You can't please everyone.

[LoganRoberts16]

I just wanted to note you can get team fortress 2 for either console in a game called the orange box which has half-life 2, portal, and tf2 in it.

[Linguma]

@LoganRoberts16 tf2 is shit on console

[Neomaverick12]

fuck you go die

[JakeEatsPizzaRolls]

I like this because i just had an experience like this. Im in 8th grade and i had long hair and i liked it. (im a guy) everyone said i should get a haircut and eventually i did. they all love it now but i dont like it myself and i feel like a sellout. This was a few days ago and i saw this and hit me home

[Skrirks]

"Go play cod because pc gaming suck." "Play more TF2." Play CoD on the pc?

[TheBoxedHead]

@ooglesnorp

He's mentioned in the past that he's a selfish person. Pay attention before you say things.

[TheBoxedHead]

I don't really care about what games you play I just love listening to the subjects you talk about and learn from them things that I most likely wouldn't have learned about or even thought of otherwise.

[TenthSgtSnipes]

Fuck the spammers, fuck the PC haters and fuck anyone who thinks unsubbing from someone is a punishment, because smart people don't give a shit

[GloballyImportant]

Pffft, I hate TF2, I just put up your video in another window and browse the interwebs.

[Sammystube5]

How does Obviously Jesus make me feel like shit about everything. Sorry bro but I'm only gonna stay around for the Team Fortress 2

[SocialMechanic]

@Sammystube5 Eventually, your self-esteem will be so downed, you will be desensitized to what he says (because you're probably perceiving it being directed to you). Then you will have achieved victory.

[Sammystube5]

@SocialMechanic I don't quite follow

[SocialMechanic]

@Sammystube5 ULTIMATE VICTORY.

[DeathDragon4000]

@Sammystube5 Well, thats your decision. He's voicing his opinion to his fans and his preferences. Dont like it, mute him. I dont feel shit about what he says, and I'm sure others dont either.

[MultiThecommenter]

what game is this

[kevinrudd1]

@MultiThecommenter team fortress 2

[bcbluecheese]

grate video i just sub 

[overthetopballer123]

have a duel com wit misterfantasmo

[ILiPsLidE]

Hey Jesus, play some console CoD, because PC gaming sucks

[kevinrudd1]

@ILiPsLidE Not sure if trolling, or just really stupid

[ILiPsLidE]

@kevinrudd1 Haha, I was trolling ;D

[ooglesnorp]

It's called being unselfish and doing something for your subscribers seeming all the fame and money they have is due to their subscribers..

[eskay26]

couldnt watch this after the first 50 seconds, you sound ignorant and boring 

[xtntrampage]

@eskay26 obviouslyjesus ignorant? obviouslyjesus has a higher IQ than your entire family tree combined.

[Bears0054]

Obviously Nuggets!

[M4A03assasin]

That was the biggest rant i've ever seen. But if it makes you happy....

[cew1965]

I dont think people shouldn't value your opinion but that by your philosophy, you shouldnt care if people do or dont. They just dont have to value you at all.

[BIGnotoriousBIG]

Gunns4hire on PKA "how many subs does he have?" *gets told 20 and above* "oh, fuck him then"

[xApacheStyle]

What Launcher is that?

[SgtPepperxD]

@xApacheStyle it looks like a penis

[JoelSoccer1000]

MisterFantasmo brought me here

[LeftyStylez]

This video reminds me of Rebecca Black.

[AbbasM00SVI]

What's with the messed up intro?

Fuck you. _|_

[MrSaintSoulja]

NUGGET!!!

[ItsRG4M3R]

Does anybody know how to see the full guns like in this video ? I mean that his gun shows a lot more and mine shows ony the tip of it (yeah i got "the original") i think you need 1080p but im not sure i've also seen that people using dead ringer without acutally activating it you can see it in the bottom of the screen, anybody knows and can help me ill be really thankfull :)

[GeraldoCockerhan]

I like Athene's approach more...

[burgulblaster]

nuggets

[iiJBordz]

shut the fuck up what other people post shouldnt bother you! and yeah im a nugget so what

[jinjanco23]

this video make me think without knowing that you're full of yourself

[BrotherRuckus]

Lots of people talk shit on Anon, why? Because they attract attention to themselves by doing so. D'aww, you need moar views? :< And you call other people sheep? I lol'd. Fucking sheep.

[ahmad0550]

FUCK U

[BrandonHattley]

Nugget!

[IAMTHELAWL9001]

WE ARE THE NUGGAS

[CoRoFwAr]

I'm the 2000th member of the Steam Fan Club :D

[KoolAidKO]

Jewniggers

[justdgafit]

nug

[LG1122mw2]

WARNING: Fantasmo fan base approaching

[CoRoFwAr]

@LG1122mw2 I liked Obviously Jesus before, but I knew you guys were coming, and I like Fantasmo too :D

[itskonrad1]

NUGGET POWER

[jcooltght]

CLICK HERE FELLOW NUGGETS ;)

[GRAHAMS95]

misterfantasmo sent me :)

[Leosafan]

I'm gonna please myself all day... for you jesus

[Omaly321]

Well what if you find "youtube happiness" from other people liking your content. So, you don't get happiness from doing what you want, you get happiness if you see in the comments/likes that a lot of people like what you are doing?

[drkdragon01]

The problem is that people want to monetize, hence, they will try to promote themselves, and to an extent, whore their values in order to make a profit. So, the idea of self individuality is lost.

[gamblersproductions]

I loved how I sent a message to a big Youtuber with my video titled "Non-cookie cutter commentary lacking CoD" He replied to my message thusly "I'm sorry but you'll never get big with non-CoD commentary." To which I will now reply after seeing this commentary "Fuck You,"

[DementedPingu]

What is your tf2 hud?

[gamblersproductions]

@DementedPingu Frankenhud

[DementedPingu]

@gamblersproductions Also is there anyway to show an fps counter?

[gamblersproductions]

@DementedPingu Download FRAPS trial version(Note:Trial lasts forever) but don't record. That's the only way I know how.

[DementedPingu]

@gamblersproductions Hmm.

Trying to find the right command since portal has one for fps counter :<

[Wingtale1]

Lol at tags. Sorry for commenting about tags that are about commenting

[xTimobaas]

You should make a video about wings raging like a little bitch XD

[TheCrazer666]

I just noticed it says Mohammed at the begining. I respect you and all, but please remove it, I'm a muslim and I'm offended by it.

[Infernaped]

@TheCrazer666 LOL Fuck off. You even hear the damn commentary?

[Lewismck121MrSidekik]

WHY is ur rocket launcher in the middle??? it looks messed up :P

[TheCrazer666]

@Lewismck121MrSidekik It's called 'Original'

[EightThoughts]

I AM A FANBOY of individuality.

[Spectre1995]

"And I don't want to insinuate that I have a chode"

LOL

[JakaSLO11]

I love obviously jesus , he doesn't give a fuck what peopple think, fuck humans!

[cerealkillerer]

I think that your resistance to watching those videos only makes said peoples penis's harder. Also your odd combination of hard logic and strong personality is great.

[ericrios1234]

your voice gives me the hardest boner!!

[alexq1350]

What I mostly watch on videos is the commentary.

[Philbertsroom]

what's wrong with your gun D:



[SuperAqua9]

@Philbertsroom He changes some of the settings so he can see more to either side of him. Basically he zooms backwards into his avatar's skull.

[canadianHombre]

I can see where you're coming from, put out content that you enjoy making. I think that big commentators ask people for what they would like to see is because they have fun pleasing the community. I realize you can't please everyone by taking suggestions, but I also realize that maybe they enjoy making content specifically for other people.

[wiiloveweirdal]

I want to start doing commentaries because it seems like a fun hobby and I enjoy making videos of anything.

[bajskorv1129]

you say that people should produce whatever they want and ignore people that don't like it, but yet you dislike anon

[MrObviouslyJesus]

@bajskorv1129 Yes, Anonymous has nothing to do with individualism. They're an individuality-killing collective of white kids who like child porn and feeling important.

[ColossalMudkip]

@MrObviouslyJesus lol? because you know who anonymous is

OWAIT

they are anonymous

[TheYeche]

@ColonSemi

Couldn't of said it better

[VinceOfAllTrades]

I can almost guarantee that these people who are asking you to view their content for feedback are doing so in the hopes that you'll support their channel (which typically means you enjoy their content).

So is the underlying message that if you wanted a shoutout, you should ask?

[MrObviouslyJesus]

@VinceOfAllTrades Fuck no, I don't give shoutouts.

[VinceOfAllTrades]

@MrObviouslyJesus You don't strike me as the type who would, but I bet that's what a lot of people will get from this.

[xCzar70]

@MrObviouslyJesus I clearly remember u giving a shoutout to some band on one of ur tf2 vids

[Ryd3r22]

@MrObviouslyJesus this was a great video. I agree. What are you accomplishing by pleasing others by doing something that just isn't you.

[plmoknist]

@MrObviouslyJesus

"Fuck no, i dont give shoutouts.

number 1 response ever.

[thefishindahouse]

can somebody please explain to me how i can get new items in tf2 without buying them from the store?

i have the full game.

[bilashhossain]

@thefishindahouse Keep playing the game and you'll get items through random drops.

[ThinkingWithPortals]

@thefishindahouse You can craft them using the crafting system, or find them as random drops while playing.

[ShaxAMV]

@ColonSemi I know you said it in jest, but you don't have to be a christian to love Jesus. You can still appreciate his philosophy and idealogy and venerate the things he's done (no homo).

[iwasunowimme]

i made 1 montage 6 months ago, have 30 views, 5 views a month, most of them from me cause i enjoy my own crap so much. i could do the old spam every big name to get views and suggestions, fthat. you cant improve on what you love. If you make something and you put it up on youtube it was because it was up to your standards and you liked it, not because you want other people too, if it was the latter you need to go do something productive.

[cHAppYHIppIEben]

My reaction is cute. derp

[cyrus233able]

What the hell is that rocket launcher?

[dowaJCLCJH]

@cyrus233able It's called "Original". Just go to TF2 wiki and read about it

[ShayVD96]

@cyrus233able its the quake rocket launcher i believe

[nelishoofd]

@cyrus233able it's called "the original", it's the quake 1 rocket launcher although i also looks a lot like the doom 1 and 2 rocket launcher.

[Thedarkpotato22]

I remember that game... It was a fun game that everyone tried to guess my nationality and everyone failed.... Goodtimes.....

[deidara655]

i fk kids

[requisim]

AdBlockPlus pleases everyone.

[museruls]

Does anybody know what happened to that flauxhd kid? Just curious

[ImRivid]

@museruls He makes mediocre CoD and minecraft videos

[lifeward21]

Mr. Jesus i believe your answer to one of your statements if you remember you did touch on it for a bit but the reason why so many commentators ask what do the viewers want is greed so many people are greedy and they beg you please like and favorite the video an i understand that they make a living but that's off topic but so many but it just get so annoying when people bump videos and other shit i mean let fucking society run and don't cheat well looks like im all out of characters hope you s

[IScH45I]

Its not bad to take suggestions, just not every letter of them. Or fuck it if you like an idea, then do it. In the end, trolls are the ones that end up laughing at ragers, aren't they :P

[redcthulhu]

Quake rocket launcher, haha

[Jaws1009]

wat happened to bfbc2 jesus? you don't like it anymore

[Capesports4]

OJ, any chance that you will make a commentary about your thoughts on buddhism compared to other religions?

[shadowfootball1]

@Capesports4 Buddhism is pretty much the only respectable religion. It does have some stupid points though.

[Capesports4]

@shadowfootball1 well the self-immolation as protest method sucks, but yeah pretty much

[npplscorpion]

@shadowfootball1 How about Discordianism? :D

[shadowfootball1]

@npplscorpion I was mainly talking about the top religions. The ones with the most followers.

[TabooZombie]

in the tags "can you not comment please"...no obviously jesus i will comment because you told me not to let you rule me with your standards :P

[Loudkillerbass]

I do enjoy your videos, but can you please remove Mohammed from the intro? Of course it is your choice and if it displeases you you might not do it, but I'm a Muslim and a big fan and I'd highly appreciate it.

[MintyHippo30]

@Loudkillerbass If you were a real "fan" you should know by now that OJ does not do pointless shit like this for other people. The entire point of the opening video is simply a silly little joke that OJ LIKES. You are trying to change his videos when they are HIS VIDEOS.

[Loudkillerbass]

@MintyHippo30 It was a simple request, and if I offended anyone I'm sorry.

[MintyHippo30]

@Loudkillerbass The thing is Jesus doesn't care what other people think about his satirical opening because he likes it. Listen I'm sorry for being so harsh and you didn't offend anyone, but you have to understand that OJ is not going to change the things he likes for other people.

[AfriedW31n3r]

Keep this up. I like your rants.

[dotters123]

Doesn't mean you should ignore feedback

[FaceSTAB411]

im an ametur and i have a small subscriber base... i ask for opinions, you know why? because i dont know shit about how to make a video, and i appreciate constructive critisizm(i think i spelt that wrong) for self betterment, ofcorse that is gonna change drasticaly if i get famous, but i wanna get a grip on youtube, a grasp of what is quality.

[Cohntent]

@FaceSTAB411 You're gonna get famous? lol

[FrameByFrameStudios]

@FaceSTAB411 you're not getting famous. about as much chance as jesus coming back and saving us all.

[FaceSTAB411]

@FrameByFrameStudios thats not my point...

[OptimisticNihilistic]

Hey guys, let's be ironic and criticise this video!

But seriously, imagine you're an author who invested years of his life writing his great novel. It finally gets published and you're completely happy with it. Then, in the paper, it gets a bad review. Wouldn't that be disheartening?

I suppose it's a case of humanity's longing for objectivity; we see someone who is perceived to be in a position of influence condemn or strike down our work, and our confidence in our work is diminished because

[SRVisG0D]

Lol your healer was Paranoid Android

[Lorenzo108Rulez]

doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo subscribed :)

[Blessed7O7]

I love your tf2 videos their really cool plus the commentary is great

[philipmcjim]

What if we simply believe you would be interested in viewing some of the content you put out rather than wanting you to justify our miserable content. (not that I have any content)

[6LittleHorn6]

Jesus, I want to bear your children.

[Richie249]

Hey jesus which graphics card do you have?

[MrBurnyC]

@Richie249 Check his channel.

[bsf312]

nice intro

[Zack4ttack92]

that opening voice sounded more like Hannibal Lectre than Aplfisher

[packerfrk]

God lord your voice is amazing

[MrFatboyproduction]

A thought full commentary :)

[Cubanned]

God damn paranoid android lol. He can heal me anyday.

[TheFuMasta96]

this was very well said, thats all i have to say

[Riorach]

Thank you for this commentary Jesus it was just what I needed today :D

[GoMakeMEaSandvich]

I wish more people would watch and understand your videos.

[ARomanianKid14]

obviously jesus you are basically outlining my youtube account life. i used to upload random videos, some i had no care for. i grew up and basically i post what i feel like when i feel like. i used to do book reviews (world war 2 esque books), one subscriber complained when i moved onto a arma video that i posted lately. i told them something similar to what you said. bravo mature obviously jesus, you are a very mature commentator swimming in a sea of greedy view whores.

[iAMChozoLord]

I hate it when commentators play games that they dislike. Then they upload commentary about how much they dislike the game to "please" the fans that want to see if. If I were a fan of said game, I sure wouldn't want the commentator to bitch about it all the time. You all know the type of people I'm talking about. They're idiots who should go play something else, not upload bitchy commentaries "for" their fans. That's stupid.

[BigKevO117]

lol nice

[jbzones08]

I could not agree more. You should make videos for fun, and not just follow the mainstream and do boring gameplay commentaries about CoD just because you want to get noticed or whatever (for an example). Listen to your heart, and do what is fun to do for you. I agree with almost every video you make, because I guess I have a similair mindset as you.

[LordTyrus00]

I often disagree with MrOJ, but I find his insight often enlightning, as he offers very well constructed arguments and cases.

Any case, the last few videos have been incrediblly interesting to listen to, so keep it up.

[TheWrstNitemare]

In my opinion, big name Youtuber's play different games to see if they happen to spark their interest's, people need suggestions to see if they like it or not. I do agree with you on the fact that just because there are dislikes on a video, that does not at all mean that you should stop making videos, anyway, keep up the good work, I'm loving these.

[SmokeyThePolarBears]

GoML I do 1v1 video Fuck The World

[Shineplawks]

@SmokeyThePolarBears Do you think FTW means fuck the world or something?

[SmokeyThePolarBears]

@Shineplawks It does...

[Shineplawks]

@SmokeyThePolarBears It definitely doesn't. It means for the win. Gotta learn dem acronyms.

[SmokeyThePolarBears]

@Shineplawks Dem it's a word by the way... Also you mongoloid, acronyms can have more than one meaning.

[Shineplawks]

@SmokeyThePolarBears "Dem it's a word by the way..."

Yep, that was English.

And the universal meaning of FTW is for the win, regardless of whether or not you're ignorant of it.

[SmokeyThePolarBears]

@Shineplawks Go back to your cave Troll.

[Shineplawks]

@SmokeyThePolarBears I laughed.

[Execrationalism]

If your standards are at the end of your erect penis i'd let them influence me all day.

[Execrationalism]

People choose what to watch so if you make what you want long enough people who have similar interests will stick around so you won't be as likely to be chained to your subscribers

[ABearOnAUnicycle]

is he using the direct hit?

[Execrationalism]

@ABearOnAUnicycle It's the "original" based off a weapon in Quake:]

[mastakillav2]

Btw Jesus you could watch my videos, but they are in Norwegian so fuck you :D

Love your videos and opinions

[MrSometingStupid]

@DiiSHoNoR No. For some people money doesn't equate to happiness, there certainly are people like that in the world, but for most it just isn't true.

Also, by design, Call of Duty berates you for dying, whether that be by lowering your k/d or ending your killstreak, so people that aren't very good or are just having a bad day at the game won't be too happy about it.

[EternalWarrior1988]

pleasing myself always makes me happy!

[mastakillav2]

Im sure Mr. O. Jesus would be a great dad..

[eivellordsm2]

I'm here for the com not the vid.

[WhereBeWaldoAt]

@ColonSemi

Oh, wait. I see what you did there. Sorry about that.

[WhereBeWaldoAt]

@ColonSemi

Jesus is an atheist too.

[roflmaolz]

If you say they shouldn't give a damn about what you think about their content but what you think is they should not listen to you.... What are they suppose to do?

[MrObviouslyJesus]

@roflmaolz They should listen to me on this because I'm not judging them with this video.

[Tjorvz1]

Holy shit, Jesus. What's your config for the connection side of things in TF2?

Your rockets seems to be lagging way behind, or is it a post-recording bug?

[RandomnessMaster]

:3