself in embarrassment.
when all is said and done ..christianity will be remembered in history as a tool used by authority on innocent people to abuse them ,ostracize them , and bring them into utter disillusionment
"You can't get a dog from a rock. you, moron" - Kent Hovind.
... are you kidding me... like...really... he said that and thought it was "Right, Intelligent, Scientifically (not sure if thats a word, i can tell a rock apart from a dog tho...) Accurate?!" some one give me a gun so i can shoot this stupid mother fucker and end his embarrassment...
It really pisses me off how Christians automaticaly think Atheists are in cahoots with Satan. We don't believe in him either since God and the Devil come in a 2-for-1 package deal. So how about you Christians take your heads out your asses and listen (comprehend) to what we are actualy saying, as opposed to picking and choosing certin statements to fit your fancy.
"you cant get a dog from a rock" The funniest thing about this quote is how he probably walked away proud of himself. Well, he should be proud for giving us such a good laugh.
I can groove on the Jesus idea, but there are too many Christians out there destroying Christianity with their close-minded bull****... That's why I left the church and became PAGAN! It's the thinking person's spirituality! X-D
@GinnyStoleMyMan yea, no kidding. i say its gods fault that some people want to fuck the same gender, or a sheep, or a grapefruit. after all, god created them and he is all knowing and controlling. and yea, adam was made from dirt, why not a dog from a rock. the part of christianity i hate the most is the no planned parenthood and no contraception (catholic). thats why the world is overpopulated. they are either too poor to buy condoms or they are brainwashed to think they are a sin.
Why does it always seem like the weak-minded, ugly, never-got-laid losers are the ones who tend to be the most religious. "God loves me." Yeah. Right. Save your offering plate money and buy a blow-up doll. Probably much more therapeutic. Hey, at least it's real, if not alive.
Kent Hovind's quote cracks me up. Oh, the irony! He's calling US morons, meanwhile he thinks that evolution is about rocks turning into animals. Bahaha! How do these people not realize how stupid they sound??
That has a simple answer. They all think that there is an all-powerful being who told them to say these things, so they think that it can't possibly sound stupid.
1:00 That ought to cure the desire to masturbate, The bible is generally not very exciting, and about as sexually arousing as Roseanne Barr in a string bikini.
Yeah, Easy for you not to when you have 33 wives!!! Kind of like a drill instructor riding in a car along side runners and saying "Come on guys, if I can keep up this pace so can you."
oh well us athiest are pretty safe anyway we will go to heaven(lol) remember its apart of gods plan as is aids homosexuals abortions people dying . id like to visit the states 1 day but not live there as far as i know there are alot of religious nutters there
Can these people really be that stupid? Or do they think we are that stupid and will believe what they say just because they feel they are "important" people?
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I'm all about this, but if I'm going to make something similar to to this in order make fun of someone, I would have probably attempt to check my grammar, especially when I had used a song like "Dare To Be Stupid".
Not that my grammar is correct as of now, if I were to call out an entire religion, I would at least spell check.
i watched it twice... i didn't catch any misspellings, although i haven't run it through a spell checker. almost all of the text was quoted directly. any grammar problems were the fault of the idiot being quoted. he actually did a good job following grammar and punctuation rules to accurately communicate the way those people said those things. "i would have probably attempt to check..." is the wrong conjugation... you meant "attempted."
LMFAO your god can rest his mouth on my big fat dick =] christians are the most retarded people in the world i mean look at you praying to something that u hav no proof of because a book told u so... i mean cmon there is no way any human being knows of nay religion, if jesus was even real he was insane. lets say i were to promote a new religion and say that i was the son of a god ude throw stones at me and call me crazy too wuldnt u? =]
Flog the Dolphin, jerk the squirt, pound the poker, punch the clown, quack the duck, rub the magic wand, spank the monkey, feel the flop hose, tickle the midgit, mustard the frank, walk the dog, free the willie, slap the fish, crack the whip. Jack the one eyed jimmy, polish the wood, wack the mole, pull the pole, swab the deck, crown the king, wipe the pole, find Jimmy Hoffa, beat the meat, clean the pickle, surf the weiner, walk the puppy!
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no matter how much you sin or what you do Jesus still loves you so much. its impossible to love as much as he does. he died on a cross for you and they nailed his hands to the cross. and he didn't have to he prayed to God "Father your will be done." Jesus loves YOU! John 3:16 & Romans 3:23-25
Yeah, on one account. All the different accounts recall him saying different things. "Oh father, why have YOU foresaken me?". "Forgive THEM father, for they know not what they do". So who is he saying killed/condemned him? God or the people? And yes, in one of them he says "your will be done" or whatever, which kinda sorta seems to DIRECTLY CONTRADICT his query of "oh god, why do I have to suffer this torment?". The bible is not a reliable source of information just because it calls itself true.
OOGA-BOOGA!! BIG MAN IN SKY SMASH YOU WITH LIGHTNING!! Seriously. I hope I live to see the day when most people cast this superstitious crap aside and start thinking for themselves, instead of believing everything they're taught and told is true. Of course, "Faith," that precious little crutch, tells Theists to believe what they're told without question, and this keeps them from using their minds to make spiritual decisions for themselves.
@TheTupacolypse he is coming back..and you better be ready when he does..you no good sinner! lol...hes gonna smite your ass ..and you wont be allowed into the kingdom of eggnog and toys!! hahahah!!!
Jimmy Swaggart denounced Evolutionary Biology... then celebrated by having dirty monkey sex with a prostitute on Airline Highway.
CO2Junkie 1 day ago
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scotttebben 1 day ago
Mankind suffers the consequences of sin which is rebellion and disobedience to God’s rules which are for the salvation of our souls. Sadly many will not be saved because of rebellion and disobedience, but it is God’s will for all to be saved. ‘Therefore tell the people: This is what the LORD Almighty says: 'Return to me,' declares the LORD Almighty, 'and I will return to you,' says the LORD Almighty.’ Zech. 1:3
KingdomSeeker2012 1 month ago
WTF was that song
SuicideElijah 2 months ago
The Christians myth is exceptionally fragile as apposed to their heads which are exceptionally hard.
scotttebben 6 months ago
@scotttebben Did you make that up??? It's wonderful!
sciencelives2000 1 day ago
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@sciencelives2000
Yes It is my quote and thanks for the complement.
scotttebben 1 day ago
Very funny, and kinda scary too. Has anyone seen a good Christian teenager yell, "Stop" and then start quoting the Bible or singing hymns? Me neither.
Twisted fact: the US states with the highest per capita online porn site subscriptions are the most overtly Christian ones.
ChipArgyle 6 months ago
@ChipArgyle Not suprising at all.
LOVESHOTLOVESHOT 1 day ago
Re: Joseph Smith . . . Do you really want people thinking about raping and incest when they are on the verge of masturbation?
rmcdaniel423 6 months ago
Religion is bad for you.
lancethrustworthy 7 months ago
I have a stupid xian quote. "There weren't any real armies until christianity came!" Yeah those pussys the Romans didn't do much, oh yeah accept kill your jesus. LOL friggen idiots!
Boudiga 7 months ago
@bushiyo2 Stfu i posted that one month ago foo im already over it retard ;D
Totallyepicdood 7 months ago
@bushiyo2 Stfu
Totallyepicdood 7 months ago
Recite a portion of the bible to prevent masturbation? How about the Song of Solomon? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! ROFLMFAO!!!
MrMZaccone 7 months ago
well hunger in a way can be a good motivator. Tho it is not a good thing.
Cogitatio023 7 months ago
@khakisandatee
Oh I see. I though he was asking what the notion of planned parenthood was.
cygnusfloyd 8 months ago
'Hunger can be a positive motivator' said by a bitch with a fat face.
abby495 9 months ago 2
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wow whoever did this videois retarded fer sure lolol!
PATHETIC! -____-' ...was this supposed to be funny? well its not.
Totallyepicdood 9 months ago
wow whoever did this videois retarded fer sure lolol!
PATHETIC! -____-' ...was this supposed to be funny? well its not
Totallyepicdood 9 months ago
wow whoever did this videois retarded fer sure lolol!
PATHETIC! -____-' NOT all the cristians are like this aand why the hell pick on christians?!
everybody have there own beliefs dumbass.
-__-"
Totallyepicdood 9 months ago
@Totallyepicdood That's correct, everyone has their own beliefs.
It's just that yours are completely stupid. And you make yourself look stupid when you buy into this obvious bullshit.
Your god isn't real. When will you just get the fuck over it?
bushiyo2 7 months ago
wow whoever did this videois retarded fer sure lolol!
PATHETIC! -____-'
Totallyepicdood 9 months ago
NO 1 KNOWS FOR SURE UR ALL WRONG AND SO AM I!!!
spartainB55 9 months ago
I cannot judge on 1:22
I have no idea what's planned parenthood....
Jewl122 10 months ago
@Jewl122
Planned parenthood is when a couple get married and actually plan on conceiving a child instead of two kids banging one out on accident. Hence the pastor's ignorance.
cygnusfloyd 10 months ago
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:56, lol, guess what i did?
alinkyng 11 months ago
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Christians are so ridiculous. >.>
TheDeadGunslinger 11 months ago
You people need to realize that all Christians are not like this. Are you all this ignorant that you'd completey base all christians on a few morons..? They are just hyprocotic idiots.
classicdisneyluver1 1 year ago
@classicdisneyluver1 But the hypocritic morons that run the country...
AkaiTsukiShimitsu 1 year ago
hahahaha, thank you for that video!
KateDANMIT 1 year ago
Once again, this goes to show the ignorance of atheists. I'm going to pray for God to convert you guys!
MichaelJackson4eva9 1 year ago
@MichaelJackson4eva9 Silly troll
Unluck9000 1 year ago
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@Unluck9000 fyi I'm not a troll, dumbass
MichaelJackson4eva9 1 year ago
@MichaelJackson4eva9 haha! you should be quoted in this video also! lmfao!
XenMonkey13 1 year ago
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@XenMonkey13 don't u dare!!!!!!
MichaelJackson4eva9 1 year ago
@MichaelJackson4eva9 well you're definitely christian since your name shows your support for pedophiles.
BigMidget06 1 year ago
@BigMidget06 Michael Jackson wasn't a pedophile. Therefore, I support him. He was a wonderful example of a real man. And fyi, I'm a Christian and damn proud of it too.
MichaelJackson4eva9 1 year ago
@MichaelJackson4eva9 michael jackson wasnt a pedophile? now thats a good joke. hes only been caught having children over to his house without their parents knowledge and not to mention his baby dangling. michael jackson was a nut along with being a pedophile.
BigMidget06 1 year ago
Wow IQ <60 much?
dutchbb1979 1 year ago
It never stops. Funny scary shit. The sickness of ignorance, forced ignorance and child abuse
MISTERASMODEUS 1 year ago
Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson and Kent didn't like this video
laxguy22655 1 year ago
Stupid people are to be found in every imagininable category of human being, including some people that despite their best efforts, were not able to cure their stupidity by getting any number of degrees. Sad to say, in all my browsings of YouTube posts, I have never encountered a group of postings and comments whose lack of true intellect and wisdom exceeded the ones associated with this video.
CLARKPEST 1 year ago
I always thought Christianity took you away from your "human instincts". Masturbation and homosexuality are prohibited by the bible. But the actual harmful things such as pedophilia, incest, and inbreeding, are promoted.
MrChris7586 1 year ago 16
@MrChris7586
It would be easily argued that pedophilia is just as much human nature as homo/hetero sexuality. It's an extreme fetish, much like BDSM, that is ingrained in the mind just as surely as ones sexuality.
Masterkavi 7 months ago
@MrChris7586 Great point!
LOVESHOTLOVESHOT 1 day ago
@MrChris7586 Actually, the Bible doesn't say anything specifically negative about masturbation. The story of Onan is often misinterpreted as an anti-masturbation parable. Onan's sin was disobeying God by failing to impregnate someone, not masturbation.
ChipArgyle 7 hours ago
hey, hey Christians.... DARE TO BE STUPID?
javonne 1 year ago
1:03 Fuck that shit, I'd rather masturbate
DoctorFJK 1 year ago
Wow, that was just a little scary ... o_0
cocolossal69 1 year ago
Christians are a sad excuse fir human life
Afraid0fGhosts 1 year ago 4
WoW
billygundum 1 year ago
read it live it lol. has all the questionnaires there too. Some people think god is a women majority think she is a man and a good 11 think it has no gender. For me if their was such a being it would be you and I. Imagine all the possibilities of yourself that are beyond thought. People barely use 10% of their brains! Infinite power of human being or the energy or entity for me if there is a god being I am it
Jukoe08 1 year ago
Most of the world is atheist in America its a whopping 12% :( damn fuckheads
Jukoe08 1 year ago
@Jukoe08 Most of this world is not atheist, nor is 12% of America atheistic.
BleakandDead 1 year ago
@BleakandDead
--atheism.about.com/b/2004/12/02/how-many-atheists-in-america.htm --
Jukoe08 1 year ago
@Jukoe08 92% of all statistics are made up. And, are you insane? I already know that mankind is it's own god, figuritively and literally.
BleakandDead 1 year ago
@BleakandDead actually its probably more than 12%. thousands of people are atheistic, but wont admit it. its a sad denial.
Telacore 1 year ago
@Telacore Haha, I don't admit it around some people. Like hardcore christians that think athiests are out to kill them. Lot of those in South Carolina.
BleakandDead 1 year ago
@BleakandDead Oh, don't get me started :P
Southern Tennessee, born and raised. I am an intellectual among redneck idiots. It's constant idiocy everywhere I go! And all the religious crap...well, lets just say I feel your pain :)
Telacore 1 year ago
@BleakandDead
They think atheists are trying to kill them? Really? They think that? ha ha ha
jfeltes2 1 year ago
@Jukoe08 No sir, YOU are the ignorant fuckhead :)
rileaciousD 1 year ago
where did you get this info from?
DerektheDuctTape 1 year ago
This is hella funny!! I never knew that they let so many of these guys out in society at the same time. The standards of those special homes are declining drastically.
hellsbellstollforyou 1 year ago
Kent Hovind is my favourite creationist. He's so funny to listen to...
Pollypo66 1 year ago
*face palm*
joeobo1 1 year ago
And whenever you get the urge to masturbate you can just yell "WOMEN" and have a wife-orgy instead. Then you can quote scripture and sing "Bow Chika Bow Wow"
tikifreakazoid 1 year ago
@tikifreakazoid How 'bout this? When you have the urge to masturbate, think about Sarah Palin. You won't touch your genitals for a week.
gamingsoul11 1 year ago 2
Left the best for last. I like it.
TheAtomicist42 1 year ago
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Not only are these quotes stupid, they are also hateful. The good christians always let their leader get away with it. Denounce them or accept that you are really preaching intolerance disuise tolerance.
EXVN07 1 year ago
Not only are these quotes stupid, they are also hateful. The good christians always let their leader get away with it. Denounce them accept that you are really preaching intolerance disuise tolerance.
EXVN07 1 year ago
I have Faith in LORD God and I enjoy encouraging people no matter what they believe, I did enjoy your videos. I tell you the turth the comments that you shown do NOT speak for me I speak for myself and i will say if you enjoy making these videos then who am I to judge, I do not enjoy putting people down so I will say do not be concern about my comments or any other that puts you down only be concern about the comments that give you encouragment...PEACE
MADROGUE 1 year ago
christians are a silly breed lol
TheLostGuitarist 1 year ago
a dog from a rock? no you can't. but, you can get a dog from a watch. a "watch dog." or a sheep, or a bull, etc.....hehehe.
peace, lardo.
lardo444 1 year ago
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People like this turn what should have been the most liberal and free-loving belief into a crazy parody of everything it really is.
Illuminationplease 1 year ago
People like this turn what should have been the most liberal and free-loving belief into a crazy parody of everything it really is.
Illuminationplease 1 year ago
I remember that when I was a kid and went to Catholic Mass on Sundays they frequently ended the service with a song called "They Will Know We are Christians by Our Love." BWA-HAHAHAHAH! Are they KIDDING? The prejudice, hatred and bigotry of so many "loving Christians" should be reason alone to abandon Christianity and its stunning hypocrisy. The fact that its theology and dogma is insane and impossible is just icing on the cake.
beerbrain420 1 year ago 2
@beerbrain420 Verily sir, thou hast hit the nail upon the head.
TheAtomicist42 1 year ago
@TheAtomicist42 What also cracked me up at church was that only minutes after we would all give each other "the sign of peace" the service would end and all the parishoners would madly jump in their cars to get out through a narrow exit lane. There would always invariably be people honking and making gestures at each other. The "Christian peace" never lasted very long LOL.
beerbrain420 1 year ago
@beerbrain420 I left my first christain (not a spelling error! XD) church after its 'loving' members turned on the pastor for being, well, not batshit enough. It was one of those slain-in-the-spirit, jump up and down till you puke for jebus churches- and they wanted him to be more, and I quote, "militiant." I should also point out that they did try to raise someone from the dead. Guess how that turned out? Also pretty sure someone actually literally put LSD in the communion "wine" (juice) once.
TheAtomicist42 1 year ago
@TheAtomicist42 LSD in the communion wine? Holy crap. But then again, who knows? Maybe a little acid would have opened their minds a bit, LOL. Your congregation to me sounds suspiciously like it might have been Pentecostal. Was anyone there into "speaking in tongues" by any chance?
beerbrain420 1 year ago
@beerbrain420 Ohhhh yes. They called themselves "non denominational." I just wanna point out that I was NOT the one who put the acid there (I was friggin 13)and it's only in recent years I even thought about what happened. One lady caught the wave first and soon everyone was laughing their asses off! It all makes sense now though.
TheAtomicist42 1 year ago
@TheAtomicist42 I guess that experience took the term "Hosanna in the Highest" to a new level!!
beerbrain420 1 year ago
@beerbrain420 *strokes beard reflectively* yeah... yeah. I'm not really at liberty to discuss how I know what LSD is like though... ;) Should be pointed out that this was definitely the most fun I ever had in church!
TheAtomicist42 1 year ago
@TheAtomicist42 Geez I wish I could have had that kind of fun in church. Nah, my experience was just boring old garden-variety Catholicism. There was one time though that the celebrating priest appeared to be somewhat inebriated, and when he meant to say "sinless Jesus" he loudly proclaimed, "SINFUL Jesus!!!" It took almost a minute before he caught himself in embarrassment.
beerbrain420 1 year ago
when all is said and done ..christianity will be remembered in history as a tool used by authority on innocent people to abuse them ,ostracize them , and bring them into utter disillusionment
arkee71 1 year ago
"You can't get a dog from a rock. you, moron" - Kent Hovind.
... are you kidding me... like...really... he said that and thought it was "Right, Intelligent, Scientifically (not sure if thats a word, i can tell a rock apart from a dog tho...) Accurate?!" some one give me a gun so i can shoot this stupid mother fucker and end his embarrassment...
MattGAngelOfDeath 1 year ago
bush sr is stupid just like the rest of his family. its sad how stupid ppl really r
ellimist6 1 year ago
It really pisses me off how Christians automaticaly think Atheists are in cahoots with Satan. We don't believe in him either since God and the Devil come in a 2-for-1 package deal. So how about you Christians take your heads out your asses and listen (comprehend) to what we are actualy saying, as opposed to picking and choosing certin statements to fit your fancy.
ImaCaulfield 1 year ago 2
I know this is supposed to be funny, and it certainly is, and yet...at the same time I feel the most powerful urge to be sick...
These people run the country that I live in and love, and that is indeed a sickening thought.
AlaskaWolf 1 year ago 23
watch Religulous, best documentary i ever seen. Bill Maher is a true hero
MistShadow 1 year ago
hahah, the last one was the best! :D at least there Was a moron in the conversation....
Inkaaqui 1 year ago
"hunger can be a positive motivator" ? yikes.
inuhgungju 1 year ago
"you cant get a dog from a rock" The funniest thing about this quote is how he probably walked away proud of himself. Well, he should be proud for giving us such a good laugh.
ShiningAquila 1 year ago
@ShiningAquila tell him u cant get a human from dust or a rib, either.
850kell531 1 year ago 4
Everybody should start the day defecating on the christian god.
Oracular123 1 year ago
christians use the term ''theory'' loosly more as an idea or a guess scientists use it as something that has been proven
elbragocool 1 year ago
I can groove on the Jesus idea, but there are too many Christians out there destroying Christianity with their close-minded bull****... That's why I left the church and became PAGAN! It's the thinking person's spirituality! X-D
)O( Blessed Be )O(
NeoHiPPy1980 1 year ago 2
the most truthful thing i have ever heard from a christian "you cant get a dog from a rock" lol
guitarist7786 1 year ago
i hope jerry falwell gets aids and dies a horribly painful death!
BobSaget37 1 year ago
Too late. He already dropped dead from being massively obese months ago.
rblight10 1 year ago
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL 1:35-1:45
Seektruth1st 1 year ago
Hooooly fuck! Christians need to really look in the mirror and realize who the real morons are.
clipsryan 2 years ago 11
@clipsryan so apparently im a moron for what some paster i never heard of said... thanks..
lgreenl 10 months ago
@lgreenl You're a moron for following what this moron follows. You're welcome.
clipsryan 10 months ago
How the Hell does Planned parenthood, teach people to be gay?
Lol "You can't get a dog from a rock, you moron"
But you can get man from dirt?
GinnyStoleMyMan 2 years ago
@GinnyStoleMyMan yea, no kidding. i say its gods fault that some people want to fuck the same gender, or a sheep, or a grapefruit. after all, god created them and he is all knowing and controlling. and yea, adam was made from dirt, why not a dog from a rock. the part of christianity i hate the most is the no planned parenthood and no contraception (catholic). thats why the world is overpopulated. they are either too poor to buy condoms or they are brainwashed to think they are a sin.
mycrimsonregrets 1 year ago
The guy below me is funny
societysplague 2 years ago
Why does it always seem like the weak-minded, ugly, never-got-laid losers are the ones who tend to be the most religious. "God loves me." Yeah. Right. Save your offering plate money and buy a blow-up doll. Probably much more therapeutic. Hey, at least it's real, if not alive.
theknowbeing 2 years ago 2
Just yell "STOP!" and sing a hymn.
GoblinXXX 2 years ago
I guess she never seen or heard anone1use the term B.C.
M1ST3RHYDE 2 years ago
funny, i liked the masterbation quote, but the music was distractingly awesome! I love weird al!
caligulaincarnate 2 years ago
Kent Hovind's quote cracks me up. Oh, the irony! He's calling US morons, meanwhile he thinks that evolution is about rocks turning into animals. Bahaha! How do these people not realize how stupid they sound??
MeGustanUvas 2 years ago 3
That has a simple answer. They all think that there is an all-powerful being who told them to say these things, so they think that it can't possibly sound stupid.
myteethareshiny 2 years ago 4
1:18 the origin of HIV/AIDS in unknown...dumbass jerry falwell, whoever the hell you are...
commerceskate 2 years ago
@commerceskate
He founded a gigantic church in virginia and was a televangelist.
etowngftddummy 2 years ago
LMFAO omfg what a bunch of dumbasses I beg you people please don't breed for the good of mankind! :)
losartandeterment806 2 years ago
@losartandeterment806 ha its like the mormon duty to have lots of children. if you do you get to live on the sun or something. hahaha
narwhalfreedomforce 1 year ago
1:00 That ought to cure the desire to masturbate, The bible is generally not very exciting, and about as sexually arousing as Roseanne Barr in a string bikini.
AGrandt 2 years ago 2
@AGrandt
LOL
I also find it ironically amusing that a man with 33 wives is dispensing advice on how to avoid the temptation and urge to masturbate.
DoltMasher 2 years ago 19
Yeah, Easy for you not to when you have 33 wives!!! Kind of like a drill instructor riding in a car along side runners and saying "Come on guys, if I can keep up this pace so can you."
raistlin072 2 years ago 22
some peopel think the idea of Roseannes Bar In that is very sexy most likely the same people who think the bible is fetish people creep some are
kokofan50 2 years ago
@AGrandt I dunno. Song of Solomon was pretty raunchy for the times. It's pretty much bronze age erotica.
TheAtomicist42 1 year ago
This really cheered me up.5 stars
MrRagman2009 2 years ago
I liked the first one better because they were comical. Most of these are evil. Thanks for the vids.
Kapidye29 2 years ago
oh well us athiest are pretty safe anyway we will go to heaven(lol) remember its apart of gods plan as is aids homosexuals abortions people dying . id like to visit the states 1 day but not live there as far as i know there are alot of religious nutters there
fkngtwat 2 years ago
Someone needs to sodomize Jerry Falwell and give him AIDS.
WarrenByrke 2 years ago
You know hes dead right?
kyleds111 2 years ago
Falwell is already dead. we can no longer give him aids. pat robertson is still around though.
1337rofflecopters 2 years ago
I'll do it. I'll fuck that rotting corpse right up his fat ass.
redhotchili591 2 years ago
Can these people really be that stupid? Or do they think we are that stupid and will believe what they say just because they feel they are "important" people?
VicFerarri11 2 years ago
LOL wow these people are so dumb, it's shocking. Religion is for the simple minded.
robbaress 2 years ago
Hey...God loves you =)
TreySouthern13 2 years ago
I'm glad your made-up friend loves me!
raistlin072 2 years ago 27
@TreySouthern13
If God is Love, does that mean God Gods me?
rubberbaby00 1 year ago
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I'm all about this, but if I'm going to make something similar to to this in order make fun of someone, I would have probably attempt to check my grammar, especially when I had used a song like "Dare To Be Stupid".
Not that my grammar is correct as of now, if I were to call out an entire religion, I would at least spell check.
jovidiah 2 years ago
i watched it twice... i didn't catch any misspellings, although i haven't run it through a spell checker. almost all of the text was quoted directly. any grammar problems were the fault of the idiot being quoted. he actually did a good job following grammar and punctuation rules to accurately communicate the way those people said those things. "i would have probably attempt to check..." is the wrong conjugation... you meant "attempted."
dorkrock 2 years ago 2
There were a few spelling/grammatical errors. But even the dictionary will have a few mistakes.
onijester56 2 years ago
thats funny as hell dude!! you should have been included in this video!!
tomhank9 2 years ago 2
and brainwashed.
13luckyblackcats 2 years ago
some (not all) christians can be such dumb faggots.
13luckyblackcats 2 years ago
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wow. I'm praying for all of you that God reveals himself to you and you won't have to go through the tribulation... or even worse...
Gabbre321 2 years ago
well i will think for you
XavierDrake 2 years ago
Yeah... thanks... because WE SOOO NEED IT BECAUSE A MONSTER WITH 7 HEADS IZ GUNA COME UP AND EATZ US OH NOES!!!! OMGWTFLOLCATS!!!1!!
ArionaMew 2 years ago 2
LMFAO your god can rest his mouth on my big fat dick =] christians are the most retarded people in the world i mean look at you praying to something that u hav no proof of because a book told u so... i mean cmon there is no way any human being knows of nay religion, if jesus was even real he was insane. lets say i were to promote a new religion and say that i was the son of a god ude throw stones at me and call me crazy too wuldnt u? =]
Playmeforit 2 years ago
Lol, is that the best you've got? Seriously.
PenItFoMeYo 2 years ago
yell stop if you want to wank the hammer! LOLZ
Dogday113 2 years ago 2
Flog the Dolphin, jerk the squirt, pound the poker, punch the clown, quack the duck, rub the magic wand, spank the monkey, feel the flop hose, tickle the midgit, mustard the frank, walk the dog, free the willie, slap the fish, crack the whip. Jack the one eyed jimmy, polish the wood, wack the mole, pull the pole, swab the deck, crown the king, wipe the pole, find Jimmy Hoffa, beat the meat, clean the pickle, surf the weiner, walk the puppy!
imasockaccount 2 years ago 3
holy shit! Christians are nuts!!!
jtrubilla 2 years ago 4
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no matter how much you sin or what you do Jesus still loves you so much. its impossible to love as much as he does. he died on a cross for you and they nailed his hands to the cross. and he didn't have to he prayed to God "Father your will be done." Jesus loves YOU! John 3:16 & Romans 3:23-25
Gabbre321 2 years ago
you are right. "Jesus still loves you so much. it is impossible to love as much as he does." you're gonna be in the next video :):)
brownbigb 2 years ago 4
jesus loves me? What a pedophile!
FuckGod 2 years ago 9
Lmao.
Sirduckly 2 years ago
Yeah, on one account. All the different accounts recall him saying different things. "Oh father, why have YOU foresaken me?". "Forgive THEM father, for they know not what they do". So who is he saying killed/condemned him? God or the people? And yes, in one of them he says "your will be done" or whatever, which kinda sorta seems to DIRECTLY CONTRADICT his query of "oh god, why do I have to suffer this torment?". The bible is not a reliable source of information just because it calls itself true.
338dmac 2 years ago 4
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Jesus loves all of you. even if you don't love him.
Gabbre321 2 years ago
Jesus loves all of us? A dead guy loves us living people? Pedophile vampire zombie frankenstein...well, looks like we'll need to call Helsing...
onijester56 2 years ago 2
Nah, he only loves those who kiss his ass. The rest are left for eternal torture in hell. Lovely.
piip4 2 years ago 2
OOGA-BOOGA!! BIG MAN IN SKY SMASH YOU WITH LIGHTNING!! Seriously. I hope I live to see the day when most people cast this superstitious crap aside and start thinking for themselves, instead of believing everything they're taught and told is true. Of course, "Faith," that precious little crutch, tells Theists to believe what they're told without question, and this keeps them from using their minds to make spiritual decisions for themselves.
Ccomaffayod 2 years ago 6
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jesus is returning soon! be prepared
zerogravity11 2 years ago
Yes, soon {yawn} what was that? 2000 years ago? Yes. . . Soon!
raistlin072 2 years ago 4
I am prepared! I have a large wooden cross, shiney new nails and a special hammer just waiting on him to arrive so I can nail his ass back up!
fsm4us 2 years ago 33
fsm4us you made my day. :) im going to go use that to piss off some christains to see their true Un-christly side.
Sirduckly 2 years ago 5
@fsm4us Leave it to Thor!
EnchancedHuman 1 year ago
@fsm4us
Nothing more modern? The electric chair, perhaps?
WICKETSHAN 1 year ago
how soon?
Shogun57 2 years ago 2
I heard that Santa is coming back in a few months too.
TheTupacolypse 2 years ago 23
nope, I shot his ass last year cuz I thought he was breaking in to gank my stereo.
PopeHenti 2 years ago 2
@TheTupacolypse he is coming back..and you better be ready when he does..you no good sinner! lol...hes gonna smite your ass ..and you wont be allowed into the kingdom of eggnog and toys!! hahahah!!!
arkee71 1 year ago
@arkee71 dude; ill be laghing whan you relize the truth the when you die your just dead.
Sugardaddy501 1 year ago