Bad Santa Butt Sex

[ViceCityVacation]

I could watch Bernie Mac eat oranges for the length whole 2 hour film. Pity he didn't get the chance to make that movie, before he went. It is the most entertained I have been in months.

[dmwrobinson]

fuck, he's enjoying the shit out of that orange

[zpeedrunner]

LOW BLOOD SUGAR??HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[GhostandAdog]

@cutiedomolover123 u r sick who gets a Boner off of a old Guy butt fuckin a fat lady

[Psifonian2]

Look everybody! It's soon-to-be-Academy Award nominee Octavia Spencer!

[RobertJ1966]

I think they died because they saw the last 5 seconds of this video.

[K47Clan]

Bad santa

[Jayreid6282]

"i heard the women screaming oh yea! n i heard his voice say thts right u aint going to SHIT for a month" dis shit made my day! !

[cadaverock]

black people EAT ORANGES IN A WEIRD WAY MAKING TOO MUCH NOISES ,AND IT SEEMS LIKE THE ORANGE WAS TO SOUR OR SOMETHING?

[Jayreid6282]

@cadaverock wat u mean black ppl eat they oranges like tht iim black n i dont eat mine like tht, probably tht was in the script thts y i ate it like tht

[cutiedomolover123]

Lol!u aint gonna shit for a week

[cutiedomolover123]

i got a boner

[TranceLucentEFC]

Hahaha Bad Santa is an amazing movie!!

[MegaMat84]

He made that orange his bitch

[produkkt3d]

butt fuckingc for life!

[ScootieBootie15]

the way he ate them oranges kill me everytime lol, R.I.P. Bernie Mac <33

[livingisaight]

lol john ritter's character is too funny in this movie. what's the deal tho. is an impotent guy or something? why's he get so down everytime bernie mac talks about sex? anyone know?

[ErikIsInThaHouse]

"you ain't gonna shit right for a week" :D

[sk8smoke21]

thats rite i forgot to ake my pills

[3456frankie]

I typed in 'Christmas Butt Secks' to find this.

[MasonicVlogs]

eatting oranges like a fucking boss(litteraly the boss)

[KronosTheDeejay]

I love that everyone here loves the exact same details as I do! How many of you also like pot?..... HAHAHA I just saw @209BluntSmoker 's name,

[abcjc1]

thats what every man wants 2 hear his woman say during butt sex , "keep going!!!"

[Mr40acresandamule]

@abcjc1 She loves getting her shit packed in.

[209BluntSmoker]

lol the guy with the glasses acts like a pussy

[thatswhatisaidyeah]

It was funny how John Ritter said "month", instead of "week". LOL!

[mlewalle003]

I love how he almost chokes on his orange.

[desotowright]

Much love to John Ritter and Bernie Mac, miss you both.

[nacopizza]

he just got low blood sugar lol

[tthomaselli2]

4 people arn't gonna shit right for a week.

[AreaCode978]

Hah his "yeah...oh yeah" kills me every time.

[THETANK249]

She got a nice ass for Anal sex

[Juliabug8301]

this is all wrong santa u need to be fat

[Invincible6972]

I just noticed we watched a scene with two actors who are both dead. R.I.P John and Bernie.

[lonesomewildgoaveo]

You are my idol of Butt Sex Santa jajaja

[sleomazzola]

The looks on Bernie Mac's face kill me, fucking hilarious.

[chitsweire]

"Look I've boned a lot of fat chicks in my time, sure, but uh, as far as I can recall, I've never fornicated anybody."

[2837sharding]

uh uh screw you willie and your kinky ass!

last time i didnt shit well for a week.

LMAO

[JOHNANDBOO]

fuck bernie mac its SANTA not either prick you people are talking about.BILLY BOB THORTON HE'S DA MAN LOOK AT ANGELINA JOLIE ? NICE PIECE OF ASS AND MOUTH ?

[sleomazzola]

Bernie Mac is the man.

[n00bs4ib0t133]

RIP john ritter and bernie mac

[NoLifeTehRs]

one minute barney mac feet are on the next then they aren't at 1:19

[youngglo000]

The best part is at 0:30

[haloreach111]

ahhhh this is dumb. (go to bookmarks) porn

[ATLchucktaylor90]

LMAO at 2:35 you can hear Bernie choking on a seed!

[nativewizard]

my favorite line of the whole film is john ritter saying: "but thin fingers not the...(gulps) fat sausage fingers"

[Pedroxpvista]

"Fucks large women.. What can i say?!"

[ayeo0itsbes]

2:33 LMFAO.

[donza1984]

2:31. best

[superthundereagle]

2 Dead guys wow

[teKnozombie]

bernie mac is REALLY enjoying that orange.

[nrgize100]

RIP two Greats John Ritter and Bernie Mac!

[M2490311]

YEAAAAAAAH! OH YEAAAAH! Hahahahahahaha

[reg805]

you aint going to s .h.i.t right for months LMAO

[NoSleepSheep]

1:27...

best part of the movie.

[edinscot56789]

Is Willie fucking the hot waitress in the dressing room, or someone else?

[xrdxex]

look ive boned a lot of fat chicks in my time but as far as i can tell ive never fornicated anybody ....lol

[ixgw]

RIP bernie mac

[tna19931]

i love how mac sits in his office, eats oranges and smokes cigarettes ALL DAY besides an occasional meeting LOL!

[mar88ia]

"Don't get me wrong, I was against the Clinton impeachment..." LMAO

[earl880]

John Ritter and Bernie Mac in this scene are priceless. I can't believe both of them are gone. Pure comic genius.  Both of them. RIP. And thanks for the laughter.

[bligrigs]

YEAH BUDDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[4583945]

2 people can't eat oranges like Bernie Mac.

[cleanhomer]

I'm going to finally say to somebody:

I recently dealt with this ASSHOLE who's a whole lot like John Ritter's manager character here- but the asshole is creepier & ruder, this Ritter's is actually alright.

The asshole was dealing with a situation between me & a woman, but refused to give my side a fair hearing & forgetting that some women can be pretty stupid!

[LukeCage29]

"that's right you ain't going to......s-h-i-t right for a month."

[zaftra]

just superb, down to the last swallow.

[Evileater]

haha that face at 2:31

[mimmar3891]

LOL, the John Ritter and Bernie Mac scenes are the best part of Bad Santa. Hard to believe they both did too young.

But on a happier note, I bet they had so much fun with these scenes and it must have been so hard for both of them to keep straight faces! At 2:33 I think John was smiling a bit. :) Love that face.

[mimmar3891]

@mimmar3891 That should say died, not did. :)

The description says he's having sex with a prostitute, but I thought the implication of him being in the plus size section, and of the woman being described as heavyset, was that she was a random shopper that he found.

[zaftra]

@mimmar3891 If you have or get the dvd, there is an out take reel. These two are priceless in it. Trying to get through this scene.

[verynice420]

Fact: Santa is the prostitutes saint

[eldonarkuo]

greeatest xmas movie ever

[Evileater]

haha bernier macs face when ritter says "i was in womans big and tall"

[4583945]

I'll bet everybody wishes they could eat oranges like Bernie Mac

[Armageddon1986]

lolol love this movie

[mallix2000]

Bernie Mac makes eating an orange funny

[KevinDFuller94]

@mallix2000 Yeah the way he looks at John Ritter when he's eating the orange is priceless R.I.P Bernie Mac & John Ritter two of the greatest.

[keilanmann]

AHHH MAN LOOK AT HIS FACE AT 2:32

[nachoking54]

You ain't going to, "s-h-i-t," right for a week.

[sfgiants160]

@nachoking54 he says a month not week

[nachoking54]

@sfgiants160 Awesome thank you.

[sfgiants160]

@nachoking54 sure 

[philipkaka]

bernie mac's face makes me die of laughter

[doyouseetheirony]

bernie mac eating an orange is amazing.

[TheEvilelvis89]

"santa fucking someone in the ass" that line always has me rolling ha ha ha !!

[bubediscuss]

Hey Opal...

[Hylgar]

"Well, sure... Santa fuckin someone in tha ass..." LOL

[HuckeysWorld]

i grew up watching john ritter. and its hilarious seeing him in this movie......rip john ritter

[Ellement90]

OMG I did the exact same shit with my gf and same place lool whatta deja vu type shit LOL

I butt fucked my gf in a victorias secret changeroom after school. shes so fucking sexy when buttfucking her with her uniform and skirt on. oh and the fact that she's a skater type girl which makes it even more hot. lol sorry i just love sharing my awesome sex experience which relates so much to this sex scene xD

[HipHopJun]

Joe the sailor?? lol

[bdshank]

the face he makes at 2:32 is funny as hell

[Modernhalogears]

lol that well funny

[TheZodiacPrincess]

"Willy here has low blood sugar." Hmmm...I wonder how many men actually tried using that line on women.

[cometogether4peace]

RIP John Ritter and Bernie Mac

[fa18chornet]

@cometogether4peace : two gotdamn Excellent actors... :D

[peter8099]

That lady is a prostitute

[joeparsons79]

Who would of guessed john ritter and bernie mac would be gone shortly after this movie. RIP. Two of the most funny men on the planet.

[ZWKA1]

why John and Bernie? why did you have to go??

[lukevalmurray]

RIP Bernie and John

[ST8OFEMS]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! CLASSIC MOVIE. LMAO!!!!!

[XajrXinRs]

lol "you aint gonna shit for a week"

[stojy161994]

Well sure Santa fuckin someone in the ass! hahahaha too fucking funny

[user747747]

Heavy set? Her legs looked great.

[greenhaze129]

'i'VE boned alot of fat chicks in my day, but ive never fornicated anybody"

[TheRx7sickness]

HAHA

[Lemonncloud]

Yeah i never got what is with Bernie and that damn orange in this scene <.<. lol

[Bigjohnnywad]

@Lemonncloud Maybe fiber-

[TheChum12]

I want to eat an orange so bad when I watch this scene. I didn't know Bernie Mac died!! May he and John Ritter rest in peace. I saw this movie in theaters. It's hilarious.

[ginlover92545]

LOL FUNNY AT THE END OF THA CLIP FUNNY!

[BebeLush2]

"S-H-I-T . . . " So sad that these two are no longer alive.

[mrbrockpeters]

@ 0:34 he says "Yeeeah buddy!" ROFL! Who says that during sex?

[elephant137300]

0:24 heehee

[TheSuirad]

look at bernie mac's big lip ass smacking hard as hell

[Theburn77]

"as far as i can recall i've never fornicated anyone" fuckin classic.

[KiamarMasterT]

It's kind of wierd when these 2 actors are both dead. And they were in this movie together.

[DarthVaderFTW]

"You ain't gonna shit right for a week" haha xD

[IamVocalization]

@DarthVaderFTW noo You ain't gunna S-H-I-T for a week :))

[2837sharding]

@DarthVaderFTW i been thier

[Mr40acresandamule]

@DarthVaderFTW Wow, he was packing her shit in!!

[TheAbsintheReviewNet]

LOL @ not being able to fire someone for ass-fucking at work.^_^

[obglobgablob]

Kind of job I'd want to be at.

[jtslady87]

Love John Ritter's "innocence" in this movie, LMAO.

RIP John, you were the best!

[TristanJacksonTV]

@jtslady87 you didnt support bernie mac and he died. you just hate him cause he's black

[MrFuckStick101]

2:33 is so fucking epic xD

[whitefalcon79]

@MrFuckStick101 John Ritter's facial expression there is priceless.

[MrFuckStick101]

@whitefalcon79  haha! yep! indeed!

[britnic34]

Brilliant movie!! RIP John Ritter and Bernie Mac

[jordykid8]

joe the sailor?

[dlmsuperdave]

you ain't gonna shit right for a week lol