Hi, Lisa, It's Me, Secretia Collins! FUNNY!! The last time I had stripes on my face like this on Ash Wednesday, I woke up face down on the sewer grate after a night of drinking Skyy vodka. btw - I wouldn't take SeniorforHcg's comment personally, I think he/she/it meant that Cindy Christ is the poor thing who God should have mercy on her soul. TFLMMYD!
@seniorforhcg oh baby I dont need ANY help from the likes of you. I am just fine and MY GOD doesn't judge or preach banishment as I suspect yours does.
MRS. Christ, I was feeling like I should give something up too... just because everyone ELSE was.... and I ain't even a church goer. Your hubby works in mysterious ways, he sure does! I gave up laundry, blowjobs and makeup. I tried to give up waking up like a biatch but that didn't work out to well, teehee! I was demoted to the couch. By the way, that preist sure knows how to ash ya! Niiiiiiice!
I didn't have any idea it was ash Wednesday, so I was walking around all day thinking people were just really messy smokers! lol I'm not giving shit up for Lent! I don't even know who he is! -Steven-
Well I guess I should give up something....Hmm, Lets see what should I give up. It should be something that i do a lot right? I guess I will give up masturbating. I will just have to go to the bar and get me a quicky instead.
I knew when i seen your fucking video in my subs i knew i was in for a good laugh. I just got fatter on fat Tuesday. I would of gave up my cherry for lent but i lost my cherry when Chicago was a prairie. Men do that to woman. I don't have anything else to give up. I refuse to give up my vodka so forget it. Fuck lent.
I went a little heavy on the communion wine myself last night, and I still have a headache. Must be a phase of the moon, 'cause I was NOT hanging out with your hubby.
After too many years of giving up things for Lent, and 20 days into it regretting it, (like giving up sex because I wasn't getting it anyway), some years ago I finally did it right. When it came time for the sacrifice, I gave up Lent.
It's still not a Bible teaching. It's from man. I'm aware of the Catholic faith beliefs. That practice was done away with after Jesus came to fulfill the Law once for all time. The Mosaic Law. Anyway, thanks . I write you all the time but you didn't write back. I thought you were done.
dobbs ferry must be going to hell in a hand basket...i didnt see one person with ashes on their head...hmmmmm...sad but i forgot...thanks for the reminder cindy :)
What do you mean Jesus is not here.!. What do you mean you give up your husband Jesus!. I give up my ice-cream for Jesus on Lent. Sue
xiangxiz 1 month ago
this isn't funny!!!!!!!!!!!!! okay. gods real!
11cococlover 1 year ago
gay
Straight2hell01 1 year ago
JESUS ISNT REAL BITCH XD
Gameplaychannel23451 1 year ago
uʍopǝpısdn cross is not good
anko8aug 1 year ago
Hi, Lisa, It's Me, Secretia Collins! FUNNY!! The last time I had stripes on my face like this on Ash Wednesday, I woke up face down on the sewer grate after a night of drinking Skyy vodka. btw - I wouldn't take SeniorforHcg's comment personally, I think he/she/it meant that Cindy Christ is the poor thing who God should have mercy on her soul. TFLMMYD!
SecretiaTV 1 year ago
Poor thing, God have mercy on you soul. You need serious help.
seniorforhcg 1 year ago 2
@seniorforhcg oh baby I dont need ANY help from the likes of you. I am just fine and MY GOD doesn't judge or preach banishment as I suspect yours does.
FatWagar 1 year ago
@FatWagar our god don't preach fatness also
dscrusader 1 year ago
MRS. Christ, I was feeling like I should give something up too... just because everyone ELSE was.... and I ain't even a church goer. Your hubby works in mysterious ways, he sure does! I gave up laundry, blowjobs and makeup. I tried to give up waking up like a biatch but that didn't work out to well, teehee! I was demoted to the couch. By the way, that preist sure knows how to ash ya! Niiiiiiice!
Clarachk 2 years ago
I just plain give up. :)
hknypaul 2 years ago
Thats the best ash stripe I have ever seen!
livelifealwaystoo 2 years ago
aint it tho!!
FatWagar 2 years ago
your funny :)
Gemmalouiselea 2 years ago
I gave up my virginity. lol.
ginger2O12 2 years ago
LOL
FatWagar 2 years ago
I didn't have any idea it was ash Wednesday, so I was walking around all day thinking people were just really messy smokers! lol I'm not giving shit up for Lent! I don't even know who he is! -Steven-
OceanTownPictures 2 years ago
Well I guess I should give up something....Hmm, Lets see what should I give up. It should be something that i do a lot right? I guess I will give up masturbating. I will just have to go to the bar and get me a quicky instead.
Won't that work?
Peace,
Penny
pennysayspeace 2 years ago
I gave up men. I know it's going to be hard....but I gotta try!
ItalianStallionette 2 years ago
oh no how u gonna do it???
FatWagar 2 years ago
HAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA Your icon is the BEST!!!!!!!!!
ItalianStallionette 2 years ago
Well you give up something to get addict to something new isn't?
mpolicia 2 years ago
Hey, you got some schmutz on your forehead there.
40 days and nights? Is he going fishing with Noah?
Im giving up lint for lent.
1DRock37167 2 years ago
I knew when i seen your fucking video in my subs i knew i was in for a good laugh. I just got fatter on fat Tuesday. I would of gave up my cherry for lent but i lost my cherry when Chicago was a prairie. Men do that to woman. I don't have anything else to give up. I refuse to give up my vodka so forget it. Fuck lent.
3slimdog 2 years ago
I went a little heavy on the communion wine myself last night, and I still have a headache. Must be a phase of the moon, 'cause I was NOT hanging out with your hubby.
After too many years of giving up things for Lent, and 20 days into it regretting it, (like giving up sex because I wasn't getting it anyway), some years ago I finally did it right. When it came time for the sacrifice, I gave up Lent.
anmoose 2 years ago
i never saw anyone wear ashes
falloutgurl247 2 years ago
Well using your own method I shall give up sex.
PoeticLioness 2 years ago
oh Lord!!!
FatWagar 2 years ago
Doing that to your face on "Ash Wednesday" is not a Bible teaching. It's pagan. Man made. Ha ha.
compassion66 2 years ago
It's Catholic and it's to repent
FatWagar 2 years ago
It's still not a Bible teaching. It's from man. I'm aware of the Catholic faith beliefs. That practice was done away with after Jesus came to fulfill the Law once for all time. The Mosaic Law. Anyway, thanks . I write you all the time but you didn't write back. I thought you were done.
compassion66 2 years ago
Every day of the week is FAT for me, and
I'm giving up "knowing it all" for Lent.
DebUSA 2 years ago
LMAO!!!
FatWagar 2 years ago
This is one of my FAVS!!!! Youre are becoming one of the funniest people I know!!!! XOXOXO
klynbrennan 2 years ago
I best be!!
FatWagar 2 years ago
I give up shaving my ass!
hallbe 2 years ago
LOL @ hallbe's shaving.
DebUSA 2 years ago
I didn't see anyone with ashes on their heads either... not many Catholics in these parts, I guess. Why is your cross upside down?
justplainerica 2 years ago
@ justplainerica
I didn't see anyone with ashes either. Then again, I didn't leave my house the entire day.
DebUSA 2 years ago
I'm giving up FatWagar.. lol
TheWellofMimir 2 years ago
whoa whoa whoa
FatWagar 2 years ago
its ok I don;t really watch your videos all that much.. .. :P
TheWellofMimir 2 years ago
hmmmm
FatWagar 2 years ago
you know I'm joking
TheWellofMimir 2 years ago
are but you got her going ..even if it was only for a second or 2
abominableangel 2 years ago
I think I am gonna be a big baby and give of the well!
FatWagar 2 years ago
and im going to have to claim stupidity .. i dont understand what you just wrote
abominableangel 2 years ago
lol...
TheWellofMimir 2 years ago
im giving up croc shoes hehehehe.
ddAdmire 2 years ago
love it <3
kialover123 2 years ago
HASH Wednesday yo!
bundangbear 2 years ago
woot!
FatWagar 2 years ago
hmmm, guess i'll give up sex.......... wait, my wife already did that one
halfpastprime 2 years ago
I'll have to give up facebook I guess. 'Cause I sure ain't giving up YouTube.
SkyFitsHeaven24 2 years ago
Lmao! Hey can you tell your husband if you could change that whole rule of not eating meat today! It ruined my plans to going to outback for dinner!
lacristina85 2 years ago
uh...you're doing it wrong! LOL! Wondered where you been! Glad to see you're back.
audionautix 2 years ago
dobbs ferry must be going to hell in a hand basket...i didnt see one person with ashes on their head...hmmmmm...sad but i forgot...thanks for the reminder cindy :)
paultinsel 2 years ago
Ha Ha funny stuff !!! I give up on crab cakes.
CrabbyTalk 2 years ago