Axe Cop Episode TWO

[katiekawaii]

Pretzel Head is terrifying.

[deimos23]

this captures the spirit that calvin and hobbes had.

[katiekawaii]

@deimos23 Yes! It totally does.

[1orwell1]

Don't let the kid eat snack foods while writing. Episode 7: Axe Cop and Potato Chip girl battle the evil Third Hot Pocket in a Row.

[NightHawk2497]

Genius

[ManekIridius]

What a great theme.

[acroninja21]

favourite headchoping-scene at 1:05

[GreedAndSelfishness]

WHAT THE FUCK?UNIBABY?!HOLY FUCK I DIDNT SEE THAT COMING!

[Huesenheimer]

I don't think this is the last we'll see of Telescope Gun Cop and Unibaby...

[lavaking]

Did Malachai actually explain what Unibaby was supposed to be? Or was this just your best guess?

[slbffslbff]

UNIBABY HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

[ecuabron]

duke? 

[ncs649]

Unibaby?! LOLWUT

[coolbluesinatra]

Ha! :) unibaby.

[YourBuddyMulligan]

Your sons friends in high school are going to look at this one day and go nuts. Freaking hilarious!

[AngieKanto]

Can you be my dad?

[TheAxeFish]

Brb, gonna become a cop.

[deityofanimee]

I've got a hunch this kid has a baby brother.

[zciryle]

I thought he was called telescope dumkopf at first.

[rpglover101]

But my gun even has a flashlight!

[Vrud2601]

Graphic much lol :D

[NAMEMEPLEASE]

This is better written than twilight and the transformers movies.

[theunsanereaper]

This serie...IS AWESOME! Epiic! Better than any comic book ever written 8D!

[RubbahPants]

I NEED UNI BABY!

[ProfesserMoriarty]

Axe cop needs to do a cross over WITH ANYONE! Axe cop should be the director of S.H.I.E.L.D.

[dare2dream241]

Where does a five year old boy come up with a story like that and characters like uni-baby????

[StarlightDreamer420]

@dare2dream241 I don't know, but this is the most exciting story I have heard from a 5 year old! This kid is awesome!

[originalcoolstud]

We don't need you now that we have a robot suit!

[jerrythomasfp]

Episode TWO of the Official Axe Cop motion comic series. BIG THANKS to the guys who worked on this, they did it out of love for Axe Cop and not for pay, so please visit their links if you need any of their services.

[mynameispaddymac]

where does uni baby come into this?

[Wolfsrain90]

@mynameispaddymac He had to use more than an axe.

[mynameispaddymac]

@Wolfsrain90 did u reply to the wrong comment cause if u didnt that didnt answer my question AT ALL.

[Mrxiiijojjo]

Why is this not moar popular ?!?!?

[Overhazard]

@idredman Then you've never met a five-year-old before.

[sebthehuman]

That 5 year old boy is AWESOME!!!!



[dirtyburger32]

this is one demented 5 year old

[AssholePatrol]

@dirtyburger32

When I was six I wrote stories like these a lot.

[soshi16]

I wonder if the story writer really is five. I'm leaning towards yes.

[JonnyZerep]

@soshi16 Actually he is. He even shows up to the board meetings with his uncle (the artist). :]

[Sokinad]

@JonnyZerep Actually, the artist is the boy's brother...

[shadowlordification]

make a movie out of these series!

[CtrlAltD3stroy]

Why isn't this show more popular? This is so badass.

[TheTrophyHunter99]

this as bad as black ops that shows this kid probles  no offense

[guyamus]

Bob Souer has the most manly voice ever

[jsDX11]

The best story that has ever been created. Hang your head in shame, Inception!

[Caporai]

1:18 didn't Axe Cop chop off pretzelhead's head? I mean look... he's still..the way he is. Does he have two heads or what ? :D

[rtardbox]

music = A

still animation = A

voice overs = A

sound effects = A

story/writing = .... what's much, much lower than an "F"?

[Aelkamal]

@rtardbox it's not worst than any Hollywood scripts nowadays....

[BladeofSorrow7]

@rtardbox dude it was written by a 5 year old of course the story is going to be out there

[ddegithink]

@rtardbox You're kidding, right? This was written by a five year old and it's much better than the garbage they show nowadays.

[rroulette09]

Pretzelhead was pretty terrifying looking.

[BlueKeyNotesTen]

Dinosaur Soldier is a freaking badass name! Why didn't I realize this sooner?

[thecampain21]

LOL IT SOUNDED LIKE A SCV FROM STARCRAFT!

[psychoclown420]

pretzel head looks like one of the dudes from kids' by mgmt

[DetectiveOlivaw]

This is incredible voicework, especially the narrator. He sounds like the guy who narrates Gangland or some crime show on A&E. It's perfection.

[yaybot98]

Nice SCV sound effect when the robot died btw.

[BethlehemFilmakers]

Its so beautiful.

[BethlehemFilmakers]

Its so beautiful.

[los1wochos]

lolwut

[oldmanwithers1]

2 people formed teams with telescope gun cop and unibaby.

[looZED0ool]

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[duckmanham]

Unibaby.

[10DarkMoon]

this guys kid is messed up in a good way lol. i want my kid to make up stories like this too.

[upsidebrown]

Wait, at 1:17 Pretzel Head is magically alive and well again in the background! Woops.

[marsh0517]

whaaaaaat????? 0.o

[andypandy311]

Holy EFF this is funny.

[agnessailormoon]

Bravo for 5 year old boy xD

[dilbthelame]

how long 'til a telescope gun cop / unibaby spinoff?? HOW LONG DAMMIT?!?!

[PandaJack555]

wow this 5 year old has got problems

[Goatmon]

@PandaJack555 Yeah. He's too damn AWESOME

[k5kevil]

How in the name of god does the narrator keep a straight face while reading this? I guess he's a professional, but still.

[Csp499]

@k5kevil A shitload of takes, maybe.

[TehDevl]

@k5kevil You kidding? This is sweet!

[Divock]

@k5kevil Multiple Takes.

[PrettyBonesArt]

I wonder who wrote the "Axe Cop" theme lyrics?

[mrnaderdude]

the one person who disliked is telescope gun cop

[CaptainPositron]

1:20 wasn't pretzelhead just decapitated a few seconds ago? :D

[dcx666]

ABC, FOX, MGM, CCTV, BBC anything...FUND THESE PEOPLE!!!!

[Beriorn]

Axe Cop: To protect and serve and chop your head off.

[Polanak]

at 1:18 , pretzel-head still has a head

[roy0ramaproductions]

this is so much more badass then when I'm reading it on the website!

[0BatGirl0]

Telescope Gun cop is an Aussie? Awesome.

[siskavard]

Amazingly AXE

[LuffyTubby]

please guys... MORE! THIS IS AMAZING!

[whade62000]

Axe Cop can not surrender his axe; then he'd become Normal Cop.

[filmyguy1]

AXE COP

Hilarious.

[GabeMorris]

Dear Axe Cop: you are a dangerous criminal, please surrender your axe and come out with your hands up.

[pashery]

you can't buy entertainment this good

[art2liv4]

Would love to see spin-off of Telescope Gun Cop and Unibaby.

[Anathlyst]

If you use the transcribe audio feature he's not Axe Cop, he's Tax Cut

[PimpDragon108]

The battle for the Internet is over. Axe Cop stands triumphant!

[1a9c9e3]

1:04 with Closed Captioning on. "He could also turns his head forth and so on."

[rydiafan]

Cyprus! You the explosion at the world ahead.

[Not0fThisWorldr]

I see a Telescopic Gun Cop, Unibaby spinoff in the future!

[criox12]

I actually watched this to see the closing credits... I wish more people had credits like that.

[Xalamae]

I love how axe cop is translated into tax cut. freaking hilarious.

[Kekskuchen666]

Second part, finally! This rocks my socks!

[laflecack]

SO HE STARTED A NEW TEAM WITH UNITY

THE BEST

[GUNDERex2]

@laflecack its uni-baby?

[laflecack]

@GUNDERex2

Watch it with the Audio Transcribed subtitles.

[Ledundeadv66]

AMAZING

[tehsmex]

Awesome production!!!

[TaiChiKnees]

Excellent theme music! LOL!

[theredfandango]

The captions really make this.

[PsychoDistrakshun]

Use the Vuvuzela button and the closed captioning and you have the best thing ever.

[ironmugg]

UNIBABY!

[Polanak]

I like the caption version of when telescope gun cop can't join the team. "We don't need you...we have a general budget." lol and Tax Cut instead of Axe Cop

[IcarusAsbestos]

I hope Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network or somebody picks this up. 

[hippytimefunbox]

BEST THING SINCE....EVER.

[sqbsbear]

that was.... AMAZING!!1

[blazefirestorm21]

I put the axe cop theme on my cell phone.

[Starstorm231]

I can't count the number of times I've watched this.

[illustriouschin]

much improved over the first one!

[axecopvideos]

you can get the theme song for free at Stepdad's LastFM page: last(dot)fm/music/Stepdad

[Polanak]

@axecopvideos I went there and it said I had to buy it.

[Polanak]

@axecopvideos n/m I found it. Thank you!

[MamaLuigisOVER9000]

Telescope gun cop sounds like the sniper in TF2

[Sirthatguy]

these are very well made. Like incredibly. Bravo good sir. Any site where we can download the axe cop theme in the credits?

[Monocoleboy]

The ending credits are very bad ass. Wish I had the song

[glowworm2]

These animations just get better and better!The ending credits were badass.

[TigerClawTV]

WOOOO! That was so awesome.

[chocochook]

Guys that just made my day! Haha you released this on my birthday XD. Made my day you guys did =D. I LOVE AXE COP! EVEN IF HE WILL NEVER LOVE ME BACK!!! XD

[Mephaistus]

BREZEL!

[Makermook]

Megaultraawesomezoid!

[timeforcute]

lol at pretzel-head still being in the screen at 1:19

[tayharri]

@timeforcute

nice find!

[eviljoel]

The 3D intro BLEW MY MIND. And then my mind continued to be blown for two minutes. As it should be.

Be a bit careful with the flashing lights next time, though. They're dramtic, but it hurts my eyes when they're constantly blinking throughout the entire video.

[TheWillbri123]

No, he sounds Australian.

[andreigiant]

Telescope gun cop is british?

[Sonyboj]

Amazing!

[DRealfriknKeenan]

I've been waiting for this for forever!!!!

[dLema1]

Be honest: did your little brother write this, or did you on pot?

[Mettic02]

BUT JUST TAX CUTS AND WE THOUGHT ABOUT THE EVILS GOING TO RESIGN

[willfreedo]

@Mettic02 "So it's kind of a Dinosaur Soldier took over centers on several issues"

"Law and we don't need you know that we have a general budget the well I'm going to meet that there"

"the cut did not get the joint tax cuts to you"

Wow, when you look at the underlying politics, it's actually really complex and DEEP.

[stegomon]

hahaha

[apopheniacMCMLXXXIX]

This is without a doubt the greatest achievement in the history of mankind. Ethan and Malachi are living gods among men.

[jsteinklauber]

Brilliant!! Excellent job everyone! The title and credits were amazing!!!

Thanks for bringing a litte more life to the Axecop Universe.

[thesecondtolastdj]

So insanely awesome! Axe Cop needs to become movie AND a book. I'd buy tickets for my whole family, and they'd all get axe cop books for Christmas.

Dittos on the closed captions. Makes it even more hilarious!

[GiZm0130]

The closed captioning is horrible. It makes it so much funnier though.

[talvarius]

The new OP/ED credits are pimp! It really feels like it's a legit series now! Please continue!

[briani4735263]

Unibaby. There is no limit to how awesome this is.

[Tonysrupturedspleen]

Awesome!

[MechashivaMechashiva]

Telescope Gun Cop was my favorite villain in the series. I wish they'd bring him back!

[grantgreen23]

so funny.

[onvogmasaj]

AXE COP WOOOOO!

[axecopvideos]

watching it with the closed captioning, once again hilarious and not right at all.

[Unclevertitle]

@axecopvideos

Tax Cuuut! Tax Cuuut! Tax cuuut! Tax cuuut!

TAX CUUUT! TAX CUUUT! TAX CUUUT! TAX CUUUT!

[chunkymilk]

@axecopvideos it adds an extra layer of humor. like an onion.

[Paiguy7]

Love the theme song

[criox12]

This is my favorite birthday present ever...

[onvogmasaj]

@criox12 happy birthday

[farhammer1]

when i saw this in my email is gasped and smiled the widest i had ever smiled. EVER!

[ApocalipseCow]

Best thing ever.

[H5FER7]

My baby! My Baby!

[bompakk]

This is blowing minds!

[Starstorm231]

Manly tears have been shed.

[SuperShing]

So awesome! Just commenting to thank all the guys who worked on this, because they did a seriously amazing job. The title and credit sequences are really freakin' sweet!!

[promoscape]

@SuperShing Thanks for that..:-)

[S0up3rD0up3r]

Better than Marvel and DC combined!

[BrechPro]

love the ending song

[TheOldJericho]

Lol your telling me this was the idea of a 5 year old, amazing

[deadleninx]

My day is complete! I was waiting so long for this. ;_;

[VHASE]

seems wrong that pretzel head got his head back just after axe cop chopped it off.

[promoscape]

@VHASE haha.. yes. we did change but too late now as you cant replace a video on youtube.

[sedthh]

I want to see an Axecop Movie in the Cinemas, with a brand new story!

Any chance it's ever going to happen?

[PlanetBierwagen]

Uni-baby and Pretzel Head need to be action figures... NOW! :)

[M30W3R]

Axe win.

[revolutionaryverse]

this is a giant win

[TraverseTown123X]

So awesome... There should be a whole animated series on this.

[kloudtana]

axe cop may just be the best thing ever.

[Kimimaru97]

liked it!